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July 29, 2015

"This Life's Hard, But It's Harder If You're Stupid." - Steven Keats.

Here's a Sandra Bland related question I've posed to no less than five FB threads and up until this morning, had yet to get anything close to a solid answer on. The encounter usually unfolds something like this: "Thread: Since Bland's traffic stop was completed, it was absolutely wrong/illegal/unprofessional for that cop to ask her to step out of her car." "Ernie: Can you tell me what event qualifies as the legal conclusion of a traffic stop?" "Thread: No, not really." Yet despite this very clear question, everyone instead seems willing to offer an opinion on whether or not the officer was (un)justified or (un)professional or if his request was (il)legal or whether or not she was unfairly delayed. And those are certainly important issues, but they don't answer my question. And this isn't a trick; I don't have some "AH-HA!" trap waiting to spring on the person who gives me the answer. I'm asking an honest question and hoping for an *informed* answer. If Bland's traffic stop was concluded, then the sequence of events must have crossed some sort of legal threshold; I'm merely asking what that threshold was? Or would have been?

Some people have pointed towards this article for the answer, but that raised even more questions. "His right to detain her ended the minute he was done with his traffic investigation and written the ticket or warning. At that point, the detention became unlawful." What does that vague, open-eded statement even mean? Viewed through a wide angle lens I suppose it's true, but I'm looking for the specific event that fulfills both sides obligations. Surely the author can't mean that even while sitting in his patrol car, the instant the officer's pen left his citation booklet, the traffic encounter was concluded. That would be like saying, "a pilot's job is over once he lands the plane." It's not. The instant the plane's wheels tough the tarmac, the pilot doesn't throw his hands up and says, "Okay my job is done what's for lunch?" There's so much more to it. Slowing the plane down, radioing the tower, taxiing off the runway, identifying what gate is his, getting there, shutting down the plane, opening the doors, ushering off all of the passengers, and shutting the doors.

So my question was, did anyone know the actual specific event that signals the legally defined end of a traffic stop? Is it when the driver takes receipt of the citation? Is it when the driver signs the citation? Is it when the officer received back the signed copy? Is it some verbal cue (goodbye, you are free to go, have a nice day, drive safely)? Is it when the officer begins to walk back to his patrol car? Is it when the driver rolls up their window and/or drives away? Eventually, a LEO acquaintance (who shall remain nameless) offered the following answer...

"A Tier 2 encounter ends once the officer concludes the investigative detention. THE SPECIFIC EVENT IS WHEN THE DETAINEE IS GIVEN BACK THEIR PROPERTY, USUALLY ID, AND TOLD THEY ARE FREE TO LEAVE. After the detainee is released. If the citizen elects to converse with the officer, its a Tier 1 (consensual) encounter. At that point, if the officer develops [reasonable articulable suspicion] it becomes Tier 2 again."

Armed with that information, if we review the dash cam footage again, fast-forwarding to the 8:30 mark when the officer exits his patrol car and returns to Bland's drivers side window, he seems to be preparing to return her property (drivers license, insurance, and citation) her when he asks if she is okay and she starts off on her, "I'm waiting on you, this yo job..." tirade. A few seconds after that, it's step out of the car please. So if I interpret both the Tier 2 explanation and the video correctly, the traffic stop was NOT concluded, and the officer was within his discretion to order her out of the vehicle. So I guess here's another painful truth about life: it's also a lot harder when you' act like an asshole. And no, it wasn't John Wayne who originally said that.

Now if I were to challenge you to find this sign, it would be way too easy. A quick Google search for "route 1 mile marker 0" and you're staring at this. No real challenge there, amirite? So instead I'm going to challenge you to find this guard shack; and pay attention to the square steps that lead up to it.

Something I need in my life: a portable pizza oven that cooks pizza in 118 seconds. You're welcome.

Morrison's Cafeterias was a chain of cafeteria-style restaurants, located in the Southeastern United States with a concentration of locations in Georgia and Florida. Generally found in shopping malls, Morrison's primary competition was Piccadilly Cafeterias. It was particularly popular in Florida, with its high proportion of retirees. At its peak, the company was synonymous with good southern cooking and operated 151 restaurants under the Morrison's name in 13 states. By the mid-1990s, the new restaurant concepts — particularly Ruby Tuesday — were doing far better than the original cafeteria chain. Because of this, Morrison's decided to split the company into three new firms: Morrison's Fresh Cooking, the cafeteria chain including Ruby Tuesday and other casual dining concepts; and Morrison Health Care, which took over the food contracts for hospitals.

Hi Ernie, I believe these batteries are made by GP a Battery Giant in Hong Kong. I thought these were the GP1300 rechargeable but I think now the GP 2300 series is it, as it does not have a yellow stripe in the green . Cheers Man, Randy

Older style GP NiMH batteries. Mark

...vs...

hi ernie. those look like duracell rechargables to me. Lyn

Those yellow and green batteries are Duracell rechargeables. Brad

Well, we're going to have to go to the photo finish on this one, since the race is too close to call. If we CSI-ZOOM-AND-ENHANCE the original image, I see what appear to be four characters/letters/symbols on the green portion of the battery. Not clearly enough to be legible -- although the character closest to the yellow portion does look like a "1" which certainly lends weight to the GP1300 theory -- but regardless, certainly four of something. Based upon that, I'm going to declare Randy and Mark the winners on this one. But you know, these pillars somehow look familiar. Didn't we just have a challenge for this location?

