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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 22, 2010

December 22, 2010

Sure, I'd Love A BC-5000 Chainsaw For Christmas.

Well, either that or a fair show at Scarlett Johansson. Either or works for me as a nice Christmas surprise.

Okay, end of the road for Don't Shoot Your Eye Out, and we have two categories to discuss. In the traditional closest-to-but-not-going-over-ten-million-points, we have Winfred with 9,982,150, and then Tim's 5 year old son Castin with 9,992,522, and the Grand Poo Bah, Rob with 9,999,145. That's fucking close dude. And in the new how-many-bounces-can-you-possibly-get category, Tom with 3,298 bounces, followed by Lorraine with 3,490 bounces, and finally the big winner, Jeff with 3,605. Your next challenge is a lot of fun - see how fast you can Light Up this Christmas Tree. I scored 36,800 points, which was somewhere around 135 seconds or so.

This is why every house should have at least one oversized bathtub. oh, and a frog shower curtain is a nice tough, too.

Ernie, Saw your bit today on test riding the Vision 8 Ball. That's definitely a nice package (much easier to keep clean if nothing else). I thought I'd drop you a couple of pix of my new baby. She's an '09 Vision Premium. In the Pacific Northwest, the heated grips & seats are greatly appreciated. Oh, and next time you're riding one just hit the button on the lower right of the left lower control pod. It mutes the radio so the neighbors don't know you're listening to Tiny Tim! Great work on LBEH this year, man! --Harold

For the sake of safety, would you please touch my junk? Larry

Hi Ernie, The two sites I check every day are EHOWA and the BBC news. So to link the two together. It seems that honour in war is a one sided affair. Bill

You know that little red light on hotel phones that tell you that you have a message? That's called the Message Waiting Indicator. But does anyone really use them anymore?

Okay, admittedly Julian Assange is one creepy bastard. And I sure as hell wouldn't want him chasing my sisters, if I had one. But here's a curious question. Why was he hounded so mercilessly, and that hot Russian spy Anna Chapman was not only given a free pass, but appeared on the cover of magazines like Maxim? it's not like she's the hottest thing to come out of Russia; there are much better looking Ruskies out there. So what gives? Why does het get it right in the poop hole?

supermarket strategies for the holiday season. fatty.

so long detective sergeant arthur dietrich, we hardly knew ye.

twenty-one holiday hotties in santa hats, and not much else. mostly sfw.

for the man who has everything: a koran written in saddam husseins own blood.