They Have Completely DESTROYED Their Brand In Less Than 72 Hours.

And remember, the Susan G Komen foundation didn't cut off their funding to Planned Parenthood because of their new VP Karen Handel's uber conservative anti-abortion political grandstanding, but because of a new policy regarding Planned Parenthood is being investigated by Congress. All this from the folks who have so much money, they'll sue your non-profit if you include the phrase "for the cure." CLEARLY, they have so much money now, that they don't need mine any longer. And so normally while I'm very pro-gun, I do wish they'd stick their pink guns up their ass, along with any other fucking items under the sun they want to pink-wash in an effort to bilk funds from people. The only stupid thing left for the Komen Fund to do is buy the DVD rental business from Netflix. So with any luck, that Karen Handel cunt will get ass cancer.

In semi-related news, Representative Raul Labrador (ID) is my new fucking hero.

Symmetry generally conveys two primary meanings. The first is an imprecise sense of harmonious or aesthetically pleasing proportionality and balance; such that it reflects beauty or perfection. The second meaning is a precise and well-defined concept of balance or "patterned self-similarity" that can be demonstrated or proved according to the rules of a formal system: by geometry, through physics or otherwise. Although the meanings are distinguishable in some contexts, both meanings of "symmetry" are related and discussed in parallel. The precise notions of symmetry have various measures and operational definitions. For example, symmetry may be observed: with respect to the passage of time; as a spatial relationship; through geometric transformations such as scaling, reflection, and rotation; through other kinds of functional transformations; and as an aspect of abstract objects, theoretic models, language, music and even knowledge itself.

So we're now only two days away from Super Bowl XLVI -- or as I like to think of it, only a few days away from either Boston or New York losing a championship. And while I always enjoy watching fans in New York suffer the agony of defeat, this year there's an even bigger storyline that you'll be hearing about until next Monday: the rematch. Yes, as we all know—and as we all will be reminded 500 times this week, then another 200-300 times during the game next Sunday—this year's Super Bowl is a rematch of Super Bowl XLII back in 2008. So to celebrate Brady vs. Manning Part II -- and just for the record I don't mind if the Patriots win, just so long as Tom Brady suffers a paralysing injury in the first quarter. Otherwise? GO. ELI. MANNING. Anyway, I thought it might be nice to do a list of classic championship rematches.

Ziploc is a brand of reusable, re-sealable zipper storage bags and containers originally developed by Dow Chemical Company, and now produced by S. C. Johnson & Son. According to Dow's website, the bags were originally test marketed in 1968. The plastic bags and containers come in different sizes for use with different products. The brand offers sandwich bags, snack bags and other bags for various purposes.

Unfortunately the 2/2 episode doesn't seem to be listed on the Team Coco's Full Episodes section.

The Rastafari movement or Rasta is a new religious movement that arose in the 1930s in Jamaica, a country with a predominantly Christian culture where 98% of the people were the black descendants of slaves. Most of its adherents worship Haile Selassie I, Emperor of Ethiopia, as God incarnate, the Second Advent, or the reincarnation of Jesus. Ethiopia was seen as a model by emerging African states of the 1950s and 1960s, as it was one of the oldest independent states in Africa and thus the flag of Ethiopia as was used during Selassie's reign. It combines the conquering lion of Judah, symbol of the Ethiopian monarchy, with green, yellow, and red, which would later be adopted by many African nations, becoming pan-African colors.

Rita Hayworth, Marilyn Monroe and Bettie Page were loved by millions because they were the rare beautiful, sexy women who knew precisely how to seduce the camera with their clothes on. Thankfully, pinup photography is still popular and as sexy as ever, thanks in part to Dita Von Teese So here are 32 modern pinup girls who have mastered the same art of tease that your grandfather loved.

I always thought the reason you were losing your jobs is because movie executives keep greenlighting pieces of shit like this. Who the fuck is going to go see that?

Remember a couple years ago right after Obama was elected, when GloZell did her healthcare video? And don't worry she's a comedienne and that's a spoof, so don't have an aneurysm. Anyway, she attempted the Cinnamon Challenge and here's how it went. Related news? GloZell? Still has very big tits.

Charms Blow Pops are lollipops with bubble gum centers surrounded by a hard candy shell. The candy was popularized by The Charms Company, which was acquired by Tootsie Roll Industries in 1988. Invention of the candy is attributed to Thomas Tate Tidwell in 1966, with the patent issued in November 1969. The candy was originally manufactured by the Triple T Candy Company and sold under the brand name "Triple Treat." The new brand name Charms Blow Pops was introduced in 1973 and are sold individually or in bags. Single pops are available in .65-ounce or 1.35-ounce (Super Blow Pop) sizes. There are five original flavors: cherry, grape, sour apple, strawberry, and watermelon.

