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January 19, 2017

And Finally, We Are All Caught Up To Date.

The Little Mermaid is a 1989 American animated musical fantasy film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and released by Walt Disney Pictures. Based on the Danish fairy tale of the same name by Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid tells the story of Ariel, a beautiful red haired mermaid princess, is dissatisfied with underwater life in the kingdom of Atlantica and is curious about the human world. It is the 28th Disney animated feature film, The Little Mermaid was released to theaters on November 17, 1989 to largely positive reviews, garnering $84 million at the domestic box office during its initial release, and $211 million in total lifetime gross worldwide.

So evidently, everyone in the fucking world knows about the < href= target=_blank>United Colors of Benetton clothing retailer, except me. My apologies to all of you first timers who wrote in, usually I try to post the virgins virst, but there were like some 47 of you. Finding this out was kind of a relief, actually, since the Church of Bennett was out, the Church of the God of Family and Sweet Tea was my next guess.

LONG SHOT NUMBER ONE: where is this outdoor market?

Ernie. I believe your lit up ferris wheel is the Cosmo Clock 21 in Japan. Your out of focus pic looks like it shows a red roller coaster track, and a orange neon light just below the axis. Here's a pic of the wheel illuminated. nd for extra credit, I think the girl is in a window at the Intercontinental Yokohama Grand; here's a pic of the wheel from a room. Here's another pic of a room that clearly shows the window layout and hardware which matches your picture. Nick

Hey Ernie, when you say that something won't be done, I seem to be drawn strangly to it... Anyway, that Ferris Wheel is located in Yokohama, Japan and part of Yokohama Cosmoworld. The giveaways are the streaks of lights to the left of the wheel, which is the roller coaster there. The picture itself was taken from the Intercontinental Yokohama Grand. On the bottom-left of the picture, you can see a colorful name on the building, which is Yokohama World Porters located just down the street. The best street view I could find to demonstrate where the picture was taken opposite from is here, with another photo here showing an approximate angle of where the picture was taken. Mark (SPC, Army, Separated)

Terror from the Year 5000 is a 1958 American science fiction film directed by Robert J. Gurney Jr. starring Ward Costello, Joyce Holden, John Stratton, Salome Jens and Fred Herrick. The movie follows an international team embarks on an expedition to the moon in an uncommonly spacious rocketship. There they encounter a faceless alien intelligence who conclude that the human race is too immature and dangerous and must be destroyed. American International Pictures released the film as a double feature with The Screaming Skull. Terror from the Year 5000 bears one of the earliest film editing credits for Dede Allen, who went on to a noteworthy career editing The Hustler, Bonnie and Clyde, Dog Day Afternoon.

LONG SHOT NUMBER TWO: where are these two lovely ladies sharing a glass of wine?

The lass in question must have come from Sunbury's a UK retailer that's been in business since 1869. Must be an old picture because they dropped the “Try Something New Today” ad line in 2011 but not before the store erroneously gave 8 year olds visiting the store on a school trip a booklet with sex positions for having fun in the bath. Here's the link to the story. Frank

As for the Burgerberg 30kmh sign, based on pictures from Monika was at Makarska, Croatia Harbour, also on the route for the Bodensee Radmarathon.but I believe this is the house with the solar panels and skylight. RJ

Man, oh man, do I wish I could find a better version of this Holiday Inn photo to use in a challenge for long shot number three.

Teletubbies is a British pre-school children's television series created by Ragdoll Productions' Anne Wood and Andrew Davenport. The program focuses on four multi-colored toddlers of a mythological species known as "Teletubbies," named for the television screens implanted in their abdomens. Recognised throughout popular culture for the uniquely-shaped antenna protruding from the head of each character, the Teletubbies communicate through gibberish and were designed to bear resemblance to young children. Dipsy is the second Teletubby. He is green and named after his antenna, which resembles a dipstick. Dipsy is the most stubborn of the Teletubbies, and will occasionally refuse to go along with the others' group opinion.

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January 18, 2017

The Plot Thickens: Infected Hardware.

