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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 29, 2010
September 29, 2010

Would That Be A Noun Or A Verb?

Just when you've though the world has gone to hell in a fucking handbasket, something comes along to restore your faith in sanity. Such is the case of the motorcyclist who was charged with illegal wiretapping when his helmet-cam recorded his traffic stop. Oh, did I mention the cop pulled his fucking gun on the guy? Now listen, I'm all for cops shooting the confrontational asshole who goes out of their way to be a nuisance, but that wasn't the case this time in Maryland. Speeding? Yes. Driving like an asshole? Yes. Are either of those two infractions worthy of the cop skinning his smokewagon and going to work? Uh, I don't think so. Either way, it's nice to see the court ruled in favor of HelmetCam Guy.

Osho, known for his revolutionary contribution to the science of inner transformation, continues to inspire millions of people worldwide in their search to define a new approach to individual spirituality that is self-directed and responsive to the everyday challenges of contemporary life. The Sunday Times of London named him one of the '1,000 Makers of the Twentieth Century,' and novelist Tom Robbins called him 'the most dangerous man since Jesus Christ.' One of Osho's most famous books is titled Love, Freedom, Aloneness: The Koan of Relationships, and as you can see, it's quite popular.

Recently, Anna Kournikova did a photo shoot in 3D, which makes sense since everything is in either HD or 3D nowadays. Even stuff you might not want to see in 3D. But hopefully here is a list of ladies you wouldn't mind seeing in all three dimensions.

Long time reader sometime submitter. Aircraft 85-426 which is listed as a block 30 GE engine with the analog flight controls. The airframe is currently listed as an Instructional Airframe. Which means that the aircraft had most likely reached a service life or the airframe had crack beyond a feasible repair and the airframe which is still a configuration currently in service and had life left to teach new maintainers. Here is a link to the F-16 database. Chris

I’ve never really understood the whole idea of mixing an energy drink like Red Bull with vodka. Surely the two would cancel each other out? Maybe the idea is that you’d still fall down in the gutter, but you’d have the energy to get up afterwards, instead of falling asleep there. Or perhaps it’s so that you can dance all night…like an idiot? Either way, here's some Red Square Reloaded brand vodka.

Let's talk celebrity blow up sex dolls. Would I bone the Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, or Jessica Alba? The answer is yes, yes I would. I'd feel horrible afterwards, especially once the video made it onto YouTube, but I'd still do it. Now the Tori Spelling, GI Jane (a shaved head Demi Moore), and J-Lo? Uh, the answer is nein. I'd probably do an Olivia Wilde, one though, but I'd probably have to overinflate the tits. But a Sarah Palin doll? Well, I'll let you make the call on that one.

Ernie, Took this traveling through the tiny town of Hoboken GA. I know it's a bit of a drive for you, but it might be worth it! Hope you can make it!! Chris

We all remember this girl who bawled her eyes out like a baby while getting a tattoo. Then there was this girl whose tattoo artist laughed at by her as she too showed her wussy side. But both of these chicks get trumped by this redneck broad whose gets to told to more or less, sit still and shut the fuck up. I think I know someone who doesn't do anal! Now someone told me one that you can't get a tattoo when you're drunk, because the alcohol thins your blood and makes you bleed too much. But for Christ's sake lady, pop a few fucking Tylenols first.

God dammit. Does anyone know how to enable the red-eye function on my camera?

Remember that Amusement Park you loved as a kid that burned down in the 70's, or how about your favorite Ice Cream Store, well it was your favorite Ice Cream Store right up to the day those fuckers tore it down to build Condos in the 90's, and don't forget that Pool you used to swim in, it was a great pool....until those Bastards paved it over in the 80's for office space... Well now you can see them all again! From the air anyway......courtesy of The good people at Historic Aerials Works like Google Maps, but as the name implies it uses Aerial Photography from as far back as the 1930's, instead of Satellite imagery. Now the quality is not the greatest (especially on the older maps) so don't get your panties in a twist if you can't tell whose car is parked in your parents driveway in "71". Unfortunately, not all areas of the U.S. are available...most of The North-East, and for some reason ALL of Iowa. Go Figure... Well, have fun and say hello to Doc Brown for me........ Geo

Old and busted: curing H1N1 the Irish way. The new hotness: curing H1N1 the Irish Catholic way.

In a shocking development that we're sure will be covered as the top story tonight, the Hollywood paparazzi took as many photographs as possible of Kim Kardashian, who poured herself into a dress that was clearly several sizes too small.

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