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May 26, 2015

I Guess That's The New Bouncing A Quarter Off Her Ass?

We're all trying to balance today's strains on personal time, family time, and work. For more than 30 years, Perception Kayaks have introduced more people to paddling than probably any other kayak maker. In fact, Perception pioneered the plastic kayak, which began an explosion in the sport beyond what we ever would have dreamed then. Almost anyone that paddles knows the Perception name and its storied history, as they move into the future with even more innovation and the reliable quality that everyone has come to expect. Now, more than ever, it's time for you to discover the concept that has kept Perception Kayaks popular all these years.

Of course, everybody already knew professional athletes make a shitload of money, but seeing it in pay stub form just makes it so much more real. Somebody taking a tour of Wrigley Field earlier this week found an Andrew McCutchen pay stub just lying around in the visitors' locker room. That somebody took a photo of it and sent it to a friend.

Back in the 1900s, cigarette manufactures used to insert stiffening cards into their paper cigarette packs to add strength and help them last longer. Along the way, someone had the bright idea of printing trivia, artwork and even famous people and athletes (onto the stiffening cards. In the early 20th Century, Gallaher's Cigarettes printed a special series of 100 “How to do it” cards that included some truly useful and helpful tips for everyday situations and problems.

Everyone knows redheads have crazy tempers, and this one is no exception. We have dinner reservations, but she didn't give me a street address. Can you show me on Streetview where I'm headed?

I found this door... The location is in Novosibirsk Oblast, Russia This is the street view but the door is located on the other side of the building. one of the photos in google earth has a shot of this same door.Rick

Thought you would enjoy this. Thanks for all the entertainment you provide. Andy

The whole idea of a split swim fin is that the blade causes a vortex in the water as you swim along; on the divers upward fin stroke, where minimal propulsion is achieved in any fin, the split blade opens up and allows water to easily pass through. These features essentially provide excellent propulsion for less effort and ensure that a split fin is more efficient than a paddle fin. In essence, split fins are easy to use and as a result, many divers find that they can conserve up to 40% more air with a split fin over a more traditional paddle blade. People who suffer from cramping, are injured or have weak knees, ankles or back problems will benefit from using split fins because they are so easy to use.

Can you show me where I should make reservations to enjoy a such a beautiful view of the falls?

Old and busted: You've heard of the Ryan brothers in “Saving Private Ryan” and perhaps the Sullivan brothers in the old black-and-white “The Fighting Sullivans.” The new hotness: Stella Pietkiewicz who had seven sons serve in World War II. Added bonus: they all came back safely.

Easy one, even for a stupid guy like me- just threw it into any search engine and it came up. The Hotel Figueroa always has some cool advertising or art on it and is mere blocks behind the Staples Center. JK

Hey man, You leave Florida and decide Eastern Washington is your thing? Nathan

Ernie's Fuel Stops has 3 premier fuel stop locations for your convenience is the State of Washington: it's not the one in Kent, Washington, nor the one in Federal Way, Washington, so it must be the one in Lake Moses! Washington state is a far cry from New York City. From what I can tell, she's waiting to buy Broadway tickets in an rather historical part of New York City. Can you tell me how this location got its name?

Before we go, let's take a close look inside Casa de Machete, where Danny Trejo explains his transformation from convict to movie star. Food for thought: does he chalk his success up to his Machete Bike or his Machete Spatula?

Tangrams are ancient Chinese geometric puzzles that have fascinated countless generations of people from around the world. With its gorgeous wood pieces and storage tray, Tangram Master puts an elegant new twist on this timeless classic by providing a competitive format for up to four players. To play, first distribute a set of seven tans to each player; then select a game board from the illustrated book of playable puzzles; and finally, race to see who can complete the puzzle first. Tangram Master also includes historical information about tangrams, and some nice photos of old sets.

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May 25, 2015

This Is Memorial Day. This Is Your Day To Remember Reflect, and Respect.

Commander Bill Krissoff was a successful surgeon with a thriving practice. But when his son was killed in action, Krissoff decided to honor his service and sacrifice.

The difference between Veterans Day and Memorial Day is confusing for many people, and it shouldn't be.

