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January 14, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

"Americans eat generic cereal while you eat a $44 breakfast that they paid for"
Sunken GoPro camera surfaces year later with a story
holy cow that's a huge lobster
Bush twins pen touching letter to Obama sisters: We'll be rooting for you
Highway Truck Topples (80+ mph winds)
i'm hungry. eat here! but i dont know what that is.
Snowboarder survives avalanche descent in Canada with help of inflatable backpack
this math adds up
this is not how you pull a fishing boat out of the water
See What The Cast of Mortal Kombat Looks Like Today

ponzi scheme pirate bernie madoff is cornering the prison market on swiss miss hot chocolate

played a little game of how many things can i stack on my sleeping dog
Video captures the moment an automated camera smashes into the top of Seattle's iconic Space Needle
KC-135 Crazy Low Level Flyby
there must be a great back story here
that is going to be one well cared for kitty
how a boa constrictor climbes a tree
all of these dogs hugging it out
Lewd, Crude, Nude And Hilarious Warbird Nose Art
a rare find: 1955 Pontiac Safari Wagon
Dog saves owner's life by lying on him for nearly 24 hours in freezing conditions

your weekend boob dump: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - eleven - twelve - thirteen - fourteen

Nekane Pink Garden
Cole Esenwein on Zishy
Miley Cyrus Nude in Plastik Magazine
Sexy Amateur Babe Naked
Elizabeth Elam Posing Topless!

January 13, 2017

Mattis Literally Knife Handed Congress Yesterday.

Snyder's of Hanover is an American bakery and snack food distribution company based in Hanover, Pennsylvania, specializing in German traditional pretzels. Snyder's of Hanover traces its roots to a bakery formed in Hanover, PA by Harry Warehime in 1909. In 1950, the company was split into two independent companies: Snyder's of Hanover and Snyder of Berlin. The Hanover Canning Company -- later called Hanover Brands, and now Hanover Foods -- purchased Snyder's of Hanover. Snyder's of Hanover was again spun off as an independent company in 1981. Its products are sold throughout the United States, Canada, many European nations, Asia, and in the Middle East. The bakery offers 25 varieties of traditional pretzels and in addition, pretzel pieces, pretzel sandwiches, chocolate-coated pretzels, organic and gluten-free pretzels, potato chips, and other snack foods.

Scrub three levels of shame away. There are three known levels of dirt and odor. There's thermosphere odor, which can be detected by those in close proximity to you, such as subway riders or your fellow tank commander. Next is stratospheric odor that only you can smell. Finally, microscopic beings that live on your body emit dirt and odor before laying their horrible eggs into your skin and spawning an unholy ecosystem. Old Spice Power Sport High Endurance body wash helps get rid of all this.

NOT A CHALLENGE: finding this cafe and bar, because c'mon, it's name is spelled out and there's only one in the fucking country. IS A CHALLENGE: find this golden spire.

Ernie, I knew right away where this was. The Hooters parking lot right by their sign across Tropicana Ave from the MGM. You see the Porte Cochere or whatever it is you call it is visible above the bushes behind the gal and that's located at the back of the MGM. The Google Pic is old not showing the growth of the bushes since then. Tom

Free slippers? I don't know if they offer free slippers. But the casino in the background is the Rio in Las Vegas. Considering the view with the highway and the casino, the room is likely in the Paris Hotel and Casino; 10th-12th floor. Having a romp with the curtains open? You gotta love Vegas! Fish

At first I didn't think this was correct since the way the sign the building lined up, I thought it was more Caesar's Palace, but Caesar's doesn't have the balusters in front of the windows. So I zoomed in on Paris and guess what, Fish is right. And yes, yes, I know this big bottle is Jergen's Skin Firming Lotion, as we've seen before. But what's the smaller, white and orange bottle in front of it?

Principle shooting of this week's FRIDAY FLICK, 1991's Stone Cold starring Brian Bosworth, began after Craig R. Baxley replaced Bruce Malmuth as director. Production was initially halted due to an IATSE dispute, resulting in the departure of director of photography John R. Leonetti and other IATSE members of the crew. In a Q&A with the audience after a special screening of the film in Austin's Alamo Drafthouse in 2014, Bosworth talked about how original director Bruce Malmuth was fired due to some "personal issues that he couldn't control which poured out on set", and his firing caused all the original backstory for Bosworth's character to be removed and changed after Craig R. Baxley was hired to direct. About four weeks was spent filming scenes with Bosworth's character and his family (wife, child and sister), which in the end were completely axed out after $4 million was spent shooting them. Bosworth has said in an interview that as a keen biker, he had previously built the bike that his character rides in the film and suggested that it be used instead of the one the studio had chosen, since he was more comfortable with it.

20 Wrestler Movie Roles, Ranked From Awesome to Terrible
Soros lost $1B betting Trump would cause stocks to crash
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World's most dangerous road bridge.
Tow truck drops car during risky lift
Sandra Otterson -- aka Wifey -- Net Worth
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The Tale Of When A Marine Mechanic Stole An A-4 Skyhawk For A Joyride Over California
this picture tells a pretty short story
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Dog with his Head Stuck in Couch
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Tesla Unveils Pricing Structure for Supercharging Stations
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January 12, 2017

Today Was My Last Day of Physical Therapy, Huzzah!