The Zastava PAP Semi-automatic rifle is a series of modern sporting rifles manufactured in Serbia by Zastava Arms company, and based upon the modified Soviet AK-47 and AKM assault rifles. he receiver of the M70 is 1.5 mm thick, compared to the 1 mm thick receiver of the AKM, making it more rigid. Likewise, the barrel is not chrome-lined, making it more accurate than a standard AKM, but at the cost of increased susceptibility to corrosion thus requiring more frequent cleaning. The third generation O-PAP M70 uses double stack magazines, bulged "RPK" trunnion, M-21 side rail, and comes with oiled surplus furniture. And it's a pretty sweet deal for only $574 plus shipping.

The Pembroke Welsh Corgi, is a herding dog breed, which originated in Pembrokeshire, Wales. They descend from the line that is the northern spitz-type dog; yet the corgi is one of the smallest dogs in the Herding Group. Pembroke Welsh Corgis are famed for being the preferred breed of Queen Elizabeth II, who has owned more than 30 during her reign. These dogs have been favored by British royalty for more than seventy years. The Pembroke Welsh Corgi has erect ears, and proportional to the equilateral triangle of the head. They should also be firm, medium in size, and tapered slightly to a rounded point. Pembroke Welsh Corgis can compete in dog agility trials, obedience, showmanship, flyball, and tracking and herding events. Pembrokes have an average life expectancy of 12–15 years.



July 28, 2015

According To A Former President, Those Gorillas Are NOT Having Sex.

DJ Hero is a music video game, developed by FreeStyleGames and published by Activision as a rhythm game spin-off of the Guitar Hero franchise. It was released on October 27, 2009 in North America and on October 29, 2009 in Europe. The game is based on turntablism, the act of creating a new musical work from one or more previously recorded songs using record players and sound effect generators, and features 94 remixes of two different songs from a selection of over 100 different songs across numerous genres. However, the game did not perform as strongly as expected by industry analysts, believed to be due to the waning interest in music games during 2009; regardless, DJ Hero was stated to be the highest-grossing new intellectual property of 2009 in North America.

An autopsy is a highly specialized surgical procedure that consists of a thorough examination of a corpse to determine the cause and manner of death and to evaluate any disease or injury that may be present. It is usually performed by a specialized medical doctor called a pathologist. Post-mortem examination, or necropsy, is far more common in veterinary medicine than in human medicine. For many species that exhibit few external symptoms, or that are not suited to detailed clinical examination -- poultry, cage birds, zoo animals -- it is a common method used by veterinarians to come to a diagnosis.

So what's included in the $999 ISIS Hunting Kit? I'll tell you: a Xena-15 Gen4 AR-15 rifle with two 30-round magazines ad a Plano molded hard case, a tactical vest/plater carrier with Line-X Coated Plates, a mesh patch cap, three mag pouches, gloves, and a GO FUCK YOURSELF patch. Money well spent, I say. I'm surprise they don't include directions to your nearest recruiting station.

So far, no one has been able to find this shirt for sale in red, just the green one available on the Stones' website.

Hey Ernie. Those cups are sold wholesale to the food service industry. If you're lucky enough to have a food service store (i.e. - Gordon's Food Service/Henry Lee) near you, you may be able to find them. Here's a link I found. P.S. - The company I work for produces the brochures for Kal-Clear's distributors. Skip

That would be Bourbon Novelties (now Closed) at 522 Bourbon Street, going by the red brick building next door. And for "findthisnewsstand" that is Casey Parker, and I have found almost every public location in Los Angeles, except for the newstand photo. Rick

Huh, I can't say that I ever recall seeing yellow and green batteries before. I wonder what company makes them?

Three years ago, the news that the French Senate on Monday approved a bill which will make it illegal to deny that the mass killing of Armenians in 1915 in the Ottoman Empire was genocide has infuriated the Turkish establishment, which has threatened France with permanent sanctions. Online political magazine Liberation suggested that the bill was "not entirely free of ulterior electoral motives considering that there is a 500,000-strong French Armenian community in France". An article by Elsa Sabado and Francois Wenz-Dumas published on the paper's website added that the vote casts doubt on the Senate's effectiveness in preventing laws that are inspired by short-term interests and may be unconstitutional.

Would you rather take a punch to the face, or a spinning heel kick to the groin?

Sealed-hull kayaks were developed for leisure use, as derivatives of surfboards for challenging surf conditions. Increasingly, manufacturers build leisure 'sit-on-top' variants of extreme sports kayaks, typically using polyethylene to ensure strength and affordability, often with a skeg for directional stability. Paddle into the sunset in this great Islander Tropic II Tandem Kayak, made for beginning-to-advanced paddlers. Sitting on top lets you feel less confined than in a regular kayak, and is more stable than you would expect.


