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May 24, 2016

I Did Insert My Favorite Title, Godammit.

For many, the end of the world might seem daunting, but for these festival goers a post-apocalyptic world in the middle of a Californian desert is a form of escapism. At least this is the case for Mike Orr who is known as 'Sweet Lips' at Wasteland Weekend - the annual four-day festival that allows lovers of the Mad Max movie franchise to see what it is really like to live in a society where civilization is crumbling. "It's the end of the world," Orr said of Wasteland Weekend, which attracts thousands from across the country. "You get to do whatever you want to do."

According to the Tumblr blog I snagged this from, this photo was taken near Gunnison Beach in New Jersey, but hell if I can figure out where. Maybe you'll have better luck than I did?

Before puberty, the abdominal region of both males and females is covered with very fine vellus hair. In response to rising levels of androgens during and after puberty, the skin of the abdomen begins to produce coarser, longer and more pigmented hair. This process affects primarily men. Initially hair grows in a vertical line from the pubic area up to the navel and from the thorax down to the navel. With some men, the abdominal hair will stay within a clearly defined vertical line, but in others, terminal hair will appear laterally as well as vertically, particularly in the area around the navel. Some women may develop a small line of hair from the pubic area up to the navel. Excessive abdominal hair on women, following the male pattern, is a type of hirsutism.

Yesterday I mentioned the NRA officially endorsed Donald Trump for president; here's his full acceptance speech.

Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here with dating profiles for some of the most memorable Star Wars characters Best Regards, Dave

Ernie, That would be the Manhattan Beach pier and the building at the end is the Roundhouse Aquarium. Jefferson [Ernie says: Close, but no banana.]

Hey Ernie- Mark again. That's the Manhattan Beach Pier. I grew up in Manhattan Beach and spend my first 18 years of life sitting on the sand all day long. Here's a great webcam of the current surf conditions! Mark [Ernie says: Cool webcam but again, no banana.]

A bimini top is an open-front canvas top for the cockpit of a boat, usually supported by a metal frame. Most biminis can be collapsed when not in use, and raised again if shade or shelter from rain is desired. The bimini is used mostly as protection from the sun; it offers little to no protection from wind, rain, or spray when moving forward at any speed. The job of the bimini top strap is to securely hold open the bimini top. Besides securing the top against wind and wooble, they will also pull the bimini open taut enough so the bimini will not hold water.

Mars Ice Cream takes the nation's favourite chocolate brands and translates them into delicious, creamy ice cream. From the classic taste of Mars, the number one ice cream bar in the market, to the nation's favorite Klondike bars, Mars Ice Cream has a range of products that will excite shoppers! So show me where can I try one! Now as for what pier we're trying to find from yesterday, note the a series of two smaller buildings as you head out the pier towards the red roofed circular building at the end.

I have been coming to your site since exactly September 11, 2001. Virtually every fucking day. What is wrong with me, I do not know! Haha. Softball crushed over the fence! Glen

Big Ern- First chasing Gwen around Prague and now Katerina all around Budapest. Dude, wish I were still young enough to be doing all this Euro tail chasing on the realz!! Anywho, Fortuna Campground outside of Budapest is the location. Although peg man can't enter for a street view, the building is dead center of the map view and apparently the green tables are still there. The video from which the stills came from is here. Forward to 1:17 for the green picnic table encounter. It appears the seat was a bit hot for her fine little naked ass, hence the look on her face in the photo. Lucky dude she sat with also made his way into a couple more shots/scenes. Another fine challenge indeed good sir! John

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Long prized for its deeply purple, glossy beauty as well as its unique taste and texture, eggplants are now available in markets throughout the year, but they are at their very best from August through October when they are in season. Eggplants belong to the nightshade family of vegetables, which also includes tomatoes, sweet peppers and potatoes. They grow in a manner much like tomatoes, hanging from the vines of a plant that grows several feet in height. While the different varieties do range slightly in taste and texture, one can generally describe the eggplant as having a spongy texture and pleasantly bitter taste.

May 23, 2016

Evidently Sciatica Is Nature's Way of Telling You You're A Fat Fuck And It's Time To Lose Weight.

For over 75 years, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner has been America's family favorite. And just looking at that box, you can almost taste why. The classic smiling macaroni drenched in creamy cheese sauce will make you fall in love with every bite. Sometimes you're in the mood for delicious homestyle taste. Kraft Easy Mac Macaroni and Cheese makes a tasty, nutritious meal or side dish that both adults and kids will love. Kids love the cheesy flavor and smooth, creamy consistency. Kraft Easy Mac is microwaveable, making it quick and easy to prepare. Rich in calcium and iron, Kraft Easy Mac Macaroni and Cheese is a healthy complement to any meal or a satisfying main dish all on its own.

