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So I'm doing a little tinkering with EHOWA and my goal is to make each days post a separate page. Huh? Well, this all stems from whenever I get an email from someone asking how they can link to a particular update; currently all the posts for a given month are all jammed into one page. So if you wanted to share a post from say... August 15th, you'd have to send someone to the August archive and tell them to scroll down through all the other offensive stuff to get to the one you want. So today is the first post that I'm filing specifically by date. No the archives are not built yet, so for now this is the only post until I get all the kinks worked out. I hope to set up some automated process because Jesus Christ, I ain't digging through nine years worth of shit, either. I've got better things to do with my time, like play Allah's Laser Adventure.

Question: What do you get when you mix Iggy Pop, Alice Cooper, Moby and Henry Rollins? Answer: A pretty kick ass vampire flick, that's what!

And as I previously predicted, Lindsay Lohan is back to being a redhead and already looks a metric shitload better. Before you know it she'll be looking like her old self again in no time.

OPERATION KNOCKER WATCH: Still in Costa Rica but this time almost losing her bikini top in a big wave. Soooooo close.

Fans of Friday Night Lights have known about Minka Kelly for years, but we think she has what it takes to become a household name. I noticed her recently while watching 500 Days of Summer on cable. Minka grabbed my attention with her beautiful eyes and killer smile even though she had a very minor part at the end of the film. I was also pleasantly surprised last night when Minka appeared on “Entourage” in a brief cameo as herself as Vince tries to hit on her at Eminem’s private party. We’ve put together a slideshow of Minka for your viewing pleasure.

dumbest signs at the 9/12 tea party rally.

hiring in the technology sector remains sluggish!

do you remember darwin awards? cuz they remember you!

what a new car really costs. how's that escalade working out for you?