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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 7, 2011
November 7, 2011

Sesame Street Definitely Looks More Fun Than I Remember It.

Old and busted: Hornets massacre honey bees nest. The new hotness: The honey bees get all like, bitch please.

Taoism refers to a philosophical or religious tradition in which the basic concept is to establish harmony with the Tao, which is the mechanism of everything that exists. The word Tao is usually translated as way, path or principle, although the word literally means "nature" as in the nature of all things as well as the natural world. Taoism had not only a profound influence on the culture of China, but also on neighboring countries. Taoist philosophy is deeply rooted in contemporary China, and is an unavoidable part of modern Chinese life. Taoism includes a number of meditative and contemplative traditions, said to have their principles described in the I Ching, Tao Te Ching, Chuang Tzu and Tao Tsang among other texts. In a form of meditation using visualization, such as Chinese Qigong, the practitioner concentrates on flows of energy (Qi) in the body, starting in the abdomen and then circulating through the body, until dispersed.

Human papillomavirus (HPV) is a member of the papillomavirus family of viruses that is capable of infecting humans. Like all papillomaviruses, HPVs establish productive infections only in keratinocytes of the skin or mucous membranes. While the majority of the nearly 200 known types of HPV cause no symptoms in most people, some types can cause warts (verrucae), while others can – in a minority of cases – lead to cancers of the cervix, vulva, vagina, and anus in women or cancers of the anus and penis in men. HPV types that tend to cause genital warts are not those that cause cervical cancer.[1] Since an individual can be infected with multiple types of HPV, the presence of warts does not rule out the possibility of high-risk types of the virus also being present. The types of HPV that cause genital warts are usually different from the types that cause warts on other parts of the body, such as the hands or inner thighs.

Some professional athletes go through more beautiful women in a year than bottles of shampoo. It just doesn't seem fair. Well, there are a few man-eating WAGs who have turned the tables and upgrade their athlete arm candy every few months or years. Watch out boys, they'll chew you up. Here are the top heartbreaking WAGs you don't want to get attached to -- and we're going to skip right over Cameron Diaz to Brittny Gastineau, daughter of NY Jets legend, Mark Gastineau. On that note, the gorgeous Kristin Cavallari put on her wedding dress and took part in a photo shoot for Life & Style magazine at LA's Mondrian Hotel. It wasn't supposed to be the last time she put it on, but that all changed after her soon-to-be husband, Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, called off the wedding plans following an argument the very next day. According to sources, Jay wanted Kristin to commit to him and move to Chicago, and when she made it clear that she was not willing to do so, the two parted ways. Now Cutler and Bears fans alike will not have to worry about Kristin becoming a distraction tonight as the Bears face off against thed Eagles. Although, I'm not so sure that is a good thing. Take a look at these images and judge for yourself.

Wind chimes are chimes constructed from suspended tubes, rods, bells or other objects and are often made of metal or wood. Wind chimes are usually hung outside of a building or residence, as a visual and aural garden ornament, and are to be played by the wind. Wind chimes can be made of materials other than metal or wood and in shapes other than tubes or rods. Other wind chimes materials include glass, bamboo, shell, stone and porcelain. More exotic items, such as silverware or cookie cutters, can also be recycled to create wind chimes. The selected material can have a large impact on the sound a wind chime produces. The sounds produced are not tunable to specific notes and range from pleasant tinkling to dull thuds.

I saw this on my walk back to the office from lunch. It was a nice contrast to the perception everyone has of the NYPD in the area due to the Occupy Wall Street camp nearby. - ubermongolianbeef

Big E what up? So I happened across this totally by accident I swear. But of course the first thing that crossed my mind was Ernie needs this. My question is, was this bitch born like this, is it really good make up, or did she pay some ass hole plastic surgeon in Guadalupe to bolt that thing on permanently? Inquiring minds need to know... Keep up the good work, Jack

From what I just saw, a father that was deployed just got back, and held the field goal kick for his sons at half time. They didnt know it was their father placing the kick until after he took his helmet off! It would have more touching if it was a broncos game! Fuck the Raiders! Go Broncos! Cheers, Jake

I searhed Youtube/the internet for some halftime footage, but no dice. Anyone have it?

A collection of various bloopers involving sexual innuendos on TV. The masturbating kangaroo is a classic.

Reclaim a city from the zombie hordes while managing supplies, housing and morale. Featuring new buildings, plotlines, characters, customizable survivors with skills and equipment, new & improved art and all new hidden endings to discover. That's right, Rebuild 2 is ready to swallow your soul.

A tealight is a candle encased in a thin metal or plastic cover so that the candle can liquefy completely while lit. They are typically small, circular, wider than their height and inexpensive. Because of their small size and low level of light, multiple tealights are often burned simultaneously. Tealights may be distinguished from nightlights by the duration of burning: a tealight usually burns for 3 to 5 hours but a nightlight, which is larger, is intended to burn for a whole night (about 8 to 10 hours).

How to explain gay rights and equality to someone who likened gay marriage to marrying your toaster.

How to know that a burnout video is going to end poorly? Step one: it involves a Dodge Neon.

Mostly called lauan in the United States, tropical plywood is the largest internationally traded tropical hardwood product. The name lauan comes from trees found in the Philippines but has become a generic term in the US for imported tropical plywood. Lauan production began in earnest in the 1930s when Japanese logging companies began targeting the forests of the Philippines. Lauan plywood is used for the facing of interior doors, for the backing of wood and faux-wood paneling, for the interior walls of truck bodies, RVs and trailers, shipping containers, subflooring, movie and theatre set construction, cabinet interiors and backing, furniture backing and drawers, picture frame backing and crafts.

the 6 types of people selling stuff on craigslist

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inside new jersey's abandoned mental asylum

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