In regards to my what kind of fruit are these question from yesterday:

A foam hand, also known as a foam finger, is a sports paraphernalia item worn on the hand to show support for a particular team. The most common version resembles an oversized hand with an extended index finger. Usually the surface displays a silk-screened team name, logo, or other graphic or slogan, such as "We Are #1." Foam hands are made of open-celled foam; slits in their bases allow them to be worn. Besides being sold at all manner of sporting events and venues as souvenirs, foam fingers are used as fund-raisers for schools and booster clubs as well as corporate promotions. Invented by Geral Fauss in 1978, who originally created the giant finger out of plywood.

Shadowgraphy is the art of performing a story or show using images made by hand shadows. It can be called "cinema in silhouette". Performers of the art are often called a shadowgraphist or shadowgrapher. The art has declined since the late 19th century when electricity became available to homes because light bulbs and electric lamps do not give off good shadows and also because cinema and television were becoming a new form of entertainment. Shadows are greatly defined by candlelight and therefore hand shadows were common in earlier centuries.

the mercenary techie who troubleshoots for drug dealers and jealous lovers

so long angelo dundee, we hardly knew ye. don't worry, muhammad ali can't be too far behind.

where's the pixel? hint: you're going to want a very clean monitor for this one

I Will Never Look At An Electrical Outlet The Same Ever Again.

The Samsung Galaxy S II is a smartphone running under the Android operating system that was announced by Samsung on February 13, 2011 at the Mobile World Congress. It is the successor to the Samsung Galaxy S, with a different appearance and significantly improved hardware. The Galaxy S II was one of the slimmest smartphones of the time, mostly 8.49 mm thick, except for two small bulges which take the total thickness of the phone to 9.91 mm. On the back of the device is an 8-megapixel Back-illuminated sensor camera with single-LED flash that can record videos in full high-definition 1080p at 30 frames per second. There is also a fixed focus front-facing 2-megapixel camera for video calling, taking photos as well as general video recording, with a maximum resolution of VGA (640×480).

Thatching is the craft of building a roof with dry vegetation such as straw, water reed, sedge (Cladium mariscus), rushes, or heather, layering the vegetation so as to shed water away from the inner roof. It is a very old roofing method and has been used in both tropical and temperate climates. Thatch is still employed by builders in developing countries, usually with low-cost, local vegetation. By contrast in some developed countries it is now the choice of affluent people who desire a rustic look for their home, would like a more ecologically friendly roof, or who have purchased an originally thatched abode.

You know, if these advertising companies keep this up, nobody is going to watch the Super Bowl because we'll have seen all the ads already: here is the teaser trailer for Marvel's The Avengers -- the fuckin Hulk is back -- and the new 2013 Lexus GS looks pretty bad ass.

An air conditioner is a home appliance, system, or mechanism designed to dehumidify and extract heat from an area. The cooling is done using a simple refrigeration cycle. In construction, a complete system of heating, ventilation and air conditioning is referred to as "HVAC". For residential homes, some countries set minimum requirements for energy efficiency. In the United States, the efficiency of air conditioners is often (but not always) rated by the seasonal energy efficiency ratio (SEER). The higher the SEER rating, the more energy efficient is the air conditioner. The SEER rating is the BTU of cooling output during its normal annual usage divided by the total electric energy input in watt hours (W·h) during the same period. Today, it is rare to see systems rated below SEER 9 in the United States, since older units are being replaced with higher-efficiency units. The United States now requires that residential systems manufactured in 2006 have a minimum SEER rating of 13, although window-box systems are exempt from this law, so their SEER is still around 10.

Okay, I love zombies just as much as the next guy... okay twice as much as the next guy. Okay, twice as much as the next five people combined, but even I'm saying this shit has got to stop. First there was Hornaday's Zombie Max Ammunition, then there was Ka-bar's Zombie Killing Knives and now there are Mossberg's Lever Action Zombie Guns. When is this shit going to end and who the fuck decided that lime green is the official zombie color?

(1) Yes I do. Always have, always will. (2) S'okay, do what you can for your peeps. (3) See below. (4) I've ranted on SOPA/PIPA before but the bottom line is our politicians are bought and paid for; look at the rant that Chris Dodd went on when Obama backed away from SOPA? And the calls for the White House to investigate charges of bribery? Yeah, that's be "no comment" as usual. Dylan Ratigan said it best, GET THE MONEY OUT OF POLITICS. And at the risk of sounding gay, I'd suck that man's dick.

Tattoo inks consist of pigments combined with a carrier, and are used in tattooing. Tattoo inks are available in a range of colors that can be thinned or mixed together to produce other colors and shades. Most professional tattoo artists purchase inks pre-made (known as pre-dispersed) inks, while some tattooers mix their own using a dry pigment and a carrier. In the United States, tattoo inks are subject to regulation by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration as cosmetics and color additives. The FDA and medical practitioners have noted that many ink pigments used in tattoos are "industrial strength colors suitable for printers or automobile paint." In California, Proposition 65 requires that Californians be warned before exposure to certain harmful chemicals; tattoo parlors in California must warn their patrons that tattoo inks contain heavy metals known to cause cancer, birth defects, and other reproductive harm.

