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May 26, 2017

Well Shit, They All Can't Be Home Runs.

I can't stop thinking about the Montana bodyslamming incident. And what really warms my fucking heart about it -- and this is not to make any excuses for the guy who did it -- if it costs him his seat or his freedom, then it costs him his seat or his freedom. It's watching a kid poke a dog with a stick and eventually the dog turns around and bites the shit out of the kid. Even though you know you've got to punish the dog, you just can't help part of you from looking at the kid and smiling, "Well you deserved that, you little asshole." So if nothing else, I'm hopeful this Guardian reporter will think twice before acting like a fucking dickhead again.

The sun is responsible for the vast majority of visible ageing, according to new research – another reason to slather on the sun screen all year round. UV rays accounted for 80 per cent of skin ageing, including wrinkles, in a study of almost 300 women – half sun-worshippers and half shy of the sun. The study also found that a two per cent increase in skin damage ages a face by three years.

When you look at a normal 120-volt outlet in the United States, there are two vertical slots and then a round hole centered below them. The left slot is slightly larger than the right. The left slot is called "neutral," the right slot is called "hot" and the hole below them is called "ground." If an appliance is working properly, all electricity that the appliance uses will flow from hot to neutral. A GFCI (ground fault circuit interrupter) monitors the amount of current flowing from hot to neutral. If there is any imbalance, it trips the circuit. It is able to sense a mismatch as small as 4 or 5 milliamps, and it can react as quickly as one-thirtieth of a second.

The Second Confederate Navy Jack was a rectangular cousin of the Confederate Army's battle flag and was in use from 1863 until 1865. It existed in a variety of dimensions and sizes, despite the CSN's detailed naval regulations. The blue color of the diagonal saltire's "Southern Cross" was much lighter than the dark blue of the battle flag. The second national flag was later adapted as a naval ensign, using a shorter 2:3 ratio than the 1:2 ratio adopted by the Confederate Congress for the national flag. This particular battle ensign was the only example taken around the world, finally becoming the last Confederate flag lowered in the Civil War; this happened aboard CSS Shenandoah in Liverpool, England on November 7, 1865.

I'm starting to think Space Max is the storage tote, and not a game. Although I can't seem to find any info on it. Will

Ernie, I'm pretty sure that your Space Max "game" is actually a Space Max "storage container"ť. See here for reference. Cheers, Ron

I thought board game because to me it looks like Monopoly on top of Space Max. But I suppose it's just as likely that red and white belongs to some sort of manufacturer's sticker. but that certainly would explain why I couldn't find any info on a Space Max game. So to make up for it, I have not one but TWO challenges for you today, EACH of them from opposite coasts, and BOTH of them are rather difficult. You'll need to use both your Google Fu and your imagination to complete these names and tell me what newspaper was established in 1876 and (even harder) the name of this Washington based boat.

The Venetian Resort Hotel Casino is a five-diamond luxury hotel and casino resort located on the Las Vegas Strip in Paradise, Nevada, United States, on the site of the old Sands Hotel. Designed by KlingStubbins, the hotel tower contains 36 stories and rises 475 feet (145 m). The Venetian is owned and operated by Las Vegas Sands. The Venetian also serves as the seat of the corporate headquarters for its parent company. The resort opened on May 3, 1999, with flutter of white doves, sounding trumpets and singing gondoliers, with actress Sophia Loren joining The Venetian Chairman and Owner, Sheldon G. Adelson, in dedicating the first motorized gondola. Built at a cost of $1.5 billion, it was one of the most expensive resorts of its kind when it opened.

Hey Ernie, I think she is in front of the Living Ice Sculptures at City Center Las Vegas. Bob

I know this challenge was unasked, but I thought I would find the other poster on her wall. It is called Castle in the Mountains and is a picture of the Neuschwanstein Castle in Schwangau, Germany. Rick

David Khari Webber Chappelle is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. His first lead role was in the 1998 comedy film Half Baked, which he co-wrote with Neal Brennan. Chappelle also starred in the ABC TV series Buddies. In 2003, Chappelle became more widely known for his sketch comedy television series, Chappelle's Show, also co-written with Brennan, which ran until his retirement from the show two years later. The show continues to run in late-night syndication and on television networks around the world. Chappelle lives with his family in Yellow Springs, Ohio, and continues to perform stand-up comedy; for this week's FRIDAY FLICK, here is Dave Chappelle Live at Austin City Limits.

