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February 25, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

If The Planets Were The Same Distance As The Moon
this poor pooch was vicously attacked. he's good now but... GRAPHIC WARNING.
it's so hot outside this bulldog melted
10+ Powerful NSFW Photos From The 2017 Birth Photo Competition Prove That Moms Are Badass
play stream master (flow free)
more kid friendly
Rescue of a giant dog who didn't know how to ask for help
When You play dodgeball with a Softball pitcher
as many rights as a gun
This hitler nonsense...
USS Nimitz, the USS Bonhomme Richard and USS John C Stennis
One Of The Most Stunning Drone Videos I've Ever Seen
ISIS execute a 15-year-old boy by beheading after he is caught listening to western music in Iraq
Rampaging bull elephant chases Jeep for more than 1-1/2 miles
Why It's Illegal for Prisoners to Masturbate

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Kamila Hansen Topless in Lui Magazine!

February 24, 2017

Holy Shit Snacks, Am I ready For This Weekend.

Oregon's Universal Background Check, after a full year of failure, is now the embodiment of political corruption.

For smaller devices such as digital cameras, smartphones, and tablet computers, various smaller connectors have been used – the USB-standard first introduced the Mini-USB connectors in April 2000, and then the Micro-USB connectors in January 2007. Micro-USB connectors are approximately half the thickness, enabling their integration into thinner portable devices. The thinner Micro-USB connectors were introduced to replace the Mini connectors in devices manufactured since May 2007, including smartphones, personal digital assistants, and cameras. The Micro plug design is rated for at least 10,000 connect-disconnect cycles, which is more than the Mini plug design. The Micro connector is also designed to reduce the mechanical wear on the device; instead the easier-to-replace cable is designed to bear the mechanical wear of connection and disconnection.

Since 1993, JUICE magazine has been dedicated to the core of skateboarding, surfing and punk rock with a focus on in-depth interviews by the icons of skate, surf and punk rock culture. The JUICE magazine crew includes a line-up of surf & skate legends, and the honest approach of their stories and photos make JUICE more than just a magazine. JUICE is committed to giving credit to the true pioneers and innovators of skateboarding, surfing and music and keeping it punk.

Hey Ernie: Dodger Stadium does have many access roads but I think only 1 has 4 crosswalks in the intersection. That would be the Sunset gate at the intersection of Vin Scully Avenue and Stadium Way. Best google view I could get was this one. Martov

That looks like the intersection of Stadium way and Vin Scully Ave. Rick

Clinton Anderson is a natural horsemanship practitioner born in the United States and raised in Australia. Upon returning to America as an adult he created a training program known as "Downunder Horsemanship". He is featured in a number of magazine articles on horse training, has written a book about his methods titled, "Lessons Well Learned: Why My Method Works for Any Horse." Anderson is a clinician who tours the United States, and has a television program, as well as an internet TV presence.

I like breakfast. I like pastries. I like coffeee. Show me where can I find them all together in one place.

I can't believe I found my second one! Lovely backside is across the street from 918 Ocean beach, in what wold be sunny FL if it wasn't night. Thanks, JC

Recognized the decor immediately. The lit up palm trees are in Miami Beach by the Fat Tuesday. Here's the street view. Still kind of miss the old stick figures. Darryll

FRIDAY FLICK: "We kill people. He figured out how to do it without ever being in the same room. It was his gift, and he was the best. One time, we're tasking this tricky target. I mean, we're usin' cruise missiles and Predators, and we even had a B-2 Bomber flatten this guy's villa with JDAM. Alright, we're burnin' up millions in ordnance and we're gettin' nowhere with this guy. So we call Clyde, and we ask him to solve our problem. Clyde develops a Kevlar thread with a high-tech ratchet made of carbon fiber. Put it in a necktie. Two days later, Mrs. Bad Guy comes home, finds Mr. Bad Guy dead on the bathroom tile, choked to death. What I'm sayin' is, just assume that this guy can hear and see everything that you're doing. If he's in jail, it's because he wants to be in jail. He's a born tactician. Every move that he makes, it means something. That cellmate that he killed, what, you think that was random? No. That's a pawn being moved off the board. If I were you, I'd be lookin' for the next piece. Anybody who had anything to do with that case, he's gonna be comin' after you."

Oh, and I almost forgot. Identify these three alcoholic beverages for me.

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Beagle Puppy Scares the Crap Out of Napping Cat
Husband posts heartfelt message to wife carrying baby without brain to full term
What It's Like to Hold Your Own Heart
A.T.F. Filled Secret Bank Account With Millions From Shadowy Cigarette Sales
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Slay Your Poo-Stink with the Golden Fart of a Mystic Unicorn
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R2D2 With A Voice: Star Wars - A New Hope
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February 23, 2017

After Eighteen Days of Hot Snakes, I Had My First Semi-Solid Poo This Morning. Hurray!

