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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 4, 2011
August 4, 2011

They Sank A German Destroyer (TA-27) Using Nothing But Their Enormous Balls And Machine Gun Fire.

The Tuskegee Airmen were the first African American military aviators in the United States armed forces. During World War II, African Americans in many U.S. states still were subject to racist Jim Crow laws. The American military was racially segregated, as was much of the federal government. The Tuskegee Airmen were subject to racial discrimination, both within and outside the army. Despite these adversities, they trained and flew with distinction. Although the 477th Bombardment Group worked up on North American B-25 Mitchell bombers, they never served in combat; the Tuskegee 332nd Fighter Group was the only operational unit, first sent overseas as part of Operation Torch, then in action in Sicily and Italy, before being deployed as bomber escorts in Europe where they were particularly successful in their missions. The Tuskegee Airmen initially were equipped with Curtiss P-40 Warhawks fighter-bomber aircraft, later with Republic P-47 Thunderbolts, and finally the fighter group acquired the aircraft with which they became most commonly associated, the North American P-51 Mustang. When the pilots of the 332nd Fighter Group painted the tails of their P-47's red, the nickname "Red Tails" was coined. So yeah, he completely ruined my childhood with all those edited Star Wars scenes, but George Lucas is producing the upcoming Tuskegee Airmen remake, called Red Tails and it looks motherfucking AWESOME. I have no doubt the movie will open with the singing of the Star Spangled Banner, preferable sung by this seven year old, since she makes most celebrities sound like a bag of smashed assholes.

So which would you rather -- this girl's buck teeth, or this girl's enormous schnoz? if you pick the first one, you might want to be extra careful to wrap your package otherwise, you know, and then you're dealing with this. Don't say I didn't warn you.

While television series that involve sports may lack the intensity and the obnoxious cliches that flood sports talk shows and news programs, the women on these shows, keep fans coming back even if they detest the program itself.

Ernie - one of our local girls made it big. Or should I say local girl has big'uns? Either way it's good. Enjoy! Mike.

I've been on your site for years checking in, (since before you moved to Florida! I still remember when you bought your nova II) and I have always loved your site. I am contacting you because like you, I am a car guy, and due to financial reasons I am forced to sell my 71 Caddy Ragtop... Hold on, Hold on, I'm not trying to sell it to you because you're filthy rich living the lux life in sunny Florida, just hoping you would do me a solid and throw a link on your website… I am not emailing or contacting anyone else or any other websites, just you. It is one of two surviving 1971 Cadillac Eldorado Convertibles used in the 1998 cult classic movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, with all documentation. Sorry to bother you with a request like this, just the first time I had something cool to share with everyone… any help greatly appreciated! Keep the website bad ass and don't take no shit! -Brian

I wouldn't consider Fear and Loathing to be one of the greatest movies out there -- Johnny Depp rents trhe Cadillac in question after losing this red Impala -- but if nobody meets the reserve price, maybe you can unload it to the Volo Auto Museum, they've got a nice movie car collection. Now legendary directors like Martin Scorcese have shown that they're not above wallowing in a pool of blood and guts. Find out just how much wallowing in this list of the most disturbingly violent scenes in mainstream movie history.

So which would you rather -- this Olivia Wild fake, or this Jessica Alba for real?

Ten reasons why Bear Week would be better than Shark Week.

george t. clooney continues to be my fucking hero

biggest tactical mistakes that stringer bell made - preview of the cheerleaders at super bowl xlvi

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