On June 6th, 2014, my 11 year old son wanted to say thank you to the soldiers who fought and died on Omaha beach on D-Day morning 70 years earlier. This is how he did it.

Here are 10 facts about Memorial Day, a holiday honoring American soldiers who made the ultimate sacrifice for their country.

In 1964, Ronald Reagan gave a speech entitled "A Time for Choosing." It was presented during the U.S. presidential election campaign on behalf of Republican candidate Barry Goldwater.

The true meaning of Memorial Day is sometimes overlooked.

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May 23, 2015

This Is Memorial Day Weekend. And Yes, I Will Post A Small Update on Monday.

no cars, no mattresses, no furniture: the memorial day guns and ammo roundup

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May 22, 2015

6am Wake Up+ Flu Like Symptoms (Including Body Aches) + 4 Motrin = Grey Goose Screwdriver By 10am.

Airhead and Sportsstuff inflatables and accessories are made of the highest quality materials in the industry. We pride ourselves in building our products with 840 denier nylon covers and 30 gauge PVC bladders, a standard few others can stand behind. If there's a tube shape that can be ridden while towed behind a boat, we make it. If there's a water toy boating enthusiasts are craving, look no further than Sportsstuff!

Huh. If you think you've got what it takes, then identify this red bottle.

Delta Airline's Internetest Safety Video on the Internet takes the form of a traditional airline safety instruction video, but with one key difference: It's populated by an army of famous internet characters and memes, like the “Charlie Bit My Finger” kids and that dancing baby from like 15 years ago.

Finding the Staples Center might be easy, but finding the Hotel Figueror is a different story.

Hi Ernie, Nopem that's not a Catholic saint medal, that looks like your standard run of the mill cameo pendant. Kelly

Hey, Ernie: this is CAMAFEU! Erre from Santos, Brasil [Google Translate: Portugese -> English]

This is my best guess as to where the hottie going to North Carolina is parked. The terrain is different behind both signs in Jackson County though. Cameron

I'm pretty sure that's the correct location as well, Cameron. if you look at this map of Jackson County, there's only that small horizontal section that abuts against the state border, and there's only one major road (Route 107) going in/out. Plus foliage changes with the seasons, the guard rail doesn't. For as far far back as 2008, and due to the poor quality of the original photo, I suspect it was taken well before the DOT implemented the ET-Plus style guardrail terminal to prevent vehicle impalement.

When I post a photo challenge, I generally like to know where I'm at. Is it solveable, is it in the US, is it current, is it old, that sort of shit. But hereth enter this picture. I traced it to link to the entire gallery. But where the fuck it it? Where the fuck is the trail split? Where the fuck is the bridge? The only thing I can tell you for sure is, it's in somewhere in Texas.

Ernie. This is a coat valet viewed from near a right angle and it's not leaning against the window - look at the shadow behind it. Sammie

Hi Ern: Happy Memorial Day! The AK-74 video was great! If you look closely at 0:29 you can see what appears to be the bullet keyholing. Although somewhat blurry, you can see the shock wave cone clearly enlarge and elongate. Regards, Gary

Slo-mo keyholing is super cool. Long bullets, especially ones like in the 5.45x39, yaw after they leave the muzzle. Only after travelling some distance do they "settle down" and fly straight, so it's not unheard of to get elongated keyholes at close range, just so long as they disappear at the longer ranges. If the bullets didn't eventually stabilize, the problem would be worse at longer ranges and accuracy would be terrible and no one would want one. Keyholing can also occur with incompatible twist/velocity; so if you're seeing some keyholding, it may be worthwhile to experiment with a bullet of a different weight; commercially speaking there are 55, 60, and grain bullets available for the 5.45x39. The most common'y available round -- and the round designed for the gun -- is a relatively light 52.9 gr 7N6 round which you can grab up a 1080 round of Russian surplus for $239, which is $0.22/round. So I think it's a mistake for this guy to say "this gun keyholes" without first having experiemnted with different bullet weight and target distances. And a damn fine Memorial Day Weekend to you too, sir. Also, my 500 rounds of .22lr are on the way, w00t!


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