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July 27, 2015

The Sign So Elegantly Crafted, Makes Me Wonder How Often This Happened?

You can learn a lot about life by observing another species. That's what Humphrey the Hampster was told when he was first brought to Room 26. In addition to having FUN-FUN-FUN in class, each weekend this amazing hamster gets to sleep over with a different student. Soon Humphrey learns to read, write, and even shoot rubber bands. With lots of friends to help, adventures to enjoy, and a cage with a lock-that-doesn't- lock, Humphrey's life is almost perfect. If only the teacher, Mrs. Brisbane, wasn't out to get him! With a fresh voice and an engaging, hamster's-eye view of school, families, and treats to hide in a cheek pouch, Betty G. Birney's book The World According to Humphrey will elicit laughter and a new appreciation for classroom hamsters everywhere.

As if Trainwreck wasn't already bad enough to make you want to kill someone, turns out there is a scene where Amy Schumer had the sex with John Cena. You are NOT welcome. In fact, I apologize profusely.

Rice Krispies is a breakfast cereal marketed by Kellogg's in 1927 and released to the public in 1928. Rice Krispies are made of crisped rice, and expand forming very thin and hollowed out walls that are crunchy and crisp. When milk is added to the cereal the walls tend to collapse, creating the famous "Snap, crackle and pop" sounds. Snap! Crackle! and Pop!, the animated cartoon mascots for Rice Krispies, were created by illustrator Vernon Grant in the 1930s. The original gnome-like Snap! first appeared in 1933 on a package of Kellogg's Rice Krispies. Crackle! and Pop! came later, and since 1939, the three have been together in many forms of advertising, including radio, movie shorts, and comic strips. An updated version of the elf-like Snap, Crackle, and Pop appeared for the first time on television in 1960; before that it was advertised by Woody Woodpecker.

Okay StreetVieweers, let's get StreetViewing. Today's challenge takes you to the beer and vomit soakes streets of New Orleans where you are looking for a red bar with blue and purple banners hanging out front.

Took a while to find one with the sign and correct color scheme behind it. It seems that it has been remodeled since the photo. Cheers, Randy

Super easy- Downtown Chicago. -Wingnut

The up skirt flasher is at the Downtown Chicago Rainforest Cafe. Also seen here. Cheers - Paul

See, this is why subject knowledge is important. Little did I know that all of the gorilla benches that adorn the outside of s Rainforest Cafe have plaques next to them noting what city they're in. For example: Fisherman's Warf in San Francisco and MGM Grand in Las Vegas. So the letter C in this plaque certainly narrowed down the search for many of you, meanwhile I focused on the diagonal lines stamped into the concrete below the bench, until I eventually stumbled upon the right one in Chicago.

Bring Me the Horizon are a British rock band from Sheffield, Yorkshire, England. In November 2009, Bring Me the Horizon released a remixed version of Suicide Season, titled Suicide Season: Cut Up! Musicians and producers featured on the album include Ben Weinman, Skrillex, L'Amour La Morgue, Utah Saints and Shawn Crahan. Musically, the album incorporates many different genres; including electronica, drum and bass, hip-hop and dubstep. The hip-hop elements are found in Travis McCoy's remix of Chelsea Smile -- including the lyrics "We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. They drown us out at sea. I look up to the sky, there may be nothing there to see. But if I don't believe in him, why would he believe in me?" -- while the dubstep style of the record has been acknowledged in tracks from Tek-one and Skrillex.

I can't figure out what the rest of this vertical sign is supposed to read... it is "-PITA CH-" or perhap "-PITACH-"? Any ieas?

Ernie, Not sure if you have seen the XM42 before but worth a look. Johnny Dare out of Kansas City has been talking about them for the last few days and they are pretty cool. He is a pretty big fan of flame throwers. Thought you might like to take a look. Kyle

Ernie. That home invasion up in Bradenton? They got em. Joseph

And it looks like the prosecutor is going to seek the death penalty. Good, rip their fucking heads off. And kids, if you're going to skin it, don't skin it until you have to. It should be your last resort, not your first. And when you do skin it, be fully prepared to use the damned thing. If what the guy said is true, about usually carrying a .357 Magnum, he'd be missing half of his ass and all of his twig-and-berries. Hopefully, Mr. McAuliffe will be spending some serios time in jail this go round.

Grupo Modelo is a large brewery in Mexico owned by Belgian-Brazilian company Anheuser-Busch InBev. It has 63% of the Mexican beer market, and exports beer to most countries of the world. Its export brands include Corona, Modelo, and Pacífico. Negra Modelo is a 5.4% abv Vienna lager first brewed in Mexico by Austrian immigrants, and was introduced as a draft beer in 1926. Negra Modelo comes in an unusually shaped, wide brown bottle with a trademark gold label. The full name of the beer is Cerveza Negra Modelo. The word "modelo" means "model" or "example" in Spanish. "Negra" means "black" or "dark" and modifies "cerveza."


July 25, 2015

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

old and busted: using photoshop to look thinner. the new hotness: using photoshop to look younger

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