Smooth-top electric ranges are popular options with those homeowners seeking to increase their counter space and hoping to have an easier job cleaning their range. Smooth glass or ceramic ranges do have their advantages, but they are not without their share of problems. Smooth-top electric ranges typically remain hot for long time after they are shut off. This can cause problems for homeowners that are used to the relatively rapid-cooling nature of traditional electric and gas ranges. They can also be damaged by falling pots and pans and are costly to have repaired. While they are easier to clean, they cannot be scrubbed using an abrasive cleaner, and specialized cleaners are typically recommended by the manufacturer.

The toga, a distinctive garment of Ancient Rome, was a roughly semicircular cloth, between 12 and 20 feet in length, draped over the shoulders and around the body. It was usually woven from white wool, and was worn over a tunic. In Roman historical tradition, it is said to have been the favoured dress of Romulus, Rome's founder; it was also thought to have been worn by both sexes, and by the citizen-military. As Roman women gradually adopted the stola, the toga was recognised as formal wear for Roman citizen men. Originally, women wore togas as well, but after the 2nd century BC, the toga was worn exclusively by men, and women were expected to wear the stola. At that point, it was considered disgraceful for a woman to wear a toga; wearing the male garment was associated with prostitution and adultery.

LONG SHOT NUMBER ONE: And if you look closely on the sticker (magnet?) she has on her refrigerator, she is a member of the "Church of Benet--"? And no, I'm pretty sure it's not the Church of Bennett.

This young lady is most likely a young coed from Moscow State University in Russia. Based on the foliage behind her, this picture was taken on a Spring morning… - Fish

Hi Ernie, The young hottie is posing in the botanical gardens directly across from THE Moscow State University. Street view. All The Best!, John M

Burgberg is generally though of to be a municipality in the district of Oberallgäu in Bavaria in Germany. However given the name Burgberg may refer to the these places in Germany, I don't know how much luck you'll have finding this speed limit sign.

Crocs, which were named one of the 50-ugliest shoes of all time by The Cut, almost went bankrupt several years ago after failing to flood the market with its rubbery soles. Their finances have largely now stabilized, thanks in no small part to the company's recent success in the German market. Crocs have been in the top 100 best-selling footwear items on Amazon Germany for 2,069 days and counting, longer than any other shoe item. Boulder-based Crocs included Germany among the five major markets it will now seek to focus on as it scales back its physical store footprint. In fact, the Europe was Crocs' only region to see positive revenue in constant-currency terms in FY2016Q1; unit sales there were up about 25%.

The window display is located at Style Today Tailoring, 646 E. 1st Street, Tustin, Ca. Yelp reviews. It was easy to find the bench on Amsteldijk in Amsterdam, Netherlands, But I don't see a bus stop, maybe she rode here bic. Rick

Weird, about the bench. That's definitely the correct place and I even went as far back as 2008, but still no dice. I did find a sweet ass starry dalmation scooter though.

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January 17, 2017

Okay, So We've Got Metric Shit Ton Of Photo Challenges To Catch Up On.

Started in 1947 as a small metalworking shop that made metal water coolers for blue collar workers, Igloo Products is now a leading ice chest and beverage dispenser manufacturer, perhaps known best for its Playmate brand. The company's first all-plastic ice chest was introduced in 1962. Igloo makes the coolers for personal and industrial use and claims that nearly three in every four US households owns an Igloo cooler. The company's more than 500 products -- including full-size, beverage, and personal coolers -- are sold through more than 250 retailers in the US and abroad.

Now. Challenges. The Main Street Brewerry and Casino was practically a gimmee, since if you can't type a few words into Google, you must be a fucking idiot.

I think your girl is standing on the second floor wooden balcony of Bandstand on the corner of Bourbon Street and St. Louis. She is looking at the Big Easy which is on the opposite corner. Here is a street view trying to get both in the shot. Martov

The green car from Thursday's challenge I didn't submit because it took me about 3 minutes to find it, and didn't want to be the 75th person to send it in to you. Well since no answer was posted I'm going to give a go. The green car is parked in front of 17 Ostwallstrasse ( East Wall Street), Dortmund, Germany. I found it to be easy as Germany is the only EU country with the blue stripe on that side of the license plate. The plate begins with DO, meaning it was issued in the Dortmund Metropolitan area. The privacy laws over there make hard to get a clear view of the store front, but from what I found you can see the bars above the windows and the black stone facade. Dennis

Slumping glass is a highly technical operation that is subject to many variations, both controlled and uncontrolled. When an item is being slumped in a kiln, the mold over which it is being formed -- which can be made of either ceramic, sand or metal -- must be coated with a release agent that will stop the molten glass from sticking to the mold. Such release agents, a typical one being boron nitride, give off toxic fumes when they are first heated and must be used in a ventilated area. Glass slumpers use large steel rods and other metal tools to shape their colored bowls, turning them, sprinkling on small colored glass bits to get the color in stages, and then snip off the stem piece at the end.

