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November 24, 2015

So, Does Anyone Have Any Nice Plans For The Upcoming World War?

Ah, Aladdin. The Disney film that broke box office records, kept the comeback of Disney animation going and featured more pop culture references than you could shake a magic lamp at. Aladdin's magic and excitement has captivated audiences around the world and it's hard to belive it has been 23 years since one of our favorite Disney classics swept us off our feet like a magic carpet and into the land of Agrabah.

Southeast Asia is famous for its seafood. No wonder! It has two long coastlines along the southern peninsula: on the Gulf of Thailand and on the Indian Ocean. Village fishing boats bring in fish, rock lobsters, crabs, squid, shrimp, giant prawns, and scallops. These fresh gifts from the sea are often simply steamed or grilled and served over a bed of white rice. Whow me where can I find this particular dish?

Good News/Bad News. The good news: Bills fan Rebecca Grant is insanely hot. The bad news: the Patriots still cheat.

Save the tatas, also written as save the ta-tas, refers to both a non-profit breast cancer awareness foundation and a for-profit company founded in 2004 by Julia Fikse and currently has 12 employees. Their motto is that laughter heals. Founder Julia Fikse, attributes her idea to seeing people close to her die of breast cancer. Actresses Liz Vassey and Hannah Cornett have both publicly supported the group, as has this guy. She me where his booth can be found.

Behold, the complete list of everything Amazon is offering for Black Friday, including a 50" LED HDTV for $149.99!

That flag can be seen flying at the Asian Art Museum in San Francisco as well as many other civic buildings in the city. It is the Flag of San Francisco! Jesse

Hey Ernie, Your new Adidas shoes are sitting on the beach at Cape Trafalgar in Spain. Judging by these pics, she had a good time on her vacation. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Hey Ernie. Saw this, thought you might like. Thanks for the daily dose of humor ...enjoy the holidays! Cheers, Ian

And just like that, over 43,000 people want to Phuc Fat Bich.

When recording audio outdoors, adding a properly designed furry covering to a microphone windshield does much to reduce wind noise, and prevent unwanted thumps and pops from being recorded by your microphone. Most “pro-sumer” recorders and many mics come with a piece of foam to shield the mics from the wind. These are really only good indoors. In general, you need to keep the wind off of the mic capsules, and this can be done in several ways. Some options can be quite expensive, and the Nature Recordists group often referenced DIY alternatives, so that's where I started. However, if you don't want to make your own, fur covers from Rycote, Rode, WindCutter, and Sennheiser are reportedly quite good.

Boy I sure would like to unwind at the end of today by taking this blonde for a nice cold beer. Where's the nearest place to find a cold one?

November 23, 2015

Holy Shit, Only Three Days Until Thanksgiving. And Just Starting to Get Knee Deep In LBEH.

You know the old stereotype about how Russians are infatuated with Adidas tracksuits? Well this guy isn't fucking around. And since Adidas sneakers seem to be the topic at hand, perhaps you can show me where these were located?

Henkel AG is a multinational company active both in the consumer and industrial sector. Founded in 1876, the company is organized into three globally operating business units -- laundry & home care, beauty care, adhesive technologies -- and is known for brands such as Persil, Schwarzkopf and Loctite. In 1954, Henkel-subsidiary Dreiring launched Fa soap, a new type of toilet soap. From 1970 onward it was joined by a series of Fa deodorants, shower gels and bubble baths, making Fa one of the best known umbrella brands in the toiletry sector. In 1993, 1994 and 1997 Henkel & Schwarzkopf organizes in Russia and CIS beauty pageant "Miss Fa", held in major cities of Russia, Ukraine, Belarus and Kazakhstan.

True story: According to FBI statistics, burglars stole $3.9 billion worth of property from Americans in 2014 alone. Over theat same period of time, the US Government stole $4.5 billion, through civil asset forfeiture.

Hi Ernie. That's a DDR dance mat, made by Konami. Matt

It is a flexible (foldable) dance pad used in the Dance Revolution type games. Chris

That hottie likes to play Dance Dance Revolution on the Wii. That box is for one of Konami's dance pads. Cameron

STATUS REPORT FOR LBEH: We are at $27k donated, 24 tickets completed -- and most of those are international ones -- we're about $4k in the hole and we'll be opening up for more apps soon!

