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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 06, 2011
January 06, 2011

Long Live Dr. Peter Venkman.

You know, I used to think he was all washed up... couch... cough... Garfield ...cough... Then he came back with great shit like The Royal Tenenbaums, Lost in Translation, and of the course the cameo in Zombieland so hey, I can admit when I'm wrong. And thus I've got two words for you: Bill. Fucking. Murray.

And in case you haven't seen it, here is the video that the USS Enterprise's (former) XO Owen Honors made back in 2006/2007. Hint: there's nothing more offensive than any of the other stuff that's been floating around the internet for the last decade. Certainly nothing as bad as the ol' condom in the bowl of soup bowl trick. So I think a well respected commander was thrown under the bus for such a meaningless infraction, and our military is the lesser for it.

Parents, this is just a friendly reminder to keep your stupid ass kids in line, especially around firearms. And yes when they post videos of themselves trying to be all gangsta, don't be afraid to step in and dish out a good old fashioned ass beatin. Damn right, good that that uncle for stepping up. Because if you don't give it to them, they go out into the world and then the cops have to do it. And on a related note, yes that cop has been fired.

Hi Ernie, Great site. If you get tired of messing with the 4 way adjusting gas plug, look at this one, it works great on my Saiga 12. I too have also had that flippin’ bolt-hold-open go AWOL inside the receiver.. annoying gun to get running right, but once it does it’s zombie blasting fun! cheers, JD

I wanted to show everyone the piece that Jim and I are talking about, it's this little silver tab here. To load the Saiga, you pull the bolt back all the way and push that silver tab up -- it's only suppused to go up halfway -- and that locks the bolt back in place. If you look closely you'll see where I lightly scratched a horozontal line which is exactly how far in the tab is supposed to go. A remedy for this (rather poor design) is an aftermarket bracket with an extended tab that can't slip up-up-and-away on you. because the last thing you want to do is have a negligent discharge because you're busy trying to hold the fucking received back.

Oh and on that gun note? Here's a guy shooting a Christmas ornament that's hanging from his friend's balls. Not kidding.

Ernesto - Happy New Year! Here's a good video for the "g-rated" section of your blog where you put the thumbnails down at the bottom, above the babes. I would describe it, but you can't really. Just give it 10 seconds. I think you'll find it worthwhile. Thanks for the work you do. Damon

There’s no need to ask silly questions like do you remember who Larissa Riquelme is? Is there? Surely not. This woman is instantly recognisable from her boobs alone and now we have a new set of pics of her looking red hot at an event in Panama City to remind ourselves why we spent last summer staring at them so much. She even does the decent thing and gives us a flash of her ass too… well she can’t dine out on those booblers forever, we’d get bored eventually!

What happens when three insurgents try to storm a base protected by FPS Doug? That's right... BOOM! HEADSHOT!

You may recognize the Red King Crab from Deadliest Catch. Thus the Soviet Union introduced the Red King Crab into Russian waters in the 1960s. Crab for everyone! But red crabs travel in huge, dense packs and are extremely voracious eaters -- they will literally eat everything. So they essentially form one huge, living vacuum cleaner, sucking up so much plankton, fish eggs, fish, mussels, clams, starfish, kelp, barnacles and the like that the areas they pass through are left as barren underwater deserts. It doesn't help that these guys spread and reproduce at alarming rates. In 20 years, their population went zero to 20 million in the Barents Sea off the coast of northern Russia. They're even starting to invade Norwegian waters in what is essentially a charge of communist crustaceans. They may be a boon to the crab fishermen in Norway and Russia, but for the rest of the fishermen, they are the devil incarnate. The crabs not only eat all the things the fishermen are trying to catch but also rip apart fishing nets, eat bait off hooks and generally wave their armored balls in everyone's faces.

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