Quick! What was the most important accomplishment of the 20th century, besides discovering a way to get cheese inside of hot dogs? Landing on the moon, of course. When Apollo 11 touched down on July 20, 1969, the whole world gasped in wonder, therefore causing the global warming that we're now suffering from today. But it was worth it for the pictures. And now think about this: Like the video of your first unassisted steps, the original footage of the moon landing was taped over. We know what you're thinking ... we've all seen the footage of the moon landing. How can it be lost? Well, what we have is an extremely shitty copy, like if the world's only surviving copy of Star Wars was a glitchy VHS recording made off of TV. The original, high-quality version is gone forever.

Cold water causes the constriction of peripheral blood vessels and collection of blood around the major organs of the heart and brain while hot water causes the expansion and relaxation of blood vessels. As a result of these changes in blood vessels your blood pressure will also be altered by changes in water temperature. When you get into a cold pool of water you may initially be gasping for breath. This is a result of the constriction of blood vessels in your lungs and the general mass changes of blood flow in your body as your peripheral blood vessels constrict.

You can watch the Fast and Furious hearings live RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Warning: weasel alert!

Energizer Holdings is an American manufacturer of batteries and personal care products, headquartered in Town and Country, Missouri. The company has its foundation in the Eveready Battery Company, which in 1986 had been sold to animal and human food manufacturer Ralston Purina. In 2000, Ralston spun off Eveready, and it was listed on the New York Stock Exchange as Energizer Holdings, Inc. In 2003 under the leadership of then Chief Executive Officer J. Patrick Mulcahy, Energizer Holdings started expanding into the personal care product sector by buying razor brands Schick and Wilkinson Sword from Pfizer. In October 2007, the company acquired Playtex Products, Inc. for $1.9 billion. The purchase included sunscreen brand Hawaiian Tropic, which Playtex had bought a few months earlier, and Sun Pharmaceuticals Corp., which manufactures the Banana Boat suncreen products. In 2009, Energizer acquired Edge and Skintimate shaving gels from S.C. Johnson & Son.

For the last several years, the Lingerie Football League has played its championship game during the Super Bowl halftime show, and they'll be doing it again in 2012. Even if you aren't a regular viewer of LFL games, the championship game is a great alternative to watching a geriatric Madonna shake her bony ass and Skeletor arms on stage for 15 torturous minutes. Still not entirely on board? Well, I've got a few reasons that just might convince you to switch over to MTV2 during halftime to watch the Philadelphia Passion take on the Los Angeles Temptation. Actually, I've got 31 reasons to be exact. Here are 31 of the hottest players you can expect to see on the field on Super Bowl Sunday.

I for one, welcome our new Nano Quadrotors overlords.

Hey -- you folks who have traveled to Southeast Asia -- what kind of fruit are these?

it's a beautiful day at the dog park

when reptile scales resemble beautiful mosaics

good christ if this isn't the truth: your 6 drunk personalities

The Road To Hell is Paved With Good Intentions.

An ant mill is an observed phenomenon in which a group of army ants separated from the main foraging party lose the pheromone track and begin to follow one another, forming a continuously rotating circle. The ants will eventually die of exhaustion. This has been reproduced in laboratories and the behaviour has also been produced in ant colony simulations. This phenomenon is a side effect of the self-organizing structure of ant colonies. Each ant follows the ant in front of it, and this will work until something goes wrong and an ant mill forms. An ant mill was first described by William Beebe in 1921 who observed a mill 1,200 feet in circumference. It took each ant 2.5 hours to make one revolution. Similar phenomena have been noted in processionary caterpillars, fish, and now evidently, sheep.

Athlete's foot is a fungal infection of the skin that causes scaling, flaking, and itch of affected areas. It is caused by fungi in the genus Trichophyton and is typically transmitted in moist areas where people walk barefoot, such as showers or bathhouses. Although the condition typically affects the feet, it can spread to other areas of the body, including the groin. Athlete's foot can be treated by a number of pharmaceutical and other treatments. Athlete's foot causes scaling, flaking, and itching of the affected skin. Blisters, along with cracked and peeling skin may also occur, leading to exposed raw tissue, pain, swelling, and inflammation. Secondary bacterial infection can accompany the fungal infection, sometimes requiring a course of oral antibiotics.

