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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 21, 2011
October 21, 2011

Holy Rapture 2, Electric Bugaloo.

Just a friendly reminder, we're all gonna fuckin die today. Again.

Because let's be honest. Who wants to live in a world without the Colonel to kick around, am I right? Well, whether you're happy to hear Ghadaffi is dead or not -- nobody insults Shitler's mustache -- you have to admit it's a pretty remarkable event. That's right, the attempt on Doc Emmett Brown's life has finally been avenged.

So out of a bout with nostalgia for the world ending in a ball of nuclear fire, I decided to do a Wikisnaps article on an old Commodore 64 games I used to love called Raid Over Moscow. Designed during the tail end of the Cold War, I went back and watched the video of the walk through and marvelled at two small details regarding the Ruskie's launch sites. First, since the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991 the city of Leningrad no longer exists; it's now called Saint Petersburg. Which by the way, was its original name prior to being renamed Petrograd back in 1914, and then Leningrad ten years later in 1924. Second, Minsk is known for having one of the best libraries in the world. I don't think there's anything especially noteworthy about the other launch site, Saratov. Next up on the nostalgia trek: Red Storm Rising - Seawolf subs with swimout torpedoes, LOL!

Hey I've always said Frenchmen are good at two things: shining German boots and bouncing on trampolines. Say what you want, but that was fucking cool.

The NHL has some beautiful ice girls that make going to game a bit more exciting, and hockey might even have the best eye candy of any sport. While some teams have large ice girl squads, some teams are still expanding this form of entertainment. Need a reason to watch the NHL while the NBA season is in doubt? Well, you've come to the right place. Let's take a look at the 50 hottest ice girls in hockey, starting with Grace who is from Richardson, Texas, and skates for the the Dallas Stars. Oh, and to her ex-boyfriend: I give you my best Nelson voiced: HA-HA!

Last month, I sent around my first "broadcast" Email of 2011 and mentioned I was about to have Cataract Surgery. I appreciate all the "good lucks" and am happy to report that my eye surgery went quite well. It's now a month later and especially as someone who has worn glasses all their life, I still marvel at how bright, vivid, and in-focus the world looks. Distance, night vision, and general comfort is very good and while I still need reading glasses for close-in work, the Crystals lens implant should hopefully provide more accommodation in the months to come. One interesting oddity is that with my yellow natural lens removed, I can now see Ultraviolet light ... seems some people have photoreceptors sensitive below 400nm. So while I don't have a Sixth Sense that allows me to say, "I see dead people", maybe I have a super power - just call me "Captain UV"! Speaking of spooky stuff, the Controllable Halloween Decorations for Celiac Disease are up again. Once again, three live webcams and X10 technology allows web surfers to not only view the action, but also *control* it. Heck, you can even inflate/deflate the giant Frankenstein, Pumpkins, Grim Reapers, Skull, SpongeBob SquarePants, Headless Horseman, Homer Simpson, and more - D'OH! On a more serious note, this is the 7th year that I'm working with the University of Maryland Center for Celiac Research to raise awareness & funds - my two sons have this condition, so it's personal for me. The website continues to be completely free and totally fun, especially for kids. If folks are so inclined, you can make an optional donation directly to the Center for Celiac Research. Over $60,000 has been raised with my zany holiday lights - go figure! So surf on by, tell your friends, blog about it, spread the word, etc. And this is just the warmup for Christmas - HO, HO, HO ... Alek

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Exotic cars. Gorgeous females. Very little clothing. You are probably thinking to yourself, "Did I just die and go to heaven?" No, you didn't. This is just another one of those cases. I would tell you to enjoy the following pictures, but let's be serious for a second here. Do you really need to be told to enjoy ogling these sexy ladies and their hot cars? I didn't think so.

Old and busted: Airman Sugar Tits belts out Adele's Rolling In The Deep. The new hotness: 7 year old Alexa schools Sugar Tits on all things vocal.

salute to steve jobs: thirty-two hot girls with iphones

nerdfest: extreme archery, human targets & sword fight accident

ota benga: the pygmy who was caged in the bronx zoo's monkey house


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