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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 24, 2011
August 24, 2011

Oh, Like I Travelled All This Way To Eat Delivery Pizza.

So a few people have asked me why I didn't comment on this picture of Michelle Bachman deepthroating eating a weiner. I'm sorry, but that one is just way too easy.

The star has long been considered a symbol of truth, spirit and of hope. Their very existence speaks to the struggle against the forces of darkness and the unknown, and their fixed nature brings the suggestion of order and destiny, and it is on this structure that astrology is founded. In the Tarot, "The Star" is the seventeenth card in the Major Arcana, which signifies hope and the uniting of spirit with matter though the mediation of the soul. People who are attracted to a five point star tattoo are usually very versatile, adventurous, progressive, and always striving to find answers to the many questions that life poses. Since the five point star is the sign of freedom and independence (just take a look at the American flag), these people want to be totally unrestrained, and know how to motivate people around them. The real symbolism of the nautical star comes from sailors when cellestial navigation, with cellestial charts, first started being used. Nautical star tattoos, only two, were place on your chest. They were there to help guide you on your way back home and, the main reason, to make sure that you would never be lost at sea. And if Captain Jack Sparrow had gotten lost at sea like I had planned, there would be no way he could have blown me in for sticking my sword up girls' dresses. Douche.

Old and busted: actors from the 90's who are complete nobodies now. The new hotness: actors from the 80's who are complete nobodies now. And given that the USA Network has chosen to defile one of my favorite sports movies -- Necessary Roughness with Kathy Ireland -- I suppose its worth mentioning these 40 sports hotties from the 90's as well. Can anyone find a better clip of Kathy Ireland scenes, because this one sucks almost as much as her dietician's resume.

Avian incubation refers to the process by which birds hatch their eggs, and to the development of the embryo within the egg. Humidity is critical, and if the air is too dry the egg will lose too much water to the atmosphere, which can make hatching difficult or impossible. Some species begin incubation with the first egg, causing the young to hatch at different times; others begin after laying the second egg, so that the third chick will be smaller and more vulnerable to food shortages. Some start to incubate after the last egg of the clutch, causing the young to hatch simultaneously. In general smaller birds tend to hatch faster but there are exceptions, and cavity nesting birds tend to have longer incubation periods.

Ernie, correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't this read, "love ass cracks too"? Thanks for years of distractions, smiles and ughs. - gsaadi

Hi Ernie, this 'ol boy was getting out of his truck to go deer hunting, and that's about as far as he got. Where's his big toe you ask? He had lost it previously to the diabetes. Matt

Ernie, Love the site. My brother and I have enjoyed it for years. A couple of weeks we bought a school bus to turn into an RV. When it was de-comissioned they painted it black over the district name. When we were scraping the sticker lettering off so we can sand it down we started to laugh. We had gotten "school" and part of "county" off when we discovered what we spelled. If you like it feel free to use it and post at will. Steve

The serape is a long blanket-like shawl, often brightly colored and fringed at the ends, worn in Mexico, especially by men. Some serapes are made with matching hoods for head covering. The length varies but front and back normally reach knee height on an average person. Available in various colors and design patterns, the typical colors of serapes from the highland regions are two-tone combinations of black, grey, brown, or tan depending on the natural color of the sheep flocks grown in the area, with large design patterns utilizing traditional Mayan motifs. The ends are usually fringed.

The Alabama Crimson Tide didn't just win a national title, they also won the hearts and umm... minds... of men across America. I'm not talking about the football team, I'm talking about the Girls of 'Bama. I've always believed that southern girls are gorgeous and this gallery will do nothing to diminish that notion, unless you look at the twelth picture in this gallery, then you'll never come south of the Mason-Dixon line.

No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that a rubbish dump being created would, in the space of a century, become a protected area. Yet that is exactly what happened to what has come to be known as Glass Beach, just outside Fort Bragg in California. The residents there had no refuse collection so, with the sea so close by the solution seemed obvious – throw the garbage over the edge of the cliffs above their local beach. The burgeoning population of the town proceeded, with abandon reckless if not gleeful to do just that. They did it with relish and in numbers: glass, household appliances and even motor vehicles went over the edge until the place acquired a new name – The Dumps. It was not until the 1960s that city leaders and the local water board forced the closure of the beach as an illegal dump.

good news, the russians have their own f-22 raptor sukhoi t-50

spacex dragon will fly to international space station in november

wait, is this a good argument for seatbelts, or not? i'm confused

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