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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 02, 2011
April 2, 2011

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So I'm checking out your website (it's a daily ritual). I'm a tad shocked when I see the main pic....Oh yeah. April Fools! You got me. I'm checking out the links, watching the videos, reading the text, and so on and so forth. Then guess what? In walks the wife! She starts freaking out. BIG TIME!! She doesn't get your sense of humor. She's not a fan like I am. Now she thinks I'm LATENT, so the only thing that halfway calms her down (about 15 minutes later) is for me to agree to go to couple's counselling. Dude! Not cool! I am so fucking screwed either way. I tell her the truth that you have some links to some nice WOMENS' bodies, and I'll get a size 10 frying pan upside the head. At least this way, she's probably thinking she'll need to fight for my love. Damn! Now that I think about it, maybe now is the time to bring up trying anal. Ohhh...better not even go there. After all this, I'm still a loyal minion and all, but it's lower-case. I used to be Loyal Minion, and even sometimes LOYAL Minion, but now I gotta lay low for awhile. -Alan

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