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Ernie's House of Whoop Ass!
October 9, 2015

After The Arcade Pic Yesterday, Playing The Classic Pac-Man Always Makes Me Nostalgic.

A cabana is a temporary, seasonal, or permanent free standing shade structure with adjustable curtains or shades; and/or decorative drapes or solid walls; all on one or more sides. These are often at beach clubs, or adjacent to swimming pools at resorts and hotels, and in private gardens. These are often small rooms with ground-level porches that have chairs and lounges for relaxation and dining as well as storage for chairs, umbrellas and surfboards or other beach or pool playthings.

Turns out both me and Marty McFly think it's the Cubs' year!

FRIDAY FLICK: "Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! And by the way, Mama. "Alligators" are ornery 'cause of their "Medula Oblongata"! And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! "

Is double parked Camaro at the Publix shopping center on Northlake in North Palm Beach? Best Regards, Jason

[Ernie says: it is not. Pay particular attention to the white triangular trusses under the eave, and also to the round arch on the street side of the first 'tower'.

Ernie, The picture looks like it was taken in the parking lot across the street from the Dania Jai Alai, in Dania, Fl. Regards, Jeff

BINGO! In fact, if you swing out to view the plaze from the road -- holy shit, how many fucking trees are there? -- here's the street side arch. Well played! But since there's really no way to know which of the two stores this shirt was bought from, I'll have to ask you to show me where this towel came from instead.

Scene It? is a DVD game series created by Screenlife, in which players answer trivia questions about films or pop culture. The games were first developed to be played with questions read from trivia cards or viewed on a television from an included DVD or based on clips from movies, TV shows, music videos, sports and other popular culture phenomena. Scene It? was made available as a mobile game for iPhone, iPad, on Xbox 360, PlayStation and Wii as well as two social media games on Facebook.

Hey Ernie, Been a fan since the stick men...blah,blah,blah. A couple of years ago I asked you about a nice conceal carry pistol and you made a good write-up on it. (I went with the Smith Bodyguard with laser, btw) . This time, I was wondering about a home defense shotgun. My budget is around $ 750. Whatcha think ? Randy

What? The Benelli M4 H2O is out of the question? This is bullshit! Okay, okay. Actually, there was a time when I would have pointed you in the pump-action shotgun direction -- hence the Mossberg 500 and 590 I own -- but I've now used some semi-auotomatic shotguns enough to have more confidence in their reliability. Well, let me clarify. About five minutes I read your email, I stumbled across this ad for a Molot VEPR-12 that comes with a case of shells for $699. I wanted to jokingly offer that up as my suggestion, but thought I'd sound like the I'd sound like the get-him-a-body bag kid. I have something very similar (Saiga 12) and I consider it more novelty and would not consider either a good home defense weapon.

So what gets my vote for a nice and tidy $750 budget? Easy peasy, that'll be the Mossberg 930 SPX; it's shorter 18.5" barrel is good for moving around the confines of a home, it holds 7+1, and like I said I've found a new respect for the ease of use and reliability of autoloading shotguns. The guys at Truthaboutguns did a pretty in depth review; in one of the videos you watch the guy cycle through 7 different loads, from low brass birdshot to high brass slugs, all without a hitch. These guys has a pretty favorable review, as well. The TAG listed its MSRP at $600, but that was a few years ago -- the best price I can find now is for about $625 + shipping to your FFL, unless you are okay wiuth desert tan. That leaves you about $100 left over to grab a model specific mount and a flashlight with a remote pressure switch that you can toggle with your thumb. is the coolest webcam site on the web. definitely NSFW.

October 8, 2015

Meanwhile, The Last Of The Skilled Jobs Are Being Shipped Overseas Thanks To TPP.

An shitfaced college student walked into the UCONN's student union Sunday night and demanded bacon-jalapeno mac and cheese. Now, 19-year-old Luke Gatti has gained viral fame after a 9-minute video of his tirade, and subsequent arrest, was posted on YouTube Monday night. But was it all worth it? Turns out, it may have been.

The Ms. Pac-Man/Galaga Arcade Cabinet Class of 1983 Arcade Size Home Edition is an authentic reproduction of the original game, now made specifically for home use! It is identical to the original coin-operated versions without the need for coins. Play Ms. Pac-Man and Galaga and unlock 4 bonus games: Pac-Man, Speedy Pac-Man, Speedy Ms. Pac-Man, and Rapid Fire Galaga.

Meet Kim Anami. She lifts weights with her vagina -- with pics -- and she's about to embark on the European leg of her world tour. You're welcome.

A claymore is the Scottish variant of the late medieval two-handed longsword. It is characterised as having a cross hilt of forward-sloping quillons with quatrefoil terminations. As a broad, heavy weapon the swords were seen as a symbol of physical strength and prowess, and a link to the historic Highland way of life. Although these swords were no longer recognizable as the historical claymore they were the broadsword of that era and so were referred to using that same word. Claymores remained in service with Scottish regiments into the 19th century.

Okay, the first of two photo challenges is kinda easy. Where is loitering on walkovers prohibited?

The Statue is the original from Lenningrad, which was relocated from the Soviet Union and reinstalled in Fremont, the center of Seattle, Washington which is the known center of the universe as anyone from Fremont will tell you. Specifically, every year to celebrate the Summer Solstice they have a huge nude bike ride. It makes for interesting sex talk between children watching along the side of the street and their parents since its a parade.

[Bzzzzt, nope! Pay attention to the arctitecture of the white block building in the background...]

Hey Ernie. Still working in the lady in the hat logo, but the statue one was easy for me, had a photo already of it. I believe it is Maj Gen Sir Henry Havelock, located at Trafalgar square. Keep em coming, and take pity on us poor bastards still living near Niagara Falls this winter! Ray

The second photo challenge is a bit tougher, as I want you to identify this castle. Or is that considered a keep?

