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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 16, 2011
May 16, 2011

Understanding The Mystery of My Thumbnails.

Every so often I get a few people who will ask me to explain some of the thumbnails I use. Not the obvious ones such as ROASTBEEF or TWOBLIMPS, but the staples that have been around for awhile and routinely appear in both sides of the SFW/NSFW house, such as DONTLOOK and DUDEWTF. In fact, I've got about two dozen stock thumbnails that I use for quick links: one for pretty much each of the automakers, Judge Judy, Clint Eastwood, that sort of thing. But with each of those you can tell what you're getting into, even f the image itself isn't from that specific media that I'm linking to. Not so with thumbnails such as DUDEWTF and DONTLOOK. You never know what you're gonna get right? Or do you?

Well, this little guide should at least give you some idea what you're in for.

DUDEWTF - Can denote SFW or NSFW content based upon location. In general this tends to be a little more quirky than cringeworthy. In the SFW side of the house, I've recently used this thumbnail to link to dipping chicken nuggets, our recent experience with the Farm Fresh Girl, or the Asian girl with the the creepy eyes. Recent DUDEWTF's of the NSFW variety include the naked guy who went apeshit on a NYC subway and our LSD induced trip The Holy Mountain. This stuff isn't meant to make you squirm in your seat, as much as it is to make you say... well... What The Fuuuuuck.

DONTLOOK - Can denote SFW or NSFW content based upon location. Remember, the top rows of thumbnails with the green borders are SFW, while the bottoms rows with the red border are NSFW. Now we're getting into some interesting shit, no pun intended. This is the littlest brother of the WARNING thumbnail, which I reserve for really crazy shit. So if I were to use the DONTLOOK thumbnail in the top (SFW) row, it might link to something such as the recent head on collision, Steve O getting covered in port-o-potty shit, chicks with Steve Buschemi eyes, grainy footage of a guy chopping off his thumb with an axe, and other gruesome sports injuries. And when I use the DONTLOOK in the lower (NSFW) rows, it might be a set up for an anorexic nude model, or comedienne Kathy Griffon showing her pasty tits in Miami. All of which might make you squirm in your seat, but these rank 1-5 on the cringeworthy scale.

WARNING - Can denote SFW or NSFW content based upon location. Nine times out of ten, this link denotes gore of some type. It location (SFW/NSFW) usually depends on where the gore is: People getting shot in the face by drug cartels? Meh, who cares, safe for work. Some guy's leg fileted open for Compartment syndrome? Eh, safe for work. Two guys skinned alive by more drug cartels? Yawn, safe for work. Five guys butchered and dismembered by (yet another) Mexican drug cartel? What's for lunch? But as soon as you start operating on some guy's broken cock? Bzzzt, not safe for work. Stick a suction device on some woman's asshole making it prolapse? That's NSFW.

DUDENSFW - The coup de gras. Exclusively denotes Not Safe For Work content. By now you've noticed that I really do my best NOT to link to hardcore porn. It's just not what you come to EHOWA for, a lot of the sites are freebie hardcore loaded with malware, so I just don't do it. In fact, every time you open a thumbnailed babe gallery below, I've already looked through it and made sure that it's not too hardcore. Sure there may be a peener or two but trust me; for every gallery where you do see the occasional peener, I've rejected five other galleries for being too xxx. But. Occasional I stumble across something that while yes, it does include hardcore footage, said footage isn't the main jist of the link. For example: the porn actress who should have called in sick, the ten knee-slappin porn bloopers, some chick laughing at small peeners at a glory hole, and a porn star jerking here co-star off onto a picture of her mother.

What comes to mind when you think of Clint Eastwood in a classic western? A poncho? A cigarillo? An insulted mule? How about a bunch of non-English speaking Europeans on location in Spain with their lines overdubbed like a kung fu movie? Boom. You win the jackpot. If you are familiar with the term Spaghetti Western, you can thank the wild popularity of A Fistful of Dollars. Shot in Spain by an Italian crew with an international cast, Dollars sets grizzled American Clint Eastwood against rival gangs in a "Mexican" border town. The only thing missing from this melting pot of a movie were some Asians. Oh wait, never mind. Because A Fistful of Dollars is a remake of a Japanese movie. Specifically, it was a frame-for-frame remake of Japanese director Akira Kurosawa's 1961 samurai picture Yojimbo. Only when Kurosawa made it, he used robes instead of panchos and swords instead of guns. And that's not the only Clint Eastwood movie that's a remake, don't forget about Shane vs pale Rider.

I ran across this while looking at parkour video's. I rather like this girl, she makes me feel funny in the pants. Enjoy. Joe

Ernie, knowing your love for all things Military and weapons, I present to you the story of Mall ninja. Just wish we had people like this looking over us while we shop in the land of Oz. Cheers Mate. Dan- future mall ninja- Gold! Sorry bout the shitty editing, all done from a shitty iPhone.

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