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|April 28, 2017|
The Wooster Pro 6-piece paint set includes metal tray, tray liner, roller frame, 2 shed-resistant 3/8 in. roller covers, 2 in. thin angle sash nylon and polyester brush. The sturdy deluxe metal tray has a 1 qt. working capacity, and the form-fitting paint tray liner resists cracking and extends the life of the tray. A heavy duty roller frame has a 5 wire cage to fully support the roller cover. Shed-resistant roller covers deliver the smoothest finish with all paints and enamels. The nylon and polyester paint brush is made with the very best materials. Its unique filament blend is formulated to deliver the smoothest flow and carry more paint to the end of the brush for the finest finish. The Wooster Pro 6-piece paint set is available at Lowes for $14.98 plus tax.
The Xbox 360 Media Remote lets everyone in the family easily control their entertainment. Navigate HD movies, TV shows and sports on Xbox LIVE with applications like Netflix, HuluPlus, ESPN, and many more. With standard remote control buttons, the Xbox 360 Media Remote makes accessing your entertainment effortless!
A backstage pass is an employee pass which allows its bearer access to employees-only areas at a performance venue. They are most commonly associated with rock music groups, and at any one concert or event there are about 200 to 400 backstage passes available. Sometime relatives or close friends of performers, stage crew, promoters, etc. will get backstage passes to concerts, but mainly these are for the performers, film crews, roadies, security guards, and performer's agents.
A handful of people managed to recognize this tattoo as the beginning of a quote, but the first two were...
Hi Ernie, I suspect that you're lovely tattooed and butterflied young lady has a (partial) quote from Coco Chanel. "(In order) to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." Keep up the great work. Rudy
Coco Chanel said "In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." I'd guess its a derivation of that quote. Fun, as always Ernie! airdave
Back in March one of the challenges was "shouldbeusingahandrail" and I don't remember anyone replying to it. well I finally located it in San Francisco, Its called the Sanchez Street Stairway, The stairs connect 19th street at the bottom to the continuation of Sanchaz street at the top. Rick [Ernie says: well done!]
It's impossible to discuss the frenzy that surrounds classic cars without bringing up the car that seem to singlehandedly represent the American muscle car's Holy Grail: the Plymouth Barracuda. These cars are so popular they're used in media worldwide; can you show me which business has incorporated the 1970 Barracuda in its advertising campaign?
A tiki bar is an exotic–themed drinking establishment that serves elaborate cocktails, especially rum-based mixed drinks such as the mai tai and zombie cocktail. Tiki bars are aesthetically defined by their tiki culture décor which is based upon a romanticized conception of tropical cultures, most commonly Polynesian. Indoor fountains, waterfalls or even lagoons are popular features. Some tiki bars also incorporate a stage show for live entertainment such as exotica-style bands or Polynesian dance floor shows.
Ernie, I believe Dusty was right with his guess, Winchester model 1200 (not 1300). Mark
Hey Ernie, While I have all the respect in the world for you and your work with LBEH and keeping the teeming millions entertained with EHOWA, I must agree with Bob in that the shotgun in question is a Winchester 1200 or 1300, not an SXP. As you can see from the Gunbroker website, there is a 1200 with the raised cheek; it's not unique to the SXP. Additionally, the SPX has a lateral engraving along the side of the receiver whereas the side of the 1200/1300 is smooth. Don't take it personal; just some tough love! Mike
The stock for the SPX looks nothing like the one she's holding. It's a 1300. Anyway - thanks for the otherwise fine job. I enjoy your site! Bob
Well shit. Never before has any photo challenge been this, well, challenged. Is it a Winchester SPX or a Winchester 1200/1300? I think I'm going to pull a Rick harrisaon from Pawn Stars and call in a specialist. So over the weekend, I'm going to reach out tot he folks who run the Internet Movie Firearm Database and see if they can't give a definitive answer. So stay tuned, Bob, you may find vindication yet.
A tourist trap is an establishment that has been created with the aim of attracting tourists and their money, typically providing services, entertainment, food, souvenirs and other products for tourists to purchase. Can you find what tourist trap sells both sunglasses and suitcases in the same place?