Much to my -- and I think everyone else's -- complete and utter surprise, the GOP has kept true to their word about not holding confirmation hearings on Anton Scalia's replacement tot he Supreme Court. And let's be honest, I think everyone was pretty sure they were going to fold by now, amirite? Anyway, this makes the upcoming Presidential election that much more important because with Scalia's vacant seat, plus an estimated two additional appointees thanks to the geriatric Ruth Bater Ginsberg is 83 years old, Anthony Kennedy is 80, and by the time the election itself rolls around, Stephen Breyer will be 78. Couple that with Obama's two appointments over his term and there's a strong chance to stack the Supreme court into a very non-Second Amendmend friendly majority for the next several generations should The Shrillz get elected. Is this enough for the rest of the sane wqorld to throw themselves begind Trump? Well, given she's not opposed to an Australian style firearm ban, the goos folks at the NRA think so, and I have to admit it, I'm coming around to that same conclusion as well,

We've featured her before, we know some of her local haunts, so let's see if we can't track down this pier with a red building at the end.

If you head down the M36 south of Tyubuk Russia you will find the cafe HactEha, but it looks like all the pool floats have been sold. More pictures of her are located here Rick

Ernie, the open house was happening somewhere up Babcock Ave., north of Victory Blvd. in the San Fernando Valley, Los Angeles, CA. Jefferson

Over the course of the past few years, the Czech Republic's CEE beer brands have had to deal with many dramatic adjustments to product, business, and market behavior across the region. Changing habits or legislation drove some of these changes, while brewers themselves implemented others. At that time, parent company Plzensky Prazdroj wanted to launch a fruit-flavored beer in the Czech Republic — probably the most conservative of all CEE beer markets. Since Czech consumers at the time would be outraged atany change to their beloved liquid, Cocoon Group developed a new category just for this product: Frisco Crystal Cooler was introduced to the market with no overt connection to Plzensky Prazdroj or its other beer products.

Sure we'll never see a second season of Firefly, but don't worry they're Training Day into a tv series. My nigga.

Colombia is a country situated in the northwest of South America, bordered to the northwest by Panama; to the east by Venezuela and Brazil; to the south by Ecuador and Peru; and it shares maritime limits with Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, Jamaica, Dominican Republic and Haiti. Colombia is rich in natural resources, and its main exports include mineral fuels, oils, forest products, coffee, sugars and sugar confectionery. The flag of Colombia is a horizontal tricolor of yellow, blue and red. The yellow stripe takes up the top half of the flag and the blue and red take up a quarter of the space each.

Ernie, the glass paneled TRAM station is the Ca Aranyo stop on the T4 line in Barcelona. Our view is from behind the original photographer because Google refuses to drive through the middle of tram stations (I actually did that once in Germany, fun times!). Our alfresco beauty was standing halfway between the dude in the jacket and the park bench at left. Note the Glories sign in the window in both pics. Lt Dan

Good Morning. Sciatica is like a toothache in your butt! Best cure is massage and exercise. Take it easy. The UTV dealer is North Valley Honda Kawasaki at 14827 North Cave Creek Road Phoenix AZ. Here is their website and here is the street view. The street pic was taken in July 2015 and the chick is gone, and it looks like Angel is gone as of June 2014. Regards. Eric R.

Well if you're really good, if you really know your way around the web and Google Maps and Streetview, you should be able to find me these green picnic tables. But only if you're good.

This Busted Knuckle garage wall clock is quite possibly the coolest way to tell time! It measures 12 inches in diameter with a black chrome bezel, a glass dome shaped face and a quartz movement driven by one AA battery. Just like neon clock, it still lets you know how much time you frittered away twisting wrenches and flipping through shop manuals while out in the garage. It features the famous Busted Knuckle logo on a great looking clock.

May 21, 2016

Insert Your Favorite ARMED FORCED DAY Joke Here.

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ARMED FORCES DAY boob dump: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - eleven - twelve - thirteen

May 20, 2016

I Never Gave A Shit What Sciatica Was Until Now That My Right Ass Cheek Hurts.

The Marine Corps Combat Utility Uniform (MCCUU) is the current battledress uniform of the United States Marine Corps. It is also worn by Navy personnel (mostly corpsmen and chaplains) assigned to Marine Corps units. It replaces the Battle Dress Uniform, which the Marine Corps had shared with the Navy, Army and Air Force. Both the MCCUU, and its distinctive camouflage pattern, MARPAT, are exclusive to the Marine Corps, which holds the patents to their design, and are not available to the civilian market. MARPAT is available in two color schemes, woodland and desert. The uniforms are manufactured by Propper International, American Apparel, E.A. Industries, American Power Source, and Columbia Sewing Company.

