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June 28, 2017

Well, At Least CNN Has Finally Gotten Off Of Their Russia! Russia! Russia! Kick.

For those who haven't seen Friday, the movie revolves around two friends who need to make $200 by 10pm that night. Not a hard sell in this hustling day and age except both Smokey and Craig are unemployed, and Smokey's meager source of income is something he just can't stop smoking. The clip that launched the timeless meme features Chris Tucker's Smokey eviscerating a neighbor named Felisha after she asks to borrow a car, then borrow a joint. All Ice Cube has to say is "Bye Felisha" to send the message that they're not about her mooching ways. He's slumped over. He won't even look at her. It's damn near impossible to recreate that kind of cool dismissal most now see as a sassy, passive-aggressive fuck you.

Breaking the Waves - Danish: Przelamujac Fale -- is Danish film from 1996, directed by Lars von Trier and stars newcomer Emily Watson and Swedish actor Stellan Skarsgard. Set in a small and religious coastal town, a simple, devoutly religious Scottish woman, Bess McNeill (Emily Watson), finds a partner in an oil rig worker from Norway, Jan Nyman (Stellan Skarsgard). However, the relationship grows strained when Nyman breaks his neck in a horrific work accident on the rig and becomes paralyzed. Unable to perform sexually and suffering mentally from the accident as well, Jan convinces Bess to have sex with other men, which she comes to believe is God's work. Przelamujac Fale won the Grand Jury Prize at the Cannes Film Festival, and Emily Watson was nominated for an Oscar in the category of female leading role.

Okay photo challengers, here's one that's simple, straight forward, and to the point: find this dock.

Hi Ernie, The Korean BBQ restaurant is at the corner of Fillmore St. and Geary St. in San Francisco. I found it by looking into the locations of the old National Dollar store whose sign you can see in the distance. There just so happens to be a yelp review of a National Dollar store in San Francisco so I went to the address and the Google street view showed similar looking canopies with support wires over the left shoulder of the cheeky girl. Once I got my bearings straight and realized the National Dollar sign had been taken down, I rolled street view back to 2008 and saw the sign for the restaurant in question along with the white fire hydrant and no parking sign. You can make out the National Dollar sign off in the distance. It looks like the restaurant went out of business in the 2011 time frame. Cheers! -Bill

Hey Gimpy, That skankazoid flashing her kitty is out side the Suck Bang Blow drive-in biker bar in Myrtle Beach SC. Looks like a party worth investigating. Keep it up. Big D

An all-terrain vehicle is a vehicle that travels on low-pressure tires, with a seat that is straddled by the operator, along with handlebars for steering control. As the name implies, it is designed to handle a wider variety of terrain than most other vehicles. Although it is a street-legal vehicle in some countries, it is not street-legal within most states and provinces of Australia, the United States or Canada, which is why these ladies are operating theirs on private property. Can you tell me the make and model of their steed of choice?

In 1989 Marco Bertoletti started designing and developing a series of top of the range custom made bike frames for some of Europe's most famous bicycle brands, while sticking to his ethos of building to the highest quality using the best possible materials. In 2009 ‘Legend by Bertoletti' was created. Fuelled by all of his experience, passion and innovation to create what Legend Bicycles believe are the world's leading frames and bicycles.

Hey Ernie, The woman and her kitty were at the 2016 Spring Rally at "Suck, Bang, Blow" biker bar in Murrell's Inlet South Carolina. More pics here, and if you scroll down, you can see the rear view of the lady and her kitty. The Korean BBQ was on Fillmore Street, in Sanfrancisco. You have to go back to 2011 for a Streetview of it. If you want to see a front view of the ladies bare'nekkid walk around town go here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Big Boy Restaurants was started as Bob's Pantry in 1936 by Bob Wian in Glendale, California. The restaurant became known as "Bob's, Home of the Big Boy Hamburger" then as Bob's Big Boy. It became a local chain and nationally under the Big Boy name, franchised by Marriott Corporation in 1967. One of the larger franchise operators, Elias Brothers, purchased the chain from Marriott in 1987, moved the headquarters of the company to Warren, Michigan, and operated it until bankruptcy was declared in 2000. During the bankruptcy, the chain was sold to investor Robert Liggett, who renamed the company Big Boy Restaurants International and is the operator or franchisor for the remaining 88 Big Boy restaurants in the United States. Can you find which one is the home of this faded Big Boy statue?

