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December 7, 2016

A Date Which Shall Live In Infamy.

At first, everyone thought it was a piece of loose rigging slapping against the wrecked hull of the USS West Virginia. Bang. Bang. To the survivors on land, it was just another noise amid the carnage of Pearl Harbor a day after the Dec. 7, 1941, attack. Like the sound of fireboats squirting water on the USS Arizona. Or the hammers chipping into the overturned hull of the Oklahoma. But they realized the grim truth the next morning, in the quiet dawn. Someone was still alive, trapped deep in the forward hull of the sunken battleship. Bang. Bang. The Marines standing guard covered their ears. There was nothing anyone could do. When salvage crews raised the West Virginia six months later, they found the bodies of three men huddled in an airtight storeroom: Ronald Endicott, 18; Clifford Olds, 20; and Louis "Buddy" Costin, 21. But the most haunting discovery was the calendar. Sixteen days had been crossed off in red pencil. The young sailors had marked their time, not knowing what had happened to their ship or that their country was at war.

There were 37 confirmed pairs or trios of brothers assigned to USS Arizona on December 7, 1941. Of these 77 men, 62 were killed, and 23 sets of brothers died. Only one full set of brothers, Kenneth and Russell Warriner, survived the attack; Kenneth was away at flight school in San Diego on that day and Russell was badly wounded but recovered. Both members of the ship's only father-and-son pair, Thomas Augusta Free and his son William Thomas Free, were killed in action.

The Final Countdown is a 1980 alternate history science fiction film about a modern aircraft carrier that travels through time to the day before the 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor. If the same movie were to be made today, the carrier would be transported back to 1977, just three years before the original movie was made. Here is the entire movie in regular quality, but my favorite scene in hd video but shitty sound. World War II ace-in-a-day Archie Donahue was one of the Zero pilots. The Zeroes, which were actually converted AT-6 Texans, were flying with the throttle to the stops and the F-14s were flying at stall speed -- note wings fully extended in most scenes. That was so they could get both aircraft in the same shot at the same time because remember, there was no CGI shit back then. And with the inactivation of the USS Enterprise (CVN-65) in 2012, the Nimitz -- the carrier featured in The Final Countdown -- is now the oldest American carrier in active service. [download in hd]

Among the drydocked ships in the Pearl Harbor Navy Yard when the Japanese attacked was the destroyer USS Shaw (DD-373). Raised out of the water in the floating drydock YFD-2, along with the old harbor tug Sotoyomo (YT-9), Shaw attracted the unwelcome attention of several dive bombers of the second strike wave. These hit her with three bombs at about the same time as they were attacking the then-nearby battleship Nevada. These bombs all hit the forward portion of the ship. The resulting fires proved uncontrollable, and Shaw was ordered abandoned. As efforts were underway to flood the drydock about a half-hour after she was hit, Shaw's forward ammunition magazines detonated in a spectacular blast, completely removing her bow. The blast also punctured YFD-2 and Sotoyomo. Both soon sank, the drydock partially and the tug completely, leaving Shaw's after portion afloat, with an intense fire raging at its front.

Perhaps if this nice lady had been given a few fruitcakes for Christmas, she might still be alive because after all, a restraining order is just a piece of paper. So, you might ask, how many fruitcakes does it take to stop a .50 cal Desert Eagle? Well, there's only one way to find out. And if you're looking for a nice little $15 stocking stuffer? Might I suggest the Mag Lula UpLula universal magazine loader. It works on 9mm, .40S&W, and .45ACP.

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December 6, 2016

75 Years Ago The Kido Butai Was In The Middle of The Pacific Ocean.

So big news in my neck of the woods, an off duty officer for the local police departyment got absolutely shitfaced -- and I mean shitfaced to the tune of a BAC .253 -- and drove her car into someone's house. Here's the view of the route she was taking and given her blood alcohol content, I'm guessing she more or less passed out at the wheel and just plowed straight on, right into the victim's house. Thankfully no bystanders were injured so her injuries aside, kiss that career in law enforcement goodbye.

And in semi-ralated news, remember last month when an armed Good Samartitan cashed in some guy's chips as he was attacking a Lee County Sheriff? Turns out when an Officer in trouble requests your help, you are “deputized” on the spot and acting as a law enforcement Officer, as per the Posse Comitatus Act (18 U.S.C. § 1385, original at 20 Stat. 152) signed on June 18, 1878 by none other than President Rutherford B. Hayes.

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Hi Ernie, the green box is a product from Tacoma WA,called Prouss hair styler .Wayne

Ernie, Fan since 1999 - back when you had to type out all the words to EHOWA. The green box is a Proliss brand flat iron hair straightener. Respectfully, Chris

That yellow thing is a pedestrian bridge, The Ponte Cagrana, located in Vienna Austria and crossing the Danube River. More pictures of Judita's walk by the river here. Rick

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And so far, no joy on this park bench, so perhaps you'll have better luck finding me this covered bench instead.

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December 5, 2016

I Just Realized As Shitty As 2016 Has Been, Chicago Cubs Fans Are Having The Best Year Ever.

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Whether you're actually sick or just wanted to take a day off to catch Pokemon, for some it might not be as easy as just clocking out for a day. What these individuals thought of as a relaxing day off turned out to be quite the opposite when they returned; these 18 office pranks remind you to never leave your office unintended.

If you're like most renters, you've probably been ignoring something that you've needed for far too long now. That something is renter's insurance. Since you're reading this blog post you obviously understand that renter's insurance is something you need. It's probably occurred to you that in the face of a tragic event like a fire or theft, your stuff will need replacing. When it comes to buying renter's insurance, it's truly not the time to guess. Guessing can end up costing you a lot of money and heartache. You likely have absolutely no idea how much your possessions actually are worth. In fact, it's said that the average person owns $20K in personal belongings. Truthfully, if you were to look around your home right now, would you guess that your possessions were worth $20,000? Probably not.

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December 3, 2016

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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December 2, 2016

Only 23 More Sleeps Until Christmas. Unless You Do Meth, Then Only Like, 3 Sleeps.

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Byobu are Japanese folding screens made from several joined panels, bearing decorative painting and calligraphy, used to separate interiors and enclose private spaces, among other uses. Like many Japanese arts and Japanese crafts, folding screens originated in China; prototypes dating back to the Han dynasty have been found. The term byobu figuratively means "protection from wind", which suggests that the original purpose of by?bu was blocking drafts. By?bu were introduced in Japan in the eighth century, when Japanese craftsmen started making their own byobu, highly influenced by Chinese patterns. Through different Japanese eras, byobu evolved in structure and design, along with the techniques and materials used.

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I regret but I have but two challenges to give for my country. The first is to identify this green book -- or is it a box maybe? -- and the second is to find this big tall yellow thing.

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