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Back when I was in the (ch)Air Force at Hanscom, there was a guy in the dorm that we were all pretty sure was gay. We'll call him Tom Hocks. His taste in fashion was a little too good and cutting edge, he's never leave his room without checking himself out in the mirror for ten minutes, when he came into some money the first thing he went out an dbought was a red convertible BMW. Oh, and when he had male 'friends' visit from back home, they'd sleep in his room (no big deal), but there were never any second place made up for them to sleep. Just his bed. A single bed. But Tom always did his job, got good scores on his EPRs, and was no different than anyone else to hang out with. He was a nice enough guy, a good Airman, he just took it in the shitter. Oh, and he also has a *smokin hot* sister who would visit him every once in awhile. We lost contact after he PCS'd to Lajes Field on the Azores, so I dunno if he's still in or got out or what. I'm curious what effect the repeal of DADT has on him, if any.

The Blue-and-Yellow Macaw (Ara ararauna), also known as the Blue-and-Gold Macaw, is a member of the group of large Neotropical parrots known as macaws. These birds can reach 30 inches long and weigh up to 3 pounds. They are vivid in appearance with blue wings and tail, dark blue chin, golden under parts and a green forehead. Beaks are black, and very strong for crushing nuts. The naked face is white, turning pink in excited birds, and lined with small black feathers. The Scarlet Macaw (Ara macao) is mostly scarlet, but the rump and tail-covert feathers are light blue, the greater upper wing coverts are yellow, the upper sides of the flight feathers of the wings are dark blue as are the ends of the tail feathers, and the undersides of the wing and tail flight feathers are dark red with metallic gold iridescence. Here are the two shown together, so you can see the difference.

Happens every day: man breaks his arm. Happens every once in awhile: he doesn't seek treatment. Never happens: it's still not healed TWO FUCKING YEARS LATER. Please wait before watching this video, as it is not for the squeamish. The WTF starts around the 0:25 mark.

Neurofibromatosis is a genetically-inherited disorder in which the nerve tissue grows tumors that may be benign or may cause serious damage by compressing nerves and other tissues. The disorder affects all neural crest cells. Cellular elements from these cell types proliferate excessively throughout the body, forming tumors; melanocytes also function abnormally in this disease, resulting in disordered skin pigmentation and "cafe-au-lait" spots. The tumors may cause bumps under the skin, colored spots, skeletal problems, pressure on spinal nerve roots, and other neurological problems.

Another running of the Preakness Stakes has come and gone, and while many of you may have watched Shackleford edge out Animal Kingdom by a half-length during the big race, what you didn’t see was the madness that took place at the infield party. Much like any other year, there was plenty of drunkenness, flashing and fighting, which kept medics, security and police officers busy throughout the weekend event. For those who have never been to a Preakness infield party, the following gallery should help give you an idea of what you have been missing. And if boobs, beer and a little bit of brawling doesn’t interest you, then you haven’t been missing much.

A compact fluorescent lamp is a fluorescent lamp designed to replace an incandescent lamp; some types fit into light fixtures formerly used for incandescent lamps. A helical integrated CFL. This style has slightly reduced efficiency compared to tubular fluorescent lamps, due to the thicker layer of phosphor on the lower side of the twist. It has been the most popular type in North America since the mid 1990s, when the final expiration of patents allowed its manufacture. The tubular-type compact fluorescent lamp is one of the most popular types in Europe.

The way I understand it, the UCMJ is a federal law and the basis of our military justice system. It determines what conduct is criminal, establishes the various types of courts, and sets forth the procedures to be followed in the administration of military justice. You can find the UCMJ in Appendix 2 of the MCM, United States, 1984 or in 10 United States Code (USC) §§801-940. So while yes it does govern the military side of the house, the UCMJ is in fact a civilian (federal) law, created by civilians, put in place by civilians, and ultimately under civilian control. The whole argument against DADT isn't whether or not a specific inddividual has the right to follow/not follow a specific section of the UCMJ (such as someone missing movement), but whether or not a specific part of the UCMJ was discriminatory as a whole when applied unilaterally across the entire military force.

Yellow is the color evoked by light that stimulates both the L and M (long and medium wavelength) cone cells of the retina about equally, with no significant stimulation of the S (short-wavelength) cone cells. In the English language, yellow has traditionally been associated with jaundice and cowardice. Yellow is also associated with the word 'caution' and is the second light on stop lights. The color is associated with aging as well, for both people and objects (e.g. "yellowed" paper). Ethnographically, the term "yellow" has been used as a slang term for both Asians and, in the early 20th century, light-skinned African-Americans.

Life can be hard for WAGs of famous athletes. They have to keep up their appearances while also maintaining a respectful level of dignity. They are constantly bombarded with paparazzi trying to steal their photo. They have no more privacy and they must be careful of how they act in public. Of course, not all the WAGs in the world think the same way. Some of them take advantage of being a beautiful woman with loads of cash at their disposal. In fact, most of the famous women in the club scene, both here and in Europe, date athletes because it allows them plenty of free time to party it up every night. I guess responsibility should be left for Teen Moms, right? Here is a list of the sexiest WAGs who love to party, starting with Nicola T, a former Page 3 girl.

Yeah I know, some people just don't get it. There's so much fucking derp there, I don't know where to begin. I guess I'll just point out the obvious: "I had a fag come on to me in the Army during Basic Training. He regretted it." Followed up by: "I'd [physically attack] him to the point of Medevac." And then bringing it home with: "They are subject to ... a high incidence of violence." Uh-huh. Not sure what to make from that.

On July 28, 1945, a plane crashed into the Empire State Building so hard and fast that it gave the then-tallest structure on earth an exit wound. One of the engines blew a hole clean through the other side of the building and crashed through the roof of a building down the block. More than a dozen people were killed in the crash, but among the survivors was Betty Lou Oliver, elevator operator and immortal. The impact threw Oliver from the elevator she was standing in, and the resulting fire gave her severe burns. But it was about to get much, much worse. Rescue crews, needing to get her to the ground so she could get medical attention, put her right back in the elevator and punched the button for the ground floor. Now, anyone who's familiar with the "Do Not Use in Case of Emergency" signs plastered on every elevator already knows this was a bad idea. Sure enough, the cables were so badly damaged by the accident that they snapped almost immediately. Betty Lou was sent into a 75-story free fall. Due to what was either a featherweight frame or an adamantium skeleton, Ms. Oliver survived that 75-story fall -- directly after getting hit by a plane -- then returned to the job only five months later. And yes, she went right back to work in the same elevator that tried to kill her.

Joe Boxer is a brand of underwear and related apparel founded by Nicholas Graham. The brand pioneered the concept of novelty hanging underwear. Joe Boxer is a wholly owned subsidiary of Iconix Brand Group. In the United States, Joe Boxer products are currently sold exclusively at Kmart and Sears (both owned by Sears Holdings). Outside the U.S., they are sold at select retailers such as The Bay in Canada, but Joe Boxer is in the process of opening its own branded boutiques in Canada. Their underwear was known for having the words "Change Daily" printed on the label.

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