In many parts of California, the official religion is In-N-Out Burger. While the chain has expanded to Las Vegas, Arizona, Texas, and for some reason Utah, it's still very much a California thing. Still, there's some people who somehow have never been and don't know how this works. At most In-N-Outs, you can get tees or free paper hats, but at both the original in Baldwin Park and their company store online, you can also get notepads, folding chairs, windbreakers, and even a woman's bikini.

The most popular car colors today are shades of grey: white, black, grey and silver, amounting to over 70% of the total world car production. Red, blue and brown/beige cars range between 6% and 9% each, while all other colors amount to less than 5%. Color choice is subject to fluctuation and fashion, and historical trends shifted from dark neutral colors of early cars, through more vivid colors of 1950s and 1960s, back towards today's neutral colors. Green is also having a resurgence in the last decade, but still only accounts for 1% of the world automotive market and 2% in the United States. Can you show me where this green car is parked?

Hi Ernie, Got an interesting infographic here about the evolution of technology company logos. Any chance you can feature it on Kind Regards, David E

Hey Ernie, Gotta a challenge for ya, this one almost beat me, but I finally found it. Your turn now. I have been binge watching HBO's "Oz", in the season 3 finale, a guard gives Adebisi a small black semi-auto pistol. I didn't recognize it, but on the Season 4 opener, the pistol had magically become a Glock 19 (or 23). I was annoyed by this continuity error, being the consummate Firearms Enthusiast that I am (60+ collection, NRA Life Member, Military and LEO Instructor, etc), I vowed to call attention to this Gross Negligence. However, I could not identify this odd handgun. I spent all morning looking, finally, I took a guess and found it. Normally I would have preferred to look for where some naked cutie had been wandering around in public, but fortunately, I like guns. So, who else can figure out what pistol this? Timothy A.

Starbucks Corporation is an American coffee company and coffeehouse chain. Starbucks was founded in Seattle, Washington in 1971. As of November 2016 it operates 23,768 locations worldwide, including 13,107 in the United States, 2,204 in China, 1,418 in Canada, 1,160in Japan and 872 in South Korea. See if you can find this one in particular.

A pergola is a garden feature forming a shaded walkway, passageway, or sitting area of vertical posts or pillars that usually support cross-beams and a sturdy open lattice, often upon which woody vines are trained. The origin of the word is the Late Latin pergula, referring to a projecting eave. Pergolas are more permanent architectural features than the green tunnels of late medieval and early Renaissance gardens, which were often formed of springy withies—easily replaced shoots of willow or hazel—bound together at the heads to form a series of arches, then loosely woven with long slats on which climbers were grown, to make a passage that was both cool and shaded and moderately dry in a shower.

Hey Ernie...hope the bad wheel is getting better. I gave this challenge a shot, but have to leave it here...don't know if you will want to post any of this if people have a hard time finding this damn store, but here you go anyway. First I found a gallery of these two that had some more pictures. And this gallery, which had a picture with a clue. The only photo that had any clue that I could find was a restaurant La Jetee - and it is at 2 quai Saint Martin, 34300 Cap d'Agde, Agde, France. Sadly my sleuthing skills drop off there. A roof leak demands I quit fucking around with the interwebs. Keep up the good work, and thanks again for all you do with LBEH. James

Hey Ernie, In the gun store robbery video, the glass in the gun case in front of the clerk shatters. It almost looks like there is a bullet hole webbing on the front of the counter. Do you think this is from a shock wave or something from the clerk? Or do you think the bad guys actually got off a few rounds? Keep up the good work. -Kevin

See below, first thumbnail links. The guys at Bearing Arms break it down pretty well. Oh, this is part challenge and part pure curiosity, since I've always found large ships fascinating. What the fuck kind of ship is this? Despite its white color, it isn't shaped like any cruise ship I know of. Oceanographic, maybe? Any ideas?

Let It Snow, Baby... Let It Reindeer is the second Christmas album by Christian rock band Relient K. It was released on October 23, 2007, selling 4,500 copies in its first week. The album is a re-release of the band's Christmas EP, Deck the Halls, Bruise Your Hand, but with seven new songs and some other changes, such as track listing and a new ending to one song. The details were announced by Jesus Freak Hideout on August 21, 2007, and by IGN around the same time. Let It Snow, Baby...Let It Reindeer peaked at No. 96 on the Billboard 200 list in its fourth week.

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This summer, meet the best of the best in Top Gun 2: Drone School.
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The Comic Origins of Negan in The Walking Dead Season 7
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Star Wars: The 14 Best Ships and Vehicles in the Empire
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January 11, 2017

Sold The Grey Scooter Today. My Blue One Is Going To Need Some TLC.

Old and busted: using CPR to save a drowned ground squirrel. The new hotness: using CPR to save a drowned Kookaburra.

