Wow, Go Saints, Eh?

I gotta be honest, I really thought the deciding factor was going to be Peyton's experience. But hey, it's always nice to see the underdog's pull one out. Go Tracy Porter. Nice retro run by McDonalds, by the way. Dwight Howard And Lebron James do a pretty good remake of the classic Jordan versus Bird commercial that aired during Super Bowl XXVII. Heh, Larry Bird is cool, just so long as he doesn't touch my Doritos. And some people got all pissy because the old McDonalds commercial was recycled, claiming the new ad company plagiarized off the old one. I don't think that's true at all, I think it's a nice tip of the hat to those of us that remember the original. Besides, let's leave the plagiarism to Seth MacFarlane who more often than not plagiarizes himself in one form or another. Listen, I love Family Guy as much as the next guy, but I really don't need to see Family Guy 2, and Family Guy 3.

Okay, time to bring Polygon Apocalypse to a close. Coming in at second place is Bobby who nudged out his closest competitor by a mere 100,000 points. But kicking ass and not even bothering to stop and take names, was Robert with over 14 million. Dayamn!

So I'm a little confused. I thought Spiderman 4 was cancelled, so why is there a new behind the scenes clip out? P.S. - thanks Scott, now I feel oh so gay.

hello finland, land of the naked snow boarders.

this morning's sts-130 was the last ever night time space shuttle launch.

Insert Your Favorite Superbowl Weekend Joke Here.

hottest fans of super bowl xliv.

the ten most disturbing books of all time.

the most expensive sports flip-offs of the last twenty years.

breast implants, the delorean dmc-12, and the tonopah test range airport.

bluewhaleondisplay - fatchickshategravity - oversizedsunglasses - pinkeysspecial - whatthefuckhulk

how baltic the mongrel drifted 20 miles out to sea on river ice and survived.

gravity from a six story fall vs mannequin & cordless drill. wow.

The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game.

1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1

2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1

3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans , drink 1

4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink 1

5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3

6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5

7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say “bringing the wood” drink for 5 seconds.

8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman”

9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1

10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer

11. Every time they say that “it’s destiny for the Saints to win” drink 1

12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor

13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1

14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans “deserve” a Superbowl victory, drink 1

15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1

16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2

17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans.

18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “bullshit!”

19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink 1

20. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 2. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 3.

21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling “Who dat!” Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.

22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Devon Williams.

23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the balls.

Old and busted: drunk hot blonde trying cinnamon challenge. The new hotness: TWO drunk hot blondes trying the cinnamon challenge together. Because they love cimmanon toast! With guest appearances by cayenne pepper and extra strong gravity.

Since 2004, EA games has run a simulation of the Super Bowl using the latest game in the "Madden NFL" series and announced the result. Much to everyone's surprise, the game simulations conducted by EA have predicted five of the last six Super Bowl winners (from 2004 to 2009). EA also releases a computer-generated description of the simulated game as if it were a summary of the real Super Bowl. But what about the old NFl games? How good are they predicting the Superbowl winners? In order to successfully predict the Super Bowl, someone decided to watch several simulated showdowns, forcing consoles to play with themselves for my amusement (something I'm almost certain counts as a fetish) and rating their performance on three factors: Accuracy; How valid I think the game's prediction is. For example, it's helpful to play a few warm up rounds. If a console predicts that the Rams will win anything ever, it loses all credibility. Prediction; Each game will result in a prediction on the Super Bowl. If you actually needed that sentence, I would like to bet everything against everything you do. Spectacle; The Super Bowl is about the score in the same way James Bond is about the civil services. This section will rate each game on how exciting it was.

The Onion rules - Melissa Donley, author and crazy cat relationship expert has some tips for people in long term relationships with their cats. The male host really sells the enthusiasm part.

i am in love with a girl names jessica jane clement.

a backyard roller coaster is as cool as you'd hope it to be.

little pig, little pig, let me in. not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.

Ah, They Don't Build Em Like This Anymore.

In the National Lampoon's Vacation DVD commentary, director Harold Ramis mentions that for the scene in which the Family Truckster jumps into the air, several of the crew members had made bets against 2nd unit director Dick Ziker that he couldn't jump the car more than 50 feet (even drawing lines in the sand to measure the distance). Ziker ended up winning that bet, as he jumped the car more than 50 feet. The theme park that served as Walley World was actually Six Flags Magic Mountain. The roller coaster referred by Clark as the "Whipper Snapper" is actually called "The Revolution" and was the first roller coaster to have a 360 degree vertical loop. All of the cast members had terrible experiences when it came to filming the scenes inside Walley World where they rode all of the roller coasters and other rides. In the commentary, Chevy Chase mentions that many of the rides made him and the other cast members sick to their stomachs, especially since they all had to ride them several times each for each take. Dana Barron also mentions in the commentary that the coasters made her so sick that she had to take motion sickness pills and would pass out on nearby benches between takes. And finally Anthony Michael Hall mentions that for the coaster shots of him scared, that he was not acting at all and his fear in those shots was genuine. When Clark drives to the sporting goods store after leaving Walley World, the Truckster makes a hard left through a red light and nearly hits an oncoming Ford LTD Squire station wagon - that's the same vehicle from which the Wagon Queen Family Truckster was modified from.

And I have to be honest, I got all fucking giddy when I saw this clip because I thought perhaps they were making another Vacation movie -- you know, Russ and Audrey are all grown up, Clark and Ellen are gandparents, that sort of thing -- but alas, it's just a commercial for HomeAway.com. Man, I haven't been this disappointed since it was my birthday and I learned that Borat defiled Isla Fisher.

Kind of makes you wonder how an old station wagaon can take a jump like that but a new Camaro is nearly split in two by a teeny tiny telephone pole, eh? Oh, and the current leader in Polygon Apocalypse is Topher with 111,370.

For those that missed it, the nude photos start around 1:02, on one of the monitors on one of the monitors just over the reporter's right shoulder. Something else that's getting a lot of attention is a recent interview with Mel Gibson who didn't seem to happy about some of the questions that Dean Richards had for him. Personally I didn't think Richards asked anything out fo line, but Mel's reasction at the end made me snort coffee on my desk.

While this girl could never be a model for obvious reasons -- her hat doesn't match what she's wearing -- Bullz-Eye.com is partnering with PlayerXT and the "Fish and Chips" Poker and Fishing Showdown to present Bullz-Eye.com's 2010 Bikini Model Search in the Bahamas. We will be flying 24 beautiful bikini models to The Bahamas for the opportunity to participate in the Bikini Model Search. The winners will be photographed by Bullz-Eye photographer Paul Miller and will have their photo shoot featured on Bullz-Eye.com, and all of the models will have the opportunity to be photographed all weekend with Paul and the other elite photographers attending the event. Models who want to participate will be able to submit photos to Bullz-Eye and have our readers vote on which models should get an all-expenses paid trip to The Bahamas for the chance to compete in the Bikini Model Search! The event will take place at the Wyndham Nassau & Crystal Palace Resort from May 11 through May 16, 2010.

dane cook exclusive five hour special live! buy tickets now!

photos of an abandoned cold war spy listening station in berlin.

rare home video of the challenger explosion twenty-four years ago.

katy perry at the grammy's. more like golden globes. holy hell, what a rack.