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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 3, 2011
August 3, 2011

For God and Country -- Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo.

So I noticed a little something about the article I posted yesterday that narrarated the OBL raid. Pay attention to these two specific parts: "James, a broad-chested man in his late thirties, does not have the lithe swimmer’s frame that one might expect of a SEAL—he is built more like a discus thrower. That night, he wore a shirt and trousers in Desert Digital Camouflage, and carried a silenced Sig Sauer P226 pistol, along with extra ammunition; a CamelBak, for hydration; and gel shots, for endurance. He held a short-barrel, silenced M4 rifle. Others SEALs had chosen the Heckler & Koch MP7." And then, "Nine years, seven months, and twenty days after September 11th, an American was a trigger pull from ending bin Laden’s life. The first round, a 5.56-mm. bullet, struck bin Laden in the chest. As he fell backward, the SEAL fired a second round into his head, just above his left eye." Armed with those two pieces of information, it must have been "James" who killed Osama, since he had the only Colt M4 (which fires 5.56mm ammunition) and everyone else had H&K MP7s (which fire 4.6mm ammunition) -- Yes?

Matt Damon's mother is a college professor, so watch and laugh as Matt Damon defends teachers against a shitty cameraman.

The following women are new to the sports scene in one way or another, and I wanted to bring them to everyone's attention. And if you already know who they are, it wouldn't hurt you to take a second look -- starting with Cleveland Brown great Bernie Kosar's daughter Sara, otherwise known as Lexxi Silver, the porn star. And by the way, no, not kidding.

Hi Ernie, just been looking at Lucy and her cone of shame. Lister our white boxer was born with a scar on his head and the vet advised us to have it removed for the same reasons. When he removed the tissue he found the hair was starting to grow on the other side into his head. These photos show him before the op, the day after (got nicknamed Frankinpup) and then six months later when it was all healed up. See Ya, Barry.

Ernie - I was hunting around on Amazon just now... I started looking at the Stainless Steel Sharpie, as it looked like a good everyday carry item. A few clicks later and I found 3 sharpies with 3 different colors sold in one package for $8.92... seemed reasonable, but you know it's always important to confirm shipping rates ... here's what I found. Demian

Hey Ernie, Big fan of the site. Have been for a few years. Just thought I would share this with you. Found it while trying to find out why my lap top keeps over heating. Kinda made me laugh but then i got a little worried about the population if this is one of the top searches. Enjoy. Colin

Hey Ernie. I'm not sure if this would fall under the *DUDE, WTF* or the *DON'T LOOK* category, but either way, it's NSFW! Cringe and Enjoy! Robert

On a related note, I decided to take the plunge and get my first piece of body jewelry -- what do you think?

Total Blackout is a Danish game show set in the dark, which plunges contestants into complete darkness. They then struggle over a series of knock-out rounds to compete to survive outrageous challenges to emerge victorious into the light. In the final round, the one remaining survivor wins the chance to grab as much money as possible... if only they could see what they're smelling -- like paint, cheese, and ROTTEN ASS. On a side note, chicks speaking the Danish language are so hot.

Hey man, I realize why Netflix wants to increase prices, but what you didn't include in your defense of them, was this is their 2nd price increase in less than a year, and if I remember correctly, their 4th price increase in 2 years. And on top of that, their streaming content selection SUCKS. Every time I want to watch a movie, I have to wait for the DVD (don't get me started on the EXTRA charge for blu-ray discs). Unless it's some kinda suck-ass Disney film, or some TV show from the 90's. Not only did they increase prices again, but they already made a deal with Warner Bros, to delay streaming content for 28 days, and another deal with Starz, to make us wait 90 days! Now, those waits only include movies that they actually plan on streaming.. Their new content has always been pretty sparse. So, while Nutflix wants to try to save their asses, they're also giving me no reason to keep them. A massive drop in service quality, while jacking prices.. That's a forumla for disaster. Just ask my local favorite bar about that. We used to go there and get hammered on $3 long island night, and enjoy a giant ruben for $6. But, they hired a bunch a crappy, cheap waitresses, who would sit and chat at a table for 20 mins, than bring me my food (while it sat and got cold). And then, I came back a month later, hoping they re-staffed, and all their prices went up 30% or more! Now, last time I drove by there, their signs are down, and there's a big "closed" note on the door. Don't fuck with your customers. I for one, am cancelling Netflix. They give me no reason to keep them. And all these movie production companies wonder why people just download their movies. I sense a ramp-up in newsgroup traffic coming up to September 1st.. As always, keep up the good work! And ride safe! And keep that helmet strapped on! Alan

Yeah I hate to admit it, but the movie selection on Netflix does seem to be going down hill quite quickly, especially when compared to Blockbuster, as Alan pointed out. Slowly but surely, Netflix is being downgraded to "only good for watching entire television series from the 90's". I'm curious to see what happens when 2012 rolls around when their current contracts are up and everyone else jumps into the on-demand arena.

Supermodels clearly won the genetic lottery, but does that apply to aging as well? Take a look at the 22 models and draw your own conclusions. Most turned into definite cougars, but a few seem to have had a rough time of it.

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