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I Think You're Supposed To Hold That Glass Up Against A Wall, Sweetheart.

Well, I guess this put the whole shotgun debate to bed once and for all, eh?

Old and busted: 85 year old Army sniper with a restored Enfield sniper rifle. The new hotness: an 87 year old Marine with a restored flame thrower. More on CWO Williams, here. Actual wartime footage of a flamethrower being used, here. More on the flamethrower in question, here. And a pic of a crispy critter, here, with another little article thrown in for fun.

The Carnival of Brazil is an annual festival held forty-six days before Easter. On certain days of Lent, Roman Catholics and some other Christians traditionally abstained from the consumption of meat and poultry, hence the term "carnival," from carnelevare, "to remove meat." Carnival is the most famous holiday in Brazil and has become an event of huge proportions. The country stops completely for almost a week and festivities are intense, day and night, mainly in coastal cities. The consumption of beer accounts for 80% of annual consumption and tourism receives 70% of annual visitors. The Brazilian government distributes condoms (especially with Pam Anderson in town) and launches awareness campaigns at this time to prevent the spread of AIDS. Carnival celebrations are believed to have roots in the pagan festival of Saturnalia, which, adapted to Christianity, became a farewell to bad things in a season of religious discipline to practice repentance and prepare for Christ's death and resurrection.

And if you paid attention in yesterday's A-10 refueling video, you heard a camera clicking away. Here are some photos from that shoot.

Old and busted: Best of Wipeout Season 4, Part 1. The new hotness: Best of Wipeout Season 4, Part 2.

Since we touched on Opie and Anthony and the Cream Cheese Bitch earlier last week -- I almost forgot about Rocko and Birdsey -- here's Jim Norton on Op and Ack's show demonstrating a fart mask, which funnels farts directly to people's noses. He's reached the point where he no longer even needs to tell jokes to make people cringe.

And while I have never really cared about some Olympic sports like curling, but when I found out that Claudia Toth was a player for the Austrian national curling team, I quickly began my Google search. Instead just enjoy the sights of the hottest European athletes, whose names I can't even begin to pronounce.

Huh, interesting. I really did test it out first before going live and it renders correctly for me, displaying the image in front of the video. I pinged Alex back and he's tried it on three different browsers (IE, FF and Chrome), so I'm kind of at a loss. Anyone have any brilliant ideas?

I dunno if this qualifies as news worthy or not but here we are almost ten years later and this 9/11 footage, as filmed from a New York Police Helicopter, has just been released to the public. Turns out, NYPD cops don't swear very much.

discovery's final flight: sts-133 ascent highlights - white noise + police scanner = listening to los angeles

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