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February 5, 2016

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The Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary was the first advanced learner's dictionary of English. It was first published 68 years ago. It is the largest English-language dictionary from Oxford University Press aimed at a non-native audience. Users with a more linguistic interest, requiring etymologies or copious references, usually prefer the Concise Oxford English Dictionary, or indeed the magnum opus, the Oxford English Dictionary, or other dictionaries aimed at speakers of English with native-level competence. There are explanations of common symbols (e.g. @), which are not included in any major competitor, and notes on interesting word origins. The Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary is easy to use, with a rapid-access page design, shortcuts to the right meaning in long entries, and easy definitions using a carefully chosen defining vocabulary of 3,000 words.

I have watched Back To The Future about a million times, and so I've watched Doc unload the Delorean just as many, but hell if I noticed just how impossible that scene would be. Also, I had mentioned before that Deloreans were making their way back to the market and the company has released their first commercial. I think Michael J Fox would have been the perfect spokesperson, presuming of course his body wasn't being ravaged by the likes of Parkinsons Disease.

FRIDAY FLICK: The 747 used in the Airport 1975 cost $30,000 per day to rent from American Airlines, and was originally delivered to American in 1971. It was a 747-123, registration number N9675, serial number 20390; the 136th 747 off the production line. Its basic American Airlines color scheme was modified to the notional Columbia Airlines colors for filming of exterior sequences. The evening taxi and takeoff shots were filmed as the plane, with the re-badged "Columbia Airlines" logo on the fuselage, was being delivered to Salt Lake City for the two days of filming. The aircraft was flown by United Parcel Services as a freighter until 2005. The aircraft, N9675, was destroyed on January 11, 2011 at the Roswell Industrial Air Center, where it had been in storage since 2006. Airport 1975 was second of four movies in the "Airport" series.

Don't know where they are, but looks like they are doing heroin. Spoon and needles down left on table. Large pic link is broken too. Burke

I found the Czech Garnet location but the sign has changed to, "Change no commission". Its on Karlova in Prague 1, Czech Republic. Rick

Shit, I don't know why I didn't catch that. Large image link is fix0red, as well. Also, show me where this car with a babyseat is parked.

The Daily Mail just released a list of the 50 most violent cities in the world -- 21 of those are in Brazil so enjoy the Olympics -- but 4 of them are here in the United States. Care to guess which ones? Care to guess the political affiliation of the mayor in all of those cities? You betcha. So if don't live in those communist occupied territories and are looking to feed your little pocket pistol, Selway Armory has a terrific deal goin on right now, brass cased .380 FMJ's for $0.21/round, which is cheaper than the shitty Russian steel cased ammo which beats up your ejectors.

In the United States there are several nationally recognized organizations that certify lifeguards. The American Red Cross Lifeguarding program, American Lifeguard Association, Jeff Ellis and Associates, the YMCA, Starfish Aquatics Institute's Starguard program, NASCO, and the Boy Scouts of America. The standard in open water surf training is the United States Lifesaving Association. The American Red Cross, USLA and Ellis and Associates establish standards which are universally adopted for lifeguard training. The first beach patrol in the United States was founded in 1891 in Atlantic City, New Jersey, and remains the oldest active beach patrol in the United States.



February 4, 2016

Seven Months Away And This Election Is Already Fucked.

Boy, do I have a photo challenge for you. So much so, that it's the ONLY challenge I'm going to issue today. Your goal is to show me where this Whirlpool refigerator is located. At first I had hoped the t-shirt would yield some clues, but unfortunately "Slave to Grave" is just an old 1990's slogan from Alien Workshop, so I don't think that's going to be any help. Instead, the large sign on the building in the background is going help narrow down a city, while a few clues from a close up of the refrigerator should get you into the right country. And if you'd like, you can view the original full size photo (3264x2448) here.

As a lifelong OAKLAND Raiders fan, one book I distinctly remember reading when I was growing up was Kenny Stabler's autiobiography, Snake. And something about an Impala SS he used to own when he played for Alabama? A 1964, was it? Anyway, he's now hitting the news that Kenny was diagnosed with Chronic traumatic encephalopathy, or CTE for short. The Cliff Noterion is your brain starts to shrink after suffering a shit ton of concusions, like what happens to old football players. Before his disease progressed too far, he promised to donate his brain to medical research on the sdisease, and sure enough, Kenny was aman of his word.

