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LET'S BRING EM HOME 2018 HAS COMPLETED 99 TICKETS SO FAR!
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November 18, 2010 | ||||
Mr Sulu. LBEH Status Report.So far we've 37 ticket requests, but have only been able to book 15, with the rest as pending. Why the long face? First and foremost, lack of funds amigo. Hint, hint. This year's oddball ticket?
So listen. Anybody that's born in a country halfway across the Pacifdic, but moves here and fights for my country? Deserves a helping hand. So yeah, she was one of the first tickets we bought, although it set us back only $1938.56. Yeah only. So with our cash reserved tapped out, we are now completely dependant on future donations this year. I know times are tough. I know we've heard about iraq and Afghanistan for going on ten years now. But this is the chance to really put a few bucks to good use and make some stateside parents very happy. Awww, look at the new parents. They look so happy and content, right? Yeah, well that didn't last long. Did you like the Rosie Jones' Old Spice spoof? If so, you'll love this picture gallery of her. Lots of bikini photos, but otherwise safe for work.
While Washington's heroic crossing of the Delaware may be firmly implanted into the American psyche, the truth is actually a whole lot stupider than what we were taught in history class. It turns out a loyalist spy named Moses Doan observed Washington along the Delaware on Christmas Eve, along with what he described as "a boatload of soldiers." He immediately notified Col. Johann Rall of the Hessians about the impending attack but was turned away because the colonel was engaged in a heated game of chess -- or, depending on who you ask, a poker game. Since the colonel had no wish to be disturbed, Doan left him with a note that read: "Washington is coming on you down the river, he will be here afore long." Rall, still deeply engrossed in his game, stuffed the note into his pocket without giving it a thought. Sure enough, Johann Rall was found dead the next morning, his little "Washington is coming on you down the river" note still unopened in his pocket. ... And that's why America exists.
One of my favorite Simpsons characters -- okay, the only one I like -- is Santa's Little Helper, also known as No. 8 or His Majesty, King Suds McDuff of Sixpakistan, is the Simpson's family greyhound. He was introduced in the first full length Simpsons episode titled "Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire" which believe it or not, was supposed to be the eigth episode according to the original schedule. And how this didn't make the list of best Simpsons episodes, I'll never know.
Steve Bridges is an American comedian, impressionist, and actor who has "developed a repertoire of over 200 impressions, including TV characters Barney Fife and Homer Simpson, broadcasters Tom Brokaw, Paul Harvey and Rush Limbaugh; his impressions of political leaders Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Arnold Schwarzenegger rapidly established him as a premiere vocal impressionist." In 2006 he appeared alongside the real George W. Bush at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner, mimicking him during his speech, acting as his inner thoughts. And now he's got Obama down, too. size of the universe on a sliding scale. what to make of facebook's new messaging system. trust me. watch this muay-thai fight. the shit gets real around 1:20. mexican babe malillany marin, are pool party girls real, and the hottest babes on boats. |
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