Today we honor the seven Sailors who died in the collision aboard the USS fitzgerald
These Airmen look back on the horrific attack and how it changed them, and the Air Force, forever.
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Tennessee Professor's Response To Single Mom's Absence
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Fearless female Kurdish fighter laughs as ISIS bullet misses her
Elderly flight passenger throws coins into engine for ‘luck', delays take-off for hours
Vile masked Islamists use sledgehammers to destroy graves of British war heroes
James Harrison still likes playing volleyball with medicine balls
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June 27, 2017

EHOWA Is Too A Word.

In China, paper lanterns can be classified into five distinct classes; the Baby's Bottom is the miniature class, often used in modern times with Christmas lights. The second class is the Rolling Paper, the tall, cylindrical lanterns often associated with restaurants and bars. The third class is the Tomato Light also known as Big Red; the classic round mid-size lantern. The fourth class is the Crystal Magic; the variously-shaped geometric lamps constructed of many square and triangular panes. The last is known as Buddha's Gastronomy; the large and extra large lanterns used to decorate temples and for show at festivals. Also, there are the traditional Chinese lanterns, primarily red but also in other colors, that can be round or capsule-shaped, usually seen in stores, at temples, or during festivals.

Corporal punishment or physical punishment is a punishment intended to cause physical pain on a person, most often used where there is a substantial disparity of power between punisher and punished. Corporal punishment is most often practiced on minors, especially in home and also school settings, usually employing more modest forms. Common methods in this regard often include spanking or paddling. It is however also used on adults, particularly prisoners in some countries. In history most cultures have practiced corporal punishment on adults in settings of imprisonment or slavery. Frequently employed methods are flagellation and caning. In some countries bastinado is still practiced on prisoners as well.

A growing number of drivers are opting to commute from behind a set of handlebars. Many people prefer traveling on motorcycles because they use less gasoline than other modes of transportation. Despite the pros regarding motorcycle ownership, there are also significant cons. One of the biggest concerns is safety. From a car's roof to its doors, people traveling in automobiles are furnished with additional layers of protection that motorcycles just don't have. Although many motorcycles come standard with windshields to help protect riders from the elements, no amount of protective glass will help when you hit a large object or animal in the road. Animal vs car accidents are very serious, but motorcycle vs animal accidents are extremely serious and often fatal. See if you can find where I can rescue this woman and her kitty before something bad happens.

I'm guessing the benches were installed sometime in the last four years since Google was at 1540 Broadway in NYC since I couldn't find them. Cameron

Good Morning. The fat guy eating nachos is near the corner of 7th and Broadway. The perfect chick flashing her magnificent love pillows is there too. Take care. Eric R

Hey Ernie - Apparently "Words with Friends" hasn't gotten with the program yet. Seems EHOWA isn't a word after all. Bob

Aw fuck those guys! Here's another of those it-would-make-a-great-challenge-but-there-aren't-enough-clues-to-narrow-down-the-location types of photos: this Pizza Hut. And what are those black things? Amish buggies? Caissons? Antique tractors? It's an older photo and I can't find a better copy, so I can't fucking tell. So instead of Pizza Hut for lunch, I've decided on some beef bulgogi so help me find this Korean Barbeque place. And be snappy abotu it, because my date is almost there.

Quinine is a medication used to treat malaria and babesiosis. This includes the treatment of malaria due to Plasmodium falciparum that is resistant to chloroquine when artesunate is not available. While used for restless legs syndrome, it is not recommended for this purpose due to the risk of side effects. It can be taken by mouth or used intravenously. Malaria resistant to quinine occurs in certain areas of the world. Some quantities are also used in tonic water and give it its bitter taste.

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June 26, 2017

Ah Shit, it's Monday Again.

Imagine you are driving down the road and out of nowhere a deer sprints out of the woods and into your car. This actually happens quite often, while nationwide statistics are not available, in 2010 experts estimate that 30,866 deer were hit by cars in New Jersey alone. Now imagine that instead of deer, the animal you hit is a cow or a horse that has gotten loose from a nearby farm. While a deer will certainly damage your vehicle, having a collision with a cow will put some serious dents in your car. So who is responsible for the damage when a farm animal wanders onto the highway? As with most things insurance related, the answer will vary depending on the state that you live in.

