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January 26, 2015

I'm Going To Drive Around Like This And See How Long Until I Make It Onto The Internet.

If you believe in UFO's, here's an account of a sighting that happened in Scarborough, Canada back in 2009. If you're a fan of conspiracy theories, it happened at exactly the same time this photo was taken, too.

If you look across the street from D&D Auto Body in San Francisco, you'll see there's been some serious construction done since this photo was taken.

A carbine is a long arm firearm but with a shorter barrel than a rifle or musket. Many carbines are shortened versions of full length rifles, shooting the same ammunition, while others fire lower-powered ammunition, including those designed for pistols. One of the more unusual classes of carbine is the pistol caliber carbine, which were developed as companions to the popular revolvers of the day, firing the same cartridge but allowing more velocity and accuracy than the revolver. The primary advantages of a carbine over a pistol using the same ammunition are increased accuracy due to the buttstock and longer barrel (and with it, sight radius), relatively low muzzle blast/flash/recoil, higher muzzle velocity and energy of a longer barrel for increased wounding potential and penetration. These were carried by cowboys, lawmen, and others in the Old West; the classic combination would be a Winchester lever action carbine and a Colt revolver chambered in .357 Magnum or .44 Magnum.

Modern equivalents also exist, such as the Beretta Cx4 Storm shares magazines with many Beretta pistols, and is designed to be complementary to the Beretta Px4 Storm pistol. The Hi-Point 995 Carbine is a cheaper alternative to other pistol caliber carbines in the United States and its magazines can be used in the Hi-Point C-9 pistol. One less-noted advantage of PCCs is their lower muzzle report compared to more powerful rifles; because they are less noisy when fired, they are less likely to cause permanent hearing damage when fired indoor without hearing protection - this can be an important consideration during home defense. Furthermore, PCCs may not be as legally restricted as comparable handguns, depending on the jurisdiction.

Okay, pretty serious photo challenge here, and you'll need a passport and some vodka for this one. Where can I find this huge ass roadside chopper made out of scrap metal? It's somewhere in Russia (Ukraine?) and it's near a wolf monument. That's all I can give you.

Hi Ernie. The picture of the Kid Rock supporter was taken in front of 327 Duval St. in Key West. Love the site. Efrain

Ernie - That's at 327 Duval St., which per Google maps is a store called 'Artisans'. The manhole/utility access covers gives it away. All hail painted boobies! Chris

Backdraft is a 1991 action thriller film directed by Ron Howard and written by Gregory Widen, about firefighters in Chicago on the trail of a serial arsonist who sets fires with a fictional chemical substance, trychtichlorate. Fire fighting professionals have noted that most real structure fires differ from what is shown in the movie by having smoke conditions that obscure vision inside the building almost completely. Backdraft received a positive reception from critics; the film currently holds a 73% 'Fresh' rating on Rotten Tomatoes, with the consensus "It's not particularly deep, but Backdraft is a strong action movie with exceptional special effects."

Meanwhile, somewhere in New York City... West 46th and Something-Brazil? Where the fuck is that?

Damn you Ernie, That game is worse than fucking crack….I'm so addicted, but I finally got one in less than a minute. John

It's true. It is like crack, isn't it? Quick and simple. And addicting as fawk. As for Sheep Reaction, I've always known I have reflexes like Groot, so it came as no surprise that DJ beat me with a 0.1968. But then I was all Daaamn! when John sent in a 0.1848 ... I seriously doubt anyone will beat that.

Rick Wetzel and Bill Phelps are the chieftains of pretzel empire Wetzel's Pretzels. In 1994, the two were working in marketing at Nestle USA. On a business trip to Seattle, the colleagues, though not friends at the time, started kicking around the idea of pretzels as a new snack-food business. An eavesdropping stranger told them soft fresh-baked bread pretzels were really tasty. The pair got excited and started mapping out a business plan that night at a bar. They wrestled with finding a name that could be trademarked. Everything Phelps wanted had already been taken. Wetzel, who had been teased in the schoolyard with "Hey Wetzel, you pretzel," kept his mouth shut. A friend who was a marketing consultant finally pointed out the obvious for a name.

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January 24, 2015

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January 23, 2015

I'm An American Bad Ass, Watch Me Kick. You Can Roll With Rock, Or You Can Suck My Dick..

I have to tip my hat to Kid Rock, he's got this Michael Moore/Seth Rogan thing pretty much figured out. So props to Kid Rock, and his supporters in Key West. Bonus points to anyone who can show me where that photo was taken. HINT: I'd guess somewhere within walking distance of one of the three places in Key West that sell Pandora jewelry.

Vacationers should shower after swimming in the sea to reduce their chances of picking up the superbug, MRSA, according to scientists. The warning follows one of the first major studies into dangerous microbes that bathers might encounter during a trip to the seaside. The bugs get into seawater when they are washed off the skin of people who may be unaware they are carrying the infection. "Staphylococcus are shed by individuals into the waters and if you do go into these waters you are likely to be exposed," said Lisa Plano who led the research at the University of Miami. She said there was no reason to avoid swimming in the sea, but recommended people take precautions to reduce the risk of spreading, or picking up the bugs, by showering before and after going for a swim.

