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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 2, 2011
November 2, 2011

I'm Dog Tired After Working Like A Dog on a Dog Day Afternoon.

Could this be the most attention grabbing bikini on the beach? No strings attached -- but who needs those pesky bikini strings anyway, now that Perfect Tan Bikini has come up with a way to cover up those important bits with no tan line. Yvelisse Lopez shows off her bikini -- could this be the new shape of swimwear? Christ, i fucking hope so.

There were several flags of the Confederate States of America used during its existence from 1861 to 1865. Since the end of the American Civil War, personal and official use of Confederate flags, and of flags derived from these, has continued under some controversy. A rectangular variant of the battle flag used by some Confederate Army Units, now called "The Confederate Flag" or "The Confederate Battle Flag", despite its never having historically represented the CSA as a nation, has become a widely recognized symbol of the South. It is also called the rebel or Dixie flag, and is often incorrectly referred to as the Stars and Bars. The self-declared Confederate enclave of Town Line, New York, lacking a genuine Confederate flag, flew a version of this flag prior to its 1946 vote to rejoin the Union.

A story recently broke involving a professional football player and a porn star posting pictures on Twitter of the two of them hanging out one weekend. Keep reading and you will find out who in case you have not heard about it yet. It is no shock that athletes love to date porn stars and playmates. Think about it. Athletes are treated as kings so why not expect them to date the most beautiful women on earth? But which ones are hotter? Porn Stars or Playmates? How about we take a look right now and find out?

Singham is a 2011 Bollywood action film directed by Rohit Shetty starring Ajay Devgn, Kajal Aggarwal and Prakash Raj in lead roles. It is a remake of the 2010 Tamil film Singam featuring Suriya and Anushka Shetty and directed by Hari. The film is produced by Reliance Entertainment, which also produced the original film. The theatrical trailer of the film was released along with Ready on 3 June 2011. It became the highest grossing movie of 2011. The film was released on 22 July 2011. The Delhi High Court, upon Reliance Entertainment's request, issued an order to all Indian ISPs to block filesharing sites to prevent piracy of Singham.

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from basketball star Kris Humphries after just 72 days, citing irreconcilable differences. Reports say the split was caused by Kris' desire to settle down in Minnesota, while Kim was unwilling to leave LA. Kris was said to be shocked and unaware Kim had filed for divorce. He has said he'll do anything to save the marriage. More cynical observers have noted that various endorements mean they have netted $18 million, or $250,000 for each day of wedded bliss. Oh by the way, gays will ruin the sanctity of marriage.

The AC adapter, AC/DC adapter or AC/DC converter is a type of external power supply, often enclosed in what looks like an over-sized AC plug. Other names include plug pack, plug-in adapter, adapter block, domestic mains adapter, line power adapter, or power adapter. Informal terms include wall wart, wall cube and power brick. AC adapters are used with electrical devices that require power but do not contain internal components to derive the required voltage and power from mains power. The internal circuitry of an external power supply is very similar to the design that would be used for a built-in or internal supply.

And from the Someone-Needs-His-Ass-Kicked Department:

Aransas County Court-At-Law Judge William Adams took a belt to his own teenage daughter as punishment for using the internet to acquire music and games that were unavailable for legal purchase at the time. She has had ataxic cerebral palsy from birth that led her to a passion for technology, which was strictly forbidden by her father's backwards views. The judge's wife was emotionally abused herself and was severely manipulated into assisting the beating and should not be blamed for any content in this video. The judge's wife has since left the marriage due to the abuse, which continues to this day, and has sincerely apologized and repented for her part and for allowing such a thing, long before this video was even revealed to exist. Judge William Adams is not fit to be anywhere near the law system if he can't even exercise fit judgement as a parent himself. Do not allow this man to ever be re-elected again. His "judgement" is a giant farce. Signed, Hillary Adams, his daughter.

And from the Yes-I-Know-It's-For-Halloween-But-Better-Late-Than-Never Department: sexy glow in the dark witch pole dance.

A scrum is a way of restarting a rugby game, either after an accidental infringement or when the ball has gone out of play. Scrums occur more often, and are of greater importance, in union than in league. In both sports, a scrum is formed by the players who are designated forwards binding together in three rows. The scrum then engages with the opposition team so that the player's heads are interlocked with those of the other side's front row. The scrum-half from the team that did not infringe then throws the ball into the tunnel created in the space between the two sets of front rowers' legs. Both teams may then try to compete for the ball by trying to hook the ball backwards with their feet.

Disney Princess is a Walt Disney Company franchise, based on fictional characters who have been featured as part of the Disney character line-up. The six original members of the franchise were Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle and Jasmine, who were later joined by Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, and Rapunzel. The franchise has released dolls, sing-along videos and a variety of other girls' products, apparel, home decor and a variety of toys featuring the Disney Princesses.

The last of a American archetype, the final Crown Victoria rolled off a Canadian assembly line in August, bound for Saudi Arabia. The favorite vehicle of police departments and taxi cabs for years, the Crown Vic was still selling well, but Ford would have needed to spend hundreds of millions of dollars to update the decades-old Panther platform. With the Crown Vic gone, Ford does not have a V8-powered sedan for sale in the United States for the first time since 1932.

hey dude, you posted a vid a while back about a very versatile car. I remember it was green and convertable and the kids were at the beach. It was very cool. Could you redirect me to it. Thanks dude. Love the roast beef sammich. Eric

I vaguely remember the video, but can't find it either. Does anyone know what car/vehicle/truck/whatever that Eric is talking about?

Coke bottle styling is a term used to describe any automotive body styling bearing an overall body shape resembling the classic glass Coca-Cola soft drink's contour bottle design. It is a style of automobile bodies with outward curving fenders with a narrow center. Modern muscle cars like the Fifth-generation Chevrolet Camaro and Dodge Challenger also have coke-bottle styling. By the late 1970s and early 1980s, cars like the Ford Fairmont and Chrysler K-cars moved towards straight lines.

A curtsey is a traditional gesture of greeting, in which a girl or woman bends her knees while bowing her head. It is the female equivalent of male bowing in Western cultures. In more formal variants of the curtsey, the girl/woman bends the knees outward (rather than straight ahead), often sweeping one foot behind her. She may also use her hands to hold her skirt out from her body. In Victorian era, when women wore floor-length, hooped skirts, they curtsied using the plié movement borrowed from second-position in classical ballet in which the knees are bent while the back is held straight. Both feet and knees point out so the torso lowers straight down. This way, the lady lowers herself evenly, not to one side.

A scratching post is a wooden post covered in rough material that cat owners provide so their pets have an acceptable place to scratch. Cats have a natural urge to scratch: the action helps them remove old material from their claws, and they mark territory with scent glands in their paws. Indoor cats may be prevented from exercising this urge on furniture if they are provided with an acceptable scratching post. The most common type of post consists of a wooden post, roughly 24-36 inches tall, mounted vertically in a wide base, which allows the cat to stretch upward on its rear legs and scratch freely without tipping it over. A post that is unstable or does not allow a cat to fully extend its body might put off the cat from using it. Surfaces vary: the post may be covered in sisal rope, upholstery fabric, or the jute backing of a piece of carpet. Many pet owners find they have to experiment with different surfaces to find one that their cats will scratch reliably.

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