I've discovered a pretty big downside to Facebook, and that is you actually get to experience just how fucking retarded some people are. A few years ago people just seemed a lot smarter. They weren't of course, they were just as fucking dumb as they are now, only we never knew it because this was before every swinging dick with a smart phone in their pocket could post whatever thought happened to rattling around in their empty heads at the moment. Ignorance truly was bliss. But now? Now you're forced not only acknowledge society's inherent stupidity, but you've got to sit right down and have a conversation with it. More than once lately I've had to push myself away from my keyboard in disgust, after an exchange with some fucking simpleton left me sitting here actually watching the IQ points falling out of my head and run out the door. The realization that there are so many closed minded and ignorant people out there, is honestly disheartening. I feel like Cypher when he wanted to be reinserted back into the Matrix.
Plus I had completely forgotten that Easter was this coming Sunday. I dunno, even as a kid growing up, Easter was the most meh of the major holidays. I'm not saying I hate Easter -- although the Easter Bunny does hate you -- but I guess I've always found Easter candy to be pretty middle of the road. A far cry from the variety that comes with Halloween, that's for sure. I mean you can only eat so many hard boiled eggs and chcolate bunnies before you're like what the fuck, enough already. Easter was good for a week off from school, but that was about it. Now? Double meh.
Who is getting in on the Bear Grylls Better Drink My Own Piss meme? Why that would be bear Grylls himself. With a little mashup help, anyway.
OK Ern, I'm all for boobies. But for a few years now this organization has been inching toward my final nerve and now they've hit it. No, I'm not a fan of the lipstick wearing pussies of Friday I'm in Love, but rather started to get sick of the pink Energizer batteries, pink cupcakes, pink this and pink fucking that. We KNOW that not all the money goes where they purport it does. The organization is just too damned big for that to happen. This is a simple case of heads up asses. Period. Robert
Big E! How's the weather in Florida! So the judgement day van is pretty straight forward, but the chevy with the 22" rims, classic... Peace for now. Kurt
Ernie - you will love this 30 second commercial. Damon
Cool, sure but not as cool as this TSA porn parody done by none other than the folks at Larry Flynt's Hustler magazine.
Lisa Ann makes me wonder what Sarah Palin would look like in a bikini. Eh, Miracle Max says this is mostly safe for work.
my years as gaddafi's nurse - hot models (both auto and female) at the new york auto show
confirmed that my boss is an asshole - come to think of it, there have been a lot of pooches shot lately