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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 6, 2011
July 6, 2011

Too Bad Dexter Doesn't Rip Off The Headlines, Like SVU Does.

If you want to watch someone more full of shit than you have ever seen in your life, get a load of this fucking idiot. Remember folks, religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around. And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my throat. So all liberal vs conservative debate aside... what a phony, pompous, self-righteous asshole. Too bad Casey Anthony wasn't his mother. I guess now you know why there are so many Jews in comedy.

Brushing up on my physics after Bill gave me a much deserved schooling yesterday: inertia is the resistance of any physical object to a change in its state of motion or rest, or the tendency of an object to resist any change in its motion. It is proportional to an object's mass. The principle of inertia is one of the fundamental principles of classical physics which are used to describe the motion of matter and how it is affected by applied forces. Inertia comes from the Latin word, iners, meaning idle, or lazy. The term "inertia" is more properly understood as shorthand for "the principle of inertia" as described by Newton in his First Law of Motion; that an object not subject to any net external force moves at a constant velocity. Thus an object will continue moving at its current velocity until some force causes its speed or direction to change.

So yesterday as I was catching up on my Burn Notice, I picked up on something I first noticed last season when I was watching Leverage -- no big deal, just some product placement. As long as it's not obvious, I don't mind it at all. Then I caught this scene from Burn Notice, and Michael Weston doing his spy voiceover and explaining that if you have to flee from someone tailing you, it was nice to have 300 horses on tap. Then it hit me like a potato gun bazooka to the balls -- this was all product placement for the Hyundai Genesis! But very tastefully done, Hyundai, my hat is off to you and thanks for giving us a break from Jeff Bridges.

Wanted to send you a link to some Troopers who stopped the wrong person. I will tell you I worked as a 911 operator and could not stand NCSHP but this story seemed interesting. Just read the link and let me know what you think, There is a video of where she blew a 0.0 but was taken into custody. Yes, even though she failed to blow into a road side pst she was taken into custody to be taken and blow into the intoxilizer. Here is the link and there is a video. I know that they are both rich and that does not give them a pass but it allowed them to show how short sided NCSHP is because they have been fighting a public image for the past five years. The trooper said he never texted his co-worker but he did and lied about it. Like I posted earlier I have never liked the NCSHP even when I was working as a dispatcher. How stupid can you be when you are using government phones to text? He lied about the whole traffic stop. He is now backpedaling. Thanks in advance. Dean

You think this zombie shelter would fit over your lanai? Keep up the good work! Love the site. Terry

Ernie, In regards to the boner killer girl from 7-5. There are some nude pics of her floating around the web. Her name is Karon Alloy. Scott

Those are AWESOME nipples. On that note, Argentina's Irina Grandez and Daysi Araujo appear destined to make a name for themselves in the same footsteps as Peru's own version of Paraguay's Larissa Riquelme. Yesterday, during Peru's opening match of the 2011 Copa America tournament against Uruguay, Irina and Daysi decided to give the fans just a little more than Larissa did, pulling down their tight white tops as they flashed their enormous breasts to the fans and photographers in attendance.

Old and busted: using a pipecutter to save a kitten stuck in a pipe. The new hotness: using a leafblower to save a kitten stuck in a pipe.

Hurtling past mountains at 85mph, a daredevil has become the first man to fly through a waterfall wearing a wingsuit.

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