Don't Believe Everything You Read.

Or, "Why you should never send drunken emails at 10 o'clock at night. But either way, I have to throw myself on the sword and admit that I linked to a story without verifying it first and thus made a complete ass of myself.

But alas, it turns out ol drunken Steve was right. So while Mr Cruise does indeed own one of the Ducatis in question, turn out he was NOT involved in any crash. Otherwise how could he be out riding this morning? And Tom Arnold has a pretty fucking sweet Victory Vision. I took one of those on a test ride a few months back. At slow parking-lot speeds it was like trying to balance a Greyhound bus on two wheels but once you got up and moving, fuck it was set the cruise, lean back and eat lunch. Ahhh, how things change through the years. Long gone are the days of the "two in the pink and one in the stink" old school shocker. Come see the new and improved -- and extremely NSFW -- Shocker of 2010!

Not only are UFC events some of the most exciting in the world of sports -- with the ol ultra-violence and all -- but they are also the most pleasing to the eyes. Not the fighters—they're grotesque—but because of the Octagon Girls. In an exciting development, former Octagon Girl and current UFC All Access host Rachelle Leah will be putting on the bikini once again and strutting her stuff in the Octagon. Whether she'll be filling in for one of the two on duty right now or just coming in as a special guest, we don't know, but anytime you can highlight Rachelle and the two other fine Octagon Girls, you gotta do it. Enjoy.

The SxSW (South by Southwest) conference is underway in Austin, and the team from The Planet have added some interactivity to the company’s booth on the trade show floor with The Planet Server Challenge. Participants have a deconstructed Pentium4 server sitting on a table in front of them, and the objective is to put it back together as quickly as possible. The fastest server builder at the conference will win an ASUS Eee PC netbook. In this 90 second video, The Planet’s Phil Jackson demonstrates the process. And as stupid as that was, it still wasn't douchey enough to be among the douchiest SXSW panel list.

Alyssa Marie is originally from Minneapolis, Minnesota and she recently moved to southern Texas. She began modeling for Macy's when she was three years old and immediately it became her dream. After graduating high school, she began doing promotions for various companies around Minneapolis. While working at a Hooters Restaurant, Alyssa won several bikini contests, along with other contest titles from local clubs and venues. She has been on many "hot" lists for radio stations, college sites, men's magazines and websites. In 2009, she was chosen to be part of an amazing group of 12 girls called the Boji Babes out of Lake Okoboji, IA. As a group, they have participated in many charity events and recently, Alyssa was published as Miss August in the 2010 Boji Babes calendar.

the twenty greatest chat roulette trolls.

amazing predictions from 1958 that came true.

the top ten most expensive homes from around the world.

Insert Your Favorite Benelli Weekend Joke Here.

Ernie, I have been a long-time reader and thought it was time to contribute. Here is the story: My girlfriend's Jeep was stolen in San Diego and was recovered the next day in Mexico. The reason they didn't take the spare tire is because I put a lock on it. By the way, they stole the Viper alarm as well. Take care, Dave.

THE SINGLE GREATEST VIDEO EVER - A GUY FIXES HIS PRIUS DEATHRIDE - THANKS ROB!

eduard khil, the trol-lol guy? enjoying his refound fame. still has same haircut.

how macgyver ripped off one of the greatest car chase ever filmed.

the fifteen hottest actresses you will never see naked.

did you know that rogert ebert wrote softcore porn? two thumbs up!

the tramp stamp hall of shame. the ten year old girl? stay classy san diego.

eastereggsforhitler - expertmuffdiver - fallenpalmtree - iraqiglockcop - penguinparty

Yeah It's Raining Here Today. Again. Again, Again. Again.

Where were you when you first saw Kevin Costner's Robin Hood? I was at the theatres on West Ridge Road, right near Mt Read Blvd, putting the schmooze on a chick I worked with at Pet World. Her name was Barbara Rettig. The movie was good, we were laughing and giggling all the way through, and as the movie was coming to an end we both decided to take a drive up by the beach. Things were looking good for our hero! Then the movie ended, the lights came on, we stood up to leave our seats and who was sitting two rows behind us? Her boyfriend's friends. Yeah. Barb wanted to go straight home after that. Goddamn cockblockers. Anyway, I only bring this up because now I'm curious what this latest Robin Hood remake will be like.

And on a world scale, it turns out that not everybody is workin for the weekend. Because here is a list of everyone who is a bazillion times richer than we are. Now compare the average age from that list, to those who made their fortunes via the internet. Yeah, shocking, eh? I'll keep thinking about that while you're strapping my kayak to the roof of my car for a little getaway because let'sbe honest, it ain't like I'm flying off to see the models of Costa Rica anytime soon.

5-Second Films was created by Brian “Boss Man” Firenzi in the Spring of 2005, after being disappointed by so many 5,400-second films. The rules are simple: 2 seconds of beginning titles, 5 seconds of film, 1 second of end titles. If you take umbrage with these 5sfs running at an actual length of 8 seconds, we can only assume you’re no fun at dinner parties. Here is a compilation of the best of the best: Magic Show Volunteer and Mr. Forgetful made me snort coffee on my keyboard, thus delaying this update by eleven minutes.

I'm not sure if I call bullshit on this one. Top Gear has been known to do some pretty cool shit, and here we have Jeremy Clarkson driving a little piece of Eurotrash through a huge sewer pipe and completing a nice barrel roll at 37 mph. The landing looks like it's CGI... yes... no?

What's better than a picture of two girls kissing? A picture of three girls kissing!

Generally I like the Coen Brother's movies but I thought No Country For Old Men was one of the most horrible movies in the history of man. During the few months of the year when every magazine did its "best of the decade" feature, Empire magazine said, "in a perfect world, all films would be made by the Coen Brothers." Well, the pair have already tried their hand at noir, gangster film, screwball comedy, romantic comedy, and musicals (to name a few), but what if the Coens had done Star Wars?

lindsay lohan shows her bra and ass in purple.

why women hate strip clubs. or more to the point, who cares?

remember the $72,000 ducati that tom cruise bought? yeah, someone hit him.

Damn Right I Do. Rockin It Old School.

I'm too short to have ever appreciated backetball, but this is balls out hilarious. At 7'2" and 7'8", the Ivan Brothers have unprecedented size and otherworldly raw talent. The biggest men on any campus, they're about to storm the NCAA tournament and get Medieval on March. Chickens in the pen! Chicken in the pen! It's five minutes you won't regret, trust me.

You know what made me laugh? Christina Hendricks -- a natural blonde, by the way -- was recently quoted as saying, "Anytime someone talks about your figure constantly, you get nervous, you get really self-conscious. I was working my butt off on the show, and then all anyone was talking about was my body!" Honey, I hate to break the news to you, but we aren't fascinated with your body, we're fascinated with your enourmous tits. The rest of you could be a cellulite, wart riddled mass, and we wouldn't care. So here's a picture gallery dedicated to Christina Hendrick's enormous tits natural beauty. You're welcome.

The age of modern technology has turned so many women woman with a digital camera and a mirror into wannabe glamour models. The interwebs are littered with videos of booty shaking babes in their bedrooms and self shot mirror pics of the good, the bad and the ugly in various states of nakedness and seductive poses.

If you're a cat person you might want to avoid the most horrifying things found in the homes of "Hoarders". Hint: Hoarders aren't dog people.

Sooo, Chris Brown doing a commercial for Cover Girl makeup... in poor taste?

real-life hurt locker: how bomb-proof suits (are supposed to) work.

big bertha (howitzer), nasa's crawler-transporter, and the principality of sealand.