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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 12, 2011
October 12, 2011

Needsless To Say, I Was Asked To Leave.

In case you enjoyed the The Mini Band playing Sweet Child O Mine, here's the 'lead guitarist' 7 year old Zoe during a little bit of practice. What do you think of that, Axl Rose? WHERE IS YOUR SLASH NOW? And if anyone wants to complain, you better think twice because I'll fuckin kick all the haters off, man.

From their website: Good Stuff on the Strand is the legendary South Bay institution known for healthy food, comfortable setting, friendly people and affordable prices. At our Good Stuff family of restaurants in Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, El Segundo and West Los Angeles, we celebrate the Southern California beach culture of surf, volleyball and sun worship. All of our restaurants have convenient parking, sunny patios and daily specials. We also have party platters for your home or office, gift certificates and attractive Good Stuff T-shirts.

Diastema is a space between two teeth. Many species of mammals have diastemata as a normal feature, most commonly between the incisors and molars. In humans, the term is most commonly applied to an open space between the upper incisors (front teeth). It happens when there is an unequal relationship between the size of the teeth and the jaw. Diastema is sometimes caused or exacerbated by the action of a labial frenulum (the tissue connecting the lip to the gum) causing high mucosal attachment and less attached keratinized tissue which is more prone to recession or by tongue thrusting, which can push the teeth apart.

Shakira's hips don't lie. But apparently footballers do. Or maybe it's the press. Who knows? The bottom line is, I don't care. I really just like looking at hot WAGs. What in the heck are we talking about? Shakira, of course, and the rumours about her split from Barcelona and Spain's Gerard Pique. First, the news was that she dumped him after he couldn't keep it in his pants. Now, she's saying they're still together. Whatever. The most important part of this story is that Shakira is now a member of the WAGs—wives and girlfriends of footballers, if you're wondering. Now we can include her in all kinds of lists about hottest WAGs Was she dumped? It's hard to know for sure. But just in case she was, we're dedicating today's list of 50 hottest dumped WAGs to Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll. The premise here is simple. These WAGs are hot. And like Daniela Cicarelli, they've all been dumped.

When booking a balcony cabin on a cruise ship, you should give appropriate consideration to safety concerns for every member of your party. Unfortunately, there are one to two news stories a year about someone going overboard on a cruise ship. All too often, excess amounts of alcohol leading to acts of stupidity are determined to be a contributing factor. Also, while there are safety measures in place with balconies, they should under no circumstances be viewed as foolproof when faced with a determined, curious, or mechanically inclined-child. The glass railing on the balcony is 45" high. On an average 6-foot tall adult, this places the top of the rail roughly about navel (belly button) height. On an average 5 foot 6 inches tall adult, the top of the rail comes to roughly mid-torso, or about 4-6 inches above the navel.

If you haven’t watched a game of beach soccer before -- especially one held in Italy -- you may want to start. Sure, the games can be awfully exciting and intense, but our recommendation has more to do with the talent of the cheerleaders than the talent of the players playing the game. One look at these images should help you understand exactly what I'm talking about.

Hi Ernie, No need to post this but thought I'd let you know that the wife and I happened across this restaurant this weekend…I had the "Trailer Trash Zombie" and the Mrs. had the "T-Virus". The food was excellent and we both escaped unscathed. Check it out if you ever get to the Midwest. Regards, Dank

Ernie, Love the site. Been a long time (maybe 7 years now?) reader. Anyway, that's not a single seat convertible. That's either a generation 4 Camaro or Firebird with T-Tops. Anyway, keep up the great work and looking forward to your daily updates. Also, if you could withhold my info, that'd be great. Paul

What do Elisabetta Canalis, Eva Mendes, Maggie Q, Joanna Krupa have in common? Well yes, they've all been discarded by George Clooney, but they have something else in common too. They're all on the list of the 20 Hottest Naked PETA Models, which is disappointingly safe for work. But don't worry, this Elisabetta Canalis gallery is not.

The M4 carbine is a family of firearms tracing its lineage back to earlier carbine versions of the M16, all based on the original AR-15 designed by Eugene Stoner and made by ArmaLite. It is a shorter and lighter version of the M16A2 assault rifle, with 80% parts commonality. It is a gas-operated, air-cooled, magazine-fed, selective fire, shoulder-fired weapon with a telescoping stock. A shortened variant of the M16A2 rifle, the M4 has a 14.5 in (370 mm) barrel, allowing the individual soldier to better operate in close quarters. The M4 and its variants fire 5.56x45mm NATO ammunition and are gas-operated, air-cooled, magazine-fed, selective fire firearms with either a multi-position telescoping stock or a fixed A2 or LE tactical stock. Original M4 models had a flat-ended telescoping stock, but newer models are now equipped with a redesigned telescoping stock that is slightly larger with curvature at the end.

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that Brooke Long has done some dancing and modeling throughout her career. Just look at her! From her role as one of the stunning models on "Deal or No Deal" to her time as a Laker girl, Brooke has dabbled in a little of everything. In fact, not only was she a Laker girl, but she also danced for the Miami Heat and San Diego Chargers, and she loves to bungee jump, skydive and rock climb as well. You'll find nine stunning photos of Brooke in this gallery. After make sure to check out the interview to find out if she's ever rooted against a contestant on "Deal" and what actor she really wants to work with.

Among the almost infinite variety of door locks out there, none combines openness with security quite like a swing guard lock. These are the locks that have a little metal arm hanging on the door frame, and it swings over a peg on the door face to lock. You have seen them in hotel rooms, and there's a reason they use them: They allow the person inside the room to open the door a few inches and peek out, just as with a door chain, except the swing guard is much stronger and can't be easily forced open. Remember, they only work on inward-swinging doors.

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