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For The Next Time You Have To Fart In The Shower.Do this. Place your hand flat against the crack of your ass, so that your middle finger is pressed against your taint and the palm of your hand forms somewhat of a cup. No, it's not what you think. Now face away from the showerhead so water runs down your back and fills up your cupped hand. Once your sphincter is sufficiently underwater, let your fart go as hard as you can. You'll swear Donald Duck is standing behind you. I used to love playing Lemmings, it was the first real thinking game that I found. So when Dan sent this in, I LOLd. i did get the chance to watch a few of the miners being brough up this morning... they sure took their fucking time unloading these poor bastards from that rescue capsule, didn't they? Female celebrities are often judged by their fashion sense on the red carpet, as they show off the latest styles and trends for the paparazzi's cameras. But every once in a while they trade in their designer dresses for a tight fitting pair of jeans and a jersey of their favorite sports team. There is nothing sexier than a woman in a sports jersey, and these female celebrities are no exception. Except they forgot Ashley Judd and Rebecca Gayheart! Mental note: Polish chicks can't parkour as well as their German counterparts, but they have awesome names and look marvelous in sports bras. Gay issues have been in the news a lot lately, from the debate over same-sex marriage in Congress to a rash of gay-bashing in New York City. We see a lot of emotion out there, instead of information, so OkCupid wanted to provide some data-based context on sexuality so that people might make better choices about what they say, think, and do.
Which would you rather play: auto-pong or ping-pong? Seven year old Kathleen Edward is in the final stages Huntington's Disease, a neighbor who is feuding with the family admitted to posting grim depictions of Laura and Kathleen on Facebook, and also had a coffin hitched to a pick-up truck in front of the house - which the neighbor says is for a halloween decoration. Needless to say, once this came to light, the neighbors were in for a world of shit. But don't worry too much, Jennifer Petkov changed her tune once the folks at 4chan got a hold of her, including several death threats.
Fans of “Friday Night Lights” have known about Minka Kelly for years, but we think she has what it takes to become a household name. I noticed her recently while watching “500 Days of Summer” on cable. Minka grabbed my attention with her beautiful eyes and killer smile even though she had a very minor part at the end of the film. I was also pleasantly surprised when Minka appeared on “Entourage” in a brief cameo as herself as Vince tries to hit on her at Eminem’s private party. Here's a slideshow of Minka for your viewing pleasure. The slideshow starts with some great photos from the set of her upcoming movie, “The Roommate,” and we’ve included plenty of sexy and glamorous red carpet photos.
Well, Dodge has released some new photos of the 2011 Dodge Charger and I have to give them props -- they FINALLY got something right in the recycling of old 1970 muscle. The headlights still look kind of stupid but check out these fucking taillights baby! Me personally, I'm a huge fan of the 1968 Corvette style taillights, so I'm a little biased. At least it's a step in the right direction though. gearbox working with retailers to honor duke nukem forever preorders. the smartest tempe12 models, worst kids to pregame with, and hot chicks holding red cups. how to not freak out in a gunfight. by a guy who has never been in one. |
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