I'll preface this photo challenge by openly reaffirming my absolute distain for Instagram filters and admitting that despite my best efforts I was not able to clean up this photo to a normal hue. Regardless I'd still like to know where that flag is flying.

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November 21, 2015

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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November 20, 2015

Surprise, Surprise. A Bunch Of Armed Atheists Just Took Hostages In Mali.

This week's FRIDAY FLICK doesn't have much in the way of quotable dialoge, but I think it's pretty poignant. "General Woodbridge is waiting for the 'Go Ahead' from the President. I'm waiting for the 'Go Ahead' from General Woodbridge. And you are waiting for the 'Go Ahead' from me."

To that end, this trauma doctor from the Australian Army explains why he'd rather get shot with an AK-47 than an M4, based upon the kinetics of the round fired, in this case a Russian 7.62x39 versus the American designed 5.56mm. And if you plan on heading over to fight ISIS directly, the guys at Tracking Point have some good news for you. Now for those of us who more or less live in small, and for lack of any other word I'm going to say insignificant, places, I don't think there's much to worry about. But for you big city fuckers? I don't think it's altogether unreasonable to imagine this may be coming to a theater near you, especially since the guy in charge doesn't seem to give a flying fuck, and coupled with the fact that Christmas is about six weeks away, perhaps this might be an opportune time to point out DPMS is offering a $200 rebate on their ARs. In fact, there are a few different models the rebate is valid with, so you've got some wriggle room to really pick your poison. And as a hammer isn't all that useful without nails, it would always behoove you to keep some .223/5.56 handy before the next inevitable ammo drought hits.

Samsung is proud to introduce its newest Generation 8 DLP series HDTV with super slim cabinetry, brilliant color reproduction, and high contrast ratios. Samsung employs a Texas Instruments DLP chip that is comprised of millions of microscopic mirrors. The DLP chip is faster than any other HDTV technology, with the mirrors switching on & off 15,000 times a second to deliver a razor-sharp picture for fast moving images. When combined with Samsung's new Cinema Smooth light engine, the result is a crisp, bright picture with deep, rich colors that's closer to film. Samsung, the first name in Slim DLP TV.

From the pics today... That's not an Orangina bottle, that's a Jarritos Toronja bottle -- check out the far right bottl in this image. Just FYI. Doubt you want to rewrite a whole paragraph... Chris

Hey Ernie, I'm sure you'll get a bazillion Emails about the AC-130 Gunship that has to be written off due to going inverted during a test flight and over-G'ing the aircraft. A related interesting story is 10 years ago when a lift raft deployed IN-FLIGHT and wrapped around the horizontal stabilizer which resulted in a pretty wild ride - surprisingly, they kept flying that aircraft. alek

Konami Holdings Corporation is a Japanese producer of numerous toys, trading cards, anime, tokusatsu, slot machines and arcade cabinets, and formerly a developer and publisher of video games. The company was founded in 1969 as a jukebox rental and repair business in Toyonaka, Osaka, Japan, by Kagemasa K?zuki, who remains the company's chairman. In the United States Konami manages its video game business from offices in El Segundo, California and its casino gaming business from offices in Paradise, Nevada. Any idea what they've produced here?

Cupping therapy is an ancient form of alternative medicine in which a local suction is created on the skin; practitioners believe this mobilizes blood flow in order to promote healing. Through either heat or suction, the skin is gently drawn upwards by creating a vacuum in a cup over the target area of the skin. The cup stays in place for five to fifteen minutes. It is believed by some to help treat pain, deep scar tissues in the muscles and connective tissue, muscle knots, and swelling.

Hey Ernie, You can find Patchy the Pirate at this newsstand in Barcelona,and you can see more of that hot babe's fur-less gash here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Hi Ernie, If you want to find Captain Nemo, this time your going to Ibiza, St Antoni de Portmany. The ship isn't at the dock for the streetview, but you can you can use the satellite view to see the ship! Jan

Johnson's Baby is an American brand of baby cosmetics and skin care products owned by Johnson & Johnson. The brand dates back to 1893 when Johnson's Baby Powder was introduced. The brand has reputation for making baby products that are "exceptionally pure and safe" since at least the 1980s. Their product line consists of baby powder, shampoos, body lotions, massage oil, shower gels and baby wipes -- just which product is this?

And let this plate of eggs remind you that sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.


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