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June 15, 2011 | ||
So I Was Catching Up On My Ally McBeal This Morning...Ha! Ha! Ha! I couldn't even finish that sentence. No seriously, I tried and snorted so hard I spent the next ten minutes cleaning snot out of my mustache. But in all honesty I did watch it when it first came out because right along with Aaron Sorkin, I'm normally a fan of David E Kelley's stuff. It started off with Peter MacNichol playing The Eel on Chicago Hope, graduated on to my crush on Lindsey Dole from The Practice, to Portia De Rossi's beautiful head of hair on Ally McBeal, to Jeri Ryan's more than ample Boston Public bosum, and finally Denny Crane from Boston Legal. They were all wonderfully written shows with very talented actors and dare I say some nice eye candy. So what in the fuck he was thinking with Wonder Woman, I'll never know. Sure, Adrianne Palicki has a nice body and looks good in her costume, but you can't base en eentire show on that, can you? Well, not since Baywatch anyway. What makes for a great body? Truthfully, that question could be answered many ways. Some prefer thin, some thick; some like tall, others short; some emphasize certain parts of the body, and others disagree. It isn't an exact science, that is for sure. But in sports, when stiff competition dictates an athlete's body be trained, toned, and strengthened, the ideal body is both sexy and muscular, appealing and chiseled. What do Miesha Tate, Laure Manaudou, Allison Stokke, and Gina Carano have in common? They all get my vote for The Best Female Bodies in Sports. The national flag of Brazil (Portuguese: Bandeira do Brasil) is a blue disc depicting a starry sky spanned by a curved band inscribed with the national motto, within a yellow rhombus, on a green field. Brazil officially adopted this design for its national flag on November 19, 1889, replacing the flag of the second Empire of Brazil. The green field and the yellow rhombus from the previous imperial flag were preserved – the green and yellow colors representing the Braganza-Habsburg dynasty. A blue circle with 27 white five-pointed stars replaced the arms of the Empire of Brazil. The stars, whose position in the flag reflect the sky over Rio de Janeiro on November 15, 1889, represent the union's federated units – each star representing a specific state. The motto "Ordem e Progresso" ("Order and Progress") is inspired by Auguste Comte's motto of positivism: "L’amour pour principe et l’ordre pour base; le progrčs pour but" ("Love as a principle and order as the basis; progress as the goal"). As of this morning, the Youtube video for Cara Hartmann's eHarmony profile hoax is up to 7,200,000 views; remember that's 7,200 x $0.35 = $2,500 into her pocket so far. And while I'm sure the hits will start to taper off in a week or so, that's some pretty good cake for two minute Youtube video. But how does she stack up against some others? Well look at Rebecca Black's Friday video and do the math -- that's right -- somewhere upwards of $58k. That's more than some people earn in a year. Now who's laughing? Yeah when most of us plan a hoax, it's pretty small, like tricking our co-workers into thinking the printer is voice activated. Others? They think bigger. They fools newspapers, nations, and entire decades of people. Sometimes for the lulz, sometimes because of hate, these hoaxes fooled many people - sometimes with deadly results. Ever hear the one liner, "The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says, 'Make me one with everything.'" -- Yeah, neither has the Dalai Lama himself. So when this reporter actually tells him that joke? It gets pretty awkward.
Not that I follow basketball -- it's not exactly the sport of a 5'7" white guy -- I think the reason people are so entranced with the recent NBA Championship isn't so much that the Dallas Mavericks won, it's that Lebron James lost. If you remember, he's the guy who bailed on Cleveland to go to Miami, because he thought he had a better chance of winning a championship there. So to have him do that, make it to the finals and then wind up flat on his ass? Well let's just say that people in Ohio are pretty okay with that. Who is not okay? Hitler and the Miami Herald. Anyway, I award extra points to Woody for his movie reference to Gardens of Stone -- around the 6:20 mark -- one of my favorite James Earl Jones movie ever. A growing number of natural food dyes are being commercially produced, partly due to consumer concerns surrounding synthetic dyes. Some examples include a green dye made from chlorella algae.
Hey I need your attention. Yo Andy! Yo David! If you don't know who Kate Upton is, then you clearly aren't actually reading your copy of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue. Okay, fair enough, you've got a good excuse – beautiful women in bikinis have always appealed far more to male sensibilities than a well-written article – but, still, if you'd actually investigated some of the text, you'd know her name and would have remembered it when she was named the issue's Rookie of the Year. 10 stories of 5
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