A TV tray table, TV dinner tray, or personal table is a type of collapsible furniture that functions as a small and easily portable, folding table. These small tables were originally designed to be a surface from which one could eat a meal while watching television. The phrase tray-table can also refer to a fold-away tray, such as those found in front of airline seats. TV tray tables became popular in the 1950s as a way to hold food and beverage items while watching TV, the iconic item being a TV dinner. National advertising for TV tray tables first appeared in 1952, a full year before Swanson introduced the TV dinner in October 1953. A set of four TV tables were sometimes sold mounted on a small rack where they could be hung when not in use. This rack was popularly placed in a corner of the living room. The original, popular models consisted of two pieces: a metal tray with grips mounted on its underside, and a set of tubular metal legs with rubberized tips at the bottom. The grips clipped on to the legs, which could be opened up to support the tray, or collapsed for stackable storage. The tray remained clipped to one leg support during storage. As times changed, so did construction techniques, and today TV tray tables are often manufactured of hardwood or using blow-molded plastic.

These days, it's not uncommon — and is now even encouraged — to enhance beauty through artificial means. Celebrities have ridden this wave for a long time, and one of the most popular procedures is the infamous breast enhancement. It's become such a norm these days that it's hard to even keep track of which starlets have real breasts and which of them don't. The percentage of plastic is growing, but some celebs — and their chests — stand out more than others. Here are 15 famous celebrities with memorable artificial knockers; before, and after, their procedure. Of course we'll start out with none other than Knockers Montag herself.

In what can only be described as the funniest piece of legislation I've ever heard of, to protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication. How awesome is that?

Uhhh, before we get into anything, when did 60 Minutes get the hot South African correspondent? That lady doesn't know it, but we had phone sex while she was narrarating her article. In related news, I am wholeheartedly against any position taken by that angry lesbian/crazy animal lady. But seriously. The ranchers have rules set up where only a certain percentage of their herd can be hunted each year -- restrictions that don't exist in Africa where every fucking poacher with a rifle is looking to make a quick buck -- so if the their system been working for the last 50 years or so, why fix what isn't broken?

Lexan is the brand name for polycarbonate sheet and resin in a wide range of grades. In the 1960s, NASA used Lexan-brand polycarbonate for astronaut helmet assemblies and visors which became known as "bubble helmets", including those used by the Apollo moon astronauts. Lexan is also one brand of polycarbonate used to make football and other sports helmets In 1968, Lexan brand polycarbonate sheet could be used in windows, signs, greenhouses and other large applications. By laminating sheets up to 1.25" thick in the 1970s, a material tough enough to stop bullets was created. By 1969, taillights made from Lexan brand polycarbonate were found on the 1969 Dino Ferrari. It was also used not only in industrial safety glasses, but also to make lightweight traditional eyewear. Today, it is used in Fire Alarm Pull Stations.

A touchpad is a pointing device featuring a tactile sensor, a specialized surface that can translate the motion and position of a user's fingers to a relative position on screen. Touchpads are primarily used in self-contained portable laptop computers and do not require a flat surface near the machine. The touchpad is close to the keyboard, and only very short finger movements are required to move the cursor across the display screen; while advantageous, this also makes it possible for a user's thumb to move the mouse cursor accidentally while typing. Touchpad functionality is available for laptop computers in keyboards with built-in touchpads. Because they vary in size, they can also be found on personal digital assistants (PDAs) and some portable media players. Wireless touchpads are also available as detached accessories.

Yes, I think you're a dickhead. No actually, I just look through my FB friends list and if I see no interaction within the last 6 months or so... no soup for you! As for the wolves, stuff like this always makes me chuckle. See down here in Florida, it's coyotes. We constantly build more and more gated housing communities, encoraching upon more and more land that was once exclusively wild, and then cry these sad little tears when a starving coyote runs off with our precious cat. It's like building your fucking house on top of an ancient Indian burial ground, and then wondering why your daughter is yanked into the television by an angry poltergeist. But I can understand hunting for population control just like I can understand hutning to put food on yoru table. But if you are going to hunt, have respect for your quarry and dispatch them with as much reverance as you can. Don't be like these assholes, who should be drug out into the streets and shot themselves.

Discovered in 1884 near Barberton, South Africa, by Scotsman Robert Jameson, the Gerbera is the 5th most popular flower, after rose, carnation, chrysanthemum, and tulip. It is also the most popular daisy variety. Simple yet sophisticated, the vibrant colored Gerberas are the birth flowers for the star sign Leo (July). A beautiful compliment in any flower bouquet, each individual floret is shipped with a protective net and a clear tube to support the stem, to ensure that the flowers arrive and flourish to their maximum beauty and expected vase life.

Turning the tables a little bit, we have already read about all the famous male athletes that have conquered more beautiful women than Hugh Hefner. Now it is the ladies turn. It is time to take a look at some of the sexiest WAGs ever and the male athletes they have dated. As long as they have dated more than one male athlete, they can make the list. And remember, it is ranked in order of hotness and not by the number of conquests. If I ranked it based on conquests, Paris Hilton would win in a landslide. So here is the list of the 25 hottest WAGs with the most conquests of their own.

