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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 16, 2010
December 16, 2010

Six Seconds.

"Three days ago I wrote about 3/5 and the heavy casualties they are suffering in Afghanistan. In that post I mentioned that one of the Marine KIA’s was the son of Lt. Gen John Kelly. Four days after his son’s death, General Kelly spoke to the Semper Fi Society of St. Louis, Missouri. The grieving father did not take the opportunity to speak of his own son’s sacrifice, of his own loss and pain. Rather he spoke of Lance Cpl. Jordan Haerter and Cpl. Jonathan T. Yale. Even in his grief Gen. Kelly knows that it is not about his own personal loss, but about sacrificing for others. He knows that warriors do what they do not for themselves, or for personal glory. They do it for others. For their buddies, for their families, for strangers." Read more. trust me, you want to.

People keep ratcheting up the scores in Don't Shoot Your Eye Out. Officially sucking hind tit is Robert with 9,923,533, trailing behind Aaron with 9,962,932. But the king of the hill so far? Ryan with 9,964,676. Someone also suggested I do a seperate category for the total number of bounces too, since that score doesn't roll over. Sound good?

Ernie, Check out my buddy's axe-mas tree. Awesomeness, cranked up to 11. Mike

I know you probably won't go for the mountain bike video trifecta but while those DH videos are sick they don't quite give you a full boner like this one does. Sorry if someone else already sent this in or you already posted it. Michael

Ah, it's the time of the year where I can finally get my hands on some gingerbread cookies. I can eat these things one after another after another. Aw, c'mon, don't be shy. Everyone loves gingerbread cookies.

"Hi. This is Sarah Palin. Is Senator Lieberman in?" "No, Mrs Palin, he's not in today, this is Yom Kippur." "Well, hello, Yom. Can I leave a message?"

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The tug driver never gave the command to release the brakes. He just started towing. The book says, if you do this, the front wheel could be separated from the aircraft. Guess what. . . they were dead right. In the last photo, remember, it's the aircraft you are supposed to be looking at, not the female photographer. Ken.

Hey Ernie, I took these last year and intended to send them in. I forgot all about them and came across them again while doing some digital housekeeping. I'm thinking that when the Local Toy's R Us put this display up last year, they were intending to market both to the same audience. I think it's the same parent that would put their child in a glorified dog pen that would also be simultaneously preparing them for a lifetime in the fast food industry. Good job with LBEH. Stop fucking around and get back to work. Phixeus

A fat girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said, "sorry about the wait." I said, "Don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually."

Jealous of the Sweden, Ghana is getting into the mix. A mysterious mercenary finds himself traveling through West Africa, where the undead have risen back from the graves. Check out this first so-called African zombie picture,'The Dead'. mazingly enough, white people are shooting black people and Al Sharpton isn't complaining.

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