Fin type antennas are shaped like shark fins and go by the trade name of LPA; Low Profile Antennas.When first introduced to the market, the fin type antennas did not have radio functions, and instead served such purposes as mobile communication and GPS. In 2010, fin type antennas with radio functions were introduced, and have been adopted in many vehicles ever since. In contrast to conventional black rod type antennas, they were developed with an emphasis on design as to synchronize with the car body. These antennas are not prone to theft as they are fully attached to the car body, unlike rod type antennas which could be dismantled. Also, since they are short, drivers need not worry about bumping their antennas in parking garages with low ceilings.

Nachos originated in the city of Piedras Negras, Coahuila, Mexico, just over the border from Eagle Pass, Texas. In 1943, the wives of U.S. soldiers stationed at Fort Duncan in nearby Eagle Pass were in Piedras Negras on a shopping trip, and arrived at the restaurant after it had already closed for the day. The maître d'hôtel, Ignacio "Nacho" Anaya, invented a new snack for them with what little he had available in the kitchen: tortillas and cheese. Anaya cut the tortillas into triangles, fried them, added shredded cheddar cheese, quickly heated them, added sliced pickled jalapeño peppers, and served them. The popularity of the dish swiftly spread throughout Texas and the Southwest. Can you find the bench where this fat guy is eating his nachos?

A long time ago, back in December 2016, You were looking for this two boarded wooden park bench, well I found it, It's in a small park across the street from "The Plough" pub at 104 High Road, West Byfleet, United Kingdom. Rick

The Taxidriver whatever the hell it is nude celeb site you have linked is loaded with bastard pop ups. wtf ernie?? Spiff

WTF Ernie? WTF you? What is this 1996 and you're running AOL's browser? It's a fucking NSFW site -- meaning it's a site that can't generate income through SFW banner ads, so the only alternative for them (or any adult site) to generate revenue is through the occasional popup or interstatial. The only way this becomes an issue is if you're running some busted ass browser like Internet Explorer 3.0. So take off your your Reebok Pumps and your Starter jacket and your Bugle Boy jeans, uncrimp your Ramen noodle hair, put your fucking Tamagotchi down next to your Beanie Baby collection, uninstall Napster and run Firefox or Chrome like the rest of us.

See these four poles together holding up some sort of a street sign? See if you can't tell me what's on it.

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Semper Fidelis, Capt. Arthur Jackson.
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Temperatures In Arizona Are So High Right Now That People Are Posting Pics Of Things Melting
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Good Samaritan caught pushing disabled man's wheelchair uphill in thunderstorm
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June 24, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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Deadly Wildfires in Portugal: over the weekend, wildfires in central Portugal killed at least 63 people and injured 135 others

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Check out Thomas! Why doesn't he want to play with me?
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Summer Solstice Ass Battle!
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June 23, 2017

I Am Genuinely Thankful For This Weekend.

One of the dreams of many homeowners is to have a cozy little living room with comfortable couches and a beautiful fireplace to enjoy a cool winter evening. Although this dream works in theory, the reality is that fireplaces often take a lot of work and money, even when you buy a home with one already installed. Some people may not even own their own homes, but still wish to get the fireplace feel in their rental unit. When the cost, maintenance, and even the possibility of installation of a real fireplace has you down, there are other avenues you can take. Electric fireplaces offer the same benefits of a normal fireplace with some added bonuses.

Caprese salad is a simple Italian salad, made of sliced fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, and green basil, seasoned with salt and olive oil. It is made to resemble the colors of the Italian flag: red, white, and green. In Italy, it is usually served as an antipasto, not a side dish. While Caprese salad is traditionally seasoned with olive oil and basil, there are variations seasoned with pesto and other sauces, like Italian dressing. Some variations replace basil with rucola. In further variations other non-traditional ingredients, like chopped garlic, parsley, olives, or romaine lettuce, are also added. Many people also add ground black pepper.

The Swedish Union for Service and Communications Employees (acronym SEKO) is a trade union in Sweden. It was formed in 1995 with the reorganization of the Swedish National Union of State Employees. SEKO has a membership of 160,000 and is divided into nine branches:Rail transportation, Public administration, Postal, Roads & Railways, Telecom, Correctional treatment, Energy, Defence, and Maritime. SEKO is the third largest affiliate of the Swedish Trade Union Confederation. SEKO is considered as one of the most radical trade unions in Sweden and opposes privatization of public services.

