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It's Not Conversating, You Dumb Fuck. It's Conversing.

This past weekend, I stumbled across this gem from way, way, way back. I remember posting that when the stick figures were front and center. Don't get your panties all in a twist, it's about as fake as when you mix the (former) WWF and Robocop. A snuff film or snuff movie is a motion picture genre that depicts the actual death or murder of a person or people, without the aid of special effects, for the express purpose of distribution and entertainment or financial exploitation. Though many films featuring real deaths exist, such for-profit films are generally regarded as an urban legend. One argument against the existence of any non-documentary snuff movie would be the legal assertion that anyone screening such a film would automatically become an accessory to a crime. So please, for now on let's all stick to only what's real, like zombies and Lara Croft, okay?

Good news. Not only has Cigar Guy finally been identified, but here's how to dress like him for Halloween.

And in case you missed it, Donald discovered Glenn Beck. Ands then feeling a little picked on, Glenn Beck responds with his own take on things. Now, Mickey and Goofy are pretty fucking shaken up about the whole ordeal.

Hey Macintosh gurus... is this one of those new Mac Book Pros?

Ladies Bar is the product of more than ten months of work in some of the roughest cantinas in La Santisima Muerte, Guadalajara – Mexico’s second-largest city. The pictures in this collection were taken by John Sevigny in small bars frequented by criminals, drug addicts, and aggressive drunks. The photos focus on cantina women, those who work as prostitutes and paid drinking companions. With all those , ahem, lovely ladies to choose from I guess I'd pick either #23 or #25 as amy drinking buddy?

Why is Randy Moss being traded? Hint: it seems he and Tom Brady fought about each others hair And I am so not fucking kidding. Undoubtedly Moss then his Brady with his purse, and Brady retaliated by scratching Moss's eyes out. Couple of fucking buttercups, those two are.

No sweat. Send me her Facebook page, and I'll ask her. Just so long as she's not Jewish, because if I've said it once I've said it a hundred times: don't piss off the Jews, man. They'll fucking kill ya. Although that picture would make a great Subaru commercial, wouldn't it? Don't worry, the little terrorist is just fine.

The Eleventh Viper Owner Invitational (VOI) was held in Salt Lake City, Utah from September 30th to October 3rd, 2010. If you love Vipers this is as close to heaven as you’ll get. Our friends were kind enough to let us take a look at the weekend events and many of the out of this world Dodge Vipers. The main theme behind this Utah gathering is to celebrate the passion and unbridled enthusiasm of Viper Nation and it’s hosted by Viper Club of America. The turnout was strong with more than 350 Vipers, 750 guests, and a special SRT performance driving experience with the Challenger SRT8 and Charger SRT8 on an autocross course.

nothing to see here, just shauna sands deepthroating a hot dog. move along.

the movie airplane! minus all the jokes. surely you can't be serious. of course i am.

implant chicks throwing footballs and photoshoot of the hottest women volleyball players.