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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 1, 2011
June 1, 2011

Some Lines You Just Don't Cross.

In most states, first-degree murder is defined as an unlawful killing that is both willful and premeditated, meaning that it was committed after planning or "lying in wait" for the victim. Second-degree murder is ordinarily defined as 1) an intentional killing that is not premeditated or planned, nor committed in a reasonable "heat of passion" or 2) a killing caused by dangerous conduct and the offender's obvious lack of concern for human life. Second-degree murder may best be viewed as the middle ground between first-degree murder and voluntary manslaughter. Voluntary manslaughter is commonly defined as an intentional killing in which the offender had no prior intent to kill, such as a killing that occurs in the "heat of passion."

hey ernie, Just curious if you had any thoughts on Lt. Col. (Dr.) Jerome Ersland being found guilty? maybe your could do a write up on it, i know its a very controversial issue. Aaron

Well let us begin by first watching security footage of the event in question, and reading about how his trial just ended. And then I'll follow up by stating that if events ever came to be where I fired upon an intruder in my home, leaving him incapacitated on my floor, walked over to my gun safe to retrieve another handgun, and then emptied it into him? I would absolutely, positively, no doubt in my mind, 100%, completely expect to be charged with a crime. Now exactly what crime that would be -- first degree murder, second degree murder, or voluntarily manslaughter -- would remain to be seen. But even living in Florida which has some of the most homeowner friendly Castle Doctrine laws around, I couldn't imagine not being charged. Do I think people have the right use deadly force to defend themselves? That's a stupid question, of course I do. Shit, do I think people have the right to use deadly force to defend their property? Hell, yes. Do I think Ersland was defending himself, his shop, and his customers when he skinned that smokewagon and blasted that one kid off that wildcat's ass? Team America, fuck yeah! And do I think that Ersland not just crossed the line -- but jumped a rocket powered red white and blue motorcycle over it -- when he calmly retrieved his backup weapon and proceeded to empty it into an incapacitated person who was no longer a threat? A'yuh, I absolutely do.

I know there are a lot of people who think he should have been found not guilty, but I'm not one of them. I don't know if I'm on board with first degree murder -- is 40 seconds enough to constitute premeditation, and if not perhaps second degree or manslaughter seems more fitting -- but I would have to presume there were a lot of details were presented to the jurors, than made it into the local papers. But I am pretty sure that if the kid he shot was in any way shape or form was still a threat, that would have played a HUGE part in Ersland's defense; and since it didn't, I can presume he wasn't. I would also presume that somewhere over the past two years, Ersland had been offered a plea deal to those lesser charges and elected instead to try his luck at trial. And hey, all the power to you if you win, but take your lumps if you lose. So to me, this looks to me like a perfectly justificable self defense shooting, followed up by a cold blooded execution. And in case you're wondering, yes Jevontai Ingram (the accomplice who got away) was charged and convicted of first degree murder, as he should have been.

It's got nothing to do with black versus white, it's got everything to do with the difference between a Democracy (whch we're not) and a Republic (which we are). Popular opinion would be to say, "Those little fuckers got what they deserved, let Jerome Ersland go," regardless of how far he crossed over the line. But we don't follow the will of the majority simply because they're the majority; instead we follow our laws. So he was tried and convicted by a jury of his peers, even if it's the unpopular thing to do. The system worked.

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Hey Ernie, Came across your website and wanted to make sure you saw our shoot and interview with Danielle Hilliard from last year. Great girl. We went to school with her. She still cheers, but she graduated last year. Nate

Not that I'm complaining, but I think she looked better as a blonde. Which is a lot for me to say, since I'm usually a brunette kind of guy. For example, Cally Stanphill is a nursing major at FAU and here are some great photos of Cally -- no relation to Sarah Silverman -- as she walked around her campus in some cute jean shorts, then some great stuff in her ultra-pink dorm room, before some sexy bikini photos. Photos which much to my dismay, are no more (or less) revealing than Cally's Playboy pictorial from when she was called one of the hottest college girls in the country.

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Air show near miss...lots of pants shittin' goin' on - check it starting at 1:40 sec and tell me that wasn't PRETTY damned low. Keep up the good work. James

Yep, that was the incident that lead to the commander officer of the Blue Angels, Cmdr. Dave Koss, being relieved of his command (or tendered his resignation, depending on who you ask). This guy offeres a pretty in-depth look into what happened including who called the Knock-It-Off, which is military speak for, "everybody stop what the fuck you're doing, immediately climb to a safe altitude to await further instructions." In fact, I can't quite seem to put a finger on but seem to remember our very own Puddy had a Knock It Off encounter back in 2002.

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