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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 20, 2011
September 20, 2011

Pain Heals. Chicks Dig Scars. Glory... Lasts Forever.

"Don't ask, don't tell" (DADT) was the official United States policy on homosexuals serving in the military from December 21, 1993 to September 20, 2011. The policy prohibited military personnel from discriminating against or harassing closeted homosexual or bisexual service members or applicants, while barring openly gay, lesbian, or bisexual persons from military service. A congressional bill to repeal DADT was enacted in December 2010, specifying that the policy would remain in place until the President, the Secretary of Defense, and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff certified that repeal would not harm military readiness, followed by a 60-day waiting period. A July 6, 2011 ruling from a federal appeals court barred further enforcement of the U.S. military's ban on openly gay service members. Immediately following the repeal of DADT, this previously-closeted gay soldier stationed in Germany, called his father to come out of the closet. And if any closed minded dipshit really has a problem with this, I say, shut the fuck up, you ungrateful fuckfaces.

Pigeon toe, also called metatarsus varus, metatarsus adductus, in-toe gait, intoeing or false clubfoot, is a condition which causes the toes to point inward when walking. It is most common in infants and children under two years of age and, when not the result of simple muscle weakness, normally arises from one of three underlying conditions, a twisted shin bone, an excessive retroversion resulting in the twisting of the thigh bone when the front part of a person's foot is turned in. If the pigeon toe is mild and close to the center, treatment may not be necessary. Ballet has been used as a treatment for mild cases. Dance exercises can help to bend the legs outward.

Motocross boots are designed specifically for off-road, motocross (MX) or all-terrain vehicle riding. To help prevent a rider's feet and legs from being injured, motocross boots are typically much more stiff than regular motorcycle boots or racing boots, but are more flexible than ski boots by comparison. Modern motocross boots are usually nearly knee-high (about 16 inches in height) and made from a combination of leather, metal, plastic and/or man-made composite materials to create a very form-fitting, comfortable and tight boot. To allow a rider to easily get the boot on or off, the shaft of a motocross boot is designed to open lengthwise. Multiple adjustable straps (usually 4 to 5) are deployed along the foot, ankle and shaft of the boot to allow the rider to tighten the boot to his/her preferences and comfort. Such a boot could have prevented the following...

Hi Ernie, Long time reader and occasional contributor. I would like to submit what happens when you have a few beers on the weekend and think you can ride a Honda cr500 doing wheelies when you have no right being on one. Keep up the good work. Charlie.

Ernie: my spidey senses tell me appropriate riding gear was not involved.

I was wearing leather boots but believe brake lever went through it. Charlie

Did you ever wonder how much weight an athlete is lifting in a photo? If you know some basic information, you will be able to know about how much that bar weighs in most cases. First of all, weightlifting and powerlifting use a common color code for their weight discs. Red = 25kg, blue = 20kg, yellow = 15kg, green = 10kg, and white = 5kg. Plus, you have to add 25kg for the bar and collars (2 x 2.5kgs each = 5kg for the pair). So now, you can figure out about how much most lifters are attempting by just observing the bar. For example, say you see a bar with one two red plates and one green plate on each end. The total weight on the bar would be (4 x 25kg + 2 x 10kg + 25kg + 5 kg) 150kgs, or about 330lbs to us American folk.

Anyway. Most men watch sports in order to see the athletes – both men and women – display incredible amounts of athleticism as they put their bodies on the line and test their limits while doing battle with the opposition. And then there are those that watch sports for the opportunity to see a female athlete with a tight body showing off her sexy curves in a skimpy little uniform. I’m not sure which category I fall into, but what I do know is that I have tuned into a sporting event to watch most of the following ladies at least once. Can you blame me? Before answering that question, I suggest you take a look at those images.

The Frankfurt Motor Show is huge, with countless exhibit halls filled with new cars and concept vehicles. Lamborghini had one of the smaller exhibits, but they got plenty of attention a red Lamborghini Gallardo LP570-4 Super Trofeo Stradale that they unveiled at the show along with two beautiful Aventadors in white and metallic gray.

Here's an amazing photo -- a dog with one green eye and one red eye. Ian

How to get an 80' rig through the 65' bridges of the Intracoastal Waterway using two tons of water. The balls get swung out with an initial turn to port or stbd. The tendency then is for the roll to continue by itself, but is controlled by letting the bags out slowly with a line made off to each bag and running through necessary tackle to a cockpit winch. Hunter

A Phoenix man became trapped inside his SUV on Thursday after he lost control of the vehicle, causing it to roll over and strike a utility pole. In the process, the driver rear-ended another vehicle driven by a man named George Lindell, who later described the events in this amazing interview. Reality hits you hard, bro.

In a league that surrounds itself with only the most breathtaking cheer squads, one group of beautiful women sits atop the rest, continuing to dominate the front pages of fan appreciation with their sexy flair and iconic swagger. Dallas fans may have dealt with a fair amount of heartbreak and depression in recent seasons, but their team's magnificent cheerleaders keep them afloat, ready for excitement at any moment. It's been said that success is measured by how one deals with adversity. The Cowboys cheerleaders continue to comfort a zealous fanbase, keeping them warm through tough times. This squad continues to set a standard for the rest of the NFL. A truly iconic group of women.

When someone locks their knees while standing upright they're constricting the blood vessels, trapping a portion of the body's blood supply, and so the blood does not flow freely to the heart and brain. It's lack of blood that causes them to faint. As soon as they fall, the blood starts rushing up from the lower extremeties, and the person usually recovers after ten or fifteen seconds. I can recall this happening several times when I was in Civil Air Patrol and later in the Air Force, when we were standing at attention for some sort of ceremony.

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