The first clothespin for hanging up wet laundry appears in the early 19th century patented by Jérémie Victor Opdebec. This design does not use springs, but is fashioned in one piece, with the two prongs part of the peg chassis with only a small distance between them; this form of peg creates the gripping action due to the two prongs being wedged apart and thus squeezing together in that the prongs want to return to their initial, resting state. Today, many clothespins are manufactured very cheaply by creating two interlocking plastic or wooden prongs, in between which is often wedged a small spring. By a lever action, when the two prongs are pinched at the top of the peg, the prongs open up, and when released, the spring draws the two prongs shut, creating the action necessary for gripping.
Macaw Parrots Fly in for a Treat
why no, everything is fine, why do you ask?
Armed police 'swarm like bees' to tackle man, 27, carrying 'a rucksack full of knives
poor pooch with a birth defect
dude what the fuck
What South Koreans Think Of America
A Spectacular Timelapse Of The Milky Way Shot From The Cockpit Of A Plane
i often wonder if this is an accurate translation
Brave Divers Save Injured Shark
and now i'm hungry
I Have a Bad Feeling About This...
a tucked in puppy
Oregon Man Fined $500 for Criticizing Red-light Cameras
meanwhile in bolivia
Super cute Russian girl Katia shows her irresistible body
Another Damn Sexy Amateur Blonde
This chick has some seriously hot ass friends!
Game Over Reissue
Penis Stuck Between Bicycle Chain
stacy cloud lonliness
amanda in a webbed shirt
|April 27, 2017|
Plushophiles are frequently collectors of plush toys and may accumulate a large collection of all shapes and sizes. Plush collecting may come of childhood toys kept into adulthood, or begin later in life. Some plush fans begin collecting after receiving a number of stuffed animals as gifts. Like other collecting hobbies, once "the bug" has bitten, someone may find themselves newly fascinated or obsessed with the subject matter. Collectors may focus on a particular theme - such as classic teddy bears - or may seek out only a certain number of items which are found to be of special interest. Alternately, they might gather as many stuffed toys of as much variety as possible.
The Sabre dance is the name given to pitch-up, a particularly dangerous behaviour of swept wings, which became apparent during the development of the USAF F-100 Super Sabre. When a swept wing starts to stall, the outermost portions tend to stall first. Since these portions are behind the center of lift, the overall lift force moves forward, pitching the nose of the aircraft upwards. This leads to a higher angle of attack and causes more of the wing to stall, which exacerbates the problem. The pilot often loses control, with fatal results at low altitude because there was insufficient time for the pilot to regain control or eject before hitting the ground. A large number of aircraft were lost to this phenomenon during landing, which left aircraft tumbling onto the runway, often in flames.
In Western culture, giving someone the middle finger, flipping someone off, is an obscene hand gesture that communicates moderate to extreme contempt, and is roughly equivalent in meaning to "fuck off," "fuck you," or "go fuck yourself." It is performed by showing the back of a hand that has only the middle finger extended upwards, though in some locales the thumb is extended. The gesture dates back to Ancient Greece and it was also used in Ancient Rome. Historically, it represented the phallus. In some modern cultures, it has gained increasing recognition as a sign of disrespect, and has been used by music artists (notably more common among hardcore punk bands and rappers), actors, celebrities, athletes, and politicians. Extending the middle finger on both hands is known as giving them both barrels.
SOB I finally got one. GERMANY Berlin Bus and tram stop sign, green H within yellow circle stands for Haltestelle or stopping point. Pat
Those green and yellow signs are bus/tram stops, this one is located on Wittenbergplatz in Berlin, Germany.Rick
I apologize if this isn't the correct way to contact you but there is no obvious "Contact Ernie"/ "Submit stuff" link on EHOWA to be seen. Anyways, this was my friend mooning the Google car. Thought you could do something with it. Love the site. Mr. Brightside
It's good that you grabbed that screen capture when you did, because it's blurred out now.
A cymbal-banging monkey toy is a mechanical depiction of a monkey holding a cymbal in each hand. When activated it repeatedly bangs its cymbals together and, in some cases, bobs its head, chatters, grins, does flips, and more. There are both traditional wind-up versions as well as updated battery-operated cymbal-banging monkeys. The Japanese company Daishin C.K. manufactured the classic cymbal monkey during the 1950s to 1970s under the name "Musical Jolly Chimp". It screeched and showed its teeth when its head was pressed. Later versions from other toy makers copied the facial expressions but often changed the toy's outfit and name.
