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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 16, 2010
September 16, 2010

Someone Is Covering Up Yancy Butler's Career.

Old and busted: free climbing a 2,000 ft radio tower to repair it. The new hotness: free climbing a 2,000 ft radio tower to jump off it.

Remember Yancy Butler? She was the super hot chick from Drop Zone and was probably one of my first real crushes on an real celebrity. She looked good back then and though I didn't realize it at the time, it was because she was one of those women who possessed a clasic beauty. I've mentioned a few before: Bridget Moynahan, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, and Emma Watson. Then she slowly fell off the silver screen and somehow got demoted to television. She still looked good, but I think the subtle decline to her career took its toll because in 2008 she looked like this. Yeah I know, kind of unsettling, isn't it? I'm all for a chick dropping a few pounds but at some point, damn girl eat a couple slices of pizza or something. And that's not to pick on Yancy -- a lot of other celebs have had battles with the bottle, too. Well, as the rollercoaster continues to careen out of control, Yancy is back. This time in Lake Placid 3 -- which unfortunately doesn't have Betty White in it like the first one did. What a shame, eh? Anyway, I'll just stick to my zombie movies, thank you very much.

Got my ass in a lawn chair… toes in the sand… Guy in Playa (Costa Rica) got some nuts on his hand… life is good today. Been fun reading your stuff. I’m moving onto my boat and having one hell of a time. Anonymous

Where my Israeli peeps at? Or more to the point... anyone who can speak Hebrew. I watched this video of two assholes on a slingshot and the guy on the left speaks before breaking down and crying for his momma -- literally. If I am correct and he is indeed speaking Hebrew, then there's a good chance that he's riding the very same Sega Rocket that AJ and I did back during one of our two Tel Aviv trips.

Since I can't have a website without readers, it's important to us that you not wind up dead or in jail. So when I continue to point out crazy shit that we can't believe is still legal, I'm trusting you to not run out and buy these items and then use them to destroy your whole neighborhood.

Hey Ernie, You probably get a shitload of e-mails, so I'll make this quick: A new episode of Date Unknown was just released. It features the first date of 2 people who met on One of them is in a wheelchair. You will find it funny. I'd like to think that EHOWA's visitors will find this entertaining, too. If you believe so, it would be awesome if you posted the episode on the site. By the way, my name is Brandon. I'm 23 years old and founded Date Unknown myself with the mission of getting it broadcasted to as many people as possible. Any help with that would be appreciated. Thanks in advance, Brandon

The Chilean miners trapped in the mine? This kind of puts things into perspective, doesn't it?

The Florida panhandle breeds hot women. That’s why strippers are Florida’s #2 export behind cocaine. The combination of Seminole football loyalty, stripper genes, and the warm Florida climate guarantees that every home game will look more like a PG-13 rated spring break, than it will a collegiate event. Which is a good thing.

all about project eldest son from the vietnam war.

looks like fiat is dragging chrysler into the twenty first century.

i sincerely hope this asshole got his ass beat shortly soon after.

the hottest cheerleaders from the nfl week one.

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