E R N I E ' S H O U S E O F W H O O P A S S

GO HOME BALL - articles - search - features - pictures - videos - tasteless - tits - WEBCAMS

jealous? click here to get your website on ehowa.com for as little as $5 per day

LET'S BRING EM HOME 2018 HAS COMPLETED 99 TICKETS SO FAR!
WE ARE $29K IN THE RED -- PLEASE MAKE A DONATION
AND HELP BRING A SOLDIER, MARINE, SAILOR OR AIRMAN HOME FOR CHRISTMAS!

Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 01, 2011

April 1, 2011

April Fools, Motherfuckers!

April Fools' Day is celebrated all around the world on the April 1 of every year. KIERA KNIGHTLEY GOT A BOOB JOB. Sometimes referred to as All Fools' Day, April 1 is not a national holiday, but is widely recognized and celebrated as a day where many people play all kinds of jokes and foolishness. TSUNAMI VICTIM. The day is marked by the commission of good humored jokes, hoaxes, and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends, family members, athletes, teachers, co-workers, neighbors, etc. STEVE IS WORKING. The earliest recorded association between April 1 and foolishness can be found in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales (1392). AN 18-VOLT RECIPROCAL SAW. The most recent was this woman who pulled around a disabled tractor-trailer, only to meet another one head on. Surprise, April Fools! With video goodness. THIS GUY WON THE LOTTERY.

When your truck is in the shop, how do you transport $1000 worth of booze to your buddy Jimmy's for a party? You string together 10 shopping carts with your best 100 foot extension cord! Steve is a problem solver. You know, I'm beginning to think that maybe this Lawnmower Steve stuff just might be a set up.

If dogs are man's best friend, then this guy is man's best friend's best friend. But these folks in Japan ain't too shabby, either.

This is why Marines are ...........different. Greg

Hey Ernie, Just though you might be interested in the way my wife and I decided to find a name for our baby who is due in August. I think it's pretty original but some people think it's a horrible idea. I know you are pretty busy but if you have time, I would like to know what your opinions about it are. Thanks for the great site and keep on truckin' Here's the link for the whole story. Ellan

Hey Ernie! Love the site and everything you do for our soldiers. Got a question though, Any idea what kind of fish this might be? Ben

Old and busted: dog greets male soldier home from Iraq. The new hotness: dog greets female soldier home from Afghanistan. How'd they pull that off in an airport?

This is the best time of year for many sports fans. Baseball season is underway (and with it, the promise of spring), the NFL Draft is around the corner, the NBA is gearing up for the postseason and, of course, the excitement of March Madness culminates with the Final Four and the crowning of a new national champion. Inifiniti will be on hand in Houston for the Final Four, debuting ads for their sleek new M Hybrid during tournament telecasts this year.

things i've learned from rap songs over the last decade - oil-soaked rockhopper penguins

rides of the rich and famous. a hello kitty smartcar? - beat him in fantasy baseball and maybe win $200