Ernie, as you can see from the attached pics, that is a Winchester Model 1200 pump, 12 Ga with a 28"ventilated rib barrel with Win-Choke ( look close ) and an add-on buffer pad. I used to have one( without the pad ). Dusty
Hey Ernie - I'm not wrong - you have two folks who don't know shit about guns. Namely ..... Remington Model 11-87 and Remington model 1100. This woman is holding a Winchester 1300 - while it could be a Winchester 1200, I believe it to be a later model (the 1300) rather than the earlier 1200. Bob. [followed a few minutes later by...] I see you've posted another wrong ID - The gun is NOT a Winchester SXP. I KNOW guns like no one you know. Bob
Ernie, that shotgun in a Winchester 1300. -Scott
While I certainly appreciate your enthusiasm and tenacity, I believe it was JK Rowling who once said, “The best of us must sometimes eat our words.” Because I do believe yous are wrong; purely based upon the raised cheek rest of the SPX, versus the smooth, straight profile of the 1300.
We all know that the warmer weather brings longer days – perfect time for those outdoor house parties and BBQ get-togethers. Entertaining people takes more than just providing good food, music, and vibes; you should also consider your outdoor lighting as it should be of importance, most especially if you're hosting a party at night. Poor lighting is associated with an increase in accidents so it's important to use the proper illumination in walkways, staircases, ramps, hallways, amd basements. Can you show me where this well illuminated walkway is located?
A kid knocks over a cup pyramid at DC101s Chili-Cookoff
Help us improve Cards Against Humanity by playing a few simulated hands in the Lab.
blindfolded girl with a sword? what can go wrong?
is your dog fast? because this dog is fast
Customer states "oil light on and rattle noise heard".
well they say people start to look like their pets
the zero fucks fiven mazda RX-7
hello, i'm deputy johnny cash
Students were assigned a monthly salary based on their current grade point average.
So Ben and Jerry's has an actual Graveyard for their Discontinued Flavors
gotta fetch em all
Yoga Fails: I'm So Zen Right Now
I literally had to move my leg so it didn't get mauled
Ireland Baldwin Nip Slip Out the Beach
Audrey Bubble Bath Fame Girl
stacy pulls her dress up
Debby Ryan Nip Slip on the Red Carpet!
Angela White No More Cars
Gina Rosini is Goofy at Home!
|April 26, 2017|
Strabismus, also called crossed eyes, is a condition in which the eyes do not properly align with each other when looking at an object. Which eye is focused on the object in question can switch. It may also be present occasionally or constantly. If present during a large part of childhood amblyopia may result and depth perception may be lost. Adults may have double vision. Strabismus can occur due to muscle dysfunction, farsightedness, problems in the brain, trauma, or infections. Risk factors include premature birth, cerebral palsy, and a family history of the condition. Types include esotropia where the eyes are crossed; exotropia where the eyes diverge; and hypertropia where they are vertically misaligned.
As its name suggests, the red-eyed tree frog has red eyes with vertically narrowed pupils. It has a vibrant green body with yellow and blue, vertically striped sides. Its webbed feet and toes are orange or red. The skin on the red-eyed tree frog's belly is soft and fragile, whereas the back is thicker and rougher. Red-eyed tree frogs have sticky pads on their toes. Red-eyed tree frogs are not poisonous and rely on camouflage to protect themselves. During the day, they remain motionless, cover their blue sides with their back legs, tuck their bright feet under their bellies, and shut their red eyes. Thus, they appear almost completely green, and well hidden among the foliage. When a red-eyed tree frog detects an approaching predator, it abruptly opens its eyes and stares at the predator. The sudden appearance of the red eyes may startle the predator, giving the frog a chance to flee.
One of these things I always feel compelled to do is find the origins of other peoples' tattoos. This one on her arm reads, "To Be Something-or-other." Any ideas?
