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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 8, 2011
November 8, 2011

So Long, Smokin' Joe, We Hardly Knew Ye.

Joseph William "Joe" Frazier, also known as Smokin' Joe, was a former Olympic and Undisputed World Heavyweight boxing champion, whose professional career lasted from 1965 to 1976, with a brief comeback in 1981. Frazier emerged as the top contender in the late 1960s, defeating the likes of Jerry Quarry, Oscar Bonavena, Buster Mathis, Eddie Machen, Doug Jones, George Chuvalo and Jimmy Ellis en route to becoming undisputed heavyweight champion in 1970, and followed up by defeating Muhammad Ali on points in the highly-anticipated "Fight of the Century" in 1971. Two years later Frazier lost his title when he was knocked out by George Foreman. He fought on, beating Joe Bugner, losing a rematch to Ali, and beating Quarry and Ellis again. The International Boxing Research Organization (IBRO) rates Frazier among the ten greatest heavyweights of all time. He is an inductee of both the International Boxing Hall of Fame and the World Boxing Hall of Fame. Frazier's style was often compared to that of Henry Armstrong and occasionally Rocky Marciano. He was dependent on bobbing, weaving, grunting, snorting as he grimaced with all out aggression wearing down his opponents with relentless pressure. His best known punch was a powerful left hook, which accounted for most of his knockouts. Compared to Ali's style, he was close enough to the ideal bruiser that some in the press and media characterized the bouts as the answer to the classic question: "What happens when a boxer meets with a brawler?" Frazier continued to train fighters in his gym in Philadelphia. His later years saw the continuation of his bitter rivalry with Ali, in which the two periodically exchanged insults, interspersed with brief reconciliations. Frazier was diagnosed with liver cancer in late September 2011 and admitted to hospice care. Frazier, died overnight at the age of 67, his family confirmed in a statement. Muhammad Ali paid tribute to his great rival Joe Frazier, saying: "The world has lost a great champion."

Renault is a French automaker producing cars, vans, and in the past, autorail vehicles, trucks, tractors, vans and also buses/coaches. Its alliance with Nissan makes it the world's third largest automaker. Together Renault and Nissan are leading electric car development among major car companies, investing 4 billion euros ($5.16 billion) in eight electric vehicles over the next 3–4 years. Both the Renault logo and its documentation historically used a specially designed typeface called Renault MN, developed by British firm Wolff Olins. This type family is said to have been designed not for prestige reasons, but mainly to save costs at a time where the use of typefaces was more costly than it is now.

The leaves have fallen, and summer officially ended over a month ago ago. We're saying goodbye to our favorite season today with a look at one of life's best summer treats: watching women going down on popsicles.

A nightmare is an unpleasant dream that can cause a strong negative emotional response from the mind, typically fear and/or horror, but also despair, anxiety and great sadness. The dream may contain situations of danger, discomfort, physical or psychological terror. Sufferers usually awaken in a state of distress and may be unable to return to sleep for a prolonged period of time. Recurrent nightmares that can interfere with sleeping patterns and cause insomnia may require medical help. Recurring post-traumatic stress disorder nightmares in which real traumas are re-experienced respond best to a technique called imagery rehearsal.

Ernie, I was bored today. Started trolling the Sun-Sentinel mugs in the news.... there is this dude from bangbus, Raul Armenteros. Read the charges...santeria practicing porn star... Joe

Hello Ernie, In May 2011 I decide to illegally grow a vegetable garden on a neglected patch of land in Brooklyn. Over the summer I encountered a thief, a dirty old man, and GOD -- as documented in this follow up video. Best, Todd

A douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s. The term usually refers to a person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions, most often without malicious intent.

Have you ever been so pissed off that you wanted to punch a dude with a taser? Of course not. That's not even possible. Well, don't tell Michael Alexander, who decided that mixed martial arts, the current king of the fighting hill, was for pussies. So he upped the ante of a sport that already consists of two guys punching, kicking and grappling the hell out of each other by adding 3-million-volt tasers sewn into their gloves. It's called Shockfighting, and it looks like this.

Squirtle is a Water-type Pokémon introduced in Generation I. Squirtle is a small, tailed bipedal, light blue turtle with its most notable feature being the hard shell on its back. This shell forms and hardens on its back after birth. It could perhaps be distantly related to some other turtle-like Pokémon, such as Torkoal and Turtwig, but Squirtle seems to only be closely related to its evolutions. Squirtle's shell is an extremely helpful defensive tool. It can withdraw into the shell to block physical attacks. Squirtle's smooth, hard shell and head also aid it in other ways, such as minimizing its resistance in water to increase its swimming speed, and allowing it to launch attacks like Rapid Spin and Skull Bash.

Ernie, About your pic of the Confederate Flag. FYI, this is actually the former Georgia state flag -- see the 1956 - 2001 flag. Jonathan

ernie says: son of a bitch if you ain't right...

Gun safety is a collection of rules and recommendations that can be applied when handling firearms. The purpose of gun safety is to eliminate or minimize the risks of unintentional death, injury or damage caused by improper handling of firearms. The rules of gun safety follow from this mindset. There are many variations, and one of them is the Four Rules introduced by Colonel Jeff Cooper, which are: All guns are always loaded. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target. Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.

Solitaire is any tabletop game which one can play by oneself or with other people. Solitaire is a one-player game that can be played on a computer or with standard 52 playing cards. Sometimes the games are impossible to solve, but it's good to increase your chances of winning. The object of the game is to collect all the cards in runs of alternating red and black suit colors from ace through king. You're bound to get frustrated with this game after a while, but when you make it happen it's worth all the agony.

Good news: We've finally got a flying car. The bad news: You have to drive around town with a ridiculously huge helmet on your fucking head. Plus being the litigious society we are, this company will only be in business until get bankrupted by the first lawsuit from the surviving family of a drunk driver/flyer.

Mike's Hard Lemonade Co. is a United States-based manufacturer of alcoholic beverages. It is named after its flagship and original product, Mike's Hard Lemonade, a well-known mixture of lemonade flavor and an unflavored hard liquor base. The company was founded in 1999 by Anthony von Mandl. The company's U.S. headquarters moved from Lakewood, Colorado, to Seattle, Washington, in 2005. Mike's Hard Lemonade flavors include the Original Lemonade, Cranberry Lemonade, Limeade, Black Cherry Lemonade, Raspberry Lemonade, and Strawberry Lemonade.

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