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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 17, 2011

February 17, 2011

It's Not Lupus. It's not Ever Lupus. Ever.

As far as TV goes, I'm a House fanatic. I dunno whether it's his pissy attitude, or Dr Cuddy and her gratuitous cleavage, or the comic relief of Wilson. But I just love that damned show. And much to my surprise, I actually miss Olivia Wilde. I mean yes, she's hot but she's also very overexposed right now. You can't turn on a fucking TV show or see a movie trailer without Olivia Wilde this and Olivia Wilde that. I think I actually miss her because of her acting ability, because let me tell you, watching Amber Tamblyn act is like watching old people fuck. So if you Tamberlyn as much as I do, this nip slip photo will make the remainder of the season more palatable for you. And another thing.... remember when House used Hanson's Mmmmm Bop! as his ringtone? Yeah guess what, me too. I've had people give me some strange looks when it goes off, but I always look at my phone and then glance up with a scowl on my face, "It's Foreman." And I suppose you can too, or you can use his ringtone for Wilson, which is ABBA's Dancing Queen. Of course Hanson is a lot better than Justin Bieber, right? And as if we didn't have enough reasons to hate him already, guess what? He's a fucking Canadian.

After reading at quite the leisurely pace, I'm about two-thirds of the way through Max Brooks' World War Z. Eh. Not bad, but certainly not great. I think the book carried momentum because of his father's name more than because of the actual writing. I'm not a big fan of the framgented storyline - leave that shit to Quentin Tarantino please.

If you liked World War Z you will love Day by Day Armageddon and Day by Day Armageddon, beyond Exile. These books are written by an active navy officer, and they will blow you away. You will stay awake nights reading them, and wondering where your gun is, whether it is loaded, and what is that sound outside in your yard. Paul

Ernie, I have to respectfully disagree with you on the best Zombie novel of all time. Max Brooks did do a great job with World War Z. I think J.L. Bournes two Day by Day Armageddon books should be a little higher on the list (except for the last chapter of the 2nd book). But without a doubt in my mind the best Zombie novel is calld Plague of the Dead (The Morningstar Strain Trilogy). The book is written by a former Army Ranger by the name of Z.A.Recht who unfortunately took his own life (PTSD) before the third book was completed. He was a good way through the third book before he took his own life and had a rough manuscript laid out for how the series should end. I believe the publisher is having a Ghost Writer fill in the gaps but I just have to say that I fucking LOVED the first two books and eagerly await the completion of the third. Keep up the great work on the site and with LBEH. Yours buddy, Steve

A couple days ago, you mentioned that you were reading World War Z by Max Brooks. I too have just started that book, I'd like to recommend a couple other GREAT 'Zombie' novels you might like if you haven't read them yet: Patient Zero by Jonathon Maberry, and FEED - by Mira Grant.... two AWESOME well written books (IMO)..... Love your Site, keep up the great work! I must go now, I've got a bit of red on me...... xZx

Oh and despite what Left 4 Dead teaches us about zombies, this trailer explains why you really don't want to use an axe against the living dead.

Wanna buy a used Toyota pickup? It's only $250,000? Oh, and that doesn't include the drive train. Scott

Ernie, I dunno what link to pass on, but do yourself, and the world, a favour, look up 'Karl Stefanovic loses it on Today Show'. This is unplanned, unscripted dead-pan comedy at its best, even the British could not better this one. I guarantee, most blokes will watch this more than one time. Women! - they have'nt got a bloody clue! Regards, Stu.

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