You have to go back to the streetview image taken in 2015 to easily spot the similarities, but it looks like the lovely hitchhiker is along the Fontanka River Embankment in St. Petersburg. Had to dig pretty deep for that one. Nickoli
Hey Ernie, The lonely, wet hitchhiker is in St Petersburg, Russia, along the banks of the Fontanka River. With that perfect ass, I'm sure she didn't have to wait for a ride very long. More of her here. Keep 'em coming, Tim
Your young lady is kneeling at ... The Queen Mary in Long Beach, CA. Andrew
Hello Ernie--she's kneeling in front of the Queen Mary, but maybe she should move away because the June, 2017 issue of Sea Classics magazine states that after years of neglect the internal structure of the ship could collapse unless quickly repaired! Peter from Long Island (retired ortho P.A. who hopes your trimalleolar fracture is much improved. Told you it would be slow going!)
Arches appeared as early as the 2nd millennium BC in Mesopotamian brick architecture, and their systematic use started with the Ancient Romans who were the first to apply the technique to a wide range of structures. I doubt this one is that old, but no way of telling for sure until you find where it is.
The Symphony No. 9 in E minor, "From the New World", popularly known as the New World Symphony, was composed by Antonín Dvorak in 1893 while he was the director of the National Conservatory of Music of America from 1892 to 1895. It is by far his most popular symphony, and one of the most popular of all symphonies. In older literature and recordings, this symphony was often numbered as Symphony No. 5. Neil Armstrong took a recording of the New World Symphony to the Moon during the Apollo 11 mission, the first Moon landing, in 1969. Dvorak's Symphony No. 9 was completed in the building that now houses the Bily Clock Museum
helmets save lives
How do you get past this obstacle?
another boat lauch fail
Melody Profesionnal female freestyler
this yellow lab seems to love fishing
Chris Coghlan goes airborne in wild 6-5 Blue Jays win
Meet the robots making Amazon even faster
best haircuts in town
50 Years Ago, This Was a Wasteland. He Changed Everything
we can't wait! 1958 predictions for 1975
Why They Have Arrester Beds (Runaway Truck Ramps) Before Toll Gates
no dogs on this sofa
Shocking Moment Speed Boat Crashes On Rocks
this guy spent over a year throwing eggs to his unsuspecting mum
sexy posing amateur milf
nora at the beach
Lisa/Piero - She'll Drive You Crazy
Busty Eli Shows Off Her Huge Natural Tits
Rhian Playing with some White Lace
something stands between her and a career in
|April 25, 2017|
"A few years ago, I was down in Cabo San Lucas with my family and friends for vacation. My dad, my buddy and I decided to go play some golf, and end up at this very fancy, very expensive golf course. Given that we're spending all that money, I decide to avail myself of all the services the club offers. This includes complimentary shrimp tacos, as many as I can eat.
Things are going great until the 10th hole, when I feel a sudden twinge. About 9 minutes later, standing in the middle of the 11th fairway, the gears of gastrointestinal apocalypse kick into full gear, and I am struck by the horrible realization that I am not going to make a bathroom, and if I don't want to spray paint a line of feces down the fairway, my only chance is to sprint 25 yards, into the desert. I start running, ripping at my belt as I go. I do not make it in time.
So I'm now running towards the desert, shitting 117 tacos into my shorts; thank God I had on boxer-briefs, so at least containment was maintained as I ran. I make the desert, still shitting, drop my shorts, pull down my saturated, heavily laden underwear, assume a standing squat with my ass pointed as far from the civilian population as possible, and continue the diarrhea tsunami for at least another minute.
At this point, I lose my balance in said squat, and begin to fall back towards the pond of evil I've just unleashed on the earth. Instinct takes over, I throw my hand back to find anything to grab to prevent me from falling into the little ocean of vileness, and land my left palm squarely on top of a spiny cactus. The barbs penetrate to the bone in my hand. I'm now screaming, crying, covered in my own shit, with my shit laden drawers still around my knees because I couldn't get them all the way off my body. In a desert. In Mexico.
My father, concerned for my well being (I ran towards the desert without explaining, and now he can hear me screaming 10 feet deep into a chaparral), tries to come in and find out what's going on. I scream for him to not come any closer, for if he were to see that little panorama of catastrophe, we would never be able to look each other in the eye again. I tell him to throw me his golf towel, my towel, and my buddy's towel so I can set to the unpleasant experience of delousing myself as I stand now naked, absolutely covered in diarrhea, with a bleeding hand that I can no longer use after slowly removing it from the cactus, and not wanting to get sepsis by getting it near my feces covered body.
