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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 09, 2011
February 09, 2011

One Phone To Rule Them All.

Good afternoon. Here's a Harry Potter pole dance. Ten points for Gryffindor!

Okay, I have a question for all of you iPhone users out there. How many of you are refugees from the Android world? Because I have to say that after having my Droid for about, eh six months now, I hate the fucking thing. And I know that's due in no small part to the fact that it's the original model Droid, complete with a laughably slow 550mhz processor, a whopping 256Mb of memory, and all the bugs a first generation product can hope for. But this individual piece of shit aside, I still think the Android is a solid platform and have been (im)patiently waiting for the new HTC Thunderbolt to come out. But some sources are predicting that now that the iPhone is available on Verizon, there will be a mass exodus from the Android world -- should I join them? I dunno what to do. So does anyone out there with experience on BOTH products? if you've got the time, I'd love to hear from you.

Hey I hope this doesn't make me sound racist but while I was browsing the web for info on Top Shot I came across this photo of Athena Lee holding the AK and the first thing I thought of was the sniper scene from Full Metal Jacket. Is that wrong?

Remember Max Page, the 6-year-old Darth Vader actor in the Volkswagen Force commercial? Turns out he was just given an autographed Darth Vader helmet by none other than James Earl Jones himself. Jones of course voiced the Vader in George Lucas’ 1977 film Star Wars -- and here's a bit of trivia I bet you don't know -- the sound of his labored breathing was achieved by the sound designer breathing through a scuba regulator.

Greetings Ernie. THANK YOU so much for the “Black History Month” photo. Living in Memphis I have seen some of what I believe to be the best Black Ass in the world but that picture was damn good. Thanks again and have a blessed day. David

Stay tuned David, I'll see what I can do for you, but please don't ask me to post anything for Islamic History Month.

Old and busted: Elephantitis of the testicles. The new hotness: Elephantiasis of the vulva. Warning: not safe for work/lunch.

Warning: the image of supermodel Brooklyn Decker delivering an atomic wedgie is hard to shake.

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