The Kansas City Chiefs are known for their unique "KC" arrowhead logo and red and white uniforms, both almost unchanged since the franchise's relocation in 1963. From 1960 to 1962, the team was known as the Dallas Texans and had very similar team logos and uniforms. When the Texans began playing in 1960, the team's logo consisted of the state of Texas in white with a yellow star marking the location of the city of Dallas. The state of Texas on the team's helmet was replaced by an arrowhead design originally sketched by Lamar Hunt on a napkin. Hunt's inspiration for the interlocking "KC" design was the "SF" inside of an oval on the San Francisco 49ers helmets. Kansas City's overlapping initials appear inside a white arrowhead instead of an oval and are surrounded by a thin black outline

In 1945 at the age of 29 Leonard Shoen co-founded U-Haul with his wife, Anna Mary Carty, in the town of Ridgefield, Washington, with an investment of $5,000.[4] He began building rental trailers and splitting the fees for their use with gas station owners who he franchised as agents. He developed one-way rentals and enlisted investors as partners in each trailer as methods of growth. By 1955 there were more than 10,000 U-Haul trailers on the road, and the brand was nationally known. Because of the company's ubiquity -- there are now over 16,000 active dealers across the country -- the name is sometimes used as a genericized trademark to refer to the services of any rental company. Rent a U-Haul pickup truck starting at just 19.95, and extended miles, week and month long rates also available)

All right, just kind of weird. I found this photo labelled, "taken in the entrance to the Encore," but hell if I can find a similar photo verifying its location. So, just boobs, I guess.

Your Seattle Solstice parade goer was walking down Leary Way at NW 39th street, thats Ventilation Power Cleaning Inc. in the background. RJ

You're going to need to get to City Center's south tower to save the chained lady. That is the Mariott's Grand Chateau and Gucci to the left, with the dead give away being the MGM Grand Casino to the right. Dennis

While Lake Berryessa's aptly named Glory Hole spillway is not some spiraling portal to another dimension, it is a giant water funnel that gets rid of excess water that could cause flooding over the Monticello Dam. As California has been experiencing drought, this is the first time in nearly ten years that the Glory Hole Spillway has opened up and is flowing again. Which begs the question, could one survive a trip over and make it down to the bottom of the Glory Hole? Eh, probably not.

Don't you just hate how cravings creep up and ruin the diet that you have carefully sustained for what seems an eternity? When we crave for something, we know that giving in isn't helpful to our weight loss goals. Sometimes we can hold our resolve and dismiss the urge but often the desire to indulge is just so intense that it overwhelms our drive to stick to your diet. If these two chicks got a hankering for some fresh baked cookies, where should they go?

Hey Ernie, once again you say something is impossible and so I have to find it. I agree, the phone number is illegible on the photo you posted, but I found another one that seemed a bit clearer. I was able to see the number as (816) 214 XXXX. Some googling brought up a property management site in Kansas City, MO called Celtic Properties. The logos matched up, but they don't have a property that looks like that one on their site. Hmm, so I know the building is in KC, but have no additional information. To narrow it down, the shadows are coming towards the camera, so this street must be North/South. The street is also four lane with parking and no center turn lane. This narrows it down a bit, so I start going through Google Maps looking for streets that fit this profile. I come across Troost Avenue, start just south of University of Missouri and head north. After a couple of (virtual) miles, I find this: 3525 Troost Ave, Kansas City, Missouri. Mark (SPC Army, Separated)

Ahhh, the ol impossible photo challenge, eh? So find this windmill, smart guy! And no, this isn't it.

Registered nurses promote and restore health, prevent illness, and protect the people entrusted to their care. They work to alleviate the suffering experienced by individuals, families, groups and communities. In so doing, nurses provide services that maintain respect for human dignity and embrace the uniqueness of each patient and the nature of his or her health problems, without restriction with regard to social or economic status. To maximize the contributions nurses make to society, it is necessary to protect the dignity and autonomy of nurses in the workplace. Similar to the Patient's Bill of Rights, the Nurses' Bill of Rights, while not a contract, is a mechanism for understanding and addressing the concerns of nurses in their practice environments.