Fight against stronger, more violent monsters in Decision 3! This zombie-killing sequel lets you team up with other survivors in town. You can use each person's abilities to complete special tasks and conquer every wave of mutants. There are more than 30 weapons variations available for your monster-slaying pleasure! One of a new weapons we add to the game is ROKS the flamethrower. It is a weapon with a small range but with a great damage. Decision 3 also has new enemies: Mutants. They are stronger and faster than zombies, but not so numerous.

How do you remove scotch tape from a wood furniture? This sounds like a sticky subject. Because scotch tape does not adhere well to wood surfaces that have not had a finish applied, I will assume that your wood furniture has been stained. All types of tape and labels use an adhesive that is oil-soluble. Many oil-based products used around the home such as olive oil, salad dressing or mayonnaise can help dissolve the adhesive. In a home store you can find products such as Goof Off or Goo Gone that can do the trick. I believe that the best remedy is WD-40. WD-40 will not harm wood that has been sealed, such as a stained surface. Take care not to apply WD-40 to an unfinished wood surface, as the oil will seep into the pores and stain the wood.

Hi Ernie. I don't think this rubbermaid tool box is available anymore, I found an expired ad for one here. I also sent in the location for the "whereisthiusmonument" photo challenge back on 12-09-2014, But Tim did give a very good discription of locating it. I'm sure with the volume of emails you get that the odd challenge reply could be missed. [I finally found this Monument, It is located in Leipzig Germany on Grimmaische Straße. The Starbucks is at 14 Grimmaische Straße There is no street view (looks like due to construction at the time)] -- Rick

Hey Ernie - Love your site - blah blah blah - Can anyone identify the artist who painted the painting on the right? Are from none other than the crazy bastard Pablo Picasso. Bob

Well, Bob. Are you sure? SHOW ME.

A little over four years ago, a once in a thousand year phenomenon occured in Tampa, Florida. After her water broke at 4am Sunday morning, Sapana Amin was taken to Tampa General Hospital by her husband Katen Amin. A mere six hours later, they welcomed into the world their beautiful and perfect baby daughter; Anya Amin was born at exactly 10:10am -- precisely 10hrs, 10 mins, 10 secs -- on 10/10/10. In any language, this baby girl is a true "perfect 10" and now is the gem in her parents' eyes.

Taking a closer look at the most popular 9mm voncealed carry handguns, I really have to tip my hat to FNH and their FNS-C 9mm that holds 17 rounds. That's a shit ton of ammo for a CCW weapon.

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January 22, 2015

My Bet is, She Looks Like This Every 28 Days or So.

Everyone knows what a Fleshlight is. But did you know if you use one, you're actually banging Eufrat Mai, a hottie from the Czech Republic? Of course, you did. But actually, you're wrong. Her real name is Jana Potysova, and she was born a Commie. Still though, nice box.

Clipped hedges above eye level may be laid out in the form of a labyrinth or garden maze. Few such mazes survived the change of fashion towards more naturalistic plantings in the 18th and 19th centuries, but many were replanted in 20th-century restorations of older gardens. Hedges and pruning can both be used to enhance a garden's privacy, as a buffer to visual pollution and to hide fences. A hedge can be aesthetically pleasing, as in a tapestry hedge, where alternate species are planted at regular intervals to present different colors or textures.

Geez dude, isn't raking the sand kind of a futile task?

I have noticed several websites including blogs, and even Good Morning America talk about using an iPod for your reception dance music. My first reaction to these articles, and the people who think this actually works, can be summed up by a grumpy cat, "No!" Do DJs use iPods? Rarely. Usually they are there just as a backup in case of a malfunction and we need to get a song going quickly. Sometimes DJs use iPhones and iPads as remote controls when they do sound checks or have to leave the booth to emcee in another area of the room. By no means were iPods ever designed to take the place of a DJ or proper DJ equipment. iPods are a tool, not the craftsman.

This happened in my town. The suspect had 98 convictions. He was under a lifetime ban from possessing firearms. He shot one Mountie in the head and the other through the torso. He fled and hid in an abandoned house near a golf course. Where he died, most likely of suicide. In Canada we see so much media from the states that many people assume we can shoot a burglar. It's not true. We don't have the right to defend ourselves or our property unless we can show our lives were in grave danger. I don't remember the last time I saw a handgun that wasn't on a police officer. Funny how this guy with 98 overlapping convictions can get one. Zack

So I'm looking for a new houseplant and aren't sure what I should buy. Can you tell me a little bit about this potted plant here? Is it an aloe vera plant? I only ask because the stems on aloe veras usually rise upwards, not bend over like this one.

