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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 22, 2010
October 22, 2010

A Change Of Spooky Halloween Plans.

Did I mention that I am so looking forward to AMC's The Walking Dead, that I changed my dates to go to Universal's Halloween Horror Nights, so that I could be home for Dead's premire on the 31st? Yep, instead of going on Halloween night like I usually do, I'll be going that Friday before, on the 29th instead. It won't be quite the same but fuck man, zombies are afoot. And while AMC's The Walking Dead may be the most anticipated horror event of the year, zombie fans looking for an entertaining appetizer would be wise to check out "Dead Set". After Stephen King included the British miniseries in his year-end Entertainment Weekly column listing his favorite TV shows of 2009, I’ve been anxious to see what all the buzz is about. And thanks to IFC – which is airing the horror series throughout the week starting on October 25th, as well as showing all five episodes back-to-back on Halloween night – Dead Set is finally coming stateside. The catch is, since I don't have cable anymore I have to wait for them to become available on Hulu. Godammit. But I have to disagree with ol Mr. King on Harper's Island -- that show was downright fucking stooopid.

Can anyone tell what branch of the military this girl is from? I'd like to contact her for LBEH.

This is the kind of shit the internet was made for. So if you have a weak stomach this one might be kind of tough AWESOME to watch. A chick takes a ride on a roller coaster and pukes on herself and her friends. And let me tell you she ate a lot of hot dogs before going on this rollercoaster. The heaving starts at 1:25 with the motherload(s) starting at 1:45.

Ernie, Thanks for your rant about pot. I was stationed on the USS Ticonderoga CG-47 several years ago. During our final deployment before we decommissioned her we were conducting counter narcotic ops with the US Coast Guard in the Caribbean. We made five different busts with a total of 410 bails of cocaine seized and 17 drug runners detained for prosecution in the United States. Here's a few pics of our "prize". Four of the five busts were on go-fast boats and one was a "mother ship" (fishing boat). To protect identities I did photoshop over some faces and the fishing boats name and registration numbers. The average cost of a kilo varies depending on the demand from $12,000 to $35,000. We used $24,000 when we figured up the value of the entire seizure: $24,000 x 25 (kilos per bail) x 410 (bails) = $246,000,000.00 and that's just whole sale value, figure 15 - 20 times more by the time it hits the street.... navydave

Ernie, Your stance on the legalization of marijuana does have some points, but being a retired Police officer, I disagree. Alcohol and Marijuana are both drugs, and they can be addictive, both physically and psychologically. Yes, you can say just using marijuana doesn't lead to other drugs, but that's like saying, if a person only drinks beer, he won't drink hard liquor. Unlike alcohol, which dissipates from the human system in a day or two, marijuana (THC) stays in the system up to 30 days. I doubt the "pot head" will have the common sense not to drive or operate heavy equipment. Alcohol drinkers certainly don't. I personally have witnessed the results of both alcohol and marijuana use (abuse), which have been tragically horrific. One can also argue. Just tax it and local governments will reap tax revenue. History has shown, that whatever monies that have been rec'd through alcohol taxation, do not offset the cost in lives, property damage and rehabilitation, which have been lost through the use of alcohol. I doubt if California legalizes marijuana, it will put much of a dent in the drug cartels control of drug trafficing, throughout the rest of the U S and world. What's a solution. I don't know. Prohibition, nor the repeal of it, solved this country's alcohol problems. Just my two cents. Keep up the good work on a great site. Bo

But there's one thing wrong with your reasoning, Bo. You're comparing apples to oranges, or more specifically, the length of time one of these two (alcohol/THC) can impair your judgement vs the length of time it can be detected in your system. Sure weed/THC can be detected in your system for up to thirty days, but you can't honestly tell me you believe the person is high for that long. To use the same comparison for booze, an ETG urine test can detect alcohol up to 80 hours after initial consumnption -- but that doesn't magically extend the crushing effects of alcohol for that long. But I sure wish it did, haha. Shit, for that matter, hair folicle tests can isolate traces of both alcohol and drugs back to ninety days, the same way cutting rings indicates the tree's age. So to suggest marijuana should continue to be against the law because it can impair your judgement for an extended period of time? Man, you gotta be high. I'm just saying that if you have two 'drugs' that are comparable in regards to benefits/detriments/side effects/potency/duration, making one illegal while the other is not just seems pretty unfair to me.

This is the most accurate description of Christine O'Donnell I have ever read, "she looks halfway decent, in a Sarah Palin sort of way. But she is also the Westboro Baptist Church of the Republican Party." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ernie: This one's pretty controversial, so your audience should love it! To find out which religion would protect you best in a holy war, we shot bullets at holy books from all the major religions, including the Bible, Torah, Vedas, and (gasp!) the Qu'ran! With pictures and video -- hope you can give it a hotlink from EHOWA! John

Awwww look. A picture from this girl's First Communion. How sweet!

The beautiful Wrenna Monet was discovered at the Ultimate Fantasy Sports Weekend held at the Fantasy Springs Resort Casino near Palm Springs. Wrenna is a sexy redhead and she’s also an actress. Here are some great photos in the fitness area of the resort.

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