THIS ONE IS FOR YOU TIM: Identifying that handgun from Oz was not even hard for this old FFL dealer. It is a Intratec CAT 9. Was not a bad gun for the era, Brian

Hey Big Ern. Long time reader. Love your challenges. But s soon as I saw those beautiful breasts, I knew where that Starbucks is. It's right in my backyard. It is the Original Starbucks In the Pike Place Market in downtown Seattle. Here is where it is. Derek

She's at the Starbucks at 1930 Pike Place, Seattle, WA. Streetside is below. Skip

I wonder if anyone can tell me the name of the store where this lady in white did her shopping?

In road transportation, a yield sign indicates that each driver must prepare to stop if necessary to let a driver on another approach proceed. A driver who stops or slows down to let another vehicle through has yielded the right of way to that vehicle. In contrast, a stop sign requires each driver to stop completely before proceeding, even if no other traffic is present. Particular regulations regarding appearance, installation, and compliance with the signs vary by jurisdiction. The United Kingdom's Road Traffic Act calls for give way signs and road markings at junctions where the give-way rule is to apply. The road marking accompanying the sign consists of a large inverted triangle painted just before the place to give way.

Hey Ernie, The white and orange bottle in the sexy selfie is "Burt's Bees" daily facial cleanser. Congrats on another successful year of LBEH! John

She's using Burt's Bees facial cleanser. Cameron

Hi Ernie, She is using Burt's Bees Brightening Facial Cleanser. Mark

If I'm not mistaken, there's a little Burt's Bees action going on here, too. So anyway, that almost catches us up to date. Tomorrow: the golden spire, going grocery shopping by bus, and the Yelp reviews I've been looking for. And if anyone cares, it looks like the lit up ferris wheel will go unsolved.

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January 16, 2017

This Is Shaping Up To Be A Very Exciting Week.

"Someone's been eating my porridge," growled the Papa bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge," said the Mama bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!" cried the Baby bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair," growled the Papa bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the Mama bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it all to pieces," cried the Baby bear. They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa bear growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed," "Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama bear "Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" exclaimed Baby bear. Just then, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three bears. She screamed, "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Goldilocks ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest, and she never returned to the home of the three bears.

Since she has lots of grocery bags at her feet, I'd guessing this lass takes the bus to do her grocery shopping. Can you find her bus stop? Hint: It's in a nation that has a lot of bicycle riders per capita.

The Orions, also known as the Orion Syndicate, are a fictional extraterrestrial humanoid species in the American science fiction franchise Star Trek, making their first appearance in the initial Star Trek: The Original Series pilot, "The Cage". Susan Oliver portrayed the first Orion seen on screen, when her human character Vina was transformed into one, although it was Majel Barrett who underwent the original makeup test. The first mention of the Orion was in Gene Roddenberry's first draft script for the initial pilot for Star Trek: The Original Series, "The Cage". At that stage there was no further description given, except that they were to be alien in appearance. By the time that casting had been sought, it had been decided that the Orion character should be painted green, with the script stating that the character should be "Wild! Green skin, glistening as if oiled".

Wow, this place has a really catchy window display, but they seemed to be pretty focused on getting good Yelp reviews; can you find them for me?

With babies and small children, there is always something to clean off their face or hands. The Kleenex Happies baby washcloths are ideally suited for this purpose. They are particularly soft and tear resistant - even when wet. The washcloths are dry and can be used flexibly, no matter what purpose you need. Since the washcloths can be easily disposed of after use, Kleenex Happies are particularly hygienic.

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January 14, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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And Finally, We Are All Caught Up To Date....

The Plot Thickens: Infected Hardware....

Okay, So We've Got Metric Shit Ton Of Photo C...

This Is Shaping Up To Be A Very Exciting Week...

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

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