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October 22, 2016

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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October 21, 2016

I Can Stand And (Sort Of) Walk Assisted With One Crutch. Baby Steps. Literally.

Maybe Papa John's doesn't use chemical dough conditioners in their pizza dough, corn syrup or sugar in the sauce, or preservatives and cheap fillers in the meat toppings. Maybe they go the extra mile to make a high-quality pizza that's as close to homemade as possible. Although the fact that Papa John's garlic sauce, which comes in little green peel-open containers, is made with a slew of additives – mono and diglycerides, partially hydrogenated soybean oil and the preservatives sodium benzoate and calcium disodium EDTA – does not inspire confidence.

A hard hat is a type of helmet predominantly used in workplace environments such as industrial or construction sites to protect the head from injury due to falling objects, impact with other objects, debris, rain, and electric shock. Suspension bands inside the helmet spreads the helmet's weight and the force of any impact over the top of the head. A suspension also provides space of approximately 30 mm between the helmet's shell and the wearer's head, so that if an object strikes the shell, the impact is less likely to be transmitted directly to the skull. Some helmet shells have a mid-line reinforcement ridge to improve impact resistance.

During Wednesday night's presidential debate, Hillary Clinton -- who was absolutely fucking ROASTED by Donald Trump last night -- defended her disagreement with the landmark U.S. Supreme Court decision on gun rights by saying it was about protecting toddlers from firearms. But her statement ignores the main holding in the 2008 decision, in which the justices overturned a long-standing law in the District of Columbia that largely banned handgun ownership in the city.

Ernie, the closest I could get to the lamppost was this, which points to the lampost, with the Sydney Opera House behind me! the pigeon bush is tough to find. I believe the building behind the bird is a Ukraine Telecom building. The first three letters in English are UKR. And the next two are "Te", so... But I have looked at a dozen URKTelecom locations in the Ukraine, and haven't found that building. Hope this helps someone. Jimbo

Hi Ernie, Obviously Potobello Café at Circular Quey, Sydney Australia overlooking the Sydney Opera House. Love your site, a great distraction form work. Cheers From downunder. Michael

A police officer in Texas was rewarded after his quick thinking saved the life of a 3-year-old boy. On October 12, Brayden Geis' mother and father frantically dialed 911 after their son stopped breathing and was unresponsive. The 911 operator dispatched an EMS team, but they were several minutes away. Granbury Police Officer Chase Miller just happened to be scanning the EMS dispatch channel when he realized he was in that location. Dash cam footage then shows him rushing to the young boy's aid within 60 seconds of the 911 call. Officer chase then performed CPR for about two minute, not giving up until the boy started breathing again.

I tried to find a full copy of Major League, but came up empty. So for today's FRIDAY FLICK: "Look, spies are a dime a dozen. I'm a spy. Clyde is a brain. He's a think tank-type guy. His specialty was low-impact kinetic operations. We kill people. He figured out how to do it without ever being in the same room. It was his gift, and he was the best. One time, we're tasking this tricky target. I mean, we're usin' cruise missiles and Predators, and we even had a B-2 Bomber flatten this guy's villa with JDAM. Alright, we're burnin' up millions in ordnance and we're gettin' nowhere with this guy. So we call Clyde, and we ask him to solve our problem. Clyde develops a Kevlar thread with a high-tech ratchet made of carbon fiber. Put it in a necktie. Two days later, Mrs. Bad Guy comes home, finds Mr. Bad Guy dead on the bathroom tile, choked to death. What I'm sayin' is, just assume that this guy can hear and see everything that you're doing. No. We got him locked away; maximum security. If he's in jail, it's because he wants to be in jail. He's a born tactician. Every move that he makes, it means something. That cellmate that he killed, what, you think that was random? No. That's a pawn being moved off the board. If I were you, I'd be lookin' for the next piece. Anybody who had anything to do with that case, he's gonna be comin' after you."

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October 20, 2016

So Who Won The Debate Between Richie Rich and Bitchy Bitch?

