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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 01, 2010
December 01, 2010

Drippings To The Poor.

Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER [tanks|gun]to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU TOO!

And on that note, does anyone else think Gabrielle Anwar has either had a facelift or Botox injections before this season fo Burn Notice? She's always had a great body but last season her face looked like a lump of melted wax in a hot room, this season she looks a hundred times better. And it looks like the second season to The Walking Dead just took a turn for the worst. Right as the show is starting to gain traction, right as it's starting to take off... why the fuck would you do that?

Things you'll wish you hadn't seen today: this diabetic's stomach, this diabetic's feet, this diabetic's arm, this hungry hyena, this wolf spider, and the face of a bullet ant under a microscope.

Carmen is of mixed decent consisting of a Native American, Italian, Hispanic, and Black background. She most identifies with her Italian background because of her upbringing but she embraces all aspects of her heritage. Contrary to what several have assumed, every aspect of her body is 100% natural. Everything from her full lips, her fit body, and her 32E breasts are all real. Other than a few tattoos, she plans on keeping everything natural and untouched.

We affectionately call this guy Balldazar for obvious reasons. Love the site, Tom.

Family Guy's "Naked Gun" Spoof. RIP Frank Drebin. best, Howard

Ah, poor Leslie Nielsen. But speaking of celebrities getting up there, here are 80 over 80. And ever since I fell in love with her sexy cheerleader character, Annabelle Farrell, in The Replacements, Brooke Langton has gone missing in the world of hotties. Probably because her tits weren't big enough to build an entire career around. But when you pretend to be a movie star or a sports star, what is the one thing you always make sure is perfect? Your girlfriend or wife! When I picture myself pitching in the World Series, the first thing I imagine is that hottie cheering me on in the front row. She would most likely be Megan Fox or maybe Gisele Bundchen of course. What am I talking about? I am talking about fictional WAGs. The WAGs we see in sports movies or television shows but think nothing of because we are more concentrated on the sports aspect of the movie. These are the women we usually forget about but they are the ones that bring the heat.

boy who fled cambodia's 'killing fields' returns as us naval commander.

a photo gallery of victoria's secret model candice swanepoel. you're welcome.

two mexican chicks fighting. and the best part? "cheese pregnant, what da fuuuuuck."

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