With the end of production of the Dodge Town Wagon in 1966 and the Plymouth Suburban station wagon in 1978, only General Motors continued to manufacture a vehicle branded as a "Suburban", and GM was awarded an exclusive trademark on the name in 1988. The Chevrolet Suburban is one of the largest SUVs on the market today. It has outlasted competitive vehicles such as the International Harvester Travelall, Jeep Wagoneer, and the Ford Excursion. The Suburban of today is a full-size SUV with three rows of seating, a full pickup truck frame, and V8 engine. It is one of the few station wagons available with all bench rows. The Suburban is the same height and width as the Chevrolet Tahoe, although the Suburban is 20 inches longer.

Here is the location of the detailing center, on the corner of Hampton Dr and Sunset Ave in Santa Monica, CA. The tent is there if viewed from Hampton Dr. but gone in the Sunset Ave. view. Rick

Hey ernie.... found this while surfing around and recognized it right away... doesn't help with location. .. but sure is hot... thanks for all the great stuff daily.. Brandon

Hmmm, I'm looking to do some intervior decorating. Can anyone identify the artist who painted the painting on the right?

What caliber is best for concealed carry? If I use a 9mm, won't the bullets just bounce off my attacker? If I choose a .45 ACP, is there a chance that I might inadvertently destroy nearby buildings? Which buzzwords do I have to consider? Knockdown power? Stopping Power? Incapacitation? Penetration? Constipation? Turns out, handgun caliber really doesn't matter; it's your accuracy that counts. In fact, mathematically speaking .22LR has the lowest average number of rounds until incapacitation (1.38) while my beloved .45 ACP takes 2.08 to put an attacker down. Translation: shoot something you're comfortable with. But it's worth noting the venerable 12 gauge shotgun is still The Boss, with a 1.22 show average to incapacitate your attacker, with an 86% average one-shot stop.

January 21, 2015

This One Is For You, Tim. And Hell. You Too, Scott.

Being recognized has never been easier for VIP patrons of the Baja Beach Club in Barcelona, Spain. Like a scene out of a science-fiction movie, all it takes is a syringe-injected microchip implant for the beautiful men and women of the nightclub scene to breeze past an RFID reader that recognizes their identity, credit balance and even automatically opens doors to exclusive areas of the club for them. They can buy drinks and food with a wave of their hand and don't need to worry about losing a credit card or wallet. "By simply passing by our reader, the Baja Beach Club will know who you are and what your credit balance is," director Conrad K. Chase explains.

The process of joining a Greek letter organization varies from organization to organization. Organizations governed by the National Panhellenic Conference or the North-American Interfraternity Conference commonly begin their process with a formal recruitment period, often called "rush week" which usually consists of events and activities designed for members and potential members to learn about each other and the organization. At the end of the formal recruitment period, organizations give bids, or invitations to membership.

The Tide to Go Instant Stain Remover pen helps remove many fresh food and drink stains, including tea, coffee, wine, grape juice, ketchup, salsa, barbecue sauce, chocolate syrup and more. Tide Stain Remover, 10 ml, is ideal to keep on hand at home, in the office or on the go. Formulated to tackle most tough stains, the Tide Instant Stain Remover is not intended for the removal of grease, blood and ink. Tide Instant Stain Remover pen is safe on most colorfast, machine washable and dry-cleanable fabrics.

Hi Ernie, thanks for the softball, I've been struggling lately. 199 Pine St. in SFO. Scott

Hey Ernie, I was going through some photos and came across the "Where is the Starbucks?" challenge from December 5, 2014. I didn't recall anyone finding it, so I took to looking for it again, and I am happy to report that after THREE FUCKING DAYS, I HAVE FOUND IT!!! Searching the image on Google only got me singles of the same image no other pics. Then I decided to search through the list of Models on a European Nude in Public site, I found a match, then I found pics of her with the same hair style and earrings running naked around Dresden Germany using the name "Linda D". I found that location here, but I still couldn't find the Starbucks. Then I was able to find this site, under the name Linda Godiva, with a link to a different pic of the same Starbucks. From there, I found this site which not only showed the sculpture, but also a shot the moment the original photo was taken, by another naked woman! In one of the photos was a Radisson Hotel, then after a search of Radisson hotels in Germany, I found a match in Leipzig, then being guided by landmarks I found the location, but Street View was from 2008, But the overhead view shows the shadow of the statue directly in front of the red car: and the area was under construction. BTW, the statue is called "Unlikely Companions, and there is a pic of it here. Anyway, there it is, keep 'em coming! Tim

Holy shit, Tim. Your Kung Fu is strong.

So aside from an old used one off a Goodwill site, I can't figure out where I can buy this Rubbermaid Durabuilt 20" toolbox. Any suggestions on where to look?

Beezelbot, commonly referred to as the Robot Devil, is one of the recurring antagonists in Futurama, resembling the Devil of many Earth religions. He lives in Robot Hell along with many other sinners, he is talented at playing the fiddle, therefore, he owns a golden one. He lives in a New Jersey amusement park, apparently closed due to the salmonella produced by the flume ride. The Robot Devil possesses many unusual abilities. He can summon fire at will and can cause it to appear in his hand or on his finger. Beezelbot is also shown to be strong, as he ripped Bender's arm off with a tug of his wrist.


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