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September 17, 2010 | ||
You're Not Gonna Like The Looks of This One.Christ I hate when I wake up in the morning and just can't seem to rub the sleep out of my eyes. Anyway, this clip from 'Girls Swimsuit Team Vs The Undead' pushes my love for Japanese school girls even further if that is at all possible. There's just something about Japanese school girls killing, maiming and eating each other that makes me all tingly and warm. Enjoy the apples and bananas! Has anyone else noticed that as the time to Election Day decreases, the number of people needing their ass kicked actually increases? First there was Derek Fenton (Koran Burning Guy) yesterday -- who got fired by the way, thanks John -- and now there's Blue Shirt Guy. What the fuck ever happened to good old live and let live? Oh I know, it died right along with Delaware's hopes for a Republican Senator. So in protest, guess whose picture I beat off to this morning. But as for Koran Burning Guy, aside from being a cowardly attention seeking douchebag, I don't see why he should lose his job, as he didn't burn said Koran while wearing his NJ Transit uniform. Now as for "violating the New Jersey Transit's code of ethics"? That I can't answer as I don't know the nuts and bolts of it. But my prediction is he'll get his job back in the ensuing hilarity that's sure to follow in the coming weeks. But do me this one small favor: if you hear anyone saying something to the effect of, "OMG! New Jersey is imposing Sharia law now?" -- punch them right in the fucking face.
Hey you know that game people play on the beach where people paddle a ball back and forth? Yeah, what's that called? Good news: This year's Miss Ukraine beauty pageant just finished. Great news: This year's winner, Anna Poslavskaya supports using full body scanners at the airport. Bad news: Pamela Anderson was one of the judges. Since Ines Sainz has become a household name in recent days after allegedly being mistreated by the New York Jets last week. The reporter for Mexico's TV Azteca claims she was subjected to heckling and catcalls when she visited the Jets' practice facility. Looking at her body of work, it's not hard to see why. Here's a look at how Ms. Sainz compares to America's favorite sideline diva, Erin Andrews.
There’s no doubt that life can be hard for little people. However, while on screen icons like Kenny Baker (R2-D2) and Warrick Davies (Willow, Wicket and the Leprechaun) might have married people their own height, many of their contemporaries have aimed higher – and found themselves with some beautiful full-sized ladies. Here are little celebrities with partners almost twice their size. My biggest mind fuck: Verne Troyer with Playmate Genevieve Gallen. And then I remembered, oh yeah, he's rich. sophie turner the controversial "see-thru incident". rudolph the red-nosed reindeer dies. so long billie mae richards, we hardly knew ye. |
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