Smirnoff Ice, the citrus-flavored malt beverage first popularized in the United States in the early 2000s, isn't the sort of alcoholic beverage people brag about keeping in their fridge. It's low in alcohol, high in sugar, and was even the butt of an extended viral joke (ok, game) in which people were tricked into drinking it. Look no further than a tortured New York Times explanation of "icing," the aforementioned game, for evidence of the drink's awfulness. The game, as the Times notes, was fairly straightforward: "Hand a friend a sugary Smirnoff Ice malt beverage and he (most participants have been men) has to drink it on one knee." The game hinged on a fairly universal understanding that Smirnoff Ice is famously bad, or, at the very least, a famously embarrassing thing to be caught drinking. For that very reason—the drink's recognized terribleness—the game went viral.

Severe winter conditions are still looming over parts of the United States, and many people are using space heaters to keep themselves warm. However, fire experts are concerned over potential fire hazard from space heaters. Many incidents of fire during the winter months are caused by space heaters. The U.S. Fire Administration reveals that more than 50,000 heating fires on average each year in residential buildings were reported between 2008 and 2010. These fires resulted in about 575 injuries and 150 deaths. The fires also resulted in the loss of $326 million worth of property. U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recommends a distance of at least three feet between a space heater and things that may catch fire, such as curtains, furniture, drapes, bedding and more.

Finding the exact spot where this photo was taken, should be a piece of cake. But finding the exact spot where this photo was taken, might prove a little more difficult.

I actually recognized the location - she is in the fountain courtyard of the old masters gallery in Dresden. Tim H.

Hi Ernie, That would be the Gemaldegalerie Alte Meister Theaterplatz 1, 01067 Dresden, Germany. Here's a google pic of the place. Keep it up, Mark

Earlier in 2014, the Environmental Protection Agency started a program to reduce hotel water consumption called the H2Otel Challenge. In addition to installing new equipment, such as water-efficient toilets, faucets, and shower heads, hotels are encouraged to give guests the option of reusing their towels and sheets with those little signs that have become ubiquitous across the United States. You know, the ones that look like this.

Oh, and find this wooden balcony, while you're at it.

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Very Slow Motion Soccer Ball To The Face
Fat Bike caught on an Electric Fence!
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Turkish Airlines' DIY De-Icing
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January 10, 2017

The List Of Things I Care Less About Than The Trump-Streep Spat Are Virtually Endless.

Well not endless, I suppose. I mean I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as their spat. Let's see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Democratic National Convention, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Obama daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions! Oh, and Hugh Jackman.

Packing up all of your precious old school CDs? Need to pack your apartment on a budget? The worst place to try to get inexpensive moving boxes is from a moving company, like U-Haul. Moving companies graduate the prices much higher than market price. I remember when I moved, my local The UPS Store had great moving boxes and the cheapest in the area. I compared Uhaul, Uline, Home Depot and Walmart. Their prices were at least 10% less. I even bought numberous bundles and negotiated a deeper discount.

Autofocus is kind of like a microwave oven; just a few short decades ago, it didn't exist. And now we have no idea how we could live without it. Today, the idea of shooting all of our images with manual focus seems a bit crazy. But here's the thing, and you may find it hard to believe - there are some shooting situations where you need to shut off your autofocus. The simple reason why is this: your autofocus system just isn't that smart. It uses certain visual cues to know where to focus, but it does all of that based on contrast and light. It isn't able to intelligently look at a scene and understand what the subject is supposed to be, so it has to guess. In most cases, it gets it right. But there are certain situations where it's almost always going to get it wrong.

That Saturn store is located at Tunnel Alexander pl. 3, 10178 Berlin, Germany. And for good measure, the sign behind the girl on the left reads Humana. Nick

I'm probably late on this one, just got back from vacay. The hornblower is in the Fountain of Apollo at Versailles. If you ever get a chance to Paris, do it, and the fountain is a must see. Be sure to get a golf cart to tour the garden, and do that before the palace as the lines for the palace are much shorter in the afternoon. Keep em comin, Nick

Well this one took me a while but I found the caricature location, Its on Av. de las Playas, Puerto del carmen island of Lanzarote, Canary Islands, Spain. The artist is Jorge "Fico" Molina, Rick

Now it's definitely time for some hard core ball busting. I am not entirely sure there is enough information for you to find this furniture workshop, but you people have pulled off miracles before. If that proves too difficult for you, perhaps you can cut your teeth by finding what hotel offers free slippers to its guests.

Lavatories on modern aircraft are very expensive, and include features that have required substantial upfront and long term investments by the world's airlines to design and develop. Airlines and aircraft manufacturers continue to investigate ways to improve lavatory design technology to increase functionality and reduce costs of production, while maintaining adequate levels of safety, hygiene and amenity. Lavatories per passenger provided aboard aircraft vary considerably from airline to airline and aircraft to aircraft. On board North American aircraft, including low-cost, charter, and scheduled service airline carriers, the normally accepted minimum ratio of lavatories to passengers is approximately one lavatory for every 50 passengers. However, in premium cabin and business cabins, passengers may have access to multiple lavatories reserved primarily for their use.

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