Well lookee lookee at what came in the mail yesterday, my weenie little credit card knives. They are for the most part, as advertised and exactly as people described them. I wouldn't count on more than maybe, eh, 30-40 opening/closings before I'd start to worrk about the plastic creases starting to break, but for in-a-pinch-better-than-nothing, I'll take it. But yes, for daily carry I'd recommend carrying a more robust knife.

For those who want to take care of their line but without sacrificing pleasure, Nestle Sveltesse yogurts are light and yet are delicious.

Hey Ernie, The Souvenir Stand is at Terrasse Kahlenberg north of Vienna, no Street View, but I found this sight with a similar photo and GPS coordinates to verify the spot. . And more of her here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Hey Ernie, A couple of weeks ago you put up the method to search the 2015 archives. I saw it and said yeah, I'll keep this aside for future use. Well that never happened. Would you mind either putting that up on the web page again to replying back to this email with it? Thanks a long time fan, Pete

Actually I managed to fix the archive script, so the list is updating again. Regardless, the search option searches everything from 2001 right up until midnight last night. Ans no dice on the double parked Camaro; other than to tell you the shopping mall looks very Florida'esque.

The Festival of Lights in Lyon, France expresses gratitude toward Mary, mother of Jesus on December 8 of each year. This uniquely Lyonnaise tradition dictates that every house place candles along the outsides of all the windows to produce a spectacular effect throughout the streets. The festival includes other activities based on light and usually lasts four days, with the peak of activity occurring on the 8th. The two main focal points of activity are typically the Basilica of Fourvière which is lit up in different colours, and the Place des Terreaux, which hosts a different light show each year. Nowadays, the festival draws 3 to 4 million people each year and several books have been published showcasing the light photography.

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October 7, 2015

Well, Shit.

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October 6, 2015

Well, That Didn't Take Long, Now Did It?

Hysterical media aside, in 2013 there were 8,454 homicides committed with a firearm. Of those law enforcement estimates 80% of those are gang and/or drug related, and most of which occur in large urban environments like Chicago and Detroit. (See: War on Drugs) That means for every day people like you and me -- who aren't defending our drug corners in today's inner cities -- we have a (1,690 non-gang/drug related homicides / 318,900,000 US population = 0.000530% chance) of being killed with a firearm. That's a 1:188,700 chance; so over any given year you statistically have a greater chance of meeting your demise at the foot of a flight of stairs (1:180,000) or on the seat of a bicycle (1:140,000) than you do the business end of a firearm.

Can anyone who reads Finnish tell me if APO Base Cream is a good treatment for sunburn? I'm asking for a friend.

Back when I was a DOOM playing fool -- and I mean the original DOOM -- I was so familiar with all of the maps on all of the levels, that all you had to do was show me a screen capture from anywhere in the game, and I could tell you exactly where you were and where you had to go to complete that level. It was like second nature to me. Even now when I fire up the ol Doom 95 on occasion, I'll choose a random map and my fingers kind of take over the keyboard. It's like riding a bicycle, I guess. So, can any of you Super Mario players tell me anything about which game or level this girl is working on?

ALSO! Cabela's has .22 ammo in stock -- check out what I grabbed up this morning plus got it all shipped for a measly $5 bucks. If you get moving, you might be able to grab some, too.

Ernie, The whiteboard could not have been updated in 2010 as April 2nd fell on a Friday that year. April 2nd didn't fall on a Monday until 2012. Cheers! Jason

Hi Ernie, the white fire hydrant... Found it, here ya go! Mark

The Apollo 15 Lunar Surface Chronograph, being put up for auction by RR Auction, is a Bulova Chronograph that served as a backup for Scott's officially issued Omega watch. Following a long journey to the moon and back again, it can now be yours, if you've got what it takes to be the highest bidder.

Bath salts, when used in their natural, pure form, contain many beneficial minerals and nutrients that keep your skin smooth, soft, and supple. Some of the minerals found in bath salts include magnesium, potassium, calcium, bromide, and of course, sodium. These minerals are easily absorbed into our pores and are known to cleanse and purify our skin on a molecular level, improving your skin's radiance, tone, and texture. Magnesium helps us fight stress and combat fatigue; calcium keeps water retention in check, promotes healthy bones and can help stave off osteoporosis; potassium balances moisture levels in the skin; bromide soothes tired, sore muscles; sodium plays a significant role in managing the balance of lymphatic fluid in our bodies. The result? Bath salts benefit not only our skin, but our entire bodies – from the inside out.

Your second mission, should you choose to accept it, is to tell me who this statue is and show it to me on Streetview.

Challenge 3, the girls are on Dlouha in Cheb, Czech Republic, "divaldo" translates to Theater. Rick

Hi Ernie. I was going to get this for you, but they don't have a gold option. Thanx!!! Charlie

Gun-grabber story: "No one is coming to take your guns." Gun-grabber truth: "We are however, going to legislate all of the gun stores out of existence."

Your third and final mission for today is to find me a souvenier!

17th-century Flemish paintings show children blowing bubbles with clay pipes verifying soap bubbles being used as entertainment for at least 400 years. The London-based firm of A. & F. Pears created a famous advertisement campaign for its soaps in 1886 using a painting by John Everett Millais of a child playing with bubbles. A Chicago company called Chemtoy began selling bubble solution in the 1940s, and they have been popular with children ever since. According to one industry estimate, retailers sell around 200 million bottles annually. Children will watch in wonder as the Ultra Spin Bubbles bubble maker blows streams of bubbles! Just attach the bottle to the spinner and play!


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