For hundreds of years, farmers in the agricultural regions of southern Belgium and northern France have brewed ale to serve to the farm workers: food and drink were part of the daily wage. Often brewed in the winter months, when farming activity was slower, these seasonal summer beers became known as "saison" beers - French for "season." The flavors and strength found in different saisons ranged widely, depending on the farm's regional ingredients and the brewer's palate, but word of an especially tasty saison at a farm would surely help attract workers for future work. Saison 1858 is made from barley malt, unmalted wheat, hops, and a bit of spice: coriander and orange peel; the yeast strain is traditional, and is bottle-conditioned.

If you don't have the room (or money) for a full sized gun safe, consider the Stack-On IWC-22 In-Wall Cabinet is a California-approved Firearm Safety Device that features a 3-point locking system with double-bitted, key coded lock provides greater security and holds documents, valuables and pistols. This cabinet has pre-drilled holes for mounting into the wall between studs-built for standard 16”on center stud walls. Normally these things sell for about $65 or so, which means you won't be trusting any family heirlooms to it, but right now on sale at Amazon for $35 which was enough to convince me to add a little something around the house.

Joe Dirt is a 2001 American adventure comedy film starring David Spade, Dennis Miller, Christopher Walken, Adam Beach, Brian Thompson, Brittany Daniel, Jaime Pressly, Erik Per Sullivan, and Kid Rock. The film was written by Spade and Fred Wolf, and produced by Robert Simonds. The plot concerns a "white trash" young man, Joe Dirt, who at first seems to be a "loser", a failure, an antihero. As a baby he had a mullet wig installed because the top of his skull had never formed. As he travels in search of his parents, his fine qualities are increasingly revealed. He ends up with a new "family" of close friends, people he has helped and who respect him.

Tired of your regular 9x5 job in a cubicle and thought there's gotta be an easier way? These are some of the coolest part-time jobs on the planet, and some of them probably pay better than you putting the new cover sheets on TPS reports every day. The best part is, all of these are just flat out fun to do and doesn't need a degree or a zillion years of experience, like being a beer taster for $58k/year. Or a dog surf instructor for $57/hour? Count me in, bruh!

Your easy mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find this clear lamp post.

No street view on this one, for some reason it took me a while but its Pizza San Daniello - Sojcak, Svetlogorska 2873 390 05 Tabor, Czech Republic. RJ

Hey Ernie, Okay, thanks for the curve ball. I immediately recognized the model as the lovely Dominika Jandalova (AKA Coxy). She has been in a lot of nude in public shots, always butt naked and always rocking the landing strip that I wish she would just shave off. You will mostly find her bare ass walking around Barcelona. But to me, the photo looked a lot like Cap d' Agde, the Naked City. So I looked like hell in both places. Nothing. Turns out she was in Tabor, Czech Republic. No Street View, so it took me a while to make sure I had the right place. The pizza place is Pizza San Daniello. The Albert's Supermarket is now the COOP. Here are some more shots of Dominika and her very grab-able pussy. Anyway, thare's your pizza stand, what else ya got? Keep 'em coming, Tim.

Well the first thing I got is to point out no one has found this pigeon yet. And then your difficult mission -- and I should warn you this mission is only for the most dedicated of researchers -- is to find this trumpet player.

Vranac is a variety of grapes and a red wine from Montenegro, and is protected as intellectual property and Montenegrin geographical indication of origin since 1977. Vranac is considered the most important variety of grape in Montenegro and one of the most important in the Republic of Macedonia. As it is a local specialty and due to its localized geography, it produces a dry red wine of a unique taste and character that is synonymous with the Balkans. Young Vranac wines have a bright purple hue and a nose full of red berries and fruit jams. After a year or two of aging, the purple develops into an intense dark ruby and the nose develops a more complex aroma that can include hints of cinnamon, chocolate, liquorice, flowers, black fruits, herbs and even woods such as oak.

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October 19, 2016

Well, I Can Stand and Rock Weight Onto The Foot. Maybe Assisted Walking Next Week?

