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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 25, 2010
October 25, 2010

Why Do All Serial Killers Turn Out To Be Crazy White People?

Colonel Russell Williams is a murderer, serial rapist, and former Colonel in the Canadian Forces. From July 2009 to his arrest in February 2010, he commanded Canadian Forces Base Trenton, a hub for air transport operations in Canada and abroad and the country's largest and busiest airbase. Williams was also a decorated military pilot who had flown Canadian Forces VIP aircraft for Canadian dignitaries such as Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, the governor general, the prime minister, and others. On February 8, 2010, he was relieved as the base commander at CFB Trenton due to criminal charges. He was formally charged by the Crown Attorney pursuant to provisions set forth in the Criminal Code of Canada on evidence collected by the Ontario Provincial Police with two counts of first-degree murder along with two counts of forcible confinement and two counts of breaking and entering and sexual assault; another 82 charges relating to breaking and entry were subsequently added. On October 21, 2010, Williams was sentenced to two life sentences for first-degree murder, two ten-year sentences for other sexual assaults, two ten-year sentences for forcible confinement and 82 one-year sentences for burglary; all the sentences will be served concurrently at Kingston Penitentiary. The life sentences mean Williams will serve a minimum of 25 years before parole eligibility. This videotape of his police interview and subsequent confession was played at his sentencing: parts 1 - 2 - 3.

Remember this picture of the camera lens that got all busted up after being struck by a shattered bat? Here's an interview with the man who was working the camera that fateful evening.

The latest hub-bub in the modeling world is the new Victorias Secret Fantasy bra, which costs a paltry sum of $2,000,000. Which to me seems kind of surreal. I mean sure, it's holding Adriana Lima's perfect tits, but that's not what I'm talking about. I mean $2,000,000 fucking dollars. For a bra. Which let's be honest, isn't a figure that many of us can really come to grips with. I mean $20 for a bra, sure. But $2,000,000? But let's see if we can't whittle that down to something we can wrap our minds around. America's favorite nerd, 55 year old Bill Gates, currently has a net worth somewhere around $54,000,000,000. Compare that to the average American of the same age, who has a net worth of $209,900. That means when Bill wants to go out and surprise Melinda with this jewel laced bra? it's like you or me dropping a Walmart worth $7.77. And just for the record, I looked but didn't have any luck finding a bra that costs exactly $7.77.

For the undeader side of Sears, shop the Sears' Zombie section. HA! Chris

A friend sent this to me, a fellow film maker of his has been making these for 12 years.A HALLOWEEN TREAT: This is yet another brilliant short film from my friend Adam Green (director of Frozen, Hatchet, Hatchet2). Every year he creates a brilliant Halloween short film for his fans and this year takes the cake...or perhaps the candy. Jack

By the way, the Massachusetts accent at the end was absolutely beautiful. Oh and Deanna Favre released a statement today. "The pictures that Brett sent out were intended for me. In no way did he mean to deliver them to into the hands of Jenn Sterger or any one else but me, but you all know Brett – they were intercepted." Ha! And in other football related news, somebody should have let the Redskins/bears coashing staffs that the best catches of the game should be done by your wide receivers... not the opposing team's cornerbacks. But as you can see, it was a two way street -- Donovan McNabb's face at the end is priceless.

The tapetum lucidum is a layer of tissue in the eye of many vertebrate animals, that lies immediately behind or sometimes within the retina. It reflects visible light back through the retina, increasing the light available to the photoreceptors. This improves vision in low-light conditions, but can cause the perceived image to be blurry from the interference of the reflected light. The tapetum lucidum contributes to the superior night vision of some animals. Eyeshine is a visible effect of the tapetum lucidum. When a light is shone into the eye of an animal having a tapetum lucidum, the pupil appears to glow. Eyeshine can be seen in many animals, in nature and in flash photography.

so im watching some porn, girl gets out of shower, has nice tits... wait, what did she just do at 6 seconds in??? OMFG!!! Jessee

Remember the little girl w/ Huntington's Disease that got made fun of by some CUNT? Here's her big day at the toy store! Dave.

Well, that and this. Boy, people are just lining up to burn her ass, so to speak, eh? Which you have to admit, this has made for a pretty epic battle, eh?

We've all seen pictures about internet memes, or gotten emails about tourists who are abducted or drugged, only to wake up with a ragged scar where one of their kidneys used to be. These kind of stories sound like good fodder for an Eli Roth movie, but they couldn't possibly be true, could they? Tell that to Indian construction worker Mohammad Saleem, who thought he had just lucked into a new, higher paying job working construction in New Dehli, sans one kidney.

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