A firearm suppressor, or silencer as it's known to Michael Bay fans, is a device attached to or part of the barrel of a firearm which reduces the amount of noise and visible muzzle flash generated by firing. Suppressors are typically constructed of a metal cylinder with internal baffles, functioning much like a car muffler, to reduce the sound of firing by slowing the escaping propellant gas. A new baffle-free Suppressor system was developed by a veteran of the SOF community to create a new and improved suppression system that is a huge jump from traditional suppressors. Being completely hearing safe with no overpressure in enclosed environments and providing incredible recoil reduction, the baffle-free design is truly remarkable. And given that regular .50 cal supressors normally run about $2,300 each, I can't wait to hear what the price of this one is going to be.

Ernie, The Gal and the Honda Civic are parked on the top deck of the California garage Downtown LV. There's the Binion's sign on the left just up the street. Google street view doesn't show the light poles or railings, at least on my laptop, but you can see the shadow from the light poles. Tom

Hey Ernie, This one was kind of a softball, took me two minutes, but your Honda Civic is parked on the top floor of the parking garage here.I couldn't find any more shots of those big pink areolas, but as a consolation prize, here are more of the chick reading the " Witching Hour" from yesterday. Keep 'em coming, Tim

According to the most recent data released September 2015, rates of obesity now exceed 35 percent in three states (Arkansas, West Virginia and Mississippi), 22 states have rates above 30 percent, 45 states are above 25 percent, and every state is above 20 percent. Arkansas has the highest adult obesity rate at 35.9 percent, while Colorado has the lowest at 21.3 percent. Expect those numbers to rise sharply, as according to the folks at Burger King, the Extra Long Buttery Cheeseburger is “two beef patties topped with freshly cut onions, crisp iceberg lettuce, ketchup, melted American cheese, flavored butter sauce and a creamy mayonnaise spread, all served on a warm toasted hoagie bun.

Is that photo challenge too hard? Don't be a crybaby. Just show me where this red scooter is parked and quit whining, Whiner McWhinerton.


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February 3, 2016

You're Going To Feel A Little Pressure Day Plus Five.

Chief Seattle was a leader of the Suquamish and Duwamish Native American tribes in what is now the state of Washington. A prominent figure among his people, he pursued a path of accommodation to white settlers, forming a personal relationship with "Doc" Maynard. In a letter in which Seattle pleaded that his name should die with the ceding of the Washington State territories, Seattle was puporteddly to have writtem, "Let him be just and deal kindly with my people, for the dead are not powerless. Dead, did I say? There is no death, only change of worlds." Unfortunately for that girl, this letter was later proven to have been a forgery, devised by television scriptwriter Ted Perry for a historical epic in 1971.

Amber is fossilized tree resin, which has been appreciated for its color and natural beauty since Neolithic times. Much valued from antiquity to the present as a gemstone, amber is made into a variety of decorative objects. Amber is used as an ingredient in perfumes, as a healing agent in folk medicine, and as jewelry dating back to the stone age from 13,000 years ago. Amber ornaments have been found in Mycenaean tombs and elsewhere across Europe. To this day it is used in the manufacture of smoking and glassblowing mouthpieces. Amber's place in culture and tradition lends it a tourism value; Palanga Amber Museum is dedicated to the fossilized resin.

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Okay, past photo challengers will remember this photo of the Las Vegas Club, well a stones throw from there is exactly where this Honda Civic is parked. Show me. And lots of people were able to nail down the No Left Turn on Regent Street challenge from yesterday, so I'm going to give the shout out to Tiege who gave the most thorough response...

Ernie, That gorgeous woman was in the Hotel Red, across the street from the University of Wisconsin field house, in Madison WI. The picture of the Hotel Red even shows the light pole in the picture. More pics of her can be found here. Glad to help.Tiege

Hey Ernie, The sign is the main entrance to the Luxor, off of Las Vegas Blvd , prior to May 2009 when they changed the sign . Here is more of her Dorito chip here. Looks like it was a fun trip, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless it makes it the Internet... Keep 'em coming, Tim

Well, since you obsviously ain't doing shit for Valentine's Day, here's your chance to score some dirt cheap Playstation games by Namco and Electronic Arts.

