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Holy Crap, Wayne Newton's Hittin' On Mom!I've been telling you guys this for years, maybe now some of you will finally believe me. of course now I'm going to need you to hop on your mom and come bail me out of the Las Vegas jailhouse. Hey do you remember that scene in From Dusk Till Dawn when Salma Hayek dances with a snake? Yeah well this ain't Salma Hayek. The U.N. estimates that over 3 million ships are located on the ocean floor, with fewer than a thousand that anyone has any plans to clean up. And that's not even covering all the defunct oil rigs down there. Enter the Halomonas titanicai, a bacteria that loves eating metal and could do all the cleaning up for us. Before Titanic was a convenient way to see Kate Winslet naked, it was actually a ship. And had anyone known how many movies she would get naked in after Titanic, we probably could have avoided the whole thing. Anyway, the real ship sank in 1912, where it sat undisturbed for over 70 years. Well, "undisturbed" isn't entirely accurate. During that time, a bacteria sprouted colonies all over the vessel and they are eating the Titanic. Because of the great work the bacteria is doing on the Titanic, researchers don't see any reason we can't use the same cultures to clean up other oil rigs and ships. Or, conversely, knowing exactly how the bacteria eats away at metal can inform how we build boats in the future so that they are stronger. By finding a way to prevent this bacteria from colonizing, we can ensure that oil rigs stay structurally sound for a lot longer. Then again, if one of them collapses and it's resistant to the bacteria, then we're right back where we started with steel trash on the floor of the ocean.
Old and busted: Hoverhand so you don't touch the Playboy Playmate. The new hotness: Hover hand so the Playboy Playmate doesn't touch you. Hey what was the name of that novel that told the story from the point of view of a black horse, who recalls his life through from his birth through his carefree life as a colt, and the many hardships he suffered after achieving maturity. He goes through many owners, both good and bad, until he finally finds happiness and contentment. What was that novel called? Anyone remember?
Joe, if Winter ever trades that car in, let me know. I don't want to buy the car, just the driver's seat. Thank you. Before they were famous: A-list actors had to start somewhere, usually in somewhat forgettable bit roles. Keep and eye out for: Angelina Jolie, Jim Carrey, Ryan Gosling, Keanu Reeves, Seth Rogan, Jack Black, Natalie Portman's breast self-exam, and remember to rub a black man's hair for ghood luck! Snap-on tool boxes and tool storage units have been the overwhelming choice of demanding professionals for as long as tool boxes have been painted red. That's because Snap-on tool chests, tool carts, tool boxes, and tool box accessories have been making technicians' jobs easier for nearly as long as we have been making the tools that people need to put away. the fifty most entertainingly crap-tacular films of all time the sexiest sports hottie countdown, starting with arianny celeste contrary to what I linked this weekend, something is bigger than vy-calis majoris |
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