Cleanup takes about ten minutes, at which point I hurl my ruined, shit-filled britches further into the desert, where they get stuck on a tree branch and drip out a steady stream of poo, a lasting visual reminder of a near impossible amount of shame. I pull my shorts back on, emerge from the desert with no towels, tell my Dad I don't want to talk about it, and, to my credit, finish the round. Later that afternoon I sit on the floor of the shower in my hotel, knees clutched to my chest, rocking slowly back and forth as I weep softly for an innocence lost." - Evan via Drew Magary
Bzzzt. I know I labeled the file as 'semiautomaticshotgun' but in fact it's a pump action; specifically notice there's no bolt handle and the top rear of the forestock is cut away to allow pump movement.
As you perform exterior maintenance items like putting away garden tools and hoses, mulching flower beds, and trimming back spent perennials, give a bit of attention to your windows. Late-fall is a good time to remove your screens to clean the exterior of your windows and sills before winter sets in. Most window screens, such as for double-hung and slider windows, are located on the exterior of the window. For exterior screens, removing them before washing windows make the job easier. It's also a good idea to hose off or vacuum all screens, inspect them for any holes, tears, or other damage, and repair as necessary. Store them in a safe place away from foot traffic until they are needed in the spring.
Any idea what building these green and yellow H signs are for? I even whipped up a quick semblance for a reverse image search, but no joy.
Hey Ernie, The perky-titted lady is holding a Winchester SXP Field Shotgun. Keep'em coming, Tim
Hey Ernie, Didn't know if you knew or not but the February 2017 archive is a duplicate of January 2017. Thanks for all you do! Keep up the great work and hope you feel better soon! Jeremy R
Well, in short Jeremy, the script responsible for creating the month summaries shown under SEARCH, well, fucked the dog. Until I can get around to unfucking it, please use the two links I provided in your post. Also, shit.
A beach cruiser is a bicycle that usually combines balloon tires, an upright seating posture, a single-speed drivetrain, and straightforward steel construction with expressive styling. Cruisers are popular among casual bicyclists and vacationers because they are very stable and easy to ride, but their heavy weight and balloon tires tend to make them rather slow. They are designed for use primarily on paved roads, moderate speeds/distances, and are included in the non-racing/non-touring class and heavyweight or middleweight styles of the road bicycle type. The bikes, noted for their durability and heavy weight, were the most popular bicycle from the early 1930s through the 1950s, and have enjoyed renewed popularity since the late 1990s.
Lexy Panterra Sexy Twerking en las Vegas
man aircraft carrier propellers are big
a friendly reminder that my birthday is right around the corner
text converter for all your CAPS LOCK correcting needs
this is how we fish down here in florida
starbucks' new unicorn latte tastes like...
wow this guy is a travelling party
hot girl tries to go bungee jumping and loses some teeth
Homeless Pit Bull gives birth in a den during a massive rainstorm.
me so happy!
told my kid to eat half of their hot dog
how good is this pub? this pub is so good...
Guinea Pigs eating Sprouts!
hunters find bear with its head stuck in a barrel
Young mum-of-two ‘left with SQUARE breasts' after £5,000 botched boob job
random sexy photos 474
Busty FTV Teen Avri Spreads Her Legs Wide
mila azul so in love with you
Bailey Knox Orgasms While Standing Up
kay in the kitchen
can you spot the plastic shovel
for a full appreciation of summer
|April 24, 2017|
The Appalachian National Scenic Trail is a marked hiking trail in the Eastern United States extending between Springer Mountain in Georgia and Mount Katahdin in Maine. The trail is about 2,200 miles long, though the exact length changes over time as parts are modified or rerouted. The trail itself was completed in 1937 after more than a decade of work, although improvements and changes continue. It is maintained by 31 trail clubs and multiple partnerships, and managed by the National Park Service, United States Forest Service, and the nonprofit Appalachian Trail Conservancy. More than 2 million people are said to do at least one day-hike on the trail each year.