1976 3/4 ton Dodge Van 360 ci. Auto Air Cruse 62,000 miles - $3400
Off-Road Motorcycle Cliff Riding
Over-inflating Footballs In Super Slow Motion
Bangkok Motorcyclists Have Close Call With Speeding Bus
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Guy With Tourettes Reads 3 Blind Mice
where babies are made not served
This 10-Hour Recording of Arctic Icebreaker Noises is the Year's Best Ambient Album
my dog became a super villain
when you're bored at work
1970 Chevelle 383 Stroker vs 2009 mustang GT
nice day for a skate
Massachusetts police end 'High Five Friday' at schools after complaints
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Nina Leigh Stripping in Her Hotel Room
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Elsa Hosk Nip Slip and See Through at a Photo Shoot!
Christiana Cinn on FTV MILFs

February 22, 2017

Once Again, My House is Mine.

There are five main types of indoor carpet, with each best known for its unique appearance based on how the carpet is cut and woven. Dense, looped strands which make the carpet ideal for high traffic areas such as living rooms, hallways and recreation rooms. Looped carpet presents a simple, clean look. Made with varying loop and cut heights that provide an upscale and sophisticated look, patterned carpeting is recommended for formal living rooms and dining rooms. Made from long, crimped yarns; textured carpet offers a smooth surface for an open look. It is often recommended for high traffic areas such as living rooms and hallways. High, twisted yarns present a “knobby” appearance that brings a modern and stylish look to your bedrooms, sitting rooms and offices. Available in many different style types and colors, carpet tiles are an easy, low maintenance carpet option for any commercial setting. You should choose a style that fits your own décor.

One of the more popular spots to go golf-carting is wherever sand dunes or scrub brush may be. The desert or at the beach, sand dunes are the closest thing to an golf cart roller coaster as you can get and far more fun and entertaining. Sand dunes are not only a great place to hide but almost act like a cloak of invisibility. So get a flag that stretches at least eight-feet tall from the ground to the mast so others can see you. Yeah those flags may look like something you had on your bike as a kid but you don't want to ride off without one. Besides, most state sanction parks require the use of a safety flag, anyway.

Ross Department Store was first opened in San Bruno, California, in 1950 by Morris "Morrie" Ross. Morris would work 85 hours a week doing all of the buying and bookkeeping for his department store. In 1958 Ross sold his store to William Isaacson to become a residential and commercial real estate developer.Isaacson built the company to six stores, located in San Bruno, Pacifica, Novato, Vacaville, Redwood City, and Castro Valley. In 1982 a group of investors, including Mervin Morris, founder of the Mervyns chain of department stores, purchased the six Ross Department Stores in San Francisco, changed the format to off-price retail units, and within three years rapidly expanded the chain to 107 stores under Stuart Moldaw and Don Rowlett. By the end of 1995 the Ross Dress For Less chain reached an annual sales of $1.4 billion with 292 stores in 18 states.

Ernie, This is the location of the Board and Brew girl from today's post. Can I get a little street cred for finding this? I have never been mentioned on your site. This will be my cherry popping. Board & Brew, Coastal Carlsbad 201 Oak Ave, Carlsbad, CA 92008 Later, James

Hey stranger, Got hurt last week, laid up in bed for a couple of weeks and I get to see you regularly again. With tweens running around I have to limit the times when I get to read Ehowa but being home alone the next couple of weeks means I get to see you again daily. The Burgers & Brews you seek is in Carlsbad, CA, here. Sorry to hear about Ike. Good luck on your own recovery. Rob

Hi Ernie! The palm trees gave me a clue that she was near the beach. I googled subzero ice cream and got lucky on my first click. The lovely lady giving us under-boob action is at the Board and Brew next to the Subzero ice cream at : 201 Oak Ave, Suite D , Carlsbad California 92008. Here is the street view. Also, a few weeks back you posted a link to a guy that goes on gofund me or kickstarter and uses other ideas and produces them in China. Could you resend me the link? Take care, Eric R.

You know, had the original photographer taken the sun's glare into account, I might have been able to challenge you to find where this apartment was for rent. But since he didn't and the sign is illegible, I'll instead as you to find these lit up palm trees. Oh, and the kickstarter guy is here.

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Audi's four rings, explained
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Student driver backs over motorcycle at intersection
this dog saw his chance and took it
TSA allows Kennedy Airport passengers to walk through security checkpoint without being screened
Can A Condom Protect You From An Electric Shock?
what the fuck did i just watch
LEGO Head Projectile Test #1 (40 S&W)
Jackie Cruz Silver Dollar Sized Areolas in Windowed Bikini Top
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Sarah McDonald in a White Swimsuit!
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Two Sexy Sluts Wrestle Each Other To Submission

February 21, 2017

Second PICC Line Bandage Change Today: 18 Doses Down, 24 To Go.

