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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 10, 2010
December 10, 2010

Ahhh, Such Innocence.

So I have a question for your California gun owers and high capacity handgun magazines. When Mel Gibson was dishing out some home correction to his wife, the cops came and confiscated all of his firearms because it was a domestic abuse situation. And while I applaud Mel for taking the zombie apocaslypse quite seriously, I thought you guys couldn't have any magazine with a capacity over 10 rounds (e.g. the 92FS mag)?

The only bad thing about watching a video titled "crane fail" is you pretty much know how its going to end.

FINALLY! Holllywood is FINALLY making a sequel to Army of Darkness Clash of the Titans. Seriously? What the fuck.

Tartan is a pattern consisting of criss-crossed horizontal and vertical bands in multiple colours. Tartans originated in woven wool, but now they are made in many other materials. Tartan is particularly associated with Scotland. Scottish kilts almost always have tartan patterns. Tartan is made with alternating bands of coloured (pre-dyed) threads woven as both warp and weft at right angles to each other. The weft is woven in a simple twill, two over - two under the warp, advancing one thread each pass. This forms visible diagonal lines where different colours cross, which give the appearance of new colours blended from the original ones. The resulting blocks of color repeat vertically and horizontally in a distinctive pattern of squares and lines known as a sett.

Old and busted: Subway rage. Older and even more busted: Whataburger rage. The new hotness: Papa Johns rage.

HEY! Thank you guys so much. This is an amazing charity, and I can't express how much I appreciate what you've done for me and what you're doing for other service members. Just so y'all know, you've just purchased me the plane ticket to my wedding. With all the other costs involved, this is substantial weight off of mine and my fiancé's shoulders. We both extend our sincerest thanks, and we're working to see if we can get it inserted in the local paper back home that LBEH helped make my travel possible. You guys rock! Also, please let me know if there is anything that I can do to help you guys out. Respectfully, Cpl Murphy

See, that's how we roll.

Consumer Reports states that, "A rear-end crash occurs every 17 seconds in the U.S. But a surprising number of vehicles offer inadequate protection from the whiplash injuries that can result, according to crash-test data and our own analysis.... The rear seats in many vehicles usually have less sophisticated head restraints than the front, although the situation has improved a lot in recent years. Many vehicles also lack head restraints for the center-rear position, which isn’t required by the U.S. government." You can read more if you like, but I think the proof is in the pudding with this one.

Awhile ago I posted this video which I thought was fucking hilarious. So do yourself a favor and watch their compilation videos.

Ernie, Fucking well done on the airman in Kadena, fuck him! I am trying to get the bucks scrounged up to add to my 11/11 donation on lbeh but I know you hear this from everyone, times are tight. How late are you going to be buying tickets? Here is something to use on Dec 20 or maybe the 19th.... total lunar eclipse visible to most of north America. Tim

Ernie, Man I love the site, love what you do for the troops but Holy Shit Batman how about a "Don't Look" or "Dude WTF" for that Peeking Virtue Period Goatsie video. Ugh...Veerp.... I hurled blood clot on my keyboard. You my friend are one sick bad ass mother fucker. I still love ya but shit, please add the warning label. Hermph.. Gotta go, feel sick... CM [Ernie saye: You're welcome!]

Ernie, Do you know what happened to the link for the walking dead comic link you posted yesterday? I was reading it at lunch today, when it all of the sudden sent me to a 1& web domain website? I was devastated that i couldn't keep reading the comic? Do you have any inside info on why the site was all of the sudden blocked? Was it my fault? Let me know if you could bro! I'm a huge fan of the walking dead, but been a bigger fan of your site for 5+ years. Thanks, Jordan

Nope, not just you, Jordan. If I had to guess, it was either a bandwidth or a copyright issue. I tried seeing of Google kept cached copies, but no dice. So if anyone out there has a new source, help a brotha out! Just so long as -- you know -- it's not illegal.

Wait, hang on. Was that racist, or no?

"The 2011 Camaro 2LT Coupe continues the impressive rebirth of the 2010 model with a few notable tweaks. When the Camaro arrived for our review, I took a few moments to admire this victory red car and think about how great it is to have the Camaro back in the game! The 2011 Camaro showed us the past and the future in a skin so stylish I’d call it borderline iconic." With lots of pics.

Granite is a common and widely occurring type of intrusive, felsic, igneous rock. Granites usually have a medium- to coarse-grained texture. Occasionally some individual crystals are larger than the groundmass, in which case the texture is known as porphyritic. Granites can be pink to gray in color, depending on their chemistry and mineralogy. By definition, granite has a color index of less than 25%. Outcrops of granite tend to form tors and rounded massifs. Granite is usually found in the continental plates of the Earth's crust.

why i will never, ever do a downhill slalom.

ten blogger chicks i want to see naked, starting with hot redhead marlo meekins.

tommy lee demands seaworld stop using cow vaginas to masturbate killer whales.

first nine minutes of the bar brawls dvd.

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