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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 11, 2011

April 11, 2011

This Is Going To Absolutely Break Your Heart.

Especially if you're a Dodge fan, like I am. You see the heart of the 2011 Dodge Challenger SRT8 392 is a new iteration of the venerable Hemi V8, which has been upsized from 6.1 to 6.4 liters. Now displacing 392 cubic inches -- same as the classic Gen II Hemi that was introduced in 1957 and went on to become a staple of drag racers around the world. This bigger, badder motivator makes 470 horsepower and 470 lb-ft of torque -- gains of 45 and 50 units, respectively, over the outgoing 6.1 liter. And since there were only 1,492 of them made so if you're lucky enough to own one, you had better make sure you take good care of it. Man that was painful to watch, eh? But more painful than road rash? Probably not. Road rash is a term for skin and bone injury caused by abrasion with road surfaces, usually as consequence of cycling and motorcycling accidents.

Your 90's fix for the day: Twenty-five years of my life and still, I'm trying to get up that great big hill of hope, for a destination. I realized quickly when I knew I should, that the world was made up of this brotherhood of man, for whatever that means. Anyway, I guess that makes this little girl quite adorable?

It's no tricks and all treats as Mr. Skin counts down the sexiest scenes in horror movies. Enjoy Alyssa Milano, Drew Barrymore, Jenna Jameson and more getting scared shirtless. Believe it or not it's (unfortunately) actually kinda safe for work, but the movies in question are not necessarily safe for lunch.

Hey Ernie, In case nobody has sent it to you already, pretty funny segment on Fox News where they get an female anchor to "lick" an iPad as part of an April Fools' Joke. Lady anchor demonstrates that brains aren't required to be on TV ... just a nice pair of knockers (at 1:48) - alek

Heya Ernie, here's a big ol bucket full of WTF for you... TK

It's Friday, and as you already know, there's no better way to celebrate than by staring at women in thongs. As such, I give you the 29 Greatest Thong Scenes In Cinema History... Please link if you like it. Thanks, Jason

Yeah I gotta be honest I was a little surprised to see Natalie Portman gear down so easily in that scene, although as a whole I think "Your Highness" is going to be a double dose of flop. Everyone loves Kenny Fucking Powers thirty minutes at a time, but I don't think anyone really wants to see him for two hours straight, even if Portman spends most of the movie half dressed.

Old and busted: being inside the Chernobyl reactor exclusion zone. The new hotness (haha): being inside the Fukushima reactor exclusion zone.

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UH-OH - HOUSE CANCELLENED? WTF?!?! - this is shopping. this is shopping on ecstasy. any questions?

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