Wedding photography is the photography of activities relating to weddings. It encompasses photographs of the couple before marriage for announcements, portrait displays, or thank you cards, as well as coverage of the wedding and reception. It is a major commercial endeavor that supports the bulk of the efforts for many photography studios or independent photographers. Some wedding photographers have an office or studio which can double as a retail photography studio. In bigger cities, one might find dedicated wedding studios that only shoot weddings and may have large studios equipped with make-up, hair, and gowns ready for the bride to wear. Other wedding photographers work out of a home studio, preferring to photograph on location. The finished product is often displayed in a prominant location in the newlyweds home such as an entryway, living room, or dining room.

10 masterpieces of high-speed water photography

last surviving member of the original british sas dies aged 92

chinese blogger rescues 1,137 dogs that were intended to be killed for food

What An Adorable Hat, Errr, Boob, Errr, Baby, Errr, Hat.

A camerman on board an aircraft carrier during World War II is filming the incoming planes land, some damged, others not. He was unlucky enough to be filming at the time a bomb had been released by a plane that had just landed. The bomb had in fact been released in the air but had failed to detach from the plane. The impact of the landing dislodged the armed bomb, setting it free to bounce down the runway where it detonated.

Accent mirrors are the perfect finishing touch to add to the décor of any room. As any good decorator can tell you, the overall look of a room is as dependant on the details as it is the choice of furniture and fabrics. The use of accent mirrors and accessories can greatly enhance your living space and help create a look that captures your intended feel.

A couple of days ago, someone put out a Fail Compilation for January 2012, but I didn't post it because it wasn't created the regular folks who produce it, so it sucked. This is good one -- at 4:14 -- BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR.

So with all of these companies releasing their Super Bowl commerials early, what the fuck are we going to watch during the actual game? Anyway, Honda's complete Ferris Bueller commercial is out; a little nostalgic but at the same time kind of trampled on my childhood. Acura is reintroducing their NSX with Jerry Seinfeld's help -- SOUP FOR YOU -- and not to be upstaged, Toyota has invented a blender that plays Lionel Ritchie all night long.

A moon clip is a ring-shaped or star-shaped piece of metal designed to hold multiple cartridges together as a unit, for simultaneous insertion and extraction from a revolver handgun. Moonclips may either hold an entire cylinder's worth of cartridges together, half a cylinder (half-moon clip), or just two neighboring cartridges. Moon clips can be used either to chamber rimless cartridges in a double-action revolver (which would normally require rimmed cartridges), or to chamber multiple rimmed cartridges simultaneously. Moon clips are generally made from spring grade steel, although plastic versions have also been produced. Unlike a speedloader, a moon clip remains in place during firing, and after firing, is used to extract the empty cartridge cases. Moon clips may be even faster to use than a speedloader. Jerry Miculek, a top IPSC revolver shooter, has demonstrated the ability to fire six shots from a .45 ACP revolver, reload, and fire six more shots to the 6x11-inch A zone of an IPSC target at 15 ft in under three seconds. This feat was possible by using moon clips to allow quick and reliable ejection of the fired rounds, and a quick reload of all six chambers at once.

A wig is a head of hair made from horsehair, human hair, wool, feathers, yak hair, buffalo hair, or synthetic materials which is worn on the head for fashion or various other aesthetic and stylistic reasons, including cultural and religious observance. The word wig is short for periwig and first appeared in the English language around 1675. Some people wear wigs to disguise the fact that they are bald; a wig may be used as a less intrusive and less expensive alternative to therapies for restoring hair. Wigs may also be used as a cosmetic accessory, sometimes in a religious context. Actors often wear costume wigs in order to better portray a character.

From the WHY-THE-FUCK-ISN'T-HE-UNDER-ARREST-YET department: Attorney General Eric Holder’s Department of Justice dumped documents related to Operation Fast and Furious on congressional officials late Friday night. Central to this document dump is a series of emails showing Holder was informed of Brian Terry’s murder the day it happened, way the fuck back in December 15, 2010. Oh by the way, if you're one of the millions of legitimate users of Megaupload, using their service to store your important files offline.... tough shit, Eric Holder is doing to delete them without due process.

Centurion, also known as Century Club, Century Challenge, One-Hunzy-Hunzy, Chicken of the North, Hundred's Club and Century Clock in North America and the UK, is a drinking game. Although there are variations in the rules, a basic premise remains; drink one hundred shots of beer in as many minutes. Depending on the size of the shot glass used, either 2.5 or 3 litres of low volume drink such as cider or beer is required. Not to be confused with Power Hour (See below) where one must have one shot every minute for one hour and hence is only 60 shots.