Bacchus was the Roman god of agriculture and wine, copied from the Greek god Dionysus. Bacchus was the child of Jupiter (whose Greek name is Zeus) and Semele, a human whom Juno (whose Greek name is Hera) had tricked into asking to see Jupiter as he really was. Since she was a mortal, she was burned up by the sight of Jupiter in his divine form. So Jupiter sewed the infant Bacchus into his thigh, and gave birth to him nine months later. As a child, Bacchus was tutored by Silenus, who was a great lover of wine and often had to be carried on the back of a donkey. Before he took his place at Olympus, Bacchus wandered the world for many years, going as far as India to teach people how to grow vines. He often carried a pinecone-topped staff, and his followers were goat-footed Satyrs and Maenads, wild women who danced energetically during his festivals.

In what can only be described as the most useful collection of knowledge on the planet, here's how long it takes to binge watch your 25 favorite TV shows. It seems like Parks and Rec should take longer than 47 hours. And X-Files for the win.

The height and number of waterfalls along a stream or river depends upon the type of rocks that are being eroded by the water. Some types of rocks, such as shale shale for example, wear away more easily than others such as sandstone or limestone. Regardless of their geological composition or size, waterfalls are a stopping point along any hike. The wonder that comes from the power of water as it either rushes or trickles is worth the time and effort when it comes to finding them. Cuyahoga Valley National Park in Northeastern Ohio is home to a few waterfalls, the most popular being Brandywine Falls. But there are other lesser-known waterfalls that also are worth a short hike, and potentially wet shoes.

What are Americans more concerned about than the next terror attack? More than loved ones dying? More than gun control and identity theft? More than economic collapse? That's right, government corruption. But you know, why would anyone fear that?

Birds build homes in which to raise their young just as humans do, although their site selections are more varied and often in obscure, hidden places. It is common to think of nests being in tree branches. But some birds build nests on the ground, in bushes and cavities; some build on the sides and eaves of houses, as well as on other man-made structures. See if you can find the huge bush this pigeon is planning to build a nest in.

Part one. You can save the damsel in front of the City Lights Lighting Showroom in San Francisco. Part two. The chick with the nice ass and huge gap is reading the neon sign for the Deja Vu Love Boutique near Trump International in Vegas. Part three. That specific entrance to the Glories Centre Comercial in Barcelona is right here. Brian

Hey Ernie, I almost didn't do this, way too easy. I immediately recognized all three locations, San Francisco (Folsom Street Fair), Las Vegas (Love Boutique) and Barcelona (El Mercat de Glories). However, a challenge is a challenge. Here ya go... Keep 'em coming, Tim

Okay, smartass. Pizza is a flatbread topped with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in an oven. It is commonly topped with a selection of meats, vegetables and condiments. The modern pizza was invented in Naples, Italy, and the dish and its variants have since become popular in many areas of the world. Because of this, the colors of Italy's flag -- red, white and green -- are often associated with pizza parlors. See if you can find this roadside pizza place.

I don't know how much of a supply they have left, but Smoky Mountains Guns and Ammo has some Mosins for $199, and that's with matching bayonet and two ammo pouches. These of course lovce to chew up old Soviet-block surplus ammo, which can be had for less than the modern production stuff -- $166 for the 440 round tin or $329 for the 880 round spam can.

A shopping cart is a cart supplied by a shop, especially supermarkets, for use by customers inside the shop for transport of merchandise to the checkout counter during shopping. Customers can then also use the cart to transport their purchased goods to their cars. In many places in the United States, customers are allowed to leave the carts in designated areas within the parking lot, and store personnel will return the carts to the storage area. In many continental European premises, however, coin or token operated mechanisms are provided to encourage shoppers to return the carts to the correct location after use.

FBI director James Comey on Wednesday said that an FBI agent who operated a private email system similar to Hillary Clinton's would be “in big trouble” at the bureau. Comey was responding in a House Judiciary Committee hearing to an allegation from Ohio Rep. Steve Chabot that the decision to not charge Clinton with mishandling classified information showed a “double standard.” Georgia Congressman DOug Collins leaves Comey speechless after Comey attempted to use Hillary Clinton's defense.

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October 18, 2016

Man It Pisses Me Off When Existing Gun Laws Go Unenforced.