Beatrice Martin, better known by her stage name Coeur de Pirate, is a French-Canadian singer-songwriter. Born in the province of Quebec, Martin started playing the piano when she was only three years old. She initially called herself Her Pirate Heart, but translated the name to French when she stopped writing songs in English. Coeur de Pirate received a 2009 CBC Radio 3 "Bucky" award determined by listener votes. Her song "Comme des enfants" received the 2009 "Bucky" award for "Best Reason to Learn French". On June 16, 2016, in an op-ed for Vice Magazine's Noisey, Martin came out as queer. The following day, she announced that she was filing for divorce from her husband.
Although airsoft guns in the United States are generally sold with a 6 mm or longer orange tip on the barrel in order to distinguish them from real firearms, this is not in fact required by federal law. There is some controversy on this topic as Title 15 of the Code of Federal Regulations, on foreign commerce and trade, stipulates that "no person shall manufacture, enter into commerce, ship, transport, or receive any toy, look-alike, or imitation firearm" without approved markings; these may include an orange tip, orange barrel plug, brightly colored exterior of the whole toy, or transparent construction. However, section 272.1 clearly indicates that these restrictions shall not apply to "traditional BB, paint-ball, or pellet-firing air guns that expel a projectile through the force of compressed air, compressed gas or mechanical spring action, or any combination thereof." Local laws may differ by jurisdiction. Full or partial preventive painting of airsoft guns as a legal obligation to avoid confusion of the airsoft replicas with real lethal weapons is in practice in several jurisdictions around the world.
An Easy Challenge, Motherfucker, Do You Accept It: Where is this young lady kneeling down?
A hookah is a single- or multi-stemmed instrument for vaporizing and smoking flavored tobacco, or sometimes cannabis, whose vapor or smoke is passed through a water basin—often glass-based—before inhalation. There are two theories regarding the origin of the hookah. The first is that the waterpipe was invented by Irfan Shaikh of the Mughal Empire, a physician of Akbar; alternatively, it could originate in Safavid dynasty of Persia, from where it eventually spread to the east into South Asia during that time. The hookah or Argyleh soon reached Egypt and the Levant during the Ottoman dynasty from neighbouring Safavid dynasty, where it became very popular and where the mechanism was later perfected. Health risks of smoking hookah include exposure to toxic chemicals that are not filtered out by the water and risk of infectious disease when hookahs are shared.
A Medium Challenge, Motherfucker, Do You Accept It: What make and model shotgun is she holding?
The Easton Sports company was started by James Easton in 1922. His son Greg runs the archery division independently from the team sports concern as a family owned division, having divested the team sports operations in 2006 to the former Easton-Bell group. The independent, family owned archery division consists of two companies, Hoyt Archery, Inc. and Easton Technical Products, both located in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA. The two companies employ approximately 800 people in the manufacture of compound bows, recurve bows, and arrows. Easton arrows have been used to win every Olympic Games title in archery since the restoration of archery to the Olympic program in 1972. Easton Technical Products is also a supplier to the military, medical and outdoor sports industries for high-strength carbon fiber and aluminum alloy tubing.
And finally, A Difficult Challenge, Motherfucker, Do You Accept It: Where is this lonely wet hitchhiker?
Ferry Crashing Into A Sea Wall Looks Like A Disaster Movie
police officers arrested a man March 28 for violating probation on a burglary conviction, Bradley County jailers refused to take him.
let me tell you what just happened
get that furniture out moving company
dog doesn't recognize owner after weeks away and 50lbs weight loss
Orphan Baby Kangaroo Loves Her Pouch
c'mon help a girl out
childhood trauma soap
Mi24 hovering over beach
instagram account of some russian deep sea fisherman
the bitch whisperer
This Sleek Tucker 48 Could Be Yours For Only $2.1 Million
Bees swarm calm street vendor in China
An American badger buries a calf carcass by itself in Utah's Grassy Mountains, January 2016.
boston's famous skinny house was up for sale
sexy trump girls
Teachers stolen phone reveals just how freaky she is outside of class
this non-natural redhead on her wedding day
Gaia Monroe and Weed!
Yviana Milk Shower
Lana's homemade dirty pics with her man