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Wait, Are We Allowed To Cross Memes Like That?

There are some out there suggesting that we -- the loveable Americans -- take no pleasure in OBL's death. And I'm not talking about the stupid ass quotes that people have been forwarding around. I'm talking about real stuff like Vatican spokesman Federico Lombardi who said, "A Christian never rejoices in the death of any man, no matter how evil, but instead reflects on the serious responsibility of each and every one of us has before God and before man." And I'm here to tell you, I just can't get behind that shit. I think it's fucking awesome he's dead, I'm glad he's dead, I rejoice that he's dead and ask nor want any forgiveness in doing so. I mean, I'm not as happy as this guy, but I'm certainly happier about it than these subway riders.

And I was talking with Flaherty yesterday and he made a comment that I wanted to share. In regards to yes, bad guys still out there and undoubtedly plotting some sort of retalation he said, "Yeah I know this doesn't mean the end of al Queda, but it means the end of 9/11." I liked that. Now all we need to do is put an end to the TSA who having been prevented from buttfucking any more six-year-olds, have turned to grabbing girls' pussies instead. Susie Castillo won her first pageant title in November 1997, when she beat over forty other contestants to become Miss Massachusetts Teen USA 1998. She went on to compete in the Miss USA 2003 pageant held in San Antonio on March 24, 2003. Castillo won the Miss USA title in the nationally televised event, becoming Massachusetts' second titleholder, and the fourth former Miss Teen USA state titleholder to win the pageant. She was the first woman with Dominican-Puerto Rican ancestry to win the title. And let me tell you, Dominican-Puerto Rican do not like it when complete strangers feel up their pussy. In fact, she blogged about it in great detail. On the flip side, Rima Fakih is the first Arab American and the first Muslim to win the Miss USA title, and she's making the most of her position. How? Well, uh, by participating in the WWE's "Tough Enough" competition, oddly enough.

Sigh. This shit is never going to end, is it? Instead of releasing his birth certificate, I think Obama should have just called in The Wolf.

Perhaps England should consider changing "God Save the Queen" to "God Bless Rosie Jones." The gorgeous Page Three glamour model has shown plenty of support for her country's national football team by stripping down and wearing nothing but the St. George's Cross on a few occasions over the past couple of years.

You mean Boris the sneaky fucking Russian. "Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. if it does not work, you can always hit him with it." And by the looks at how the HK 416 fares against Colt's M4, seems true enough to me. And in one more bit of trivia their name is pronounced Heckler and 'Coke'.

Chances are you're doing it right now. Slacking. Procrastinating. Reading this article with your cursor placed on a work-related tab, prepared to click away should your boss walk by. We've all done it at some point -- but there are a few people who have taken the time-honored tradition of slacking and raised it to levels of epic proportions.

What's black, white and red all over? Go ahead, guess.

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