Trampolines have always been popular with families and recently there has been an increased interest in trampolining. Two of the biggest concerns among parents are safety and aesthetics. Addressing thiese concerns, a new trend in backyard design and play-equipment is installing the trampoline below ground, because an in–ground trampoline can be aesthetically pleasing while providing an excellent source of safe entertainment and exercise, something parents are eagerly searching for. If you are thinking about installing this type of trampoline, it is wise to get the best trampoline on the market.

And since the other Streetview challenge wasn't all that challenging, how's about you find the Czech Garnet next? Then do yourself a favor and follow these 10 smoking hot babes on Snapchat.


February 2, 2016

Respect The Classics Man.

Alfonso John Romero is an American director, designer, programmer, and developer in the video game industry. He is best known as a co-founder of id Software and designer for many of their games, including Wolfenstein 3D, Dangerous Dave, Hexen, Doom and Quake. His game designs and development tools, along with new programming techniques created and implemented by id Software's lead programmer John D. Carmack, led to a mass popularization of the first person shooter, or FPS, in the 1990s. John Romero is credited with coining the FPS multiplayer term "deathmatch", and just recently released his first new Doom level in 21 years. You'll want to pay attention to what emulators you have to use, specifically zDoom or Crispy Doom. But if you dont want to go through that much trouble, and would instead like to live vicariously through the exploits of others, here's a video of someone completing the level. And let me tell you kids, it's fucking hard.

With gas prices rising, high unemployment, and inflation poised to spiral out of control, your talent for cutting household expenses is becoming more and more important. You can slash services like yard landscaping and premium cable channels, and you can reduce your utility bills by using electricity, gas, and water more sparingly. But what about everyday necessities like feeding your family and operating your home? In order to be successful with couponing, you've got to start with a big huge mental shift. You'll be leaving behind that old way of shopping and opening your mind to something new.

What do Tom Brady and my six year old nephew have in common? They both go to bed at 8pm. Well, that and they both cry like little bitches when they lose.

Demonstrating once again her gift for spellbinding stoyrtelling,The Witching Hour by Anne Rice is the first novel in the Lives of the Mayfair Witches series. It begins the tale of a family of witches -- a family given to poetry and incest, to murder and philsophy, a family that is itself haunted by a powerful, dangerous and seductive being -- and a spirit that has guided their fortunes for generations.

Can you show me exactly where there is no left turn onto Regent Street?

When you're bored and have access to a helicopter and an aircraft carrier. Jon

Here's an article you might want to link to. Young drone pilots are not just enjoying themselves, but also inventing a new sport," reports one technology site in an article titled "When Video Games Get Real", asking whether we'll ultimately see "drone parks" or even drone demolition derbies and flying robot wars! They quote one pilot who says it feels like skateboarding in the 1990's, "with a small group of people pushing the envelope and inventing every day" — this time wearing virtual reality googles to experiencee the addictive thrill of flying. And the CEO of the new Drone Racing League suggests they'll soon start broadcasting footage from the drones' onboard cameras directly into virtual reality headsets! David

Sure, any idiot can tell me this photo was taken at the entrance to the Luxor Hotel and Casino in Las vegas, but can you show me exactly which entrance?

It looks like the open carry movement in Florida might be held up in the State Senate, all thanks to Senator Miguel Diaz de la Portilla of Miami who is afraid the proposed law would, "create a bad impression on tourists who would see Floridians walking around with handguns." You know, like tourists are in 44 other states. To that end, this is a GREAT deal on a GREAT little carry gun: Bersa Thunder .380 for $239. In fact if you remember, it was about three years ago when I picked up this Bersa Thunder .380 used for $200. This was the one I used to keep sealed in plastic and hidden away in a bathroom, but that detail has been relegated to an old S&W 36, so now this trusty little Bersa is kept in a more readily accessible location around the house.

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