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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 1, 2011
September 1, 2011

Like Any Other Candidate Would Even Stand A Chance.

You know that thing I do where I get a picture of a naked chick with a sign behind her written in a foreign language, and then post it with the translation? Yeah I can't do that for signs that aren't written in the English alphabet, so I'm gonna need a little help from my Southeastern Asian friends for this one. What is that, Chinese? Korean? Thai?

Learning how to taste wines is a straightforward adventure that will deepen your appreciation for both wines and winemakers. Pour a glass of wine into a suitable wine glass. Then take a good look at the wine. Tilt the glass away from you and check out the color of the wine from the rim edges to the middle of the glass. It's helpful to have a white background - either paper, napkin or a white tablecloth. Still Looking. Move on to the wine's opacity. Is the wine watery or dark, translucent or opaque, dull or brilliant, cloudy or clear? Can you see sediment? Tilt your glass a bit, give it a little swirl - look again, is there sediment, bits of cork or any other floaters? To get a good impression of your wine's aroma, swirl your glass for a solid 10-12 seconds (this helps vaporize some of the wine's alcohol and release more of its natural aromas) and then take a quick whiff to gain a first impression.

September is typically a pretty laidback month for movies. After being bombarded with big budget tentpole films over the summer, it's the calm before the storm that is awards season. But this year, Hollywood is kicking off the fall movie season in style with big names like Matt Damon, Kate Winslet, Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt all starring in films that could make an appearance at the Oscars next year. Throw in a couple of cool genre flicks and you're looking at one of the most promising Septembers in recent memory.

Nepeta is a genus of about 250 species of flowering plants in the family Lamiaceae. The members of this group are known as catnip or catmint because of their effect on cats—the nepetalactone contained in nepeta binds to the olfactory receptors of cats, typically resulting in temporary euphoria. And yet somehow I don't think this is catnip.

Hi Ernie, Here are some pictures of a tornado that came through Goderich Ontario last Sunday, about 1.5 hours from my place. The queen called it the prettiest town in Canada. The pics of the elevator and dock area are the Sifto Salt mine, one of the largest in the world. Thought you may want to use some of these. Cheers, Ian

Did you notice in the 20th picture -- the Ford F-150 with the side caved in -- that the side curtain airbags had deployed? kinda trippy man. But I bet that truck started right up. How? Easy. It's was a a motherfucking miracle, man!

Florida Regulations Regarding Buoys and Swimming Areas: No regulatory or informational signs or buoys may be placed in or upon the waters of this state, except by public authority or under a permit issued by the sheriff of the county. All such signs and buoys shall be colored yellow except as hereinafter provided. When a buoy is used as a regulatory or informational marker (except in private swimming areas), it shall have two orange-colored horizontal bands completely around the buoy's circumference, one such band at the top, and the other just above the waterline. The appropriate geometric shape(s) indicating the buoy's purpose and any lettering or numerals shall be placed between these horizontal bands. The buoy itself shall have a circular transverse cross section of at least nine inches and shall extend at least 36 inches above the surface of the water.

Lip biting is a common habit that a lot of people consciously or unconsciously do. A lot of people tend to bite their lips whenever they feel anxious, nervous or stressed and there are some who bite their lips by accident and tend to play the bitten part using their teeth or tongues. Lip biting is a generally harmless habit but for people who have made this a compulsive habit, it becomes a problem. A lot of people may find lip biting a really hard habit to break and would require serious medical or psychological attention to control or stop it. What the sufferer must be aware of is that this habit can be stopped it he or she really wants to. Sufferers should become fully aware that healing starts from within and knowing that facing anxiety issues directly instead of finding temporary relief through lip biting will help stop this habit.

Ernie, Knowing your love for the canine kind, I though you'd find this interesting, that is if everyone and his brother hasn't already sent it. Regards, --Harold

With the 2011 NCAA Football season set to kick off on Thursday, football fans across America will not only be treated to the action-packed, back-and-forth, emotionally charged contests that usually accompany college football games, but they will also be treated to the sight of young gorgeous women dressed in their school's colors as they show off their incredible assets and put their school spirit on display. And while the sexy women check out their school's games from the stands, we would like you to check out these jaw-dropping photos of hot females from some of the NCAA's top football programs.

Most camera phones are simpler than separate digital cameras. Having no physical shutter, most have a long shutter lag. Most have no flash or optical zoom or tripod screw. Their usual fixed focus lenses and smaller sensors limit their performance in poor lighting. Many lack a USB connection, removable memory card, or other way of transferring their pictures more quickly than by the phone's inherent communication feature.

Milk Baths are just like regular baths, only with an addition of milk and often other scents such as lavender, honey, and essential oils. Cleopatra, Elizabeth I of England, Elisabeth of Bavaria, and others have historically acclaimed the beautifying benefits of these baths. Milk baths are said to utilise lactic acid, an alpha hydroxy acid, to dissolve the proteins which hold together dead skin cells.

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