Particle board is an engineered wood product manufactured from wood particles, such as wood chips, sawmill shavings, or even saw dust, and a synthetic resin or other suitable binder, which is pressed and extruded. Particleboard is a composite material. Particleboard is cheaper, denser and more uniform than conventional wood and plywood and is substituted for them when appearance and strength are less important than cost. However, particleboard can be made more attractive by painting or the use of wood veneers that are glued onto surfaces that will be visible. Though it is denser than conventional wood, it is the lightest and weakest type of fiberboard, except for insulation board. Medium-density fibreboard and hardboard, also called high-density fiberboard, are stronger and denser than particleboard. Different grades of particleboard have different densities, with higher density connoting greater strength and greater resistance to failure of screw fasteners.

Eh, I don't think so. Facial structure looks a little different, one photo looks more amateur'ey and the second looks more professional'ey. Usually, pro models don't let the non-pro shit of themselves make it onto the web. God Bless America: add one part Joe Vs The Volcano, one part Falling Down, with a dash of Breaking Bad. I like it.

This medical condition is so disturbing, it comes from an article listing every possible penis injury, and it still edged out the cracking sound, significant bleeding and "eggplant deformity" of a penis fracture. There's an urban legend about a babysitter who gets a call from the police warning him that the stimulation is coming from inside his penis. That legend is true! Some folks really love sticking things up there. How many? Nobody knows! But what most people would pay vast sums to be unable to imagine, others do quietly in the privacy of their own BDSM dungeon. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of the people next to you is a urethral stimulator. Is there no one on either side of you? Then it's YOU. Hey, no judgments. Just deep and disquieted awe. Now consider the young man who walked into a urologist's office and didn't even pretend the damnedest accident occurred while he was cooking dinner naked and aroused. He accidentally broke a piece of spaghetti off in his urethra. And yes, he was Italian.

Penmar Municipal Golf Course was designed by David Kent and opened in 1962. It is a beautifully landscaped executive 9-hole course located in Venice, CA. This short regulation course offers a variety of challenges and is an excellent opportunity to brush up on your short game. Penmar, because of it's proximity to Venice Beach provides a cool golfing experience during the hot summer months. The Penmar Recreation Center is located across the street.

In August of 1865, a Colonel P.H. Anderson of Big Spring, Tennessee, wrote to his former slave, Jourdan Anderson, and requested that he come back to work on his farm. Jourdan — who, since being emancipated, had moved to Ohio, found paid work, and was now supporting his family — responded spectacularly by way of the letter seen below (a letter which, according to newspapers at the time, he dictated). Rather than quote the numerous highlights in this letter, I'll simply leave you to enjoy it. Make sure you read to the end.

When it comes to smuggling melons, we like them big, firm and natural. We believe that breasts are truly a gift – not only are they fun to look at/play with/suckle on, but they can propel their bearer chest-first, into a heady world of top-heavy stardom. And rightly so. But in our book, whilst it may be true that whacking great bazongas can get you far, especially in Hollywood, if they ain’t real, pass on that feel… or something like that. Anyway, I’ve decided to honor those glorious specimens who have resisted the knife to rock a fresh, firm natural look. On a related note, did anyone else notice that aside from awesome natural boobs, Heidi Klum is a little googly-eyed?

Once snow is on the ground, it will settle under its own weight, largely due to differential evaporation, until its density is approximately 30% of water. When heavy, wet snow with a snow-water equivalent (SWE) ratio of between 6:1 and 12:1 -- in extreme cases, as heavy as 4:1 -- and a weight in excess of 10 pounds per square foot piles onto trees or electricity lines – particularly if the trees have full leaves or are not adapted to snow – significant damage may occur on a scale usually associated with hurricanes. An avalanche can occur upon a sudden thermal or mechanical impact upon snow that has accumulated on a mountain, which causes the snow to rush downhill en masse. Preceding an avalanche is a phenomenon known as an avalanche wind caused by the approaching avalanche itself, which adds to its destructive potential. Large amounts of snow which accumulate on top of man-made structures can lead to structural failure. During snowmelt, acidic precipitation which previously fell into the snow pack is released, which harms marine life.

10 most bizarrely placed tv satellite dishes

2012 best picture oscar nominees combined with porn tweets

heath frisby lands the first ever snowmobile FRONT FLIP during the x games

Men Are Not Hanged For Stealing Horses, But That Horses May Not Be Stolen.

Captain Bruce Hays was born December 29, 1965 in Merced, California. He graduated from Capitan (New Mexico) High School in 1984 and joined the U.S. Army. In 2008 Bruce was deployed to Afghanistan. Before he left, he bought a 1959 Chevy Apache pickup truck as an anniversary gift for his wife. Keeping it a secret, Bruce paid a local mechanic $17,000 to have the vehicle completed upon his return. Bruce was killed in action on Sept. 17, 2008. His family and friends later found out that the mechanic Bruce hired to restore the pickup did not complete the work on the vehicle and had left the area. By the time law enforcement caught up with the man, he had already spent all of the money and left the truck in several pieces. Stevinson Automotive offered help in the restoration of the 1959 Chevrolet Apache for Captain Bruce Hays’ wife and daughters. And here some some excellent photos of the truck's presentation to the Hays family. And boy, I'd sure like to get a hold of that cut-and-run mechanic and really nails his balls to the wall.