Old and busted: American Psycho. The new hotness -- and I do meat hotness -- Australian Psycho. You're welcome. Yeah, you are too, Leo.

The San Diego Police Department is the primary law enforcement agency for the city of San Diego, California. Prior to the establishment of the San Diego Police Department, law enforcement services were provided by the San Diego City Marshal beginning in 1850. Ronald McDonald The first City Marshal, Agoston Haraszthy, appointed Richard Freeman a marshal, making Freeman the first African American lawman in California. Due to lack of willing individuals to take up the position, the City Marshall disbanded. In 1885 the office of City Marshal was reestablished, and in 1889, with a new city charter, the San Diego Police Department was established.

Ernie, the elliptical machine is a Pro Form 750 Cardio Cross Trainer. Dan

Hey Ernie, Killing time and thought I'd go for more. That Publix product in the box is their 120 ct Free & Clear Dryer Sheets. Here they are in the Publix catalog. The bottle of detergent is not a Publix brand, but rather an All Free & Clear product. Most likely All Free & Clear detergent with softener made by Sun Products Corporation. Here's a picture of the product with its unique beveled bottle neck. Have a good night, Blake

You have three challenges before you today, each more difficult than the one before it. First, you must find this UTV dealer. Secondly, you must show me what location was having an open house. And only after you complete those two missions, will I allow you to find this glass paneled tram station. Good luck.

May 19, 2016

If Only Our Politicians Were As Honest As Jon Basso.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is without a doubt, the most honest man in America. As for me? I had a Double Bypass burger, which I technicaly finished but since I didn't eat all of my fries, I ended up getting my ass paddled and yes, I won. And yes, you feel just as fucking gluttonous as you might imagine.

As one method of reducing the adverse effects of air bags, especially for children, NHTSA is requiring new, attention getting labels. These new labels would not be required on vehicles having a "smart" passenger-side air bag, i.e., an air bag that would automatically shut off or adjust its deployment so as not to adversely affect children. This rule also requires rear-facing child seats to bear a new, enhanced warning label to replace the existing label. This rule requires vehicles with air bags to bear three new warning labels. Two of the labels replace existing labels on the sun visor. The third is a temporary label on the dash. The labels will help reduce the adverse effects by increasing the number of people who read and understand the message of the warning labels.

Old and busted: the infamous Rougned Odor punch being turned into a t-shirt. The new hotness: Rangers fans send Jose Bautista get well cards. Insult, meet injury.

Gooderham and Worts was a Canadian company that was once the largest distiller of alcoholic beverages in Canada. Its former manufacturing facilities on the Toronto Waterfront are today the well-known Distillery District. So it wouldn't be much of a challenge to ask you to find these two lamp posts, they're located right under this overhead facilities span at the Gooderhamand and Warts distillery. As for yesterday's challenge, I had a lot of people identify the tattoo or identify the poster, but only one who nailed both with supporting links...

Ernie, The Chinese character (Fu) is one of the most common and popular tattoos. It means happiness/prosperity. The poster on the wall is of the German pop band PUR. The font used in their name, as in the poster on the wall is their trademark. Have a good evening, BJ

Hey Ernie, How about upping the Ante on the walk of Fame challenge and have people tell you whose name is on the star? I have looked and cross referenced the address to the star name locations and can't seem to get a match. You in? Cheers, Randy

Easy, peasy, Japaneasy. The star belongs to none other than English-American actress, Madeleine Carroll. What throws you is the address given in the challenge (6705 Hollywood Blvd) when her star is officially listed as 6707 Hollywood Blvd.

Okay, a little shooting novelty item here: a compact inexpensive pistol rail red laser sight for $11 shipped. Now I say novelty item because let's be honest, it's made in China and ships to your door for the cost of a bucket of beer. Would I trust this thing if I were a hostage negotiator? I would not. If you're looking for something to keep its zero with larger defensive caliber handguns, you'll probably want to consider this Crimson Trace for $115. But for a few disposable knock arounds to plink with? How can youy beat $11?

Next, I was going to have you find where to buy this nice lady a drink, but that turns out to be just a few feet down from where this photo was taken, in front of the Four Points Sheraton in New Orleans. So I'm going to flip the script, cross the Atlantic, and have you show me where to buy some pool floaties for my next pool party.

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