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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 12, 2011
April 12, 2011

The Violent Torpedo Of Truth Has Met Its Match.

There is only one person who I will allow to ridicule Charlie Sheen, all others I will kick in the nuts. But now that person has spoken... LIKE A BOSS. That's right Charlie, Betty White is tired of your shit.

True Story: Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, which aired from 1968 to 1973, correctly predicted both the fall of the Berlin Wall and Ronald Reagan's presidency.

Pascha is a 12 storey brothel in Cologne, Germany with about 120 prostitutes servicing up to 1000 customers per day. The largest brothel in Europe rents 126 rooms on 7 floors to hookers for a fee of 180 Euros per day, which includes meals, medical care, and the 20 Euros of tax that authorities collect per prostitute per day. Punters pay a 5 Euro entrance fee and then wander round looking at the available women who sit outside their rooms. Pascha even advertises a money-back guarantee in case of unsatisfactory service by a woman, plus discounts for senior citizens; half the price for a normal session being covered by the house.

Did you hear about the 42 year old woman who died after taking it in the ass. Greg

Immigrants are like sperm. Millions come in, but only one fucker works. Jon

Hi Ernie, Not long ago you posted a WTF! video of the girl stripping for a web cam and then she like gets possessed, fucking killer video. I told a friend about it but he couldn't find it. I looked and believe it was posted at the beginning of this month so I can't look for it in the archives. Is there any way you can tell me how to find it so I can send a link to my friend? Love your site check it out everyday. I do miss the game challenges, are you going to do more of those in the future? Any way, I'd appreciate if you could help with me finding that video. Matt

Yarrrr, I believe ye be lookin for this. And while ye be at it, try and beat a my score in Ragdoll Parashooter. Presuming you're not too intimidated, that is. Because while they may tower over their fans and uncomfortably dominate conversations with their intimidating heights, tall women in sports do conquer their opponents with power. Ironically, tall women seem to have a predilection for short men, as well as an expected propensity for athletic prowess. From Lisa Leslie to Jenny Finch, tall female athletes dominate with coercion and aggressiveness. Maria Sharapova and Stacy Keibler, on the other hand, use their looks to dominate the camera. From surfer chicks to sexy tennis stars, here are the sexiest tall women in sports.

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