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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 13, 2011
May 13, 2011

Somehow I Don't Think She's Talking About Bourbon.

Ever since I was a kid, I've always loved boobs. I find them absolutely mesmerising. So what happens to boobs after they get older? It's horrible. Much like the end of The Giving Tree, Boobs, after providing so many years of thoughtless service, just become completely useless at the end of their life cycle. They become like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas. You can't help but looking at them and thinking, "He was getting front row seats at clubs, and now look at him. Disgusting." That being said, it looks like 42 year old Jennifer Aniston might be the one who steals the show based on what I saw in the trailer of Horrible Bosses. First, she nails it as a sex-obsessed boss. Then, we see some very suggestive clips of her in lingerie doing interesting things with food like a beetle banana and popsicles.

This clip is raw from Camera E-8 on the launch umbilical tower/mobile launch program of Apollo 11, July 16, 1969. This is an HD transfer from the 16mm original. Even more excellent footage is available The camera is running at 500 fps, making the total clip of over 8 minutes represent just 30 seconds of actual time. Narration is provided by Mark Gray, Executive Producer for Spacecraft Films.

I visited your site today, as I do most week days, and the top pic banner had this photo from bendbox on it. I thought it was my picture reversed at first lol, attached is a pic I took of my iguana, this is inside a cruise america rv my old lady and I rented and drove up the pacific coast highway when moving to the pacific nw a couple years ago. Jason

Hey Ernie, long time reader. I saw the posts the last couple days about the new 2011 Chargers and thought I'd share my latest project. I'm an installer for a living and mainly do work turning regular cars into police vehicles, so here's a brand new Charger I just finished. Keep up the good work - Cory

This is my newest toy. Thought you might like to see it. It's a 1942 Mosin Nagant 91/30 Izhevsk in new condition. I've been having a blast with it. I need more of these! Ron

Mosins are awesome guns and quickly becoming a fan, having just bought my third. So now I have a 1942 Izhevsk, a 1939 Tula (round receiver) and now a 1933 Tula with a hex receiver. The latter still has the cosmoline on it. They're great guns and the ammo is cheap ($88/440 rounds shipped). I've also always been a fan of a fit woman with some nicely toned muscles, but the line has to be drawn somewhere. So is a six-pack on a female sexy? It's a fine line, but here are some pics to help you make your decision.

I just got back in touch with someone from high school and she asked me what I look like. I didn't want to lie to her and say I looked just like I did in high school so I admitted I lost my hair. I went on to explain that I look like Jason Statham, only with a goatee. Only I'm not as tall, not as rich, not as good looking, not in as good a shape, and not as successful. Because if I were as tall, rich, good looking, in the same shape as and as successful as Jason Statham, then I migh have a chance with Amy Smart, or maybe even Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who just snagged the number one sopt on Maxim's Hot 100 List. She went on to admit that she's put on a few pounds herself, so I called her a fat ass and hung up.

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