Man these fucking hipsters and their t-shirt activism really gets on my nerves.

RAF crew write 'love from Manchester' on bomb destined for Islamic State target
the J58 turbojet engine from the SR-71 blackbird
so chicken shaming is a thing now
The Rock Gives the People What They Want With This Iconic Photo Remake
my wife bought a moon light
a police dog is given presents on his retirement day
Growing Concern Over Minneapolis Brothers Arrested With Guns, Bomb-Making Materials
it's been one hell of a night
Dog jumps off boat to play with wild seal
when you come home late after a night out with the guys
i aspire to have this level of confidence
Police arrest Eric Clanton after bike lock assaults during Berkeley protests
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Win the MOAB Flag - the flag that was aboard the c130 that dropped the Mother of All Bombs
Need to play beer pong against this girl
Busty and Naked in Berlin!
Hayley Marie After Shower
Bianca Balti Caught Topless on a Photoshoot
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a nurse at work
Vanessa Soares Showing Off Her Hot Naked Body
All Tied Up with Marisa

May 25, 2017

When All Else Fails, Just Play Dumb And Let Someone Else Fill In The Blanks.

Harley Quinn is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by Paul Dini and Bruce Timm, and first appeared in Batman: The Animated Series in September 1992. In September 2013, DC Comics announced a contest for fans and artists, "Break into comics with Harley Quinn!", in which contestants were to draw Harley in four different suicide scenarios. This contest drew controversy not only because it was announced close to National Suicide Prevention Week, but because some artists did not like the sexualized portrayal of Harley in the fourth scenario, in which Harley attempts suicide while naked in her bath tub.

McBain is a fictional action movie hero played by the actor Rainier Wolfcastle in the McBain movies. His name is a play on the character John McClane of the Die Hard series, and his appearance and personality is inspired by Bruce Willis (sarcasm) and Arnold Schwarzenegger (towering height, extremely strong, limited emotional range and thick Austrian accent). McBain movies feature numerous action movie clichés, such as a policeman being gunned down just before retirement, guns that never run out ammunition, considerable (and often unnecessary) property damage, and cheesy one-liners.

So here's a challenge I'm a little fucking embarassed to be issuing, but I simply can't find any fucking information on this Space Max game. At first I thought it was a follow up to Family Pastimes' Max, but that doesn't appear to be the case. So what the fuck can you tell me about it?

Hi Ernie. I believe your gal is leaving her scent in a 2001 Ford F150 SuperCrew. You can see a picture here and here is a second picture showing the steering wheel. A salesman with some experience knows to stay on the drivers side of a vehicle. Martov

Ern – She's negotiating for a tenth generation (1997–2003) Ford F150 Super Cab pickup…don't ask what year – I ain't that good. Caveman

A pool noodle is a cylindrical piece of polyethylene foam, used by people of all ages while swimming. The most common dimensions are about 60 inches in length and 3 inches in diameter. Pool noodles are useful when learning to swim, for floating, for rescue reaching, in various forms of water play, and for aquatic exercise. People have used pool noodles as cheaper versions of the industrial pipe insulation inside buildings at a substantial cost savings, as the industrial version is about twice to four times as expensive.

GTE Corporation, formerly General Telephone & Electric Corporation, was the largest independent telephone company in the United States during the days of the Bell System. GTE provided local telephone service to a large number of areas of the U.S. through operating companies, much as American Telephone & Telegraph provided local telephone service through its 22 Bell Operating Companies. The company operated from 1926, with roots tracing further back than that, until 2000, when GTE merged with Bell Atlantic; the combined company took the name Verizon.

