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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 14, 2011
October 14, 2011

Well Ladies and Gentlemen, Let's Hear It For Kevin Chang.

Ahhh, Occupy Wall Street, how you entertain me so. But as with any large protest, we have to accept the good (the informed), the bad (the clueless), and the ugly (the ignorant). queue whistling...

Ficus benjamina, commonly known as the Ficus Tree and often sold in stores as just a "Ficus", is a species of fig tree, native to south and southeast Asia and Australia. It is a very popular house plant in temperate areas, due to its elegant growth and tolerance of poor growing conditions; it does best under bright, sunny conditions but will also tolerate considerable shade. It requires a moderate amount of watering in summer, and only enough to keep it from drying out in the winter. It does not need to be misted. The plant is sensitive to cold and should be protected from strong drafts. When grown indoors, it can grow too large for its situation, and may need drastic pruning or replacing.

Nothing to see here, just a girl with big tits solving a Rubik's Cube. Move along, the show's over. P.S. - it's awesome when she gets frustrated around 0:55.

Fiji Water is a U.S.-based business and brand of bottled water derived, bottled, and shipped from the Fiji Islands. According to marketing materials, the water comes from an artesian aquifer in the Yaqara Valley of Viti Levu. The product has become the favorite bottled water of movie stars, rock musicians, and supermodels. Because of its chic appeal, Fiji Water also has benefited from some free product placement, appearing on the screen in such movies as The Thomas Crown Affair and DodgeBall, and television series Ally McBeal, The West Wing, Friends, Felicity, and Just Shoot Me. A subsidiary of Roll International Corporation, Fiji Water LLC sells water in a distinctive square bottle under the Fiji Water label.

Hi Ernie, This is finally the year my daughter (8) decided she doesn't want to be a princess for Halloween anymore . . . she wants to be a zombie princess! Anyways, I found this website which gives tips on how to make yourself into a zombie using stuff from the drugstore and supermarket . . . pretty cool. Cheers, Charley. P.S. I'll, send photos

Of all human bonds, the maternal bond (mother–infant relationship) is one of the strongest. The maternal bond begins to develop during pregnancy; following pregnancy, the production of oxytocin during lactation increases parasympathetic activity, thus reducing anxiety and theoretically fostering bonding. It is generally understood that maternal oxytocin circulation can predispose some mammals to show caregiving behavior in response to young of their species. While it typically occurs due to pregnancy and childbirth, it may also occur between a woman and an unrelated child, such as in adoption. There are hundreds of potential factors, both physical and emotional, which can influence the mother-child bonding process. Many new mothers do not always experience the "instantly-in-mother-love" emotions. Bonding is a gradually unfolding experience that can take hours, days, weeks, or even months to develop.

There may be no better way to get in touch with nature than by taking your bicycle out for a stroll along a path through the park or forest. All you really need is a strong, reliable mountain bike and a helmet. Whatever other clothing you choose to wear is entirely optional. If you are looking for some ideas perhaps you should take a look at what these sexy females decided to wear, as well as what they decided not to wear, if you know what I mean.

A brilliant is a diamond or other gemstone, cut in a particular form with numerous facets so as to have exceptional brilliance. The shape resembles that of a cone and provides maximized light return through the top of the diamond. Even with modern techniques, the cutting and polishing of a diamond crystal always result in a dramatic loss of weight; rarely is it less than 50%. The round brilliant cut is preferred when the crystal is an octahedron, as often two stones may be cut from one such crystal. Oddly shaped crystals such as macles are more likely to be cut in a fancy cut—that is, a cut other than the round brilliant, which the particular crystal shape lends itself to.

One thing about that article you posted today, it states that China's colleges suck, which is true. The thing is, that doesn't matter, they send their geniuses here to get PhDs. John

Remember The Last Stand, and The Last Stand 2? Well now there's The Last Stand: Union City. Make your way to Union City to escape the mainland within 40 days and nights while fighting off the hordes from your make shift barricades once again. Scavenge, shoot and survive your way through Union City in this sprawling zombie action RPG. Play in Survivor mode for a more realistic experience where the need food and sleep will be added to your survival requirements. Or play in Run'n'Gun mode and blast your way to freedom.

A closet is a small and enclosed space, a cabinet, or a cupboard in a house or building used for general storage or hanging clothes. Modern closets can be built into the walls of the house during construction so that they take up no apparent space in the bedroom, or they can be a large, free-standing piece of furniture designed for clothing storage, in which case they are often called a wardrobe or armoire. Closets are often built under stairs, thereby using awkward space that would otherwise go unused. A linen closet is a tall, narrow closet, typically located in or near bathrooms. Such a closet contains shelves used to hold towels, washcloths, sheets, and toiletries.

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