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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 7, 2011
October 7, 2011

Oh, The Tears Of Unfathomable Sadness! My-Yummy! .

Baseball riddle. What is the ONE thing more fun than watching A-Rod strike out with the bases loaded in the bottom of the 7th? Answer. Watching A-Rod strike out AGAIN in the bottom of the 9th to end the game, as the Detroit Tigers eliminate the NY Yankees from the post season. There is $250M down the drain. Dan

Not that I'm shitting all over the Yankees, because as a Red Sox fan we've already been knocked out of the playoffs, so all I can sad is oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy! Mm-yummy, you guys!

A catamaran is a type of multihulled boat or ship consisting of two hulls, or vakas, joined by some structure, the most basic being a frame, formed of akas. Small recreational catamarans are typically designed to be launched and landed from a beach. They will come to rest on their keels without heeling over like a monohull. Additionally, their rudders can be retracted to the depth of their keels, which protects the fragile rudders from damage when the vessel is run aground. Catamarans can be sail or engine powered.

Statistically speaking, Halo is the reason you own an Xbox. With over 40 million copies sold worldwide, the Halo series is largely responsible for the huge rise in popularity of the shooter genre and competitive multiplayers in general, as well as launching Microsoft's Xbox as a serious contender in the console market. Whether you enjoy watching space marines shooting things or not, you have to admit that the gaming world would be completely different today if it weren't for that first Halo game. Halo is synonymous with the shoot-'em-up genre, but the original game, Halo: Combat Evolved, was intended to be a real-time strategy game, like StarCraft or Age of Empires. Also, it was being developed for Apple, not Microsoft -- as presented by Steve Jobs himself back in 1999. The iconic look of the Halo games was still there -- just in its very early stages. It wasn't until Microsoft bought the developer Bungie (which understandably made Steve Jobs lose his shit) and gained Halo as their flagship Xbox title that the game finally became a first-person shooter. The widespread popularity of FPS games soon followed.

For some reason I am going to go ahead and assume that you will like these Leeloo costumes. Jason

The NFL is the single most elite sports league in the country, which means that it's no surprise that the NFL happens to possess the most elite cheerleaders as well. Narrowing down the hottest cheerleaders in the NFL certainly sounds like quite the harrowing task, but it's not exactly impossible. Despite all odds it happened; it took countless hours of research, an absolute dedication to the cause and an unrelenting dedication to bringing you the most amazing cheerleaders the NFL has to offer, starting with Natalie from the Indianapolis Colts. It was difficult, but I endured. You're welcome.

It's good to see there are other kids besides spoiled little fuck you want to punch in the face: several moons ago I features this video of some kids who were very unimpressed with their surprise Disney trip. I can assure you that this little girl's reaction is nothing of the sort.

Tweezers are tools used for picking up and manipulating objects too small to be easily handled with the human hands. They are probably derived from tongs, pincers, or scissors-like pliers used to grab or hold hot objects since the dawn of recorded history. In a scientific or medical context they are normally referred to as forceps. Tweezers make use of two third-class levers connected at one fixed end (the fulcrum point of each lever), with the pincers at the others. Tweezers can be used for tasks such as plucking human hairs from the face or eyebrows, and whenever small objects have to be manipulated, including for example small, particularly surface-mount, electronic parts, and small mechanical parts for models and precision mechanisms.

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