And if you regularly make leisure trips by train in Britain, how would you like to save 1/3 off your rail fares? That's what you get with a Railcard. Each Railcard has different cost savings, so take a look at the left hand panel for what's available. You can easily buy a Railcard online in just a few easy steps, imagine where you'd go if you had Britain at your disposal. With a Senior Railcard anyone 60 years or over can save 1/3 on Standard and First Class rail fares throughout Great Britain for 12 whole months. The card costs just £28, so for what works out to around £2.33 a month, you can look forward to dramatic savings.

Enjoi is a skateboarding company offering skateboard decks as their primary product. They also provide skateboarding accessories and clothing. The company was originally headed by professional skateboarders Marc Johnson and Rodney Mullen. Enjoi is owned and distributed by Dwindle Distribution, which is owned by Globe International. Enjoi released their first video, Bag of Suck in 2006. It won the Transworld Skate Video of the Year Award. The company's logo is a stylized panda.

It was World War II and Lieutenant Harold Fisher was on his 20th bombing mission, coming back from Italy. His B-17 "Bonnie Sue" was barely flyable. Two engines were gone, and he was seriously considering ditching the plane. He had the crew throw everything out -- guns, ammo, flak jackets, anything that could lessen the weight of the aircraft, hoping to stay aloft long enough for a miracle. They got one -- a familiar American P-38 fighter came by to cover him. Fisher radioed him asking for assistance, and his comrade happily obliged and pulled alongside to escort him home. Everything was at last looking up. Until a minute later, when Fisher was shot down by the very P-38 that was supposed to be covering him. Instead of an American pilot behind the controls, this particular P-38 was piloted by an Italian named Guido Rossi who had captured it on the ground. Fisher attempted a water landing with his aircraft and, as far as water landings go, it was pretty successful. After hand-picking a crew, Fisher went out in search of Rossi, but the slimy bastard never showed. Meanwhile, Rossi was still off somewhere in his undercover plane, pulling his ruse and shooting down B-17s left and right. Fisher wasn't going to give up. He pored over intelligence documents and found something interesting: Rossi's wife, Gina, was located behind friendly lines. Fisher quickly searched her out and found her. After seeing what she looked like, Fisher got a painter to paint a picture of her on his aircraft and put her name on it. On the next bombing mission, Fisher was getting ready to become a pretend straggler again when he all of a sudden was shot and became an actual straggler. Soon enough a P-38 pulled up alongside, but they couldn't tell if it was Rossi or not. Thinking this time it was a legitimate P-38, he ordered ammunition dumped overboard as well, until a curious question came across the radio. "Pretty girl, Gina. She from Constantine?" Suddenly thrust back into reality, Fisher ordered his men to keep their ammunition and guns and carried on with his conversation with the P-38 pilot, steering the discussion toward cutesy stories about how nice it was to be boning Mrs. Rossi. This infuriated Rossi to the point that he flew far ahead of the bomber and attempted a suicidal head-on attack... ...

Island Magazine is a quarterly literary publication "with an environmental heart". Started in 1979 it provides a forum for Tasmanian writers and writers from around Australia to publish new work. Island Magazine is a not-for-profit incorporated body run by a board of management.

Wow, this post really goes to show how awesome dogs are, and that humans are pretty much the scourge of the fucking earth, eh? if you're like me and checked out their Facebook page in hopes of making a donation, I personally don't get a warm and fuzzy feeling with Facebook having access to my Paypal account in any way, shape, or form. So I've messaged the folks at Greystone and as soon as I get a Paypal address that you can (directly) send funds to -- bypassing any Facebook app -- I'll pass it along. My heart goes out to the little guy but Christ I wish he had a different name. Every time I hear Malachi all I can think of is the souless ginger from Children of the Corn.

In 1990, the Berlin Wall came down and Helmut Kohl did a deal with Gorbachev allowing the reunification of Germany provided the Soviet army could remain in East Germany and be paid by West Germany for three years. Suddenly 500,000 Soviet soldiers were paid in hard currency and had almost nothing to do except drink. They then proceeded to spend their currency on Marlboro cigarettes, Levi jeans and Smirnoff vodka. The US-made variety of Smirnoff vodka was especially popular. The London office of Heublein was inundated with orders and the Vice President, Jeremy Collis, set about exploiting this "gusher" to the fullest extent possible. Huge in-store Smirnoff displays were set up in the Russian army stores and the officers' messes were renamed Smirnoff Clubs. Individual messes started serving in excess of 200 litres a night of Smirnoff. The Soviet forces became the biggest market in Europe for Smirnoff outside the UK. Smirnoff was shipped to Germany at the rate of 20,000 bottles a day. Moskowskaya and Stolichnaya's market share in Germany dropped from 100% to almost nothing. Seeing the popularity of Smirnoff amongst the Russian troops, Collis set about trying to sell Smirnoff vodka directly into the USSR. The entire vodka market in the Western world at that stage was 60 million cases but the USSR market was believed to be over 200 million cases. During the 1990s one of Piotr Smirnov's descendants started producing Smirnov vodka in Russia, claiming to be "The Only Real Smirnov". After a number of lawsuits, Smirnoff successfully reclaimed its trademark, while in 2006 Diageo concluded a joint venture deal with the Smirnov company.