Hey Ernie, in order to fix that crack in the windshield you could go to Glass Doctor about 4.8 miles away, starting HERE to end up HERE. Ride easy my friend. -Sam

Ernie, the lady who forgot her assless chaps is in Jackson, Michigan at the intersection of N W Avenue and W. Argyle St. The closest place to get the windshield repaired is at Dave's Windshield Repair down on Washington Avenue. That one looks a little too cracked for repair, so I'd suggest replacement. Josh

Tasking you to find this night time view of the Palazzo wouldn't be a challenge at all, especially since we just had one that involved the Wynn and Treasture Island a week ago. So instead another Las vegas based challenge: find and identify this art display.

Lysol is a brand name of cleaning and disinfecting products distributed by Reckitt Benckiser. The line includes solutions for hard and soft surfaces, air treatment, and hand washing. The active ingredient in many of the Lysol products is benzalkonium chloride. In the late 1920s Lysol disinfectant began being marketed by maker Lysol, Incorporated and distributor Lehn & Fink, Inc. as a feminine hygiene product. It was claimed vaginal douching with a diluted Lysol solution prevented infections and vaginal odor, and thereby preserved youth and marital bliss. This Lysol solution was also used as a birth control agent, as post-coital douching was a popular method of preventing pregnancy at that time.

There's a big rubber dong in these pictures.
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Autobahn 150mph emergency brake motorcycle
squirrel versus nuts. hopefully not yours.
Leftists Destroy Female Business Owners' Burrito Stand Because They're White
Chimp Who Spent Years Chained To A Tree Hugs The Man Who Saved Her
Nicki Needs A Player To Play With
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Cybergirl Sophie Anne in Surfs up
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can you spot the guy laying flat?
never put your cock in the hands of craziness!
Hailana Showing Off Her Flat Tummy

May 24, 2017

For Someone Who Hates America, Ariana Grande Seems To Have No Problem Hauling Her Ragged Ass Back Here To Safety.

A loading dock or loading bay is an area of a building where goods vehicles are loaded and unloaded. They are commonly found on commercial and industrial buildings, and warehouses in particular. Loading docks may be exterior, flush with the building envelope, or fully enclosed. They are part of a facility's service or utility infrastructure, typically providing direct access to staging areas, storage rooms, and freight elevators. In different parts of the world, a section of a public or private road may be allocated for loading goods or persons, at specific or at all times. There are parking signs and/or road markings to warn motorists of parking regulations. These areas are known as loading zones or loading bays in many jurisdictions. They are generally monitored by parking inspectors, and vehicles found to be violating the rules can be towed or fined.

Most modern shopping carts are made of metal or a combination of metal and plastic and have been designed to nest within each other in a line to facilitate collecting and moving many at one time and also to save on storage space. The carts can come in many sizes, with larger ones able to carry a child. There are also specialized carts designed for two children, and electric mobility scooters with baskets designed for disabled customers. Shopping carts are usually fitted with four wheels, however if any one wheel jams the cart can become difficult to handle. Most carts in the United States have swivel wheels at the front, while the rear wheels are fixed in orientation, while in Europe it is more common to have four swivel wheels. This difference in design correlates with smaller retail premises in Europe, versus large bulk retailers such as Costco, here in the United States.

The numeric system represented by Roman numerals originated in ancient Rome and remained the usual way of writing numbers throughout Europe well into the Late Middle Ages. Numbers in this system are represented by combinations of letters from the Latin alphabet. Roman numerals, as used today, are based on seven different symbols: I/1, V/5, X/10, L/50, C/100, D/500, M/1000.

That poster on the wall is indeed of a famous piece of art, specifically The Lady of Shalott is an 1888 painting by the English Pre-Raphaelite painter John William Waterhouse. Nick S.

Hey Ern, I've been trying to figure out what make and model vehicle this young lady is negotiating a deal on. And if so do the still have the "New Car" aroma or something else. I know. I have way too much time on my hands. Big D

Well, you heard the man. What make and model car is she going to test drive?

