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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 2, 2011
September 2, 2011

But I Do My Best Not To, Honest.

I did my best to get this post up by 10:35am, but no luck. Sorry.

Wood-plastic composites (WPCs) are composite materials made of wood fiber/flour and plastics. In addition to wood fiber and plastic, WPCs can also contain other ligno-cellulosic and/or inorganic filler materials. Manufacturers claim that wood-plastic composite is more environmentally friendly and requires less maintenance than the alternatives of solid wood treated with preservatives or solid wood of rot-resistant species. These materials can be moulded with or without simulated wood grain details. WPCs can also be referred to as natural fiber plastic composites or natural fiber reinforced plastics. he most widespread use of WPCs is in outdoor deck floors, but it is also used for railings, fences, landscaping timbers, cladding and siding, park benches, molding and trim, window and door frames, and indoor furniture.

Is there anything hotter than a woman that is willing to throw their inhibitions to wind? Spontaneity is the name of the game with these ladies, as they risk their personal well-being to compete in dangerous and sometimes death-defying sports. They also look damn good while they're doing it. It's time to swoon at the the world's sexiest daredevils.

A colander is a bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with holes in it used for draining food such as pasta or rice. The perforated nature of the colander allows liquid to drain through while retaining the solids inside. It is sometimes also called a strainer or kitchen sieve. Conventionally, colanders are made of a light metal, such as aluminium or thinly rolled stainless steel, but some colanders are made of plastic or silicone. The word colander comes from the Latin colum meaning sieve.

Meet Natalia Inoue. Some call her "The Real Life Chun-Li", but as good as the "First Lady of Fighting Games" looked while delivering her spinning bird kick in her short skirt during those Street Fighter arcade game battles, I don't recall her ever having a booty quite like this.

The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the rungs and only use the outside ropes to climb on. While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, move your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder. Do not move both hands or both feet at the same time - you will lose your balance.

'sup Ernie - not a lot for me to add to this, except "no shit!" While the article makes it clear that this is a district ruling, it should be pretty obvious that members of the public can film the police doing public things, while out in public. It's a basic "check & balance" of the citizenry and all the claims of wiretapping or obstruction are just plain horseshit. Thought you might like to see the follow-up. Scott

... meanwhile, in illinois ...

Something's wrong in Illinois -- Paul

If you're familiar with the mythology of centaurs, seeing a screaming woman get hauled away by a bunch of them gives you the same feeling you get in Deliverance when Ned Beatty falls into the hands of the hillbillies, or when Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames wind up imprisoned by the same in Pulp Fiction. Centaurs rape human women -- that's what they do, that's a central part of their mythology. Dolores Umbridge is perhaps the one person in the whole Harry Potter universe who is virtually impossible to like, no matter what angle you choose to piss on her from. The short-lived headmistress of Hogwarts gets off on torturing children, has an unflinching holier-than-thou attitude and, unless David Yates has something stashed for an extended edition of the films, she gets away with it. Well, unless you count the part where she is abducted and gang raped by centaurs in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. And if you think we're just filling in the rape stuff with our filthy imaginations, hang on. Near the climax of the book/film, Umbridge is hauled screaming into the Forbidden Forest by a group of centaurs. No one sees what happens next. What you have to realize is that there's a reason Rowling made sure it was centaurs who snatched Umbridge, rather than any of the countless other dangerous creatures in the forest, like the giant spiders.

The mistaken belief that albino body parts have magical powers has driven thousands of Africa's albinos into hiding, fearful of losing their lives and limbs to unscrupulous dealers who can make up to $75,000 selling a complete dismembered set. In African countries such as Tanzania and Burundi, there has been an unprecedented rise in witchcraft-related killings of albino people in recent years. This is because albino body parts are used in potions sold by witchdoctors. Numerous authenticated incidents have occurred in Africa during the 21st Century. In Zimbabwe, belief that sex with an albino woman will cure a man of HIV has led to rapes (and subsequent HIV infection).

Ernie - thought you might enjoy this -- these guys must have had custom racing seats installed in their cars, you know, the ones that can hold their huge balls. Mike.

not even sure how to describe this guy, perhaps you'd care to try. Marty

I'll start with, "A guy who is going to buy a belt clip for his cellphone."

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out! is a boxing video game for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) developed and published by Nintendo in 1987. It has consistently been ranked among the best games released for the NES platform. Punch-Out! features a boxer known as Little Mac working his way up the professional boxing circuits, facing a series of colorful, fictional boxers, leading to a final fight with real-life boxer, then then-World Heavyweight Champion, Mike Tyson. One of the characters Little Mac must fight along the way is King Hippo, the second competitor in the Major Circuit. He is depicted as obese, only wearing the bare essentials for boxing in addition to a crown, introduced in the Captain N cartoon. He has a bandage on his stomach, which is the weak point that lowers his defenses. When it is hit, his shorts drop, and he is distracted by having to put them back on, allowing the protagonist Little Mac to attack him.

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