I have just recently received my pups big c diagnosis . He is 11 howevere i thought he would go 13 yrs like his dad .dam dam dam andrew

First, I'm sorry to hear it, I really am. So here's my unsolicited two cents. I wouldn't go the chemotherapy route. I really wouldn't. It's expensive and odds are you're only going to buy your pooch another year at best. A guy I know here in Cape Coral had two dogs get sick at the same time; one cancer and one with some kidney disease. The guy spent $700 PER MONTH for TWO YEARS keeping his dogs alive. Including the initial diagnosis and end hospice care, it set him back just over $20,000 fucking dollars. Now as magnanimous as that might seem to the casual observer, if you're that determined to send your pooch off like a boss, here's how I'd spend that time and money. First, take a month off work. Seriously. He was self employed, so it'd be easy for him, and I know things would be more difficult if you're working a steady 9x5 for The Man. But whatever vacation you have, whatever unpaid time you can finagle, do it. Take a month off and hit the road with your pooch. Let him eat lobster rolls in Maine and crab cakes in Baltimore and barbecue in Houston and gumbo in New Orleans and deep dish pizza in Chicago. Hike in the mountains, play in the sand and the surf, play catch with snowballs and lay around in the mud. Drop three or four grand on one hell of a coast to coast road trip for you and your dog.

Then come home and let him live out whatever time he has left, as comfortably as possible. And when that times comes -- and it will come -- usher him off to sleep in your loving arms. Then get rip roaring shitfaced drunk. For a week. I did. And at some point you'll be able to make it to the local animal shelter without crying -- that took me three months -- and you'll eventually stumble across a pooch (or two!) that you connect with. Take em home. Turn their lives around. Love em. Get em socialized and show therm that not all humans are pieces of shit. Take em to dog parks. Take em on day long road trips. Give em ice cream. Take em to obedience training and get them Canine Good Citizenship awards. And after all that if you've still got a few nickels rattling around in your pocket that you feel you need to get rid of, make a donation to the shelter. In the end, I think that's a hell of a lot better way to spend your money and what time he has left, than forcing your dog to lie past his normal expiration date because we can't bear the idea of their being gone. That's not love, that's selfishness.

Side note: me and The Boss Lady have made afew visits to the local shelters, picked out dogs that we liked and thought would fit with Bianca... brought her in, and no fucking dice. She wants absolutely nothing to do with another dog. So since she has pooch seniority, it looks like we'll be flying Uno-Doggo for the remainder of her days.

Ernie, eh sorry for the mess, you can call 311 to arrange a trash pick-up from the City of Windsor, Ontario Canada, Just tell them to come to the intersection of Hall Avenue & Ottawa Street. Dennis

In January of 2009, Florida Governor Charlie Crist signed an amended bill restoring the legality of the use of a vertical tag/vertical license plate for motorcycles and mopeds. The new law went into effect on June 16, 2009. Prior to the change, Florida Statute 316.2085(3) stated: “The license tag of a motorcycle or moped must be permanently affixed horizontally to the ground and may not be adjusted or capable of being flipped up.” he new law amended Florida Statute 316.2085(3) to state: “The license tag of a motorcycle or moped must be permanently affixed to the vehicle and may not be adjusted or capable of being flipped up. No device for or method of concealing or obscuring the legibility of the license tag of a motorcycle shall be installed or used.” The language requiring a motorcycle license plate be affixed horizontally was deleted.

StarKist Tuna is the name of a brand of tuna that is produced on Pittsburgh's North Shore, now wholly owned by Dongwon Industries of South Korea. It was purchased by Dongwon from the once large American food manufacturer, Del Monte Foods, on June 24, 2008, for slightly more than $300 million. Since 1961 its mascot has been Charlie the Tuna, an anthropomorphic cartoon tuna. Commercials usually featured the phrase "Sorry Charlie". In August 2015, StarKist settled a class-action lawsuit claiming that the company was guilty of deliberately "under-filling" five-ounce cans of tuna. Earlier that same month, StarKist was sued, accused of colluding with Bumble Bee Foods and Chicken of the Sea to fix prices.

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