A high speed wobbly ceiling fan will strike fear in the heart of anyone standing under it or even near it. An unbalanced fan could also end up with damage to the motor's bearing and bushings. This could lead to an irritating unnecessary fan noise. Make sure your new blades are made by the same manufacturer as your ceiling fan. It is best for all ceiling fan blades to be at the same height from the ceiling. A single uneven blade could lead to an unbalanced fan. This could eventually cause damage to your fan. Don't forget, anytime you work on ceiling fans be sure to turn the fan's power off at the breaker.

This is the Jozef Pilsudski Bridge in Cracow, Poland.It has 2 lanes of automobile traffic, 2 sets of tram tracks and pedestrian walkway. If you zoom in towards from this bridge twards the Laetus Bernatek footbridge (loaded with Love Padlocks) you can see where the lady was undressing just below it. From this instantstreetview from the footbridge you can also see the ramp where see was undressing. RJ

Ernie; from this past weekend's dump, wouldn't this make a good 'where was it taken' photo? Edward

Well, you heard the man. Where am I sending the windshield repair people to?

An oar is an implement used for water-borne propulsion. The difference between oars and paddles are that paddles are held by the paddler, and are not connected with the vessel. Oars generally are connected to the vessel by means of rowlocks or tholes which transmit the applied force to the boat. Rowers generally face the stern of the vessel, reach towards the stern, and insert the blade of their oar in the water. As they lean back, towards the vessel's bow, the blade of their oars sweeps the water towards the stern, providing forward thrust. Oars have traditionally been made of wood. The form is a long shaft with a flat blade on the end. Where the oar connects to the boat there is a "collar" which stops the oar slipping past the rowlock.

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Dog Refused To Leave His Owner Who Got Injured And Lost Consciousness After A Fall
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One of our worst cases of neglect- two months later!
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May 23, 2017

Shit I Have To Track Down More Tasteless Stories.

The Folsom Street Fair is an annual BDSM and leather subculture street fair held in September, that caps San Francisco's "Leather Pride Week". Sometimes simply referred to as "Folsom", takes place on Folsom Street between 8th and 13th Streets, in San Francisco's South of Market district. It has grown as a non-profit charity, and local and national non-profits benefit with all donations at the gates going to charity groups as well as numerous fundraising schemes within the festival including games, beverage booths and even spanking for donations to capitalize on the adult-themed exhibitionism. The event started in 1984 and is California's third-largest single-day, outdoor spectator event and the world's largest leather event and showcase for BDSM products and culture.

The BABIES Act, or Bathrooms Accessible In Every Situation Act, is a United States federal law that was passed by the United States Congress in September 2016 and signed into law by US President Barack Obama on October 7, 2016. The law requires changing tables in all publicly accessible, federal buildings. In particular, the law received attention for requiring such baby-changing stations must be available in both male and female restrooms, ending the practice of providing changing tables only in women's restrooms.

Beer pong is a drinking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table with the intent of landing the ball in a cup of beer on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of two or more players per side with 6 or 10 cups set up in a triangle formation on each side. Each team then takes turns attempting to shoot ping pong balls into the opponent's cups. If a ball lands in a cup, the contents of that cup are consumed by the other team and the cup is removed from the table. The most common cups used are disposable plastic cups with ridge-lines which can be used precisely to measure the amount of beer to be poured into the cup. The first team to eliminate all of the opponent's cups is the winner.

Frosted glass is produced by the sandblasting or acid etching of clear sheet glass. It has the effect of rendering the glass translucent by scattering of light during transmission, thus blurring images while still transmitting light. Its applications include: Decorative patterns may be imposed upon otherwise plain glass by using wax or other inhibitors to retain transparent areas; Frosted glass in light bulbs is used for evenly distributing the light from the bulb's filament across its surface area; To distribute light uniformly in a photographic contact printer; and to obtain visual privacy while admitting light.

