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February 02, 2011 | |||
Don't Drive Angry. Don't Drive Angry.Yes, today is indeed Groundhog Day -- BING! -- and while much of the United States is busy digging themselves out from the Snowpocalypse, our allies from Down Under are really in deep shit. As if record flooding wasn't enough, if you'd like to see Cyclone Yasi hand Australia its ass in real time, here are a bunch of live cam feeds. Well as of this morning it's official - I've removed Internet Explorer from my machine and exclusively running Firefox from here on out. That means for all you poor bastards out there still depending upon IE to browse the web, you're on your own, because I'm no longer checking for cross-browser compatibility. So if you open sites and they don't display properly or your flash player locks up, feel free to join the 21st century. Did you know that if put in chronological order, the clips of The Simpsons’ action hero McBain make one complete movie? "McBain hunts corrupt drug kingpin Senator Mendoza and tries to exact revenge for his murdered partner while battling red tape at police headquarters." Now that's some ingenuity right there. Old and busted: The Internet Movie Database, the Internet Movie Firearms Database, and the Internet Movie Car Database. The new hotness; The Internet Movie Sex Scene Database. You're welcome. Remember when I said I thought this guy inherited my old recycled LG VX-8100 flip phone? Nope, turns out this guy has it.
Uhhh, can anyone tell me exactly what I'm looking at here? Just curious. Welcome to our third annual 100 Hottest Women. This is easily one of our most popular annual traditions, and in previous years we have seen Minka Kelly (2009) and January Jones (2010) as the hottest women in the world. Read on to see who takes the top spot for 2011. Hint: Jones slipped to #12, Kelly to #9, and IMHO #7 whould be #1. Hmph.
This football team (soccer) has been sponsored by traffic safety and engineering company called Verkehrstechnik-Ripkens. Waaaaait, better take a close look at that team photo. I don't know who let themselves go more: Hillary Duff or Elisha Cuthbert; granted neither of them hold a fucking candle to the death spiral that was once known as Tawny Kitaen. As a kid, I wrote into MTV and offered to lick those two Jaguars clean.
I don't care if the statistics back it up or not, people are getting stupider. Old and busted: "Yeah, I need that like I need a hole in the head." The new hotness: "Yeah, I need that like I need a machete in the head." bill lohmann: last u.s. wwi vet approaches 110 - if facebook existed years ago kitty midnight madness - audi january u.s. sales increase 20% to set another monthly record thirty pictures of beautiful nfl cheerleaders - dirtiest news bloopers of all time |
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