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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 20, 2011
April 20, 2011

One Month To Go - It's Okay To Quit Paying Your Credit Cards Now.

"We had been taught that if the belt does not go off, we should kill ourselves with the grenade. There were three policemen standing close by, and I thought if I killed them too, I would still make it to heaven." Dude, WTF. I mean I know you'rte trying to make a statement, I just don't know what it is.

With Gary Busey's unwaivering support, I bet Donald Trump is going to be the next Charles Manson.

Ah, Coachella, where spoiled rich girls pretend to be hippies for three days while seeing Bright Eyes play for five minutes. Long gone are the glory days of rock and roll, eh? Spoiled or not, here're twenty-three pictures of hot chicks at Coachella.

Ever wonder what a deaf person sounds like while having sex and (apparently) getting their rocks off? I humbly submit this NSFW link. The girl is deaf and is (apparently) really liking anal. -Big Dave From IL

Ernie, Love the site. I know you post hundreds of videos but I was hoping you could point me in the right direction on one of my all time fav's you introduced me to. It's a scene from a movie (possibly HBO's Rome) where the king is speaking to the queen (both in a big tub) while railing a servant from behind. Thanks...keep posting! -K

Nope, it wasn't Rome. Which was a terrific series on HBO and did have some great scenes with Polly Walker, so I can sympathize with your mistake. But the scene you're referring to was from Spartacus: Blood and Sand, where insanely hot 22-year-old New Zealand actress Laura Surrich gets railed by the goofy brother from The Mummy.

Today I learned: "plaza naturystow" means "nude beach" in Polish. I tried to translate "Japanese Cock Monster" but it came out in unprintable Japanese alphabet.

You posted an excerpt today from God Grew Tired of Us. You can see the whole thing here. And it's phenomenal. It makes me want to take every dumb fuck who complains about being poor or having a shitty life, tie them to a chair, tape their eyes open, and make them watch it on repeat until they die of thirst. Or maybe I have anger issues. Either way, it's fucking great and you should watch it. - Phil

Awesome dog rescue dog story... Hopefully the owner has their eye beaten out and they are left for dead in the trash. Been following you since the stick figure days, Kevin

Hopefully he grows tired of us soon. Send zombies, send Captain Trips, send an asteroid, send whatever. Let's just get this show on the road, shall we. Because what kind of a world do we live in when a storm can just come in and take an honest man's fried chicken hamburger? On that note, Yes, there is a God - Brooklyn Decker Topless Photos. Technically NSFW, but worth getting fired over.

Old and busted: Venus fly-trap. The new hotness: Phillipines rat-trap. Oh, and hey Mark, I hope you didn't take offense at the Dexter comment yesterday.

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danny mcbride's irish swearing dictionary (nsfw if you work in ireland) - 11 movies to look forward to in 2011

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