The de Havilland Canada DHC-6 Twin Otter, currently marketed as the Viking Air DHC-6 Twin Otter, is a Canadian 19-passenger STOL (Short Takeoff and Landing) utility aircraft developed by de Havilland Canada and currently produced by Viking Air. The aircraft's fixed tricycle undercarriage, STOL abilities, and high rate of climb have made it a successful cargo, regional passenger airliner and Medevac aircraft. In addition, the Twin Otter has been popular with commercial skydiving operations, and is used by the United States Army Parachute Team and the United States Air Force's 98th Flying Training Squadron. Twin Otters could be delivered directly from the factory with floats, skis, or tricycle landing gear fittings, making them adaptable bush planes for remote and northern areas.

The Fremont Solstice Parade is an annual event produced in June by the Fremont Arts Council, a non-profit organization based in the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle, Washington that supports the arts and artists in and around the city. It is a Mardi-Gras styled, entirely human powered event that is distinguished from mainstream public parades by its unusual rules. These four rules are 'No written words, signage or recognizable logos; No motorized vehicles (except wheelchairs); no live animals (except guide animals); and no functional weapons. If you can follow the parade map, you should be able to find out exactly where this Solstice Parade goer was carrying her bag.

Pretty sure that the ginger about to burn bum on the metal chair is on Pier 14 in San Fransisco. Glen

Hey Ernie! Glad to hear you're feeling better. The young ginger in question is standing at the end of pier 14 on The Embarcadero in San Francisco. The clock tower in the background is the San Francisco Ferry terminal. Keep 'em coming, Jimbo

Women have multiple challenges carrying a firearm. Many of those challenges are due to the curves and shorter waists of the female body. Concealed carry for women has some additional issues that only exacerbate the already challenging problem of finding holsters that can be worn comfortably, discreetly, safely and allow for effective access to the gun should the need arise. Most holsters are designed by men for a man's body and for clothing styles designed for men. Clothing styles and options that accommodate concealed carry are limited, which only adds to the problems and frustrations. For some women, the combination of these challenges makes typical methods of concealed carry so uncomfortable and frustrating that they give up trying.

During the day, when you look in the room through the window, you can clearly see what happens outside. At night when it's dark outside, but there's light inside, you look in the window but it becomes a mirror. That's becausae glass reflects about 4% of incident light per surface, so you get about 8% reflection from a pane of glass in air (4% from front edge and 4% from back edge). Usually the light coming from outside is so bright that you dont notice the reflection, but if you are in a lighted room at night, and it is dark outside, the reflection will be the brightest thing on the window pane and you will see it. So you'll have to determine what's real and what's reflection in order to save this poor chained lady from her captors.

Ernie, the redheaded naturalist is standing in the parking lot behind what was the North Hills Car Wash in Granada Hills CA. Although I don't think she's a natural redhead. I mean, why shave away the proof? Just saying. This one was tough because the carwash closed a few years back; so no hits on “*Hills Car Wash” in CA (CA license plate on car + the local fauna). It has since been renamed to “North Star Car Wash”. Here's the Yelp reference and the Google view. –Fish

This was North Hills car wash, now "North Star car wash" 10315 Balboa Blvd Granada Hills, Ca. More pictures here. Rick

Dodger Stadium is a baseball park located in the Elysian Park neighborhood of Los Angeles, the home field of the Los Angeles Dodgers, the city's Major League Baseball franchise. Opened 55 years ago on April 10, 1962, it was constructed in less than three years at a cost of $23 million, financed by private sources. Currently the oldest ballpark in MLB west of the Mississippi River, and third-oldest overall, after Fenway Park in Boston (1912) and Wrigley Field in Chicago (1914), Dodger Stadium is the largest MLB stadium by seat capacity. As such, it has many access roads, so I'd like you to find the one where this red car was stopped.

Le Chat Noir was a nineteenth-century entertainment establishment, in the bohemian Montmartre district of Paris. It opened on 18 November 1881 at 84 Boulevard de Rochechouart by the impresario Rodolphe Salis, and closed in 1897 not long after Salis' death, much to the disappointment of Picasso and others who looked for it when they came to Paris for the Exposition in 1900. Le Chat Noir is thought to be the first modern cabaret; a nightclub where the patrons sat at tables and drank alcoholic beverages while being entertained by a variety show on stage. The acts were introduced by a master of ceremonies who interacted with well-known patrons at the tables. Perhaps best known now by its iconic Théophile Steinlen poster art, in its heyday Le Chat Noir was a bustling nightclub that was part artist salon, part rowdy music hall.

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