A Song of Ice and Fire is a series of epic fantasy novels by the American novelist and screenwriter George R. R. Martin. He began the first volume of the series, A Game of Thrones, in 1991 and had it published in 1996. Martin, who initially envisioned the series as a trilogy, has published five out of a planned seven volumes. The fifth and most recent volume of the series published in 2011, A Dance with Dragons, took Martin five years to write. He is still writing the sixth novel, The Winds of Winter.

Danny Trejo Opened His Donut Shop And Sold Out Of Donuts In One Day
Timelapse Shows Lava Flowing From Kilauea Volcano
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After almost 50 years, never-seen Vietnam War photos go on display
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May 22, 2017

I Want To Get To Key West And Away From It All. - Ernest Hemingway

Have you ever wondered why wind turbines have three narrow blades, but ceiling and box fans have five wide blades? The differences between wind turbine and ceiling fan blades arise from the contrasting design criteria: the wind turbine is intended to capture high-velocity wind to generate electricity efficiently; the ceiling fan needs to move air at low velocity with inexpensive components. To keep drivetrain costs low, a wind turbine must capture the energy in fast-moving air and rotate at relatively high speed—within limits, so as to avoid excessive noise generation. The box fan, on the other hand, is built to keep the occupants of a room comfortable by moving air gently. Its engineers work to minimize noise while the multiple fan blades rotate at low speed and to keep the construction costs, and therefore the purchase price, low.

In early 2013, Converse launched the Chuck Taylor All Star '70, which featured a build similar to the All Stars used for basketball that were built in the late 1960s and early 1970s. This retro model was different from the then-current Chuck Taylor All Stars due to various changes that happened to the All Star shoes over the intervening three decades. The '70 model featured thicker canvas, a higher rubber midsole and foxing, thicker cushioning, a smaller toe cap, extra material that was stitched on the side wall behind the toe cap for reinforcement, a one-piece rubber bottom sole versus the three piece sole on the modern All Stars, and a black heel patch versus a white one on the modern All Star.

Mineral oil is a common ingredient in baby lotions, cold creams, ointments and cosmetics. It is a lightweight inexpensive oil that is odorless and tasteless. It can be used on eyelashes to prevent brittleness and breaking and, in cold cream, is also used to remove creme make-up and temporary tattoos. The type of highly refined and purified mineral oil found in cosmetic and skincare products is noncomedogenic, meaning it does not clog pores.

Today's challenges are quick and dirty. Well one may not be a challenge, I dunno, it depends upon on whether or not this poster is of a famous work of art; if it is, identify it please. And secondly, you guys all know I love trains, so I'd like to know if this bridge is for trains or regular vehicles?

Actually this challenge was kind of easy because my wife is German so she was able to help picking out the articles -- your trainmate is reading the September 2012 issue of Jolie, and that's none other than Ashton Kutcher's baby momma, Mila Kunis on the cover. Hemph

Maybe Lauren will water the flowers in front of La Cuina de la Mama, Carrer D'En Gignas13, Barcelona, Spain. Rick

In stark contrast to the Italians and Germans, 95% of Spaniards prefer to drink still mineral water. The origins of this cultural difference are difficult to find but there is no doubt that Spaniards take their mineral waters very seriously indeed. Eminating from protected natural parks, Font Vella remains intact and preserves all its purity from the spring to the bottle. Its unique composition makes Font Vella an ideal water for all the family

Delivery air freshener mechanisms falls into two broad categories: continuous action and instant action. Continuous action products include scented candles and devices which use a candle flame or some other heat source to heat and vaporize a fragrance formulation, incense burners, wall plug-ins which either use piezoelectric technology to aerosolize fragrance or heat to vaporize it, fragrance impregnated gels which release fragrance as the gel evaporates sometimes with the help of an electric fan, wick and reed diffusers which release fragrance by evaporation from fragrance-soaked wicks or wooden reeds; and fragrance impregnated materials like floor wax, paper, plastics, wood which release fragrance by off gassing; and lastly nebulization systems which convert liquid fragrances into a vapor in a cold process without the use of heat.

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