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Just an amusing little observation. Remember the Westboro Baptist Church vs Anonymous thing? Yeah, their sites are still down, hahahaha. And as far as the Supreme Court ruling... honestly, would you have expected anything different? Sure, they're raging douchebags. But in this country, even raging douchebags have the right to be raging douchebags. Besides, one of these days somebody is going to settle their hash.

Say your prayers little one, don't forget my son, to include everyone. I tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin, 'til the sandman he comes. Hey don't laugh, it's better than letting your kids listen to that damned Enema Man and Snoop Snoopy Poop Dogg.

Yesterday's mention of Carnival in Brazil generated a lot of interest. But somehow I didn't piece it together that their Carnival happens the same time each year as our Mardi Gras does here. It wasn't until I looked it up until I learned that the terms "Mardi Gras" , refer to events of the Carnival celebrations, beginning on or after Epiphany and culminating on the day before Ash Wednesday. Mardi Gras is French for Fat Tuesday, referring to the practice of the last night of eating richer, fatty foods before the ritual fasting of the Lenten season, which begins on Ash Wednesday. In the last decade of the 20th century, the rise in producing commercial videotapes catering to voyeurs helped encourage a tradition of women baring breasts (gallery of 20 Mardi Gras babes) in exchange for beads and trinkets. Here is a live New Orleans webcam, a list of other Mardi Gras webcams, and for those of you with time on your hands, a link to ghosts of Mardi Gras past. But of course, if you want good Brazilian Carnival pictures, you have to get them from somone who lives right there at the place famous for their Brazilian bikinis...

You know, at the risk of sounding like a stupid American, it never occured to me to try and search Carnival pics for Sao Paulo. Turns out, that's the largest city in Brazil - I guess I just always assumed it was Rio de Janeiro, and was a little shocked to find out otherwise. And I'm not sure how I feel about getting hugs from Brazilian guy -- a little like uberhomo Tom Brady dance, I guess -- but I guess as long as he doesn't try slip me any tongue, I'll let that one slide.

One job you'd never catch me doing in a million fucking years? Driving fuel trucks through Taliban controlled territory in Afghanistan. No fucking way man. One explosion and that truck opens up like a can opener, with me on the inside? To hell with that. But itt takes 100 such truckloads to keep the armies moving for a single day. And the driver's pay? A whopping $112 a month. Trucks get blown up or hijacked. Drivers get killed. But for Pakistani truckdriver Nowsher Awan, the fear of ambush and roadside bombs is constant.

Hey what's this armband mean? I can't find the first letter anywhere, it looks like a backwards Sigma?

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star trek. all of it. watchable. online. - AMTRAK TO TSA GTFO! GOOD FOR YOU AMTRAK