A faucet aerator is often found at the tip of modern indoor water faucets. Without an aerator, water usually flows out of a faucet as one big stream. An aerator spreads this stream into many little droplets. This helps save water and reduce splashing. Faucet Aerators are often used in homes with low water pressure in order to increase the perceived water pressure. A faucet aerator helps to meet U.S. Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design (LEED) certifications by limiting the total flow of water.

A crossword is a word puzzle that normally takes the form of a square or a rectangular grid of white and shaded squares. The goal is to fill the white squares with letters, forming words or phrases, by solving clues which lead to the answers. In languages that are written left-to-right, the answer words and phrases are placed in the grid from left to right and from top to bottom. The shaded squares are used to separate the words or phrases. Squares in which answers begin are usually numbered. The clues are then referred to by these numbers and a direction, for example, "4-Across" or "20-Down". At the end of the clue the total number of letters is sometimes given, depending on the style of puzzle and country of publication. Some crosswords will also indicate the number of words in a given answer, should there be more than one.

Very cool, I just wish they had the camera centered on the locomotive instead of hanging off from the left side, so I could better see what track I was switching on to. And c'mon Ed, this new girl was a piece of cake; the fact that she's the Jack Links spokesperson made things too easy.

Ah, the illustrious marriage proposal. Confident, in love and prepared to tie the knot, Wes Welker finally asked his sexy girlfriend the magical question following his team's heart-throbbing AFC Championship win. With his Patriots preparing for the Super Bowl, now was clearly the ideal time to put a ring on Anna Burns' finger. The Hooters hottie seems set to cement her name in the sports world for good.

The adult human teeth show a morphology mainly differentiated by the shape of their upper surface (crown) and the number of the tooth roots. Individual tooth morphology is associated with the purpose of each tooth type (cutting, shredding or grinding the food). The 12 molars are the back human teeth. Molar teeth have a much different tooth morphology with large and flat upper surface and 2-4 roots. Molars is the one of types of teeth with the largest of the permanent teeth, used for the final chewing and grinding of the food before swallowing. The 8 premolars, used for the chewing of the food, are placed lateral to and behind the canine teeth, with a flat upper surface and 1-2 roots. Their crown has two pyramidal eminences or cusps. The 4 canine teeth are very strong, pointed corner teeth for tearing and shredding, placed laterally to each lateral incisor. They are larger and stronger than the incisors, except in this girl's case. The 8 incisors are the very front human teeth with rather flat surfaces, a straight sharp horizontal edge for cutting and biting the food and one long, single, conical root.

If you want an idea of how much rotor wash a CH-47 Chinook heavy lift helicopter puts out, check out this footage from northwestern Libya, where a Chinook is trying to land but ends up blowing over a massive festival tent.

A headband is a clothing accessory worn in the hair or around the forehead, usually to hold hair away from the face or eyes. Headbands generally consist of a loop of elastic material or a horseshoe-shaped piece of flexible plastic or metal. They come in assorted shapes and sizes and are used for both fashion and practical/utilitarian purposes. There are many kinds of headbands such as, leathered, plastic, metal, fabric, toothed, and novelty. The leather headbands are usually glued onto a harder plastic headband, or they are hand-stitched. Plastic headbands, which are most common, can be wavy, straight or angled and come in many colors. Metal can also be used to form and support leather headbands. Metal-only headbands may be plain or decorated, sometimes with precious jewels. Fabric headbands are comfortable because they do not dig into the head. They usually have an elastic band, so that the headband forms to the head. Horseshoe-shaped headbands are sometimes called Alice bands after the headbands that Alice is often depicted wearing in Through the Looking-Glass.

30 abstract satellite images of earth

soap actor commits suicide after pup's forced euthanasia

don't you move motherfucker, i will shoot you! i will shoot you where you stand!

dr. andrew peregrine narrates a surgery to remove giant kidney worms from an infected dog

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

pork tumor - old and busted: titan missile silo - the new hotness: bomb-proof earth station - dolphin tile

old and busted: honda bringing back ferris bueller - the new hotness: hyundai bringing back rocky balboa

three unsnapped buttons - 50 most scandalous cheerleaders in sports history - a rose by any other name

box of free kittens - alan rickman didn't even START his movie career until he was 46 - green enjoi sticker

magnetic knife holders - melissa midwest flight - brass shower curtain rod - pressure treated lumber