The royal French government used many flags, the best known being a blue shield and gold fleur-de-lis -- the Royal Arms of France -- on a white background, or state flag. Early in the French Revolution, the Paris militia, which played a prominent role in the storming of the Bastille, wore a cockade of blue and red, the city's traditional colors. According to Lafayette, white, the "ancient French color", was added to the militia cockade to create a tricolor, or national, cockade. The colors and design of the cockade are the basis of the Tricolor flag, adopted in 1790. The only difference was that the 1790 flag's colors were reversed. The royal white flag was used during the Bourbon restoration from 1815 to 1830; the tricolor was brought back into use after the July Revolution and has been used ever since 1830.

So remember four months ago when this asshole flashed a stolen gun while threatening Donald Trump -- a Secret Service protectee, by the way -- during his homemade rap video? Can someone explain to me why he isn't rotting in jail, instead of out on the streets able to give this interview explaining the reason they don't like Trump is, "we need our food stamps." Enquiring minds want to know. Oh that's right. The DOJ isn't prosecuting firearm crimes anymore, so the White House can push for more gun control on law abiding citizens.

Tarzan's Three Challenges is a British-American adventure film filmed in Metrocolor, and released in 1963. In the movie, Tarzan is summoned to an unnamed Asian country to protect Kashi, the youthful heir to the throne, from his evil uncle Khan. The first set of three challenges are for Tarzan to prove he is worthy to be accepted into Kashi's service. First is an archery contest to test his skill. Then Tarzan must prove his strength by holding onto two buffalo as they are driven apart, and he passes the second test by not letting go of either harness. Third, he is asked to answer a question designed to test his wisdom. I will now pose three challenges to you, to make sure you are worthy of reading EHOWA. First you must prove you are chivalrous by finding this damsel in distress. Then you must prove your incredible eyesight by telling me what this small neon sign reads. And finally, you must prove your ability to navigate by finding this particular entrance.

Want a 1911 platform but don't want to pay for that big .45 caliber ammo? Why not pick one up in .22LR?

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Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here about which superhero would make the best project manager. Kind Regards, David

Does club soda really work on spills? Everyone “knows” club soda is the ultimate remedy for instant stain removal, but is it really all it's cracked up to be? Our 107-year-old professional trade association, the Drycleaning & Laundry Institute (DLI), recently completed an in-depth study of the merits of club soda versus plain old water in stain removal, and as members, we're pleased to share their findings. The short answer is “yes” club soda can be a big help in the short term, but “no” it is not the end-all, be-all stain removal miracle it is made out to be. When applied immediately to ten commonplace food stains DLI tested, both club soda and water removed some to most of the stain. However, neither treatment will completely remove the stains and if left untreated, the remaining stain residues can become permanent over time.

We've all seen the terrible movies on the Sci-Fi channel like Sharknado. They've been around forever, and they used to actually be worse. The funny thing is, some really big stars have come out of these b-rated horror flicks. Who would have though Jennifer Aniston's first big hit would be in a movie about leprechauns? Check out who else caught their first big break in the low budget horror movie genre. Ben Affleck in Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

She's a good Canadian girl and she buys her groceries at Sobeys. I haven't seen her at the one in the Beach in Toronto, but it's not for want of trying. Randy

This is a Canadian chain, big enough to have purchased Safeway Canada a year or two ago. It's called Sobeys. Glen

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Curacao is a liqueur flavored with the dried peel of the laraha citrus fruit, grown on the island of Curacao. A non-native plant similar to an orange, the laraha developed from the sweet Valencia orange transplanted by Spanish explorers in 1527. The nutrient-poor soil and arid climate of Curaçao proved unsuitable to Valencia cultivation, resulting in small, bitter fruit of the trees. Although the bitter flesh of the laraha is hardly edible, the peels are aromatic and flavorful, maintaining much of the essence of the Valencia orange. To create the liqueur the laraha peel is dried, bringing out the sweetly fragranced oils. After soaking in a still with alcohol and water for several days, the peel is removed and other spices are added. Curacao is naturally colorless, but is often given artificial coloring, most commonly blue or orange, which confers an exotic appearance to cocktails and other mixed drinks.

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