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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 30, 2010
September 30, 2010

Wow, Dexter's Sister/Wife Fought Zombies.

I dunno why, but I never pieced that together before last night. Wexter's on screen sister/real life wife is Jennifer Carpenter, who was the chick reporter in the 2008 zombie flick Quarantine. Huh. Anyway, here's the first episode of Dexter's new season. No, no bullshit. It's been edited some but other than that, here is all fifty-five minutes of it. You're welcome. And if you'll bear with me for one second here, I've got a related tangent. A gang of tough London gangsters get more than they bargained for when a group of businessmen make an offer to buy their club. They turn out to be nothing less than Vampires wanting their land back and turn viciously on the gangsters when their demands are not met. Bonus: it stars Bill Murray. No, not that Bill Murray, the English one whose daughter Jaime played that crazy AA sponsor chick in season two of Dexter. Anyway, the trailer for this flick is here and some HD captures of Dexter's onscreen wife Julie Benz topless, are here.

Oktoberfest is one of the great parties that every guy should experience. Huge beers and drunken ladies showing off their cleavage in authentic Bavarian costumes come to mind. Oktoberfest is a two-week festival held each year in Munich during late September and early October. With six million people attending every year, it’s the world largest fair and one of the most famous events in the world. This year, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton jetted out to Munich to join in the fun in the sun. Naturally, they put on the appropriate costumes to show off their assets. Here are the photos.

The next time you're at the Renaissance Faire and you see the blacksmith and saddle maker toiling away at their quaint jobs, try to remember that once upon a time those were common, everyday careers. And then take a moment to realize that a lot of the iconic jobs that have been part of our lives since birth will, before long, go the way of the blacksmith. Looks like you picked the right week to quit being a figher pilot, Puddy!

Hi Ernie, On your thumb links 09/29/10 on public flashing, there is one girl down towards the bottom that looks exactly like Leah Remini who played Kevin James' wife on the tv show "King of Queens". She was way to hot for Kevin James. See what you think. KK

You know, when that show was on the air I kind of had hot pants for Leah Remini. But it was tough and go, because she was a woman who could look fabulous one episode, and then downright scary the next. Not to mention that she seemed like the kind of chick who would have no problem strapping you between two cars and driving you nuts first into a pole. I guess it was that new York City attitude. Well, either that or the fact that she's a Scientologist and thus doesn't believe in Jesus.

The former WWE Diva is in "The Expendables" for only one scene, but it's one of the most memorable unbelievable scenes in the entire movie. We can't say we blame Mickey Rourke, or at least his character, for giving Lauren Jones a love tap on her ass and I hope you enjoy this amazing photo gallery featuring her "primary asset".

This girl is learning how to drive a standard transmission, but she clearly needs some help in managing the gearsshift. Or maybe she doesn't?

george lucas continues to suck steven spielberg's dick.

you can say goodbye to 'deadliest catch'. nice job, discovery channel assholes.

everyone who can still make fun of denis leary, please step forward. NOT SO FAST, GREG GIRALDO!

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