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Confession: I Remember Beating Off To 'Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark'So if Universal Halloween Horror Nights sucks this year -- it kind of did last year, but was awesome the one before that -- I think I'm going to take a break next year. I was looking through their Wikipedia entry and it seems every few years or so, they base the entire thing upon Horror movies that have been released that year. As last year's Wolfman sucked, so did its associated HHN. This year they seem to have gone back to the basics, so I've got some high expectations. One staple they always do is a nice stretch of zombies - some 'dead' World War II soldiers, Zombiegeddon, and thjis year there's Zombie Gras? I giggled like a little kid. Watch for ErnieCam pics! Cassandra Peterson is an American actress best known for her on-screen horror hostess character Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. She gained fame on Los Angeles television station KHJ wearing a black, gothic, cleavage-enhancing gown as host of Movie Macabre, a weekly horror movie presentation. Her wickedly vampish appearance is offset by her comical character, quirky/quick-witted personality, and valley girl-type speech. The Elvira character rapidly evolved from obscure cult figure to lucrative brand-name and "Mistress of all Media," spawning countless products throughout the 1980s and 1990s, including Halloween costumes, comic books, action figures, trading cards, pinball machines, Halloween decor, model kits, calendars, perfume, and dolls. She has appeared on the cover of Femme Fatales magazine five times. Her popularity reached its zenith with the release of the feature film, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark in 1988. But unlike the Delaware Dingbat, Elvia is indeed a witch... except with bigger tits. Which you can see here, if you like (NSFW)
Keep this book in mind the next time you're sawingyour way through a nice ribeye, while the hippie in the next table orders a soyburger: The vast majority of soy at your local market is not a health food. 91% of soy grown in the US is genetically modified (GM) soy that is contaminated with large pesticide residues. The genetic modification is done to impart resistance to the toxic herbicide Roundup, so they can spray it over the soy plants to improve crop production by killing the weeds. This is solely meant to increase farming efficiency and provide you with less expensive soy. In other words, cheap as opposed to healthy. Yes, there appears to be a darker side to soy than you might imagine. Not to be outdone by the NFL, the NHL tries to get some attention with the old busted camera trick.
Eh, I think it's all just bullshit hype. Next thing you know Lesnar will be guest hosting a night on the next WWE Raw. But uh, how do I say this politely... when the hell did Blake Lively get her tits done? They look bellicimo! term life insurance and the undead. i know somebody who should be wearing metal bracelets. ebonics? "somebody bout to get dey ass beat..hummmmm who you think won.?" twenty pictures of audrina